Quarterbackery: Round 1, Heat 1

[Rain Man]

Delete me. Or post a random picture that features a top hat.

http://images.musictimes.com/data/images/full/8897/slash.jpg

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Miami.

[Rain Man]

I got the title wrong. My wife came into the room and I got distracted.

[Bowser]

I got the title wrong. My wife came into the room and I got distracted.

So who is going to get the Apricot Beamer after the divorce?

[Bowser]

But to follow the rules of the OP...

https://media4.giphy.com/media/hdEhU942MSM6Y/200_s.gif

[Rain Man]

So who is going to get the Apricot Beamer after the divorce?

It's not apricot, it's deep sea blue.

[Hydrae]

http://www.funniestmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/Funniest_Memes_did-you-know-if-finland-you-are-given-a-top-hat_15345.jpeg

[Rain Man]

Well, now I know where I'm going for my PhD studies.