****Official Royals Vs. Rangers Gamethread 7/23****

[SPchief]

Ace on the mound.

Just got home from work.

Pants are off.


Lets do this shit

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Ventura STRIKES OUT THE SIDE !

[Meatloaf]

Good start. 3Ks and ball still in yard.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Decent start.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

DTV channel 676 until the Yankee game is over then 219

[baitism]

Oh hey. Escobar striking out on ball 4 again.


Cost us a run.

[Munson]

Nice triple!

[SPchief]

'Bert

[bsroyals54]

Texas D :D

[bsroyals54]

Cole Hamels looks like Matt Cassel

[Meatloaf]

Cole Hamels looks like Matt Cassel

Kinda does. Sad.

[Meatloaf]

Ball still in yard thru 2.

[Why Not?]

Get ready to change channels, boys. I've watched a lot of Giants bullpen this year and with 2 on no out bottom 10, this game is over

[lewdog]

Pants off.

Drink in hand.

Steaks warming on the counter.

This is gonna be a good night.

[Why Not?]

Pants off.

Drink in hand.

Steaks warming on the counter.

This is gonna be a good night.


Pants on

No drink

No steaks

My night is very much in question.

[lewdog]

Pants on

No drink

No steaks

My night is very much in question.

ROFL

Night swim maybe? That's my plan later too. Love swimming once sun is down this time of year.

[Why Not?]

Get ready to change channels, boys. I've watched a lot of Giants bullpen this year and with 2 on no out bottom 10, this game is over



I forgot that the one thing as shitty as the Giants pen is the Yankees offense. This could be a 25 inning game

[C3HIEF3S]

I wonder what the Royals record is in games in which the starting pitchers do not give up a home run within the first 3 innings.

[Why Not?]

ROFL

Night swim maybe? That's my plan later too. Love swimming once sun is down this time of year.


Oh yeah. Love night swim

[PunkinDrublic]

Two games in a row without giving up a homer in the first!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

I wonder what the Royals record is in games in which the starting pitchers do not give up a home run within the first 3 innings.

0-0

[Why Not?]

My God. Betances throws a wild pitch on a pitchout and Pagan wasn't paying attention. This game sucks

[tk13]

Betances for the Yankees threw a wild pitch on an intentional walk, and the Giants runner on 3rd wasn't paying attention. Should've taken the lead.

That's why a lot of people want to keep the intentional walk. Almost had that happen 2 straight innings.

[lewdog]

Why are you guys watching the Yanks game?

[Why Not?]

Why are you guys watching the Yanks game?

Royals game is on FS1. But it's their second game. Yankees Giants in extra innings

[Mama Hip Rockets]

It's always fun watching other teams try to play defense.

[lewdog]

Royals game is on FS1. But it's their second game. Yankees Giants in extra innings

Oh I see.

That sucks.

[LoneWolf]

Royals game is on FS1. But it's their second game. Yankees Giants in extra innings

Royals gams on FSKC until Yanks game is over. Turn that shit.

[SAUTO]

ROFL

Night swim maybe? That's my plan later too. Love swimming once sun is down this time of year.
Every once in a while we sneak off and go night swimming in the lake.

[Why Not?]

Royals gams on FSKC until Yanks game is over. Turn that shit.


Not for out of market Extra Innings subscribers

[Al Bundy]

Shit ass Ventura... turd.

[C3HIEF3S]

Great pitch Yordano.

[Meatloaf]

Welp, yard.

[lewdog]

Every once in a while we sneak off and go night swimming in the lake.

Is that why you have so many kids?

[petegz28]

Wouldn't want ys to go fame without allowing a yard shot

[LoneWolf]

Shit ass Ventura... turd.

ROFL Throwing a two hitter into the fourth inning. ROFL.

[SAUTO]

Is that why you have so many kids?

Because we have so much fun?

Yep. When we have a good time we usually end up having an even better time later.

Better times led to kids.

[petegz28]

It's the ventura inning..

[lewdog]

Because we have so much fun?

Yep. When we have a good time we usually end up having an even better time later.

Better times led to kids.

HAWT

[Why Not?]

So I'm reading Sale was sent home because he hated the throwback uni's so he cut them all up so they couldn't be worn??

[Why Not?]

So I'm reading Sale was sent home because he hated the throwback uni's so he cut them all up so they couldn't be worn??

Q I guess but it wasn't on this thread yet.

[lewdog]

So I'm reading Sale was sent home because he hated the throwback uni's so he cut them all up so they couldn't be worn??

It's confirmed.

True story.

ROFL

[Why Not?]

It's confirmed.

True story.

ROFL

That is.................







Awesome!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

So I'm reading Sale was sent home because he hated the throwback uni's so he cut them all up so they couldn't be worn??

What a weirdo.

[eDave]

Base hit him dude.

[Simply Red]

those 71 pitches for CH are more like 91 in 94 degree heat.

[Why Not?]

Finally this boring ass Yankees game is over

[Why Not?]

Quick, somebody tell Colon it's the bottom of the 10th

[petegz28]

Wtf are you doing colon? Wow

[eDave]

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[bsroyals54]

worlds best AB

[Munson]

That was a horrible strikeout by Colon.

[Al Bundy]

Christian Colon with one of the worst at bats of the year.

[Why Not?]

Just a pathetic at bat. Followed by a kind of meh Viagra chick. Today sucks

[eDave]

Just a pathetic at bat. Followed by a kind of meh Viagra chick. Today sucks

:D

[Simply Red]

Just a pathetic at bat. Followed by a kind of meh Viagra chick. Today sucks

plus the Japanese war vet is playing the sax at sundown about 40 yards from my balcony at the assisted living facility - FML!

[Why Not?]

plus the Japanese war vet is playing the sax at sundown about 40 yards from my balcony at the assisted living facility - FML!


Lol

[petegz28]

Thus team excels at not putting a ball in play when they absolutely have too

[Why Not?]

Big inning here for Ventura. Needs to keep this a 1 run game

[eDave]

He cut up ALL the uniforms? Oh man.

[petegz28]

Both leadoff walks score....go figure

[Why Not?]

Instead, he shits himself like the mental midget he is. Wish we would trade this chump

[GloryDayz]

Just not our night... (again)

[Al Bundy]

That'll do it. Ventura has gone back to being himself.

[tk13]

Well Mazara has Ventura figured out.

[Simply Red]

yeah you should throw a wild pitch now Ventura - great idea!

[GloryDayz]

Ouch.

[Simply Red]

cracked ribs.

[SPchief]

Hoo boy

[petegz28]

Ouch

[Simply Red]

Get up pussy!

[Simply Red]

sorry that wasn't nice of me - I really do hope he's okay.

[lewdog]

And another spot in the Royals rotation is up for grabs.

[Meatloaf]

Looks to me like he just gets too hyped up when things go wrong. Wants to throw it 110mph. He took quite a shot there, but appears ok. Who'll come in now, Flynn/Gee/Wang/Young? Not a lot there to choose from.

[Simply Red]

And another spot in the Royals rotation is up for grabs.

I actually think he's fine.

[WhawhaWhat]

Say what you want about toughness but getting the wind knocked out of you is the worst thing ever.

[Simply Red]

Say what you want about toughness but getting the wind knocked out of you is the worst thing ever.

It is. I agree.

[petegz28]

We've hit some balls pretty hard with no luck

[tk13]

Holy crap Giancarlo Stanton. That ball was annihilated.

[lewdog]

I actually think he's fine.

Well maybe I hope he's not.

:harumph:

[Al Bundy]

BTW today is 10 years for me on CP.

[Al Bundy]

Holy crap Giancarlo Stanton. That ball was annihilated.

The Royals don't have a player in their organization that can hit a ball like Stanton.

[Meatloaf]

Cuthbert seems to have a live bat. Ball kinda jumps off it.

[GloryDayz]

And another spot in the Royals rotation is up for grabs.

Aren't pretty-much all our positions, sans catcher, 1st, and 3rd (when he's back); up for grabs?

[petegz28]

We've hit some balls pretty hard with no luck
As I was saying

[tk13]

The Royals don't have a player in their organization that can hit a ball like Stanton.

To be fair, neither do 28 other teams.

[Pablo]

The Royals don't have a player in their organization that can hit a ball like Stanton.

No shit. No other team does either.

[Simply Red]

see!!

[GloryDayz]

Please God don't strand two more!

[Why Not?]

Hosmer's liner is an inch higher and this is a tie game

[C3HIEF3S]

The Royals don't have a player in their organization that can hit a ball like Stanton.

ROFL.

[Why Not?]

Fuck! Not sure he sees a better pitch this ab

[Why Not?]

This is starting to feel like a 5-1 "but the game was a lot closer than the final score would indicate" game

[GloryDayz]

Please God don't strand two more!

Welp...

[petegz28]

Soria in

[Pablo]

To be fair, neither do 28 other teams.
The Royals don't have a pitcher on staff that can throw like Kershaw.

[Simply Red]

well we'll try win the rubber match tomorrow. Later guys.

[petegz28]

Tribe still losing

[Simply Red]

Tribe still losing

well that's good at least.

[lewdog]

Tribe still losing

What about the Twins?

[ROYC75]

Nice job Soria!

[Simply Red]

What about the Twins?

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[Meatloaf]

This Cuthbert guy does a lot right out there at 3B.

[petegz28]

Classic Gordon

[GloryDayz]

I see the blonde hottie is back in her regular position behind home plate. That's a good thing.

[GloryDayz]

Classic Gordon

And why "run it out"? I know, there's only a .001% chance they'll throw it away. "Leader" my ass!

[Simply Red]

I see the blonde hottie is back in her regular position behind home plate. That's a good thing.

OMG CUTE!!

[Simply Red]

C'mon Colon quit being a pussy and smack that ball!

[petegz28]

Colon sure has been worthless tonight

[Simply Red]

dude looks terrified at the plate.

[Dartgod]

Nothing like striking out on a ball that almost hits you. :facepalm:

[petegz28]

2 ks with RISP for Colon

[KevB]

Colon trying hard to get himself back to AAA

[petegz28]

Another leadoff walk

[petegz28]

You had the play at 2nd easy..damn

[Dartgod]

The wave. :shake:

[petegz28]

3 leadoff walks.. 2 have scored. Does the 3rd?

[Simply Red]

The wave. :shake:

it's for the kids, chillax.

[Simply Red]

this 3 and under run shit isn't going to cut it - come on bats, do it the bottom half of the 7th!

[lewdog]

it's for the kids, chillax.

If kids don't want to pay attention to the game, then they shouldn't be there.

[Pablo]

If kids don't want to pay attention to the game, then they shouldn't be there.

Those little bastards are just there for the hot dog races.

MUSTARD TIL I DIE

[petegz28]

3 leadoff walks.. 2 have scored. Does the 3rd?
Answer is yes

[GloryDayz]

Good hitting always beats struggling pitching...

[petegz28]

So not only to do you walk the #8 guy for a leadoff walk...you don't throw him out at 2nd when you had the chance and now the game is over

[lewdog]

Throw Soria's arm out for all I care.

[Al Bundy]

Boom.. the Royals don't employ home run hitters. We HAVE to be one of the softest hitting teams in the league.

[GloryDayz]

Wanna know what we can hardly ever do????


Put a mistake like that over the wall...

[Chiefspants]

Soria in the postgame - "You know, that was a pretty good pitch"

[Why Not?]

Only race this team is in is the race to try to finish over .500

[lewdog]

Boo this turd sandwich.

[GloryDayz]

Boom.. the Royals don't employ home run hitters. We HAVE to be one of the softest hitting teams in the league.

But we have some pretty good luck with those guys when they play defense. Hitting is highly over-rated evidently.

[Meatloaf]

Soria throwing BP right now. Starting to compete with Gee/Wang/Young for worst pitcher on team.

[Meatloaf]

We clearly need a bigger ball yard; something like 400 down the lines, 500 to center.

[KChiefs1]

Sell! Sell! Sell!


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[bsroyals54]

glad Gordo hit that 3 run HR just need Wang to hold it and we go 12 games over .500 for the first time this year

[GloryDayz]

We clearly need a bigger ball yard; something like 400 down the lines, 500 to center.

Or build a 150' glass (but tinted blue) monster...

200 feet???

[KChiefs1]

You know your season is over when they start showing the celebration from last year.


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[GloryDayz]

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[Simply Red]

What is the deal with Cain and his 'just be a few days' injury?

[GloryDayz]

What is the deal with Cain and his 'just be a few days' injury?

Why come back to a dumpster fire?

[bsroyals54]

this fuckin pitcher looks like jake arrieta

[tk13]

There's no way they got him there.

[KChiefs1]

Why slide into first base?


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[GloryDayz]

Safe.

[Simply Red]

they're going to win this game! I hope.

[bsroyals54]

That umpire should be fired for such a terrible call

[petegz28]

safe by a mile

[KChiefs1]

That umpire should be fired for such a terrible call



He was listening instead of watching.

[tk13]

Wonder if they turn him loose on 3-0.

[Simply Red]

please Lawd!

[siberian khatru]

Hmmm

[Simply Red]

well dang.

[bsroyals54]

what a shitload of goddamn bullfuck, story of this season theyre done

[petegz28]

saw that coming....oh well

[GloryDayz]

When we needed a homer, we could be "the opposition"!!

[Al Bundy]

Well they didn't give up. But the Royals are 100% done for the season. Time to start selling off.

[Simply Red]

feels a little better after that little run - Cleveland lost - just win tomorrow.