*** Official Royals vs. Jays 7/6/16 Gamethread ***

[Chiefspants]

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RIDE THE RED BEARDS.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ian Kennedy gets the ball in <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash">#Royals</a>’ series finale vs Blue Jays. <a href="https://t.co/MHzxGiUI9i">https://t.co/MHzxGiUI9i</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ForeverRoyal?src=hash">#ForeverRoyal</a> <a href="https://t.co/opMnLb8Z95">pic.twitter.com/opMnLb8Z95</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Royals (@Royals) <a href="https://twitter.com/Royals/status/750806721652625408">July 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[siberian khatru]

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[siberian khatru]

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[gblowfish]

Why ask Why???

[Jerok]

I have a good feeling about this one.

[gblowfish]

I'm a gonna cook a big ole T-Bone Steak and have a baked tater...so it's all good.

[ChiTown]

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[KCUnited]

Let's not settle for 2 runs or less tonight.

[New World Order]

Let's not settle for 2 runs or less tonight.


We can do 3!

[gblowfish]

Mr Gary Says...GO ROYALS

[Chiefspants]

RED BEARD FOR THE WIN

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[Ron Swanson]

shocking, the Royals gave up another home run

[ChiTown]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR Home Runs!!

JFC

[Al Bundy]

Pretty sad.. Ian Kennedy sucks balls.

[Ron Swanson]

This slow ground out offense is a blast to watch.

[Deberg_1990]

Exclusive interview with Pounders dad. What a treat !

[chiefqueen]

12 outs to go. I am not near the remote so I can't check to see if ESPN has the breaking news banner going.

[ChiTown]

2-0

That should be plenty against our sack-less offense

[ChiTown]

It's pretty evident how boring this team is by the lack of GDT participation

[chiefqueen]

Time for another pitching lesson for our pitchers from Stroman.

[ChiTown]

Time for another pitching lesson for our pitchers from Stroman.

Marcus 4.86 ERA Stroman is schooling our lineup. Just a fucking embarassing performance so far.

[ChiTown]

HEY!!!!! Esky breaks up the no-no with a triple!!! Woot!!

We do have a pulse. Yes!

[bricks]

Marcus 4.86 ERA Stroman is schooling our lineup. Just a ****ing embarassing performance so far.

I think Alcides Escobar heard you lol

[chiefqueen]

No need to thank me.

[KevB]

Just about had it with Gordo

[Al Bundy]

Alex Gordon sucks balls.

[ChiTown]

Alex whiffle ball bat Gordon comes through again with a dribbler to the 2Nd Baseman. Good job, 4-$72mm!

[gblowfish]

Pathetic AB by Alex. He's got Mike Sweeney Disease since signing his new deal.

[LoneWolf]

Alex has got to lead MLB in broken bats.

[KevB]

And Whit is crashing quickly back to earth. Pitchers have concluded he's more than willing to swing at balls, so he's getting lots of them and getting himself out.

[Deberg_1990]

Keep the line halted

[ChiTown]

Man on 3rd and no outs. Yep. Stranded :banghead:

[KevB]

Pathetic AB by Alex. He's got Mike Sweeney Disease since signing his new deal.

Unfortunately, this goes back to last year when he came back from that injury

[Dartgod]

Man on 3rd and no outs. Yep. Stranded :banghead:

Frustrating as hell.

[chiefqueen]

Stroman is still 30 pitches ahead of where he should be if you use the 15 pitches/inning rule.

[Chiefspants]

Unfortunately, this goes back to last year when he came back from that injury

Nah, Alex was prime in the playoffs.

[gblowfish]

Weather Radar shows big shield of rain headed right towards Toronto, that's why the roof is closing. Should rain there in about a half hour.

[bricks]

Man on 3rd and no outs. Yep. Stranded :banghead:

Shhhh talk to me when you have the bases loaded in the ALCS game 6 and come up with no runs. It could always be worse!

[Dartgod]

Shhhh talk to me when you have the bases loaded in the ALCS game 6 and come up with no runs. It could always be worse!

We would have but you disappeared. Not one single post in that game thread by you.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=295531

Fuck off, you gutless turd.

[Chiefspants]

I have given up on Alex Gordon more than any other professional player. Never again.

(We're also stuck with him for a while. So I'm going be an unapologetic homer for the rest of the time we have him).

[gblowfish]

Cuthbert couldn't even throw hit bat into fair territory!

[ChiTown]

Stroman has thrown 66 pitches through 7 innings. 66!!

Wtf?

[Ron Swanson]

Stroman has thrown 66 pitches through 7 innings. 66!!

Wtf?

Gordon has made 3 outs on 4 pitches, that hasn't helped.

[bricks]

We would have but you disappeared. Not one single post in that game thread by you.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=295531

**** off, you gutless turd.

I'm sorry bro

I didn't mean to come across that way or stoke your fire to upset you.

If you want, we could talk about it now.

[gblowfish]

I'm sorry bro

I didn't mean to come across that way or stoke your fire to upset you.

If you want, we could talk about it now.

I think I speak on behalf of all the CP Community, when I say, and I mean this with all sincereity, eat me, completely.

[bricks]

I think I speak on behalf of all the CP Community, when I say, and I mean this with all sincereity, eat me, completely.

Lol I'll throw on some poutine with that too eh?

[Chiefspants]

Lol I'll throw on some poutine with that too eh?

Sounds good!

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[Dartgod]

EIBNER GO BOOOOOOOOM!!

[gblowfish]

Eat that with some Poutine on it...

[ChiTown]

Eibner with a line shot HR!!

[Ron Swanson]

That was a laser shot.

[bricks]

Eat that with some Poutine on it...

Man you're gonna make me full at the end of the day. I might have to fart after that homer

[Dartgod]

Fuck!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Man you're gonna make me full at the end of the day. I might have to fart after that homer

You look like you've been full . For a while !

[Ron Swanson]

That was a horrible throw by Dyson.

[KCUnited]

That throw to the plate...

[petegz28]

Not scoring a runner from 3rd with 0 outs just cost us the game

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Damn, Toronto is owning this series

[Ron Swanson]

welp, the skid continues

[ChiTown]

Well. That should do it.

[siberian khatru]

Why, Kelvin, why

[Chiefspants]

Oh well.

[Al Bundy]

Looks like Herrera is done as a shut down reliever.

[ChiTown]

Cool. Punked 2 out of 3 in Philly and raped in Toronto. Good times

[Al Bundy]

The Royals need to look hard at trading Herrera.

[Chiefspants]

Welp. Gordo didn't K today.

[LoneWolf]

The Royals need to look hard at trading Herrera.

Because of one game? Your and idiot.

[Chiefspants]

Hos seems to have a knack for hitting singles to right off Ozuna.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Jack one Perez !

[KevB]

Sal just completely and utterly clueless, like so many of our hitters right now.

[Chiefspants]

Oh man, Sal.

[KCUnited]

Time to trade Sal.

[bricks]

Good series boys!

I'm a little full after that. That poutine was nice! Did I tell you that I like it with graaaaavy.
Excuse me for a second while I break some wind:

AcHDASRDBcw

[Al Bundy]

Because of one game? Your and idiot.

No.. this season is over and he has great value right now.

[Chiefspants]

Good series boys!


Like last season, congrats on the regular season triumph! It's something the Chiefs know all too well.

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[LoneWolf]

Good series boys!

I'm a little full after that. That poutine was nice! Did I tell you that I like it with graaaaavy.
Excuse me for a second while I break some wind:

Go fuck yourself, Canadian Cocksucker!

[Bob Dole]

Good series boys!

I'm a little full after that. That poutine was nice! Did I tell you that I like it with graaaaavy.
Excuse me for a second while I break some wind:

AcHDASRDBcw

And goodbye. Again.

Douchebag.

[LoneWolf]

No.. this season is over and he has great value right now.

You're the biggest pussy on this board. The season is far from over. Find another team to grace with your "fandom".

[Al Bundy]

You're the biggest pussy on this board. The season is far from over. Find another team to grace with your "fandom".

lol at you if think this starting pitching is going to get any better.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Just a reminder , you don't have to go to Mexico to sneak in .

[KC_Connection]

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[KChiefs1]

I blame myself.

I haven't watched a game since the Cardinal series & the Royals went 1-5.

I'm sorry.


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[Chiefspants]

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Congrats, dude. :)

[Why Not?]

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Blue Jays definitely win the July Championship Series. Congrats. Parade is going to be awesome.