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Red Dawg
08-30-2016, 10:39 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/j_cu1hMwsgI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I will be there to console her with a you know what.

notorious
08-30-2016, 10:40 AM
I was expecting the photo of her "upset" brown eye......

TLO
08-30-2016, 10:41 AM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/Arby's_logo.png

Red Dawg
08-30-2016, 10:42 AM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/Arby's_logo.png


ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL She has the meats! Man that pic was nasty.

TLO
08-30-2016, 10:43 AM
http://wfxd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/arbys.jpg

Fish
08-30-2016, 10:44 AM
Maybe she'd feel better if she posted some more goatse pics...

Bwana
08-30-2016, 10:44 AM
I just got the uncontrollable urge for a ham sandwich. :hmmm:

http://urbantastebud.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Thinly-sliced-ham-on-a-ch-014.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwioovbvyunOAhUWwWMKHR1MAb8QjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Furbantastebud.com%2Fgluten-free-ham%2F&psig=AFQjCNEyz6-nWoHHmR-n8PENgtUN_666fQ&ust=1472661805341801)

Bowser
08-30-2016, 10:45 AM
I'm assuming she has a donut underneath her. I can't imagine how she could sit like that otherwise.

Hog's Gone Fishin
08-30-2016, 10:45 AM
She'll get another shot. Hopefully the money shot.

Iowanian
08-30-2016, 10:51 AM
she could always pick up work at a haunted house...standing on her head and letting college kids bob for apples in that bloomin' onion b-hole.

Predarat
08-30-2016, 10:53 AM
She needs to shut up, she once was good but now she is so washed up she would not make 3rd string on the Kansas City Comets female team.

threebag
08-30-2016, 10:54 AM
"Seventeen fucking years and it's over"


Thank God

WhawhaWhat
08-30-2016, 11:08 AM
She should go play goalie for Russia to really give the soap opera treatment to this story.

BlackHelicopters
08-30-2016, 11:24 AM
Pics of the fappening needed.

Amnorix
08-30-2016, 11:25 AM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL She has the meats! Man that pic was nasty.

Maybe she'd feel better if she posted some more goatse pics...


?

She was outed on Fappening or something?

ChiefsCountry
08-30-2016, 11:26 AM
http://i.imgur.com/WHfOwqd.jpg

notorious
08-30-2016, 11:28 AM
?

She was outed on Fappening or something?

She wasn't the only one.

Red Dawg
08-30-2016, 11:29 AM
?

She was outed on Fappening or something?

Yeah, real bad. Like hanging meat.

hometeam
08-30-2016, 11:33 AM
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I will be there to console her with a you know what.

I dunno man that roast beef has seen better days

Fish
08-30-2016, 11:35 AM
?

She was outed on Fappening or something?

Imagine if you will, the convex butthole of a 59 year anal old porn veteran, next to the sloppiest swollen Arby's sammich vag you've ever seen.

Mr. Laz
08-30-2016, 11:36 AM
Without soccer she's a lot lizard.

Rooster
08-30-2016, 11:39 AM
Imagine if you will, the convex butthole of a 59 year anal old porn veteran, next to the sloppiest swollen Arby's sammich vag you've ever seen.

You sure can paint a picture with your words Fish. :fear:

Amnorix
08-30-2016, 11:45 AM
Imagine if you will, the convex butthole of a 59 year anal old porn veteran, next to the sloppiest swollen Arby's sammich vag you've ever seen.


Ouch! That is one hell of a mental image you paint. Think I **won't** look up the real thing...

Predarat
08-30-2016, 11:49 AM
The other countries have made a song about Hope Solo they use to taunt her and get to her head because she has a short fuse. It goes like this, probably not word for word but close:

Hope Solo cannot save a thing,
She cannot block a single shot,
That's why *Other Teams* all sing:
Solo is our Queen.

Hope Solo was born in a bin
She always lets the Foot Ball in (Other countries call a soccer ball a foot ball)
Solo will make sure we win
Solo is our Queen.

Hope Solo is our Queen,
Solo is our Queen,
She always lets the Foot Ball in
Solo is our Queen.

notorious
08-30-2016, 11:49 AM
I bet most of you wouldn't turn that down. I know I wouldn't.

Mr. Laz
08-30-2016, 11:51 AM
Ouch! That is one hell of a mental image you paint. Think I **won't** look up the real thing...
It's like some of the pictures back in day in magazines like hustler.

up close gape and stretching, might as well be a gynecologist

Personally i'm not a guy who thinks seeing the "INSIDES" of a chick is hot.


I wouldn't be surprised to see her in pr0n movies after soccer.

Easy 6
08-30-2016, 11:52 AM
Even Sasha Grey thinks Hope is overly obsessed with her own pooper

Pennywise
08-30-2016, 11:53 AM
The other countries have made a song about Hope Solo they use to taunt her and get to her head because she has a short fuse. It goes like this, probably not word for word but close:

That's some weak ass smack.

Fansy the Famous Bard
08-30-2016, 11:53 AM
Omg i just looked it up... why would soneone take a picture of themselves like that... i mean thats fairly damning

Mr. Laz
08-30-2016, 11:54 AM
Omg i just looked it up... why would soneone take a picture of themselves like that... i mean thats fairly damning

Everyone said it was gross, why would you look it up?

sick bastige

LMAO

notorious
08-30-2016, 11:54 AM
Omg i just looked it up... why would soneone take a picture of themselves like that... i mean thats fairly damning

I bet you zipped your pants before you posted this......:D

Mr. Laz
08-30-2016, 11:54 AM
I heard a zip before you posted this......:D

ROFL

Fansy the Famous Bard
08-30-2016, 11:55 AM
Haha... i used to be a hope solo fan.... and an arby's fan too... now they are both ruined for me.

Red Dawg
08-30-2016, 11:58 AM
Omg i just looked it up... why would soneone take a picture of themselves like that... i mean thats fairly damning

Post it the pics forum. Good for laugh.

Hog's Gone Fishin
08-30-2016, 11:59 AM
I don't get it. are there pics of her meat curtains out there er sumpthin ?

Mr. Laz
08-30-2016, 12:01 PM
NSFW and NSFYE (not safe for your eyes)

http://thefappening.so/hope-solo-naked-17-photos-part-1/

Red Dawg
08-30-2016, 12:01 PM
I don't get it. are there pics of her meat curtains out there er sumpthin ?

Oh yeah. Full blown.

C3HIEF3S
08-30-2016, 12:03 PM
In 5 years when someone reminds me of Hope Solo, I won't think of the fact that she played soccer. Absolutely don't care for her, nor do I feel bad for her.

stumppy
08-30-2016, 12:03 PM
NSFW and NSFYE (not safe for your eyes)

http://thefappening.so/hope-solo-naked-17-photos-part-1/

I think it winked at me.

Bowser
08-30-2016, 12:09 PM
NSFW and NSFYE (not safe for your eyes)

http://thefappening.so/hope-solo-naked-17-photos-part-1/

https://audiodevotionaldotorg.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/god-did-it.jpg?w=730

Hog's Gone Fishin
08-30-2016, 12:10 PM
NSFW and NSFYE (not safe for your eyes)

http://thefappening.so/hope-solo-naked-17-photos-part-1/


HOLY SHIT ! That's a train wreck !

Kiimo
08-30-2016, 12:13 PM
For a fun comparison put it next to the Bar Rafaeli butthole fappening pic. It's like a before and after ad.

Fish
08-30-2016, 12:19 PM
Omg i just looked it up... why would soneone take a picture of themselves like that... i mean thats fairly damning

http://i64.tinypic.com/hvtcgw.gif

BlackHelicopters
08-30-2016, 12:23 PM
Do not look.

Demonpenz
08-30-2016, 12:24 PM
I am glad you can't smell pictures.

notorious
08-30-2016, 01:13 PM
http://www.archery360.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Sarlacc.jpg

scho63
08-30-2016, 01:22 PM
Pics of the fappening needed.

NSFW The moment you click!
https://thefappening.sexy/albums/index.php?/category/8

Red Dawg
08-30-2016, 01:26 PM
http://www.archery360.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Sarlacc.jpg

Looks about right.

JohnnyHammersticks
08-30-2016, 02:23 PM
"Our long national nightmare is over." Gerald Ford-1974.

vailpass
08-30-2016, 02:27 PM
The other countries have made a song about Hope Solo they use to taunt her and get to her head because she has a short fuse. It goes like this, probably not word for word but close:

I'm not sure which is more gay. This 'song' or the fact you knew about it.

vailpass
08-30-2016, 02:27 PM
I don't get it. are there pics of her meat curtains out there er sumpthin ?

DO NOT LOOK

*edit* I see I was too late. Sorry man, I tried. The retinal sear is temporary, your vision will return to normal in a few minutes but your mind's eye is forever tainted.

threebag
08-30-2016, 02:37 PM
You think she can rub her meat curtains, kind of like winking an eye.

JohnnyHammersticks
08-30-2016, 02:55 PM
I'm pretty sure you could use her flaps as baffles to desalinate ocean water.

C3HIEF3S
08-30-2016, 03:25 PM
I am glad you can't smell pictures.

I'll be sure to get you the scratch and sniff computer as a gift when it gets invented.

Pasta Little Brioni
08-30-2016, 03:42 PM
Pretty sure that starfish birthed knowmo2724

LoneWolf
08-30-2016, 03:52 PM
Oak Solo?

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Treegina_119b38_2720694.jpg

Baby Lee
08-30-2016, 04:33 PM
Hope Solo is not the greatest evangelist for this moment, but I see a sharp turn in the Q-rating of the concept of US women's soccer.

They went from feel good story to gender activist whiners about bonuses and field turf.
They're losing their stars that established them to age and retirement, and now banishment.
They got punked by their own former coach
The next gen has to step up and DOMINATE and quickly or they're about to fade from the scene faster than your can say WNBA.

They're not the world superstars of an emerging sport anymore, they're the also-rans in the female version of an unpopular sport who are jettisoning talent.

Simply Red
08-30-2016, 05:12 PM
I was going to do a thread but here's fine - How do you all feel about loose meat sandwiches?

PutQuinnIn
08-30-2016, 05:16 PM
Hairy balloon knot

Hog's Gone Fishin
08-30-2016, 05:16 PM
I was going to do a thread but here's fine - How do you all feel about loose meat sandwiches?

I'm OK with them as long as they're not full of someone elses sauce.

Simply Red
08-30-2016, 05:26 PM
she loves her sphincter

notorious
08-30-2016, 05:38 PM
I was going to do a thread but here's fine - How do you all feel about loose meat sandwiches?

I'm OK with them as long as they're not full of someone elses sauce.

http://oi44.tinypic.com/b5f7k8.jpg

threebag
08-30-2016, 06:35 PM
I'm OK with them as long as they're not full of someone elses sauce.

It will clear out with a couple of strokes

Baby Lee
08-30-2016, 06:45 PM
It will clear out with a couple of strokes

Are you? . . . Are you . . . offering semen handling advice to Hog Farmer?

JoeyChuckles
08-30-2016, 06:49 PM
Damn guys, I think the issue is that the pictures are at horrible angles/lighting/zoom, not with the person themselves.

GloryDayz
08-30-2016, 08:28 PM
How many Anal skin flicks can she make in 6 months?

threebag
08-30-2016, 08:40 PM
From the looks of it she has already tried

GloryDayz
08-30-2016, 08:45 PM
From the looks of it she has already tried

Good, that means she knows what to do to prepare for anal.

brucey_72
08-30-2016, 08:52 PM
omg why did I look it up? I had to see it to get the jokes and I reget it so much. The photo will forever be in my nightmares

R Clark
08-30-2016, 08:59 PM
Size of her butt hole she could lay out some giant logs without any pain or suffering

threebag
08-30-2016, 09:13 PM
She should have shit before taking the pics. Looks like she is ready to drop the kids off at school

ARROW2
08-31-2016, 07:54 AM
She is an ugly bitch with a beat up pussy. The only reason people say they want to hit it is because she is well known. Average looking bitch. Would I hit? If her head game was on point, I may be inspired but beyond that....meh.

ARROW2
08-31-2016, 08:24 AM
She is an ugly bitch with a beat up pussy. The only reason people say they want to hit it is because she is well known. Average looking bitch. Would I hit? If her head game was on point, I may be inspired but beyond that....meh.




OK, I will come clean, it's my fault the puddy is beat up but that's besides the point...:D

JD10367
08-31-2016, 08:57 AM
She is batshit crazy. The pictures, the family abuse, the outbursts at her own coach, her comments towards opponents... She is an absolute fucking train wreck who happened to be good at defending a soccer goal. Guaranteed she ends up in porn in two years, and dead in five.

vailpass
08-31-2016, 11:21 AM
She is batshit crazy. The pictures, the family abuse, the outbursts at her own coach, her comments towards opponents... She is an absolute ****ing train wreck who happened to be good at defending a soccer goal. Guaranteed she ends up in porn in two years, and dead in five.

Or the other way round...

threebag
08-31-2016, 11:26 AM
Fuck holes have already been beat to death.

Nickhead
08-31-2016, 05:18 PM
Or the other way round...

zombie porn?

Dayze
08-31-2016, 07:32 PM
She is batshit crazy. The pictures, the family abuse, the outbursts at her own coach, her comments towards opponents... She is an absolute ****ing train wreck who happened to be good at defending a soccer goal. Guaranteed she ends up in porn in two years, and dead in five.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3779651/sixteen-candles-o.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1373260/gerry-alanguilan-smile-o.gif

Nickhead
08-31-2016, 07:51 PM
apparently there is a new product that i think hope may be able to take advantage of.

wanna get rid of that 'brown eye'.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Q8q3DZB_l6M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KCTitus
08-31-2016, 08:40 PM
When I was a kid, my dad told me about the Soviet Union and their 'athletes'...they were the best that the government of that time could buy and it's the same now with the Title IX players in all womens sports in the USA. Yeah, they're great, but they're the best athletes government money can buy.

The most entitled and arrogant 'athletes' government money can buy.

Is it any surprise that one of them acts like a complete bitch when they lose? Of course not. They're entitled bitches that deserve to win and should win because they have all the government funding but cannot beat a mens under 15yo team if they had to.

I enjoy their losses as much as I enjoy the 1980 olympic hockey team victory because they deserve to lose just as much as the soviet hockey team. Fuck em.

rad
08-31-2016, 11:46 PM
There's two goals she never even TRIED to defend.

Bowser
09-01-2016, 12:37 AM
There's two goals she never even TRIED to defend.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/c1d2def5be997133a2a88503b26cf4e0/tumblr_inline_nvd6zlivMO1tnxedd_500.gif

GloryDayz
09-01-2016, 06:24 AM
Or, contrarily, she's so good as a soccer goalie because she's used to defending giant openings.

Odd how that wasn't NSFW'd...