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gblowfish
08-29-2016, 01:15 PM
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2016/08/29/pa-man-accused-of-having-sex-with-miniature-horse/

A central Pennsylvania man is accused of having sexual intercourse with a miniature horse.

According to a release from Ephrata Police, 21-year-old Travis L. Wagner is charged with burglary and sexual intercourse with an animal.

On Aug. 16, police were called to Indiantown Road in West Cocalico Township. Witnesses said they saw a man park near a barn, enter the structure for a short time and leave. Police were given the suspect’s license plate number.

When police made contact with Wagner, he admitted that he had entered the barn for the purpose of engaging in sexual intercourse with a miniature horse that lived inside.

He was arraigned on Aug. 29 before Magisterial District Judge Nancy Hammil, where he was released on $5,000 unsecured bail.

The Burglary charge carries a maximum penalty of not more than 10 years in prison, and the Sexual Intercourse with Animal charge carries a maximum sentence of not more than two years in prison.

The Franchise
08-29-2016, 01:16 PM
You don't have to post EVERY story you come across.

Baby Lee
08-29-2016, 01:17 PM
The ol' Yinzer in a Lipizzaner.

Baby Lee
08-29-2016, 01:17 PM
You don't have to post EVERY story you come across.

Are you accusing gblow of something?

Halfcan
08-29-2016, 01:19 PM
Nay means nay. That poor horse.

In58men
08-29-2016, 01:19 PM
And LongWolf bitches at me for starting a thread.


SMH

sedated
08-29-2016, 01:20 PM
Lil Sebastian???

Dartgod
08-29-2016, 01:21 PM
Nay means nay. That poor horse.

Damn you Halfcan! :cuss:

Frosty
08-29-2016, 01:21 PM
According to a release from Ephrata Police, 21-year-old Travis L. Wagner is charged with burglary and sexual intercourse with an animal.

Burglary?

"He stole her innocence, your Honor".

Marcellus
08-29-2016, 01:22 PM
I don't know why but the sentence about entering a barn where a miniature horse "lived" cracks me up. I had a vision of this horse having a house like set up in the barn.

I suppose technically the horse "lives" there but seems like an odd statement.

Baby Lee
08-29-2016, 01:23 PM
And LongWolf bitches at me for starting a thread.


SMH

Something to tell us?

Baby Lee
08-29-2016, 01:24 PM
I don't know why but the sentence about entering a barn where a miniature horse "lived" cracks me up. I had a vision of this horse having a house like set up in the barn.

I suppose technically the horse "lives" there but seems like an odd statement.

ROFL ROFL

http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bojack-horseman-tv-review.jpg

TEX
08-29-2016, 01:25 PM
Midget / dwarf wearing a Broncos Jersey maybe? :shrug:

TomBarndtsTwin
08-29-2016, 01:27 PM
Burglary is defined as "enters unlawfully or remains unlawfully" in or upon a building or inhabitable structure.

So with that in mind, the man should be charged with 2 counts of burglary! :LOL:

Rooster
08-29-2016, 01:29 PM
Defendant Attorney: What will bail be set at your honor?

Judge: Oh he's gonna have to pony up.

mikeyis4dcats.
08-29-2016, 01:52 PM
so is he like a pedophile horse fucker?

scho63
08-29-2016, 01:54 PM
Hay now!

https://cbspittsburgh.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/traviswagner.jpg?w=640&h=360&crop=1

scho63
08-29-2016, 01:56 PM
so is he like a pedophile horse ****er?

"But your honor I thought she was 4"

Baby Lee
08-29-2016, 01:58 PM
Hay now!

What do gay horses eat?

Ha-ay!! /lisp

loochy
08-29-2016, 01:59 PM
Hay now!

https://cbspittsburgh.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/traviswagner.jpg?w=640&h=360&crop=1

Joey?

KCUnited
08-29-2016, 01:59 PM
Hopefully this helps Ann Coulter be less of a cunt.

Skyy God
08-29-2016, 02:12 PM
Defendant Attorney: What will bail be set at your honor?

Judge: Oh he's gonna have to pony up.

He's going away furlong time.

alpha_omega
08-29-2016, 02:18 PM
Joey?

I was thinking he actually looks like a young Matt Cassel.

Rooster
08-29-2016, 02:33 PM
Ban pony pron. That's how these things get started.

tooge
08-29-2016, 02:35 PM
I don't know why but the sentence about entering a barn where a miniature horse "lived" cracks me up. I had a vision of this horse having a house like set up in the barn.

I suppose technically the horse "lives" there but seems like an odd statement.

You would probably say it "stayed there", no?

tooge
08-29-2016, 02:37 PM
I was thinking he actually looks like a young Matt Cassel.

No, he's got a much longer face

gblowfish
08-29-2016, 02:58 PM
If the cops were busting you for burglary, isn't that bad enough? Why say, "oh yeah, btw, that cute little midget horse in there.....f***ed it. F***ed it good...."