Throw yourself in the river, alex smith.

[Wallcrawler]

Oh, that's right. You already tried. You just went parallel to the river and landed on the bank.

[carcosa]

Lol

[DanBecky]

And Chiefs football has officially started. Didn't take long.

[TLO]

CHEEEEFUS

[Hammock Parties]

begin the glorious revolution

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar27058_6.gif

[RealSNR]

Shiny new offensive line and the motherfucker holds onto the ball for 5 seconds and takes sacks.

He needs to eat a dick

[Hammock Parties]

Listen to the glorious boos.

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[New World Order]

All at a million per game.

Worth every penny.

[Fish]

LMAO.... Smith sucks.

[ThaVirus]

Too early to fly a banner?

[Quesadilla Joe]

Listen to the glorious boos.



I don't know why KC didn't go for it there, they should've at least tried to get into FG range. SD didn't have a timeout left and there was only 16 seconds left on the clock.

[Fish]

#BlackoutChiefsJets

[New World Order]

Alex sets his defense up with good field position.

[Chromatic]

It's fucking painful watching Alex Smith then switching over to Aaron Rodgers.

Smith plays best when the teams around him are built up. Any weaknesses and it falls apart like a house of cards.

[New World Order]

It's ****ing painful watching Alex Smith then switching over to Aaron Rodgers.

Smith plays best when the teams around him are built up. Any weaknesses and it falls apart like a house of cards.


But he puts our defense in a great spot by giving them good field position.

[Hammock Parties]

But he puts our defense in a great spot by giving them good field position.

http://i.imgur.com/wy8zq9H.gif

[Fish]

But the hidden TDs though.

[Candiru]

Can we trade him for Siemian?

[Hammock Parties]

Can we trade him for Siemian?

I'd trade him for semen

[New World Order]

You know no matter how many weapons you give Smith he still produces the same numbers every year.

He could have the 99 Rams O and still throw for 18 touchdowns and 3000 yards.

[jd1020]

I'm just happy he is not turning the ball over.

[Candiru]

.

[notorious]

He just threw a beautiful TD pass.

[Hammock Parties]

He just threw a beautiful TD pass.

ROFL

[New World Order]

Alex has a chance to redeem himself here

[TLO]

Alex is good

[TLO]

Alex has a chance to redeem himself here

Done

[B2chiefsfan]

300 yard game... delete this thread

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[Chromatic]

i trash him and he immediately starts showing life

[B2chiefsfan]

i trash him and he immediately starts showing life
LMAO... Then let's keep the thread

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[Pablo]

I'm kind of glad he didn't kill himself at halftime. Second half has went very well for him.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Jesus Christ, Chiefs Fans are vaginas.

[Chromatic]

Son of a bitch pulled it off

http://i.imgur.com/s8jDpDe.png

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

Lol at this thread and OP

[New World Order]

:hail:

[TimBone]

lol...fuck this thread

[loochy]

THROW YOURSELF IN THE RIVER OP

[Bwana]

How to look like a dumbass with a thread title 101.

[dj56dt58]

op better be on his knees in front of Alex Smith right now

[DaneMcCloud]

363 yards, 2 passing TD's, winning rushing TD

[Nickel D]

Said Alex Smith: "I'll pass.":moon:

[loochy]

GO BUY A JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS MAT YOU LOSER

[srvy]

I guess Wallcrawler wants to crawl on outta here now.

[OldSchool]

ROFL

Yeah.

[mschiefs1984]

Hope to see more of these from Mr.Smith

Great job Alex

[Hamwallet]

Every time we are down its your job to start a stupid thread like this. Seems like it worked well... Just say'n...

[Easy 6]

I guess Wallcrawler wants to crawl on outta here now.

That would be the best thing for him to do

[Wallcrawler]

After that first half, I doubt anyone was predicting the outcome we got. I'll be watching for the praises of passes parallel to the line of scrimmage as the season goes along. Holding the football and refusing to throw isn't going to get it done. He did it against a team that was 4-12 last year, against a coach that went full Marty up 21. Legit teams will not make this mistake. Id still be perfectly fine if Smith threw himself in the river. I've had enough of his sideways and 5-7 Yard passing clinics.

[DaneMcCloud]

After that first half, I doubt anyone was predicting the outcome we got. I'll be watching for the praises of passes parallel to the line of scrimmage as the season goes along. Holding the football and refusing to throw isn't going to get it done. He did it against a team that was 4-12 last year, against a coach that went full Marty up 21. Legit teams will not make this mistake. Id still be perfectly fine if Smith threw himself in the river. I've had enough of his sideways and 5-7 Yard passing clinics.

Shut the fuck up

[KCCHIEFS27]

After that first half, I doubt anyone was predicting the outcome we got. I'll be watching for the praises of passes parallel to the line of scrimmage as the season goes along. Holding the football and refusing to throw isn't going to get it done. He did it against a team that was 4-12 last year, against a coach that went full Marty up 21. Legit teams will not make this mistake. Id still be perfectly fine if Smith threw himself in the river. I've had enough of his sideways and 5-7 Yard passing clinics.

Hahaha damage control! Just suck it up and say you spoke too soon.

[Wallcrawler]

Shut the **** up

Nah. This will come up again. Great post though. Man I missed this place.

[MahiMike]

360 yds

[Wallcrawler]

360 yds

363. Just shy of 50 attempts too, on what, 34 completions? A whopping10.6 avg per completion. Alex Smith, stretching the field peeps. What a cannon!!

[staylor26]

Nah. This will come up again. Great post though. Man I missed this place.

Fucking idiot.

[Sandy Vagina]

363. Just shy of 50 attempts too, on what, 34 completions? A whopping10.6 avg per completion. Alex Smith, stretching the field peeps. What a cannon!!

Have some backbone, and just admit that you prematurely shit yourself.

I did. It's liberating. See how easy? I was wrong. I believed that KC was stuck in shit lake today with no paddle. I was wrong.

[BigCatDaddy]

After that first half, I doubt anyone was predicting the outcome we got. I'll be watching for the praises of passes parallel to the line of scrimmage as the season goes along. Holding the football and refusing to throw isn't going to get it done. He did it against a team that was 4-12 last year, against a coach that went full Marty up 21. Legit teams will not make this mistake. Id still be perfectly fine if Smith threw himself in the river. I've had enough of his sideways and 5-7 Yard passing clinics.

Allen going down was HUGE.

[Halfcan]

ROFL at this thread and all the panic.

Signature win for Alex today. I loved seeing all the emotion he showed today. He is going to have a great year.

[Mr. Kotter]

ROFL

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

After that first half, I doubt anyone was predicting the outcome we got. I'll be watching for the praises of passes parallel to the line of scrimmage as the season goes along. Holding the football and refusing to throw isn't going to get it done. He did it against a team that was 4-12 last year, against a coach that went full Marty up 21. Legit teams will not make this mistake. Id still be perfectly fine if Smith threw himself in the river. I've had enough of his sideways and 5-7 Yard passing clinics.

You are a complete moron. When you have Clay and New World Order speaking the same crap as yourself, call your psychiatrist.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Have some backbone, and just admit that you prematurely shit yourself.

I did. It's liberating. See how easy? I was wrong. I believed that KC was stuck in shit lake today with no paddle. I was wrong.

Same. Alex is my Daddy at this point. LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Here you go. Swimming in Rivers tears.

[petegz28]

Alex looked meh the fist half. First drive was good. The rest was like everyone was out of sync. Yes, he held the ball a couple times but the line was also very leaky.

Now, it would have been easy to write this game off. Anyone who said we would win when we were down 24-3 in the 3rd is a liar. No one, no one thought we would come back and win.

So what happens? Alex Smith shows what an elite QB does. He puts the team on his shoulders and led this team to a huge come back. Ware was key. But so were the passes to Hill, Kelce and Maclin.

Clutch.

[Stinger]

After that first half, I doubt anyone was predicting the outcome we got. I'll be watching for the praises of passes parallel to the line of scrimmage as the season goes along. Holding the football and refusing to throw isn't going to get it done. He did it against a team that was 4-12 last year, against a coach that went full Marty up 21. Legit teams will not make this mistake. Id still be perfectly fine if Smith threw himself in the river. I've had enough of his sideways and 5-7 Yard passing clinics.

Why wait??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Game%20Thread/JTe8qLT%20-%20Imgur_zpsw90iv2yf.gif

[threebag]

LMAO son of Alex. I like it. :thumb:

[Kman34]

Didn't we win today???

[Sandy Vagina]

Didn't we win today???

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[Sandy Vagina]

Just saw this over on AP....

https://i.imgflip.com/1afmke.gif

LMAO

[Wallcrawler]

Nah. This will come up again. Great post though. Man I missed this place.

Not to say I told you so.....


But I did fucking tell you.

[Wallcrawler]

****ing idiot.

Not so much.

[Red Dawg]

I really don't understand why he isn't benched. He's not some formerly great QB that deserves respect and he was shit last season as well. The locker room I'm sure would like a change from the crap they get from him and it's pretty obvious that something is wrong with him. The fire is gone, age, arm hurts or something. He's worse than ever.

[BigCatDaddy]

Webcrawler nailed it. Nice work

[loochy]

I really don't understand why he isn't benched. He's not some formerly great QB that deserves respect and he was shit last season as well. The locker room I'm sure would like a change from the crap they get from him and it's pretty obvious that something is wrong with him. The fire is gone, age, arm hurts or something. He's worse than ever.

Do you REALLY think Foles or Bray are better?

I know he's not awesome or anything, but Smith is better than those two. The Chiefs are kind of stuck with him right now.

[Discuss Thrower]

Do you REALLY think Foles or Bray are better?

I know he's not awesome or anything, but Smith is better than those two. The Chiefs are kind of stuck with him right now.

What do the Chiefs really have to lose at this point?

Their ceiling is 10-6. That won't get it done for a wild card berth and they'd have to go on the road to Denver, New England, Pittsburgh or Houston. They'll get embarrassed again in any of those fourth options.

What does Kansas City have to lose playing an unproven Bray? Or see if Foles can okay like his tenure in St Louis never happened.

There's no reason to keep trotting out Smith. None. He's a known commodity that has proven to be above average only when things are going perfectly for the defense, running game and offensive line.

All three of those phases are toast.

[Sandy Vagina]

Do you REALLY think Foles or Bray are better?

I know he's not awesome or anything, but Smith is better than those two. The Chiefs are kind of stuck with him right now.

He's definitely not doing himself any favors to stick around lately. Really though, games like this? the whole team (Andy too) was just a bunch of useless ****ups.

I just want to see the Chiefs win games. I prefer it be with Alex, but if there's someone better to put out there, **** it.. go for it.

[Beef Supreme]

Do you REALLY think Foles or Bray are better?

I know he's not awesome or anything, but Smith is better than those two. The Chiefs are kind of stuck with him right now.

Actually I kinda do think Foles is better.

[Red Dawg]

Do you REALLY think Foles or Bray are better?

I know he's not awesome or anything, but Smith is better than those two. The Chiefs are kind of stuck with him right now.

Are you kidding me? Foles or Bray or anyone in the stands would take a shot down the field and throw the ball in the end zone a few times.

They couldn't do worse. We don't score a it is so how can they do worse?

[dj56dt58]

Actually I kinda do think Foles is better.

hes shown more than alex. and hes done it in this sytem. Alex doesnt want to stay in the pocket to let anything develop. Its there right away, or its run out of the pocket into a sack, or a checkdown.

[Discuss Thrower]

Foles looked like ass in the PS and it was because he was executing the offense as it's expected to be ran.

Bray is at least a complete ?.

He'll most likely suck, but that just means better draft position. But he very well could light it up.

I'll take the risk for the better return than the lesser risk that provides no reward.

[KCUnited]

Yep, Smith needs to pay a visit to Ed Reed's brother.

[Sandy Vagina]

Yep, Smith needs to pay a visit to Ed Reed's brother.

wow.. now, Alex should die? Man.. that's messed up. :rolleyes:

[loochy]

wow.. now, Alex should die? Man.. that's messed up. :rolleyes:

nah, maybe he'll be using scuba gear or something

[Sandy Vagina]

nah, maybe he'll be using scuba gear or something

ROFL.. nah man, if one is going to blame someone for Alex, blame Reid for trotting him back out there time and again.

If Alex isn't good enough to carry a broken team, then that's just who he is.

If he's the problem, then blame Andy and Dorsey for not removing the problem.

[BigCatDaddy]

hes shown more than alex. and hes done it in this sytem. Alex doesnt want to stay in the pocket to let anything develop. Its there right away, or its run out of the pocket into a sack, or a checkdown.

True. Foles has shown a higher ceiling than ASS11.

[Dave Lane]

ROFL at this thread and all the panic.

Signature win for Alex today. I loved seeing all the emotion he showed today. He is going to have a great year.

Still feel that way?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I really don't understand why he isn't benched. He's not some formerly great QB that deserves respect and he was shit last season as well. The locker room I'm sure would like a change from the crap they get from him and it's pretty obvious that something is wrong with him. The fire is gone, age, arm hurts or something. He's worse than ever.

Most HC's are stubborn bitches, that's why.

At least Bray would be fun as hell to watch, and I'd actually tune in.

[ping2000]

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[Garcia Bronco]

I don't get all the hate for Smith. I think he is exceeding my expectation. I am happy he is the Chiefs' Quarterback.

[New World Order]

I don't get all the hate for Smith. I think he is exceeding my expectation. I am happy he is the Chiefs' Quarterback.


The AFC West loves it.

[tx4chiefs]

LOL

[RobBlake]

try creating this thread if the chiefs are eliminated from the playoffs.. sac up