What each Country is packing

[srvy]

Well according to this study the US not much we are just middling even behind Mexico of erect spam javelins. Well of course Africa is highest and Canada is to ashamed to report aparently.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1638214/map-reveals-average-erect-penis-size-of-men-around-the-world-and-african-blokes-come-first/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nintchdbpict000260563639.jpg?w=960

[Discuss Thrower]

"It's twue! It's twue!"

[srvy]

Oh and those values are in centimeters so dont feel to inadequate converter below.
http://www.inches-to-cm.com/cm-to-inches.php

[loochy]

That still seems a bit small for the US doesn't it? There must be a lot of tiny dingers hiding out there. It's not micro or anything, but it's less than I expected.

[loochy]

Also, LMAO @ korea

3.66142 to 4.133858 inches? That can't be real. How does it even work when it's that small?

[Discuss Thrower]

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[eDave]

That still seems a bit small for the US doesn't it? There must be a lot of tiny dingers hiding out there. It's not micro or anything, but it's less than I expected.

Lots of US Asians are polluting the purity of the data, bringing us down.

[loochy]

Lots of US Asians are polluting the purity of the data, bringing us down.

I imagine that the west coast trends smaller and the deep south, Detroit, and Baltimore trend much higher.

[stumppy]

Damn......didn't know I was Mexican.

[ThaVirus]

That still seems a bit small for the US doesn't it? There must be a lot of tiny dingers hiding out there. It's not micro or anything, but it's less than I expected.


I would have guessed that our high percentage of obese citizens would bog down the size of our dangalangs but I believe Mexico now holds the title for highest obesity rate in the world and yet they've got bigger ding dongs than us.

[Rain Man]

I think we lost Vietnam because of the extra weight we were carrying through the jungle compared to the Viet Cong.

[Bwana]

Lots of US Asians are polluting the purity of the data, bringing us down.

Flawed survey! If these guys would have gone to ChiefsPlanet, I'm almost certain that would have moved the US ranking up considerably.

From what I read at the Planet, the average Johnson around these parts is a minimum of 10", along with swinging balls the size of pickle jars and enough hair on everyone's ass to weave 3 Indian blankets.

[stumppy]

Flawed survey! If these guys would have gone to ChiefsPlanet, I'm almost certain that would have moved the US ranking up considerably.

From what I read at the Planet, the average Johnson around these parts is a minimum of 10", along with swinging balls the size of pickle jars and enough hair on everyone's ass to weave 3 Indian blankets.

That's right. Hell, I have to use a coconut shell and a fan belt for a jock strap.

[Perineum Ripper]

That's right. Hell, I have to use a coconut shell and a fan belt for a jock strap.

https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnH8ppc3vZ6gTDO/giphy.gif

[Bwana]

That's right. Hell, I have to use a coconut shell and a fan belt for a jock strap.

That's what I'm talking about! :D

[Bowser]

I hate the offseason.







Wait....

[scho63]

I'm hung like a Chinaman and erect like an African!

[Rain Man]

These types of studies make me want to vacation at a nudist resort in Calcutta.

[BWillie]

Stereotypes. I guess they are true in a dick measuring contest.

[JimNasium]

That still seems a bit small for the US doesn't it? There must be a lot of tiny dingers hiding out there. It's not micro or anything, but it's less than I expected.

You do realize that you aren't supposed to measure from tip to taint?

[ModSocks]

Good thing us Mexican-American and African-Americans are here to bump up that national average.

[Dayze]

Also, LMAO @ korea

3.66142 to 4.133858 inches? That can't be real. How does it even work when it's that small?
Screw you!!!!!

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[Chief Pagan]

From what I read at the Planet, the average Johnson around these parts is a minimum of 10", along with swinging balls the size of pickle jars and enough hair on everyone's ass to weave 3 Indian blankets.


Nope. Not doing my part to hold up the 3 Indian blanket average.

:harumph: