Warren Sapp bitten by shark

[Al Bundy]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Warren Sapp attacked by a shark while fishing in Florida. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bucs?src=hash">#Bucs</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFL?src=hash">#NFL</a> <a href="https://t.co/Cn1BBW2svI">pic.twitter.com/Cn1BBW2svI</a></p>&mdash; Luke Easterling (@LukeEasterling) <a href="https://twitter.com/LukeEasterling/status/758407486999146499">July 27, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[ThaVirus]

Hopefully it killed him

[Hydrae]

Why couldn't it have been Von? :evil:

[TLO]

Hopefully it killed him

Wow. Racist...

[ThaVirus]

Hopefully it killed him


Totes kidding, by the way.

[The Franchise]

Wow. Racist...

No....this is.



Black people don't swim.

[srvy]

Must have looked like a big fat juicy seal.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Right on the knee cap

[Coochie liquor]

Why couldn't it have been Von? :evil:

Rep. :clap:ROFL

[Tribal Warfare]

Wow. Racist...

Was it a great white?

[KCUnited]

http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b539/KCUnited1/19fbd4bb-d711-4104-baaa-a61a74d49183_zpsiuwysve9.jpg

[Rain Man]

I bet he tasted like marijuana.

[redfan]

Is this real life?

[planetdoc]

i feel sorry for the shark

[ClevelandBronco]

Wow. Racist...

Was it a great white?

Aren't we all?

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

i feel sorry for the shark

His breath is gonna stink for two weeks.

Dinny

[Lonewolf Ed]

Wow. Racist...

Only if it was a white shark.

Ooof, that was bad.

[Lonewolf Ed]

Of all the phobias in the world, the thing I would dread most is being eaten by a shark. Not only do you get ripped to shreds, you start drowning, too. *shiver*

[DaneMcCloud]

Did he bite back?

[fan4ever]

He was lobstering? The only lobstering I can picture Sapp doing would be at Red Lobster.

[Kman34]

Looks like a "Cookie Cutter" shark bite..... Known for their round sections of bites....this one didn't quite get the job done.... Rats....

[Gonzo]

I knew Capp still had it in him. Go Sharks

[eDave]

Lil Smoke cut himself worse shaving his vag this morning.

[DaneMcCloud]

Lil Smoke cut himself worse shaving his vag this morning.

Well, that's because he has giant meat curtains

[Demonpenz]

Don't drop me....I am worth a million dollars.

[DaNewGuy]

Stay out of the water you fat fuck

[ChiefRocka]

Must have looked like a big fat juicy seal.

Laughed harder than I should've.

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/thumbs/42D2A2C9FE991866388111101952_194e26bda65.3.1.mp4_Yyc5SZJNqyBU9xWRWupS8N3FaE1e73ML.EFyOQEClpccS5vH1bX B3m4ER5HPAiJZ.jpg?versionId=8DBDs5Duc8Xl2KvI2hnhNlXI19rk0Yng


"cause I'm never gonna survive..."

[BucEyedPea]

Dark meat has more flavor. Fattened up body is juicier.

[ptlyon]

And he was brined in saltwater

[BucEyedPea]

Don't drop me....I am worth a million dollars.

Last I heard he was broke. Not uncommon for professional athletes. Many can't manage money.

[BucEyedPea]

Stay out of the water you fat ****

I'll bet he floats tho'!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I'll bet he floats tho'!

They ALL float down here

[JD10367]

Finally, something with a mouth bigger than his made him shut the fuck up.

[BWillie]

Awesome. Now Sapp has an awesome story to tell his hookers. You know, one time I got bit by a shark...

[MahiMike]

Shark dead?

[eDave]

They ALL float down here

Racist

[BleedingRed]

Racist

The shark?

[InChiefsHeaven]

They ALL float down here

The bruthas don't like clowns...

[Fish]

Lobstering is a word.

[Kman34]

Lobstering is a word.

So is Fistting apparently.... But I'm not sure if it's with one T or two...