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Rain Man
09-02-2016, 04:07 PM
I'll put up a poll with some likely activities, but feel free to just use this as a "fill in the blank" thread, too.

Big Smoke
09-02-2016, 04:08 PM
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Big Smoke
09-02-2016, 04:25 PM
Just to be clear. I'm lighting myself on fire and then kind of doing a back roll type thing out of a window.

scho63
09-02-2016, 04:30 PM
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Twice in two days-this avi is making a comeback ! ROFL

Easy 6
09-02-2016, 04:34 PM
Today - chill at the house, get my drink on, make a nuisance of myself on the Planet, beer battered catfish later

Saturday - not real sure yet, fishing is a real possibility

Sunday - redneck fun with a buddy, going out to the woods by the Illinois river to drink beer, shoot my .45 and his assault style SKS, taking fishing poles and worms along for good measure

Sunday - probably just laying around, soaking up non-alcoholic liquids and trying to recover

Monday - cookout with Ma and my daughter

Bwana
09-02-2016, 04:35 PM
Tasty beverages

Fire Me Boy!
09-02-2016, 04:47 PM
Today and tomorrow, bumming around the house. Might watch all the Resident Evil movies. Sunday, wife and I will probably go to the zoo in the mornings to do some photography. Monday, not sure.

Pablo
09-02-2016, 04:51 PM
Just going to lounge and watch some college football. No big plans or boozin' for me. Wife is 39 weeks pregnant and there could be a hospital trip at any point this weekend. That would be the best possible labor day, but it's his schedule, not ours.

Easy 6
09-02-2016, 04:53 PM
Just going to lounge and watch some college football. No big plans or boozin' for me. Wife is 39 weeks pregnant and there could be a hospital trip at any point this weekend. That would be the best possible labor day, but it's his schedule, not ours.

Congrats on the upcoming addition, best wishes to you and the little lady

listopencil
09-02-2016, 04:54 PM
I picked this:

Jello wrestle against a petite Asian woman

But it's actually going to be petite Hispanic and Caucasian women.

Pablo
09-02-2016, 04:57 PM
Congrats on the upcoming addition, best wishes to you and the little ladyThanks. The waiting is the hardest part, Tom Petty had that right.

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-02-2016, 05:13 PM
Dove season ,killed 20 today . Going again tomorrow.

B2chiefsfan
09-02-2016, 05:20 PM
Wife flew me out to from Albuquerque to the K to watch the Detroit/KC series... Yankees/KC and Chiefs/Packers was bonus..

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Easy 6
09-02-2016, 05:21 PM
Wife flew me out to from Albuquerque to the K to watch the Detroit/KC series... Yankees/KC and Chiefs/Packers was bonus..

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Nice, better hang onto that little gal

B2chiefsfan
09-02-2016, 05:21 PM
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B2chiefsfan
09-02-2016, 05:22 PM
Dr. Berry treats me right

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B2chiefsfan
09-02-2016, 05:24 PM
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SAUTO
09-02-2016, 05:26 PM
Just going to lounge and watch some college football. No big plans or boozin' for me. Wife is 39 weeks pregnant and there could be a hospital trip at any point this weekend. That would be the best possible labor day, but it's his schedule, not ours.

Good luck

FlaChief58
09-02-2016, 05:56 PM
Tomorrow I'll be going to my grandsons 2nd birthday party, then watching the Chiefs/packers at 4 on nfln. Sunday I'm thinking a long bike ride with the Mrs followed by Netfix & chill. Monday I'll catch up on the honey-do list.

Damn I live an exciting life

Easy 6
09-02-2016, 06:06 PM
Tomorrow I'll be going to my grandsons 2nd birthday party, then watching the Chiefs/packers at 4 on nfln. Sunday I'm thinking a long bike ride with the Mrs followed by Netfix & chill. Monday I'll catch up on the honey-do list.

Damn I live an exiting life

Dude please dont exit this life, your grandson needs his grandpa :D

FlaChief58
09-02-2016, 06:10 PM
Dude please dont exit this life, your grandson needs his grandpa :D

ROFL fixed

Bugeater
09-02-2016, 06:12 PM
I'm heading to Denver tomorrow and I'll be stopping by your house. Please have some cold drinks and snacks ready.

Pablo
09-02-2016, 06:13 PM
Good luckThanks. Hope it's as quick as possible for my wife's sake. Us guys get the really good end of the deal in this whole pregnancy thing.

lewdog
09-02-2016, 06:19 PM
Just going to lounge and watch some college football. No big plans or boozin' for me. Wife is 39 weeks pregnant and there could be a hospital trip at any point this weekend. That would be the best possible labor day, but it's his schedule, not ours.

First child?

Pablo
09-02-2016, 06:31 PM
First child?Yes indeed.

Buzz
09-02-2016, 06:38 PM
Mow and trim
Trim bushes
Go to the store
BBQ with the family
Get the wifes car tagged (off Tuesday)
Think about replacing trim boards, calking and painting the house
Drink beer

SAUTO
09-02-2016, 06:47 PM
Thanks. Hope it's as quick as possible for my wife's sake. Us guys get the really good end of the deal in this whole pregnancy thing.

Our last couple were c section.
They were awesome. Get there at 6 am. Go to room at 8. Have baby at 8:10 - 8:15.

SAUTO
09-02-2016, 06:50 PM
And rain man must not have kids or spend much time with his wife.

You can't help but to know more about their hopes and dreams. They are always talking about them.

lewdog
09-02-2016, 06:50 PM
Yes indeed.

Nice man! Awesome stuff. Congrats.

SAUTO
09-02-2016, 06:51 PM
Most of them are based on what dad can do to make them happen also.

Pablo
09-02-2016, 07:05 PM
Nice man! Awesome stuff. Congrats.

Thank you bud.

Buzz
09-02-2016, 07:16 PM
Yes indeed.

Congrats, enjoy as much as you can, time really does fly.

Rain Man
09-02-2016, 07:26 PM
I'm heading to Denver tomorrow and I'll be stopping by your house. Please have some cold drinks and snacks ready.

I hope you like Dr. Pepper.

lewdog
09-02-2016, 07:41 PM
I hope you like Dr. Pepper.

He likes beer. Stock up.

gblowfish
09-02-2016, 07:41 PM
Scratch the left one.
Scratch the right one.
Repeat when necessary.

Rain Man
09-02-2016, 08:03 PM
He likes beer. Stock up.

Dr. Pepper is better. He'll see.

TimBone
09-02-2016, 08:52 PM
Tasty beverages
God damn, man. I've gotta get up north. The scenery in Louisiana suuucks.

TimBone
09-02-2016, 08:54 PM
Yes indeed.
I'm much more comfortable with the thought of you raising a human being than I am with the thought of Inmen raising a human being.

TimBone
09-02-2016, 08:55 PM
Mow and trim
Trim bushes
Go to the store
BBQ with the family
Get the wifes car tagged (off Tuesday)
Think about replacing trim boards, calking and painting the house
Drink beer
Most of those sound like euphemisms for sex.

lewdog
09-02-2016, 08:59 PM
I'm much more comfortable with the thought of you raising a human being than I am with the thought of Inmen raising a human being.

Truer words cannot be spoken.

I'm not even sure Inmem's kid is still ok after that house fire?

In58men
09-02-2016, 09:00 PM
Moving in my new house!!!!

Been living with the mother in law since the fire. Tomorrow we are out.

lewdog
09-02-2016, 09:03 PM
Moving in my new house!!!!

Been living with the mother in law since the fire. Tomorrow we are out.

They're gonna put a lien on your house once they sue your ass for damages at the old place.

LiveSteam
09-02-2016, 09:07 PM
Run a couple locomotives in the morning, football,more football,then maybe fire up the boat and hit the Missouri river.

cdcox
09-02-2016, 09:16 PM
I marked the following, taking a little artistic license:

Work an unsolved math proof from the 14th century. I've been working the fivethirtyeight riddler during the last several months. The answers posted to last week's riddler don't match my solution, so l will spend some time proving them wrong or more likely self flagellation.

Do some work around the house or on the car. I'll likely have to take the garbage out.

Drink myself into oblivion. Actually I always pull up just short of oblivion.

Exercise anaerobicly. Lawn needs mowed and it is hard to breathe between curse words.

Prepare a fabulous gourmet dinner. Nothing planned but I'll cook extravagantly at least once this weekend.

Watch a movie I've seen before. Done. We watched The Birdcage tonight.

Work at home. Sandbox. Real job stuff.

Work at job site. Sunday 9:00 to 2:00. Crap I never have time to do during the week.

It is a 6 day weekend, right?

cdcox
09-02-2016, 10:04 PM
Oh hell yeah, I worked the fivesthrityeight riddler correctly last week and just remembered my answers incorrectly. Whew, I may have early onset Alzheimers, but I can still do math. Life is good.

RJ
09-02-2016, 10:36 PM
All of the above except for aerobic exercise. The one thing you can't buy more of is time.

Fire Me Boy!
09-03-2016, 08:58 AM
Already been productive. Lots of stock. That's about 7.5 quarts from stuff we would have normally thrown away - chicken backs, necks, and picked over bones.

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Rain Man
09-03-2016, 09:06 AM
Already been productive. Lots of stock. That's about 7.5 quarts from stuff we would have normally thrown away - chicken backs, necks, and picked over bones.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160903/61ac54f24e032542eef9507843ac8721.jpg


CHUG! CHUG!

BlackHelicopters
09-03-2016, 09:22 AM
Hookers and blow

Hydrae
09-03-2016, 09:49 AM
Go to a Cubs game with my friends Cameron and Sloane

Not really but I always wanted to be Ferris Bueller!