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Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 06:38 PM
Think I saw a female ref, that or the most feminine hips on a man in a while

Discuss Thrower
09-19-2016, 06:39 PM
Dorial sighting.

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 06:39 PM
Also, that anthem was some wild, throwback, Chicago stuff.

Made me want a big plate of pasta on a checkered tablecloth.

Discuss Thrower
09-19-2016, 06:42 PM
Hope the NFL is happy replacing Tirico with this guy who sounds like a fucking horse race announcer.

Easy 6
09-19-2016, 06:42 PM
Cant believe the Browns passed on Wentz

Meatloaf
09-19-2016, 06:43 PM
Also, that anthem was some wild, throwback, Chicago stuff.

Made me want a big plate of pasta on a checkered tablecloth.

That guy had a set of lungs on him!

Buzz
09-19-2016, 06:44 PM
Also, that anthem was some wild, throwback, Chicago stuff.

Made me want a big plate of pasta on a checkered tablecloth.


I wanted to say home of the Chiefs, his rendition fucked that up.

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 06:44 PM
Cant believe the Browns passed on Wentz

Not only that, but they apparently fired a bunch of scouts who lobbied for him.

ROFL ROFL - though I feel bad for RGIII. Hope he still has a Bradford burst in him.

PunkinDrublic
09-19-2016, 06:44 PM
Don't care about either team but I hate diabetes boy with a passion. Go Eagles!

Dylan
09-19-2016, 06:45 PM
that was an excellent play by callahan

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 06:46 PM
Cant believe the Browns passed on Wentz

Johnny Footballz scared them. No more 1st rd QBS fer awhile. Because RG3 is gonna be ....

Pointer19
09-19-2016, 06:46 PM
I'm hoping for a stellar performance from Chicago's Langford and a piss-poor performance from Philly's Matthews for my FFL.

Dayze
09-19-2016, 06:47 PM
I'm watching the jonbenet Ramsey thing on DVR. Shows you where the NFL ranks for me in terms of entertainment.

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 06:49 PM
I'm watching the jonbenet Ramsey thing on DVR. Shows you where the NFL ranks for me in terms of entertainment.

Isn't she Katy Perry?

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 06:50 PM
Royal on the screen.

Dylan
09-19-2016, 06:51 PM
let's go Chicago

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 06:51 PM
Hope yer watching , Alex.

Dylan
09-19-2016, 06:52 PM
I'm watching the jonbenet Ramsey thing on DVR. Shows you where the NFL ranks for me in terms of entertainment.

Who do they think killed her? Sad story.

Dylan
09-19-2016, 06:53 PM
Chicago's offense woke up - now get a TD

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 06:53 PM
nearly that

Buzz
09-19-2016, 06:54 PM
Chicago gets the ball out quick but they cant do shit.

PunkinDrublic
09-19-2016, 06:54 PM
Did Kush make the team after getting cut from the Rams or is he a backup for the Bears?

Dylan
09-19-2016, 06:54 PM
LOL OMG

pathetic

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 06:54 PM
Well Barf sux.

MahiMike
09-19-2016, 06:57 PM
The next Peyton manning has his 1st MNF game.

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 06:58 PM
Did Kush make the team after getting cut from the Rams or is he a backup for the Bears?

On the team AFAICS, but they list 4 Cs on the roster.

Easy 6
09-19-2016, 06:59 PM
Stepped outta the room for two minutes... how the hell did Chicago not come away with at least 3 points there?

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 07:00 PM
Stepped outta the room for two minutes... how the hell did Chicago not come away with at least 3 points there?

Barth pooped the FG.

Easy 6
09-19-2016, 07:02 PM
Barth pooped the FG.

Good grief, that team cant even play well at home

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 07:05 PM
Nice lil pass there, ol Bears

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 07:05 PM
Ugliest long gainer since . . . yesterday.

Dylan
09-19-2016, 07:07 PM
The next Peyton manning has his 1st MNF game.

LOL

During the pregame Dilfer said, "Wentz is the championship QB the Eagles were looking for..." Gruden followed with the 'Wentz Love Fest' show.

At least let him play a few games.

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 07:08 PM
Ref Tripplette in his 100th year officiating.

KCUnited
09-19-2016, 07:08 PM
Isn't Lasike that Aaron Sanchez cheese?

Dylan
09-19-2016, 07:13 PM
nice pass

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 07:14 PM
Even with the hold... The rush And the pass.

the Talking Can
09-19-2016, 07:14 PM
wentz throws a strike right before getting blasted

impressive

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 07:15 PM
Bears are breakin' stuff with that blitz.

Dylan
09-19-2016, 07:16 PM
Bears are breakin' stuff with that blitz.

they look tough tonight

sedated
09-19-2016, 07:18 PM
LOL

During the pregame Dilfer said, "Wentz is the championship QB the Eagles were looking for..." Gruden followed with the 'Wentz Love Fest' show.

At least let him play a few games.

Their jump to overhype of big market players is one of the major reasons nobody watches that ish anymore.

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 07:18 PM
I believe the Bears know what MNF means at home.

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 07:24 PM
Special Luggage? Sounds alittle porny.

Dylan
09-19-2016, 07:25 PM
Their jump to overhype of big market players is one of the major reasons nobody watches that ish anymore.

Agreed.

In addition, does ESPN really need six people at their MNF desk during pregame, and half-time show?

Mr. Flopnuts
09-19-2016, 07:26 PM
Really nice pass by Wentz there. Way too much touch, because he knew he had the space to make it as easy as possible for the WR. I'm impressed.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-19-2016, 07:26 PM
Another Houston down, holding his knee.

GloryDayz
09-19-2016, 07:28 PM
NFL whores for the women...

Dayze
09-19-2016, 07:28 PM
Who do they think killed her? Sad story.

Was only able to watch a it of it but my gut says the little brother. Wild ass guess on my part. I think he freaked out for some reason and smacked her Ono the head with a flash light.



Wild ass guess ..

Discuss Thrower
09-19-2016, 07:29 PM
The GMC Acadia: a minivan you can be seeing driving to an exclusive golf course.

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 07:29 PM
Another Houston down, holding his knee.

That was awkward, but he walked it off.

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 07:30 PM
Yet another pass under blitz with the roughing.

GloryDayz
09-19-2016, 07:30 PM
I like this Wentz kid...

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 07:30 PM
Was only able to watch a it of it but my gut says the little brother. Wild ass guess on my part. I think he freaked out for some reason and smacked her Ono the head with a flash light.



Wild ass guess ..

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Easy 6
09-19-2016, 07:31 PM
Wentz reminds me a lot of Roethlisberger, he is big and gutsy enough to stand in there with guys all over him, and deliver a strike

Discuss Thrower
09-19-2016, 07:32 PM
Wentz is getting fucked up out here.

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 07:33 PM
D'Andre Hall with the quickness.

Dylan
09-19-2016, 07:33 PM
Was only able to watch a it of it but my gut says the little brother. Wild ass guess on my part. I think he freaked out for some reason and smacked her Ono the head with a flash light.



Wild ass guess ..

you might be right - the ransom note that was found by the family was strange.

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 07:33 PM
Just read the Paul Macartney, A Life. Yoko is a witch.

GloryDayz
09-19-2016, 07:35 PM
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Wow, she's "different"!

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 07:38 PM
Seriously. A witch. Not like Stevie Nicks.

GloryDayz
09-19-2016, 07:41 PM
Seriously. A witch. Not like Stevie Nicks.

I love me some Stevie Nicks..

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Dylan
09-19-2016, 07:43 PM
Wentz reminds me a lot of Roethlisberger, he is big and gutsy enough to stand in there with guys all over him, and deliver a strike


Wentz is getting fucked up out here.

I am surprised Wentz does not have broken ribs with the hits he is taking.

Dylan
09-19-2016, 07:45 PM
Beautiful pass ...

the Talking Can
09-19-2016, 07:45 PM
surprisingly hard hitting game


mathews drops a perfect td pass from wentz...you schmuck

Mr. Flopnuts
09-19-2016, 07:47 PM
I like this Wentz kid...

Me too. He's got heart. He's got moxy. He's got good judgment.

KChiefs1
09-19-2016, 07:48 PM
Isn't she Katy Perry?



Yes she is.




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GloryDayz
09-19-2016, 07:48 PM
Me too. He's got heart. He's got moxy. He's got good judgment.

If he can stay alive, he's got endless potential.

KChiefs1
09-19-2016, 07:49 PM
Was only able to watch a it of it but my gut says the little brother. Wild ass guess on my part. I think he freaked out for some reason and smacked her Ono the head with a flash light.







Wild ass guess ..



That's what they are pushing but Dr Phil disagrees.





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MahiMike
09-19-2016, 07:53 PM
The next Peyton manning has his 1st MNF game.

I'm telling you. Have you ever seen a kid directing traffic like that in his 2nd game? Or stand in there and fire strikes like that?

This combined with his upbringing makes for the next great thing.

Special

Garcia Bronco
09-19-2016, 07:55 PM
Hope the NFL is happy replacing Tirico with this guy who sounds like a ****ing horse race announcer.

Its wierd how his voice makes it unwatchable.

Dylan
09-19-2016, 07:56 PM
Wentz is playing very well for a rookie.

Looks like the Eagles have a QB - Not good - This is not good for Giants fans... Not what I wanted to see.

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 08:04 PM
I hope Tirico got paid to do college ball. This guy is as bland as week old pancakes.

Hammock Parties
09-19-2016, 08:11 PM
Wentz has looked incredibly poised for a rookie.

I wonder if Pederson had more to do with our success the last three years than we realized.

KCUnited
09-19-2016, 08:13 PM
Cutler Cutlering

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 08:13 PM
Its wierd how his voice makes it unwatchable.

What's sad is, I can't listen to Gruden without picturing Caliendo anymore.

Dylan
09-19-2016, 08:13 PM
Cutler being Cutler

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 08:14 PM
Wentz has looked incredibly poised for a rookie.

I wonder if Pederson had more to do with our success the last three years than we realized.

The likelihood that you spent most the evening polishing and honing this troll post makes reading it totally worth it.

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Mr. Flopnuts
09-19-2016, 08:15 PM
How good would Wentz look if his wideouts could come down the with the fucking ball?

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 08:16 PM
Cutler Cutlering

Cutler being Cutler

ROFL

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Hammock Parties
09-19-2016, 08:16 PM
The likelihood that you spent most the evening polishing and honing this troll post makes reading it totally worth it.

Just saying, Pederson leaves and suddenly we look like shit on offense, and the Eagles look pretty good.

Makes you wonder.

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 08:18 PM
Just saying, Pederson leaves and suddenly we look like shit on offense, and the Eagles look pretty good.

Makes you wonder.

Don't exhaust yourself, honey.

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 08:24 PM
That new announcer sure likes to use the word "penetrate".

GloryDayz
09-19-2016, 08:25 PM
I'm telling you. Have you ever seen a kid directing traffic like that in his 2nd game? Or stand in there and fire strikes like that?

This combined with his upbringing makes for the next great thing.

Special

This... Wow, this kid is awesome...

saphojunkie
09-19-2016, 08:27 PM
Uh... I doubt Peterson liked that one, wentz.

MatriculatingHank
09-19-2016, 08:31 PM
Wentz was just compared to Alex Smith:hmmm:

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 08:31 PM
It's a long season, we'll see if Wentz can stay healthy.

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 08:36 PM
That was a BOSS goal line run.

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 08:39 PM
Game overd

MMXcalibur
09-19-2016, 08:39 PM
Cutler don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

Easy 6
09-19-2016, 08:39 PM
Welp, this game just ended... time to find a good movie or something

Chiefnj2
09-19-2016, 08:40 PM
Pederson is a better play caller than Reid.

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 08:40 PM
That was HARRRIBLE

Dylan
09-19-2016, 08:40 PM
Jay Cutler is a mess

LMAO

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 08:41 PM
Cutler don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

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Discuss Thrower
09-19-2016, 08:42 PM
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tecumseh
09-19-2016, 08:43 PM
Cutler bales out. muh han hurz

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 08:43 PM
ROFL ROFL

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Mr. Flopnuts
09-19-2016, 08:44 PM
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Looks like a great night for me.

PunkinDrublic
09-19-2016, 08:44 PM
Vintage diabetes boy. Why would anyone want him as a starting QB on their team.

Hammock Parties
09-19-2016, 08:47 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Csw7n7vUAAAbQDb.jpg:large

Dylan
09-19-2016, 08:47 PM
Cutler bales out. muh han hurz

My God, that was a bad throw ...

It's better this way - let him go home and pout in bed

Easy 6
09-19-2016, 08:48 PM
Knew I should've turned this mfer off after the pick

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 08:48 PM
Two word review - Shit Sandwich.

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 08:48 PM
Bears Diehirea

Discuss Thrower
09-19-2016, 08:48 PM
"We're going to rally around Brian Hoyer and play...


...



... well, we're going to play football."

Dylan
09-19-2016, 08:50 PM
now it's Hoyer's turn ...

J.C. you know it is a bad omen for starting QBs when your team has Hoyer on the bench.

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 08:50 PM
Bears Diehirea

I have no idea what this is, but I love it.

tecumseh
09-19-2016, 08:53 PM
Runny turd.

GloryDayz
09-19-2016, 08:56 PM
Where are the cheerleaders?

Hammock Parties
09-19-2016, 08:56 PM
my boy larry LMAO

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tecumseh
09-19-2016, 08:56 PM
Football is tough for Bears # 91

Discuss Thrower
09-19-2016, 09:00 PM
Trade Poe to Chicago for Alshon.

GloryDayz
09-19-2016, 09:00 PM
Suddenly, because of their QB, I like the Eagles...

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deberg_1990
09-19-2016, 09:00 PM
Do the Chiefs miss Doug Pederson??

Discuss Thrower
09-19-2016, 09:01 PM
and throw in D'AT to sweeten the pot.

PutQuinnIn
09-19-2016, 09:01 PM
Shout out to Andy Reid and KC for Pederson's success.

Discuss Thrower
09-19-2016, 09:04 PM
Okay using Ron Rivera for a "shady ticket seller" role in a commercial is some racist shit.

Dylan
09-19-2016, 09:09 PM
Well, that's that. What a disgraceful loss by Chicago - Damn pathetic.

GloryDayz
09-19-2016, 09:13 PM
Well, that's that. What a disgraceful loss by Chicago - Damn pathetic.

Fuck Chicago...

Baby Lee
09-19-2016, 09:17 PM
Well hanging around was worth it for one of the most impressive punt returns in a while!!

That was some Houdini shit.

What is it with Chicago and wasted STs greatness?

Discuss Thrower
09-19-2016, 09:17 PM
And by Eddie fucking Royal of all people, too.

Discuss Thrower
09-19-2016, 09:25 PM
That's fucking holding!

GloryDayz
09-19-2016, 09:28 PM
That's fucking holding!

Official disagrees...

Discuss Thrower
09-19-2016, 09:29 PM
Love it when the parabolic mic takes away from the usually germane and family friendly broadcast experience.

GloryDayz
09-19-2016, 09:37 PM
That was a great game. But I always love it when Fargo and a program as awesome as NDSU show their awesomeness.

New World Order
09-19-2016, 09:42 PM
Wonder what Jared Goff thinks

Discuss Thrower
09-19-2016, 09:43 PM
Wonder what Jared Goff thinks

That the Moon is chasing him, probably.

Hammock Parties
09-19-2016, 09:43 PM
LMAO

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsxI6_8WcAQmzJ1.jpg:large

DaneMcCloud
09-19-2016, 09:57 PM
Carson Wentz was my guy. He reminds me of Rothlisberger in that he's a big dude with a cannon arm (6'5, 235) in addition to winning multiple national championships.

I have no idea what the Rams were thinking when they bypassed him for Goff, who needs a year to bulk up and learn the pro game.

Cleveland passing on him is no surprise.

RunKC
09-19-2016, 10:00 PM
Wentz looking good bc he was in a pro style system. Jared Goff got fucked going to a Jeff Fisher team.

New World Order
09-19-2016, 10:04 PM
Jeff Fisher is vomiting in the bathroom right now

Titty Meat
09-19-2016, 10:06 PM
Carson Wentz was my guy. He reminds me of Rothlisberger in that he's a big dude with a cannon arm (6'5, 235) in addition to winning multiple national championships.

I have no idea what the Rams were thinking when they bypassed him for Goff, who needs a year to bulk up and learn the pro game.

Cleveland passing on him is no surprise.

Pederson is that dude too

RunKC
09-19-2016, 10:13 PM
Pederson running Reid type plays tonight...uh well good Andy plays that actually had creativity to them.

DaneMcCloud
09-19-2016, 10:14 PM
Pederson running Reid type plays tonight...uh well good Andy plays that actually had creativity to them.

They executed because as of tonight, their offensive line is healthy and has very good players.

Their skill position guys are pretty damn good, too.

Young, but good.

okcchief
09-19-2016, 10:31 PM
Just saying, Pederson leaves and suddenly we look like shit on offense, and the Eagles look pretty good.

Makes you wonder.
They did get the Browns and Bears to open the season. Let's take a step back and calm down.

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Jim Jones
09-19-2016, 10:35 PM
So if you re-drafted 2016 tomorrow, is it Prescott vs. Wentz for the #1 overall pick? How far does Goff fall?

DaneMcCloud
09-19-2016, 10:38 PM
So if you re-drafted 2016 tomorrow, is it Prescott vs. Wentz for the #1 overall pick? How far does Goff fall?

Talent-wise, I think it's Wentz, Prescott then Goff.

But Prescott fucked himself with the DUI before the draft, so I don't think there's any way he sneaks into the Top Ten.

He's probably a 2nd rounder that falls to the Cowboys and they pass on Jaylon Smith, who was taken way too high, anyway.

BryanBusby
09-19-2016, 10:53 PM
They executed because as of tonight, their offensive line is healthy and has very good players.

Their skill position guys are pretty damn good, too.

Young, but good.
It helps starting off with two shitty Defenses.

kcxiv
09-20-2016, 12:18 AM
nope, im in baseball mode. unless its the Chiefs, its baseball first for me right now.

ping2000
09-20-2016, 09:11 AM
Why does Charles Woodson continue to wear cravats? I have renamed him the black Thurston Howell III.