Dee Ford's diarrhea problem

[RealSNR]

BossChief said in the training camp thread yesterday that Dee Ford had to use the port-o-potty five different times during practice yesterday. Ford told him at one point, "Gotta drain the lizard" or something like that.

My question is have you ever been in the middle of a football game (as a player either in high school or college) where you had butt pee problems? What did you do?

I gotta imagine that at least 1-2 NFL players per week have diarrhea during a game. I have no clue what they would do in that case. Probably just blow mud right in their pants on the field? I guess?

[loochy]

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[BossChief]

Mark Schlereth used to pee his pants every game as a tactic.

Made people not want to be as physical with him.

[R Clark]

Damn got love the planet , where else can you discuss whiting your pants

[Beef Supreme]

Mark Schlereth used to pee his pants every game as a tactic.

Made people not want to be as physical with him.

That's fucked up.

[CrazyPhuD]

Why do we give a shit?

[loochy]

Why do we give a shit?

because Dee does (literally)

[carcosa]

if 1 guy shits his pants the whole team gotta shit their pants too in solidarity IMHO

[Cheater5]

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I remember watching an interview with Jared Allen, and I think he said he stuffed a towel down his pants on the sideline and peed. When he was finished he just tossed it on the ground.


Former NFL linebacker Channing Crowder played with the Miami Dolphins for six seasons. He played in 82 games throughout his career. At one point during all 82 games, the former Dolphins linebacker says he peed on himself.


“I never went to the bathroom in the toilet. Every game I peed myself. Six years straight I peed down my leg,” Crowder said on NFL Films Presents. “I would just be in the huddle and just... pee. Nobody in the stands would know unless you look down like, ‘that’s not water man.’ My teammates didn’t enjoy it as much as I did.”

[WhawhaWhat]

Maybe he's a serial masturbator.

[wazu]

Maybe he's a serial masturbator.

Tough break for Handjob.

[OctoberFart]

Maybe Ford is pissing himself because he is actually going to be required to play well this year.

[R Clark]

Maybe Ford is pissing himself because he is actually going to be required to play well this year.

I bet you would go for a golden shower from him

[Coochie liquor]

I bet you would go for a golden shower and then ass to mouth from him

Fyp

[OctoberFart]

I bet you would go for a golden shower from him

Very clever.

[Demonpenz]

I always had to go at weird times. In high school it's not like you can really time when you eat. You just have to stuff whatever crap and soda in your mouth you can before Algebra II. The result of a long bus ride would be like damn man I need to go but also need to stretch.

[Hammock Parties]

PEDs

[wazu]

PEDs

Might be our only hope.

[58-4ever]

Rolling off of those pain killers gives you the shits.

[Munson]

Doodoo Ford

[big nasty kcnut]

Doing hard work make me go poop. Thou with my cp it bound to happen. Since bowel problems is one of the side effect of cp.

[OctoberFart]

Allergic to contact?

[MatriculatingHank]

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[Pasta Little Brioni]

Too much water??

[Kman34]

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[Pasta Little Brioni]

Will shit all over AFC West tackles!!

[POND_OF_RED]

When the games about to start, and you think you've gotta fart...diarrhea (cha cha cha)

[Kman34]

When you practice in the heat.....and you have a sticky seat....Diarrhea.....Diarrhea....

[Kman34]

When Houstons on the pup....and it makes your but erupt.....Diarrhea.....Diarrhea

[Psyko Tek]

Very clever.

so how many games will you still be posting here?
I am better under 4
will you still be here when tour teams meet?
you seem to disappear as soon and the raiders become faiders

so how long you gonna be posting this year?

[ct]

Mark Schlereth used to pee his pants every game as a tactic.

Made people not want to be as physical with him.

stinky

[srvy]

Did he really have the water ass? Leaking the Lizard is taking a piss well know construction slang.

More like Diabetes or prepping for a pee test.

[carcosa]

Did he really have the water ass? Leaking the Lizard is taking a piss well know construction slang.

More like Diabetes or prepping for a pee test.

maybe his butt look like a lizard

[Chiefshrink]

Doodoo Ford

He will be if he doesn't perform this year.:#

[Mojo Jojo]

Teams always have plastic bags on the sidelines during games for pee and poop...shit happens.

[KCUnited]

That first shart tho!

[RealSNR]

Check out this Dee Ford Wired for Sound video

http://www.chiefs.com/media-center/videos/Dee_Ford_Wired_for_Sound_at_Chiefs_Camp/3210c097-eabc-4470-a827-34f66e9ab160

1. He grunts like he's holding in poop. Don't tell me he's not suffering out there. Those are outright screams... like a female tennis player.

2. That bit where he says, "I drink lots of water" made me think of the Waterboy. He sounds just like Adam Sandler in that movie.

3. When he goes to the Port-a-potty, which one is BossChief? Has he been a chick this entire time?

[staylor26]

Check out this Dee Ford Wired for Sound video

http://www.chiefs.com/media-center/videos/Dee_Ford_Wired_for_Sound_at_Chiefs_Camp/3210c097-eabc-4470-a827-34f66e9ab160

1. He grunts like he's holding in poop. Don't tell me he's not suffering out there. Those are outright screams... like a female tennis player.

2. That bit where he says, "I drink lots of water" made me think of the Waterboy. He sounds just like Adam Sandler in that movie.

3. When he goes to the Port-a-potty, which one is BossChief? Has he been a chick this entire time?

ROFL

[beach tribe]

Yep.

I'm sure of it...

Dee Ford is gay......Flaming. NTTAWWT.

I think he's gonna have a big season.

[Mr. Laz]

Several PEDs can cause diarrhea.

In fact didn't Bowe has a similar bathroom issue during training camp the year he got busted for taking diuretics?

just sayin'

[Dave Lane]

BossChief said in the training camp thread yesterday that Dee Ford had to use the port-o-potty five different times during practice yesterday. Ford told him at one point, "Gotta drain the lizard" or something like that.

My question is have you ever been in the middle of a football game (as a player either in high school or college) where you had butt pee problems? What did you do?

I gotta imagine that at least 1-2 NFL players per week have diarrhea during a game. I have no clue what they would do in that case. Probably just blow mud right in their pants on the field? I guess?

Draining the lizards is taking a piss, just saying.

[OctoberFart]

I thought you guys looked good on offense tonight. OL looked good, RBS ran tough. Now Seattle ran pretty good on your 1st team D but it is preseason.

Now why I posted in this thread is Ford is not a good player. He isn't going to amount to anything.

[Buzz]

I have hope, even you learned how use the internet.

[BlackOp]

I thought you guys looked good on offense tonight. OL looked good, RBS ran tough. Now Seattle ran pretty good on your 1st team D but it is preseason.

Now why I posted in this thread is Ford is not a good player. He isn't going to amount to anything.

Berry excels in the run game...not $12 million worth but still. Mauga was out too...so that's 5 starters not playing, nearly half the defense.

I dont think Ford is a bad player...he's just not Houston on Hali.

I'm not putting much stock in any preseason game...its vanilla shit...unless Sanchez is throwing INTs into triple coverage. That has nothing to do with anything except he sucks..

[Chiefshrink]

It appears that Ford's diarrhea problem still persists after watching yesterday's game.:D

[RealSNR]

Give the guy a break. There were no port-a-pottys to be found anywhere on the field!

[chiefzilla1501]

Give the guy a break. There were no port-a-pottys to be found anywhere on the field!

Based on what I saw yesterday, there were no Dee Fords to be found anywhere on the field either.

[chiefzilla1501]

This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. Dee Ford has never been good at stopping runs.

[OctoberFart]

This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. Dee Ford has never been good at stopping runs.

He is literally afraid of contact. The hit Michael put on him in preseason a few years ago pretty much cut his nuts off.

[Easy 6]

This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. Dee Ford has never been good at stopping runs.

LMAO pretty good

Seriously though, if Ford keeps sucking against the run and if Moses keeps playing like he did saturday, I'd be perfectly fine with starting him and only bringing Ford in as a 3rd down specialist