PDA

View Full Version : Chiefs ****2016 Training Camp Thread without Berry discussion****


jjchieffan
08-17-2016, 07:57 AM
I am tired of sorting through 50 threads arguing about Berry. So let's start over here and let the Berry haters have that thread.

Trivers
08-17-2016, 08:09 AM
Brilliant!

DJ's left nut
08-17-2016, 08:14 AM
So this training camp thread is kinda like the actual Chiefs training camp, eh?

No Berry to be seen.

I'm not sure how this thread can stay on track without Berry's veteran leadership to keep it on course.

threebag
08-17-2016, 08:18 AM
I hope you find success on your endeavor.

Halfcan
08-17-2016, 08:21 AM
arrowheadpride​.com >> Chiefs now have over $3 million in salary cap space (somehow) http://buzztap.com/-ytZko3

RealSNR
08-17-2016, 08:40 AM
Players not at practice today: Eric Berry and some others

DJ's left nut
08-17-2016, 08:43 AM
Players not at practice today: Eric Berry and some others

Maybe Berry is demonstrating his significant leadership skills with 'some others'.

I'm sure he's doing a nice job rallying the rest of the guys that have decided not to attend camp. I'm sure it's a large group; lots of guys don't like camp.

thabear04
08-17-2016, 08:47 AM
Jeremy Maclin, Josh Mauga, Dez Moses, Tyler Bray and Charcandrick West aren't practicing today.

Dinny Bossa Nova
08-17-2016, 08:48 AM
Monstrously busy charting new songs, no time to read the thread.

Has anyone mentioned Eric Berry yet? And could someone summarize for me?

Thanks so much.

Dinny

jjchieffan
08-17-2016, 08:48 AM
Did I miss something about Maclin's? Why is he not practicing?

O.city
08-17-2016, 09:00 AM
Maybe a normal day off for maclin? Clearly he doesn't give a shit about the chiefs

Coochie liquor
08-17-2016, 09:11 AM
I think the other thread was 50% Eric Berry 50% Dee Ford, and 20% TC news

DJ's left nut
08-17-2016, 09:12 AM
Did I miss something about Maclin's? Why is he not practicing?

Business decision.

RealSNR
08-17-2016, 09:18 AM
Jeremy Maclin, Josh Mauga, Dez Moses, Tyler Bray and Charcandrick West aren't practicing today.

...and also Eric Berry

ptlyon
08-17-2016, 09:21 AM
...and also Eric Berry

ROFL

In58men
08-17-2016, 09:21 AM
...and also Eric Berry

You're begging for attention aren't you?

O.city
08-17-2016, 09:39 AM
Ok here goes....

Our selfish safety is screwing up our best chance at having a good defense, which will be greatly influenced by ford being a weak pussy and not holding the edge, and can't be bailed out by the offense cause its got a game managing sissy.

3 for 3 mother fuckers

DJ's left nut
08-17-2016, 09:44 AM
Ok here goes....

Our selfish safety is screwing up our best chance at having a good defense, which will be greatly influenced by ford being a weak pussy and not holding the edge, and can't be bailed out by the offense cause its got a game managing sissy.

3 for 3 mother fuckers

Oh c'mon, if our worthless #1 overall pick of a LT would step up his game to at least slightly below average, our chickenshit quarterback would be less likely to get happy feet and could at least continue to force feed Andy Reid's dipshit screen passes to Jamaal Charles long enough to ruin Jamaal (a true team leader).

And if that happened, Jamaal is such a warrior that it might be good enough to overcome Bob Sutton's inability to adapt while trying to force another first round bust into oft-injured Justin Houston's role at SOLB. A problem that will be all the more glaring because Berry is at home home being selfish, greedy asshole instead of helping our young secondary learn to close the gaping hole we left at RCB when we let Smith walk because Clark Hunt is cheap.

BOOM! TJ motherfucking Carpenter can't top that shit.

Pasta Little Brioni
08-17-2016, 09:49 AM
I heard practice was good, but since some vet safety who's name escapes me didn't show, the rooks were confused

Chief Northman
08-17-2016, 09:49 AM
Oh c'mon, if our worthless #1 overall pick of a LT would step up his game to at least slightly below average, our chickenshit quarterback would be less likely to get happy feet and could at least continue to force feed Andy Reid's dipshit screen passes to Jamaal Charles long enough to ruin Jamaal (a true team leader).

And if that happened, Jamaal is such a warrior that it might be good enough to overcome Bob Sutton's inability to adapt while trying to force another first round bust into oft-injured Justin Houston's role at SOLB. A problem that will be all the more glaring because Berry is at home home being selfish, greedy asshole instead of helping our young secondary learn to close the gaping hole we left at RCB when we let Smith walk because Clark Hunt is cheap.

BOOM! TJ mother****ing Carpenter can't top that shit.

:clap:

Your tenure here has given you much insight to the psyche of the Chiefs fan.

BlackHelicopters
08-17-2016, 09:51 AM
Maybe we could start a Go Fund Me site to help Eric Berry and his salary demands.

DJ's left nut
08-17-2016, 09:57 AM
:clap:

Your tenure here has given you much insight to the psyche of the Chiefs fan.

I'm disappointed that I forgot to really hammer 'first round quarterback' home and just left it out there to be assumed given my mockery of the #1 overall tackle. I feel like if I work on it, I can clean that up a little.

In either event, O.City got served.

Pasta Little Brioni
08-17-2016, 10:00 AM
Clausen at 5!! (Shoulda lisrened to the 'bators!!!)

Hog's Gone Fishin
08-17-2016, 10:02 AM
#29 needs to get to camp !

RealSNR
08-17-2016, 10:09 AM
I heard practice was good, but since some vet safety who's name escapes me didn't show, the rooks were confused


You're thinking of Eric Berry. He wasn't practicing today.

In58men
08-17-2016, 10:22 AM
You're thinking of Eric Berry. He wasn't practicing today.

See post 16 and shut the fuck up

Pasta Little Brioni
08-17-2016, 10:28 AM
You're thinking of Eric Berry. He wasn't practicing today.

Straw or Blueberry? Don't reckon an ericberry

KCUnited
08-17-2016, 10:43 AM
Eric Berry is refusing to sign autographs at camp for crippled children.

loochy
08-17-2016, 10:45 AM
I heard that Eric Berry deflated the team's footballs.

DJ's left nut
08-17-2016, 10:45 AM
Eric Berry is refusing to sign autographs at camp for crippled children.

Holy shit, you're right.

While Marcus Peters is showing how much he loves Kansas City by pushing the handicapped around in wheelchairs, Eric Berry is sitting at home because he hates the disabled. And probably dogs, too.

Fucking Eric Berry.

Chief Northman
08-17-2016, 10:49 AM
Holy shit, you're right.

While Marcus Peters is showing how much he loves Kansas City by pushing the handicapped around in wheelchairs, Eric Berry is sitting at home because he hates the disabled. And probably dogs, too.

****ing Eric Berry.

AND Horses.

loochy
08-17-2016, 10:49 AM
Eric Berry simultaneously supports Donald Trump AND Hillary Clinton.

Dunerdr
08-17-2016, 10:51 AM
Heard Maclin was injured. Update?

KCTitus
08-17-2016, 10:51 AM
Can Eric Berry balance a football on his pickle while high stepping down the sideline? I dont think so...

staylor26
08-17-2016, 10:54 AM
Heard Maclin was injured. Update?

Eric Berry's backup injured Maclin.

#blameberry

Bowser
08-17-2016, 11:02 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hr2MOiEnnF8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>



Send all hate and neg reps to DJ's Left Nut for this song. TIA

Chief Northman
08-17-2016, 11:02 AM
Heard Maclin was injured. Update?

Groin - day to day

Dunerdr
08-17-2016, 11:06 AM
Groin - day to day

Repped