Nickheads Roast Party courtesy of Chiefs Planet Antagonists :D

[Nickhead]

http://www.quotehd.com/imagequotes/authors84/tmb/ric-keller-quote-i-got-nothing-sorry.jpg

disqus :D

ETA: in all fairness i should have started with this :D

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[FlaChief58]

Banhammer

[Fire Me Boy!]

Shit like this is gonna get your thread privileges revoked.

[Nickhead]

Shit like this is gonna get your thread privileges revoked.

you mean threads like this?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=164312

Crappy day.
I was gonna smoke some ribs today, but I'm afraid it'll be raining soon. And I've read it's not good on the smoker to heat it up in the rain.

So... I'm doing my damn ribs in the oven. Shitty, shitty.

at least my post was ironic :D

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Okay, and this is why I generally don't start threads.

[WhawhaWhat]

Okay, and this is why I generally don't start threads.

It couldn't be any worse than this.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

It couldn't be any worse than this.

My best threads never get more than 5 pages. It's a futile effort.

[WhawhaWhat]

My best threads never get more than 5 pages. It's a futile effort.

Post something about Alex Smith or boobs.

[cookster50]

Post something about Alex Smith or boobs.

Or Alex Smith's boobs.

[stumppy]

disqus :D

That's spelled 'Dipshit'.

[stumppy]

By the way, you seem to be running up to the line almost crossing it. A little friendly advice....some mod on here will ban you ass one of these times for shit like this.

[Fire Me Boy!]

you mean threads like this?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=164312



at least my post was ironic :D

10-plus years ago, dude. It was a different, simpler time.

[ChiTown]

You need a new hobby. Maybe you should try masturbating with a chainsaw?

[RealSNR]

Deberg threads > Nickhead threads

[Sofa King]

Flush this turd.

[Sassy Squatch]

Deberg threads > Nickhead threads
That's quite rude.

[Lex Luthor]

Nickhead sure does start a lot of threads for a newb.

That would be fine if his threads and his posts weren't 95% total nonsense. Hopefully he'll keep doing this and a mod will fix the problem.

[Lex Luthor]

Deberg threads > Nickhead threads

That's quite rude.

It's not rude when it's true.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Shit like this is gonna get your thread privileges revoked.

you mean threads like this?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=164312



at least my post was ironic :D

10-plus years ago, dude. It was a different, simpler time.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

You started it, FMB. Got pantsed, clown-shod until you look like the guy in pawnmower's avy.

In all fairness, this is no average n00b. Fucker's been here before and he's cagey. I say he bears watchin'.

Dinny

[threebag]

Better than a smellway troll job.

[Fire Me Boy!]

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

You started it, FMB. Got pantsed, clown-shod until you look like the guy in pawnmower's avy.

In all fairness, this is no average n00b. ****er's been here before and he's cagey. I say he bears watchin'.

Dinny

I'm not sure I completely agree with your assessment. The thread he posted did not claim "BREAKING NEWS" and then say "I got nothing." My thread, while definitely pretty worthless, at least had a point. It also generated some conversation. This thread has no point and is generally complaints about Nickhead's threads.

[threebag]

Well in all fairness to nickhead, it was probably just white victim

[Hammock Parties]

Better than a smellway troll job.

I created exclusive, premium content for this site yesterday.

You are a spoiled lot.

[rico]

http://img.memecdn.com/STOP-Hammer-Time_o_119882.jpg

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

I'm not sure I completely agree with your assessment. The thread he posted did not claim "BREAKING NEWS" and then say "I got nothing." My thread, while definitely pretty worthless, at least had a point. It also generated some conversation. This thread has no point and is generally complaints about Nickhead's threads.

Nah, Dawg. Them's some real snazzy clown shoes that Nick picked out. You should feel honored he invested so much time selecting them. Wear them with pride.

You look fabulous. And when you look fabulous, you feel fabulous. This should be a springboard to a tremendously fabulous day.

Enjoy.

Dinny

[Perineum Ripper]

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[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

Thought you were going to comment on demarcus ware being out at least a month with a fracture

[notorious]

The biggest warning sign was a "new" poster rolling up that many posts and threads in a very short about of time.

[tooge]

This is a ban worthy offense. I clicked on it, like many did, to see what the news was. Misleading thread title at the very least. Please ban this fucksdick

[Tombstone RJ]

Quality thread, would read again.

[loochy]

jingle ban

jingle ban

ban him all the way

oh what fun

it is to ban

a n00b on his first day

HEY

[HemiEd]

Shit like this is gonna get your thread privileges revoked.

As it should. This place has been overcome with n00bs running amuk. We need Endelt, Skip and Shane069 back to clean things up a bit.

[scho63]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-M4wUoM3O67w/T9jk6y-LzYI/AAAAAAAABFI/0GRJWHC2wM4/s1600/KirbyThor1410.jpg

[Fish]

JFC... his thread starting privileges already.....

[Titty Meat]

OP is a faggot

[ChiTown]

Just M.U. his ass. That generally does the trick

[alpha_omega]

Proud to admit that i was not surprised at all to click on this thread and there was no content. In fact, i was expecting it to be total BS.

[Ming the Merciless]

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[gblowfish]

"Lick Me Where I Fart." - Mrs. Green-Johnson, Home Room Teacher

[Pasta Little Brioni]

What's the Australian name for turd?

[scho63]

What's the Australian name for turd?

Turd mate

[Bowser]

http://www.quotehd.com/imagequotes/authors84/tmb/ric-keller-quote-i-got-nothing-sorry.jpg

disqus :D

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[tx4chiefs]

I got nothing either, sorry.

[threebag]

Bubble guts

[Nickhead]

i was gonna let this thread be, but:

have you ever heard of the forum slide?

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:D

[listopencil]

I'm not sure I completely agree with your assessment. The thread he posted did not claim "BREAKING NEWS" and then say "I got nothing." My thread, while definitely pretty worthless, at least had a point. It also generated some conversation. This thread has no point and is generally complaints about Nickhead's threads.

Your thread was a stream-of-consciousness conversation starter about cooking. It started off with ribs, whether or not you should use a smoker in the rain, and the differences between cooking outdoors and indoors. It had potential. This thread is just boring and stupid.

[carcosa]

http://www.quotehd.com/imagequotes/authors84/tmb/ric-keller-quote-i-got-nothing-sorry.jpg

disqus :D

You seem nice!!!

[displacedinMN]

Not every thought needs to be expressed.

Close the door between your brain and your hands.

[eDave]

Assume the controls! Nickhead.

Arghhl;lklk;jgurglegurglegurls!!!!

[Easy 6]

http://www.gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Forum/Banned_%20permabanned.gif

LMAO

[Iowanian]

I have a feeling your stay here is about to become.....more difficult.


You're like the guy who walks into jail for the first time with your pants pulled up to your nipples and says "hello bitches".....


I've heard before it will go easier for you if you...push out.

[MMXcalibur]

Which mod is he sucking off in order to keep starting threads?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Which mod is he sucking off in order to keep starting threads?

Just wait until you see his next one! ;)

[Ming the Merciless]

No one even cared about my ultimate warrior impersonation


Fuck all of you

I blame YOU nikhead

[dj56dt58]

Im a giant douche with a 2" penis

disqus :D

why are you telling us this?

[Dave Lane]

The biggest warning sign was a "new" poster rolling up that many posts and threads in a very short about of time.

This is not a new poster. I think I know who it is, but I'm not sure they were banned.

[Bwana]

This is not a new poster. I think I know who it is, but I'm not sure they were banned.

Really do tell. I can tell you this, there is No IP cross match on this dude.

[Gonzo]

Just wait until you see his next one! ;)

That cheating Aussie whore.

[Buzz]

It was the butler in the library?

[RealSNR]

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Chiefs Planet:

Come for the Chiefs talk.

Stay for the Pawnmower vocaroos.

[eDave]

No one even cared about my ultimate warrior impersonation


**** all of you

I blame YOU nikhead

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=12439395&postcount=49

[Nickhead]

I have a feeling your stay here is about to become.....more difficult.


You're like the guy who walks into jail for the first time with your pants pulled up to your nipples and says "hello bitches".....


I've heard before it will go easier for you if you...push out.
don't fret, i can already tell the new car smell is dissipating :D

This is not a new poster. I think I know who it is, but I'm not sure they were banned.
i love how people spend more time guessing which sock i am than they do their own laundry :D

Really do tell. I can tell you this, there is No IP cross match on this dude.
sometimes i wish i had been here before given all the paranoia that runs on the board :D

i think its time to call for my replacement: the greatest chiefs qb of all time

http://www.rcsportscards.com/uploads/6/0/8/7/6087117/s568872814488652156_p6668_i1_w1100.jpeg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

don't fret, i can already tell the new car smell is dissipating :D


i love how people spend more time guessing which sock i am than they do their own laundry :D


sometimes i wish i had been here before given all the paranoia that runs on the board :D

i think its time to call for my replacement: the greatest chiefs qb of all time

http://www.rcsportscards.com/uploads/6/0/8/7/6087117/s568872814488652156_p6668_i1_w1100.jpeg

It's like lunch time where you're at. Could you make me a fried bologna sammy?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Are you on Bloke's Advice, btw?

[Nickhead]

It's like lunch time where you're at. Could you make me a fried bologna sammy?

i wouldnt know where to find it at the store, dunno if its sold here. i could pick up a can of spam for ya :D

[Mr. Flopnuts]

i wouldnt know where to find it at the store, dunno if its sold here. i could pick up a can of spam for ya :D

I'm not Hawaiian, but it's pretty close. Fried kangaroo sammy?

[Nickhead]

ROO IS AWESOME.

especially when i make roo jerky.

[carcosa]

Crikey! Lol

[KS Smitty]

Not only is this not "breaking" it's also not news.

[carcosa]

Not only is this not "breaking" it's also not news.

Whoa........

U sure???

[Easy 6]

Chiefs Planet:

Come for the Chiefs talk.

Stay for the Pawnmower vocaroos.

LMAO could've cut a minute to tighten it up... but that was great work nonetheless

[Pasta Little Brioni]

The hell is wrong with you

[Nickhead]

Whoa........

U sure???

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrMKudbVIAARxOQ.jpg

by the way everyone was talking, i thought they'd be happy for once :D

[DaNewGuy]

I think we've all grown here

[Nickhead]

Which mod is he sucking off in order to keep starting threads?

http://i0.wp.com/www.ecigs.net.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/20160720_153236.jpg?resize=600%2C600

ROFL:clap:

in fairness to me. if i were posting at normal times, like most of you, most of my threads would be buried to page three in two minutes. but because i post while most of you are sleeping, im getting my groove on, and not many people to do the forum slide with me, i can see how it appears (at some times warranted), that i post too much. i have been 'foruming' for about ten years, and have learned to just 'jump right in'. this may rub some the wrong way. just know its all in fun. and for those that like tough love...



:D it is nice to know when you awake and get on the pc, you see me talking to you :D

[Pasta Little Brioni]

But who's multiple are you

[DaNewGuy]

But who's multiple are you

MotherfuckerJones?

[Gonzo]

Jesus for the last time... He's not a Mult, (unless mothefuckerjones moved to Australia). His IP checks out. He's posting in a shack next to the lead singer from Men at Work and Olivia Newton John.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Jesus for the last time... He's not a Mult, (unless mothe****erjones moved to Australia). His IP checks out. He's posting in a shack next to the lead singer from Men at Work and Olivia Newton John.

Are you suggesting Colin Hay and ONJ are together? This could be bigger than the Brangelina breakup!

[loochy]

Jesus for the last time... He's not a Mult, (unless mothe****erjones moved to Australia). His IP checks out. He's posting in a shack next to the lead singer from Men at Work and Olivia Newton John.

He's not even an American? BAN HIM!

[ChiTown]

Jesus for the last time... He's not a Mult, (unless mothe****erjones moved to Australia). His IP checks out. He's posting in a shack next to the lead singer from Men at Work and Olivia Newton John.

ROFL

[NJChiefsFan]

Mother****erJones?

He really reminds you of Jones?

[DaNewGuy]

He really reminds you of Jones?

Yea id imagine this is what MFJ would be like when he's on mood stabilizers

[threebag]

LMAO

[Gonzo]

GODDAMMIT He's not a Mult. Seriously, he's living in a grass hut in Australia next to Paul Hogan and Meryl Streep's dingo.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I like this Aussie punk. He's like AussieChiefsFan but on crack. I had to yank those thread startin privs, but he'll earn them back. He's a little bat shit crazy, but at least he allows his to show out loud rather than keeping it in like the rest of us crazy fucks.

And like Gonzo said, his IP checks out. He's posting from a hut in Tazmania next door to Steve Irwin's crazy uncle, and the feces of Cate Blanchett.

[Bwana]

Jesus for the last time... He's not a Mult, (unless mothe****erjones moved to Australia). His IP checks out. He's posting in a shack next to the lead singer from Men at Work and Olivia Newton John.

Perhaps next to Colin Hay, but Ron Strykert has been living down the road in Livingston, MT for years.

http://www.krtv.com/story/31463276/former-men-at-work-pop-star-in-montana-is-on-the-rise

[Nickhead]

I like this Aussie punk. He's like AussieChiefsFan but on crack. I had to yank those thread startin privs, but he'll earn them back. He's a little bat shit crazy, but at least he allows his to show out loud rather than keeping it in like the rest of us crazy fucks.

And like Gonzo said, his IP checks out. He's posting from a hut in Tazmania next door to Steve Irwin's crazy uncle, and the feces of Cate Blanchett.

i was trying to keep that a secret. i see how many whinge about privileges. now im gonna have to deal with all the neener neeners out there :D

and technically, its not a hut, its a grass house on a hillside. this way there is no need for plumbing, my downhill neighbor may beg to differ.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

i was trying to keep that a secret. i see how many whinge about privileges. now im gonna have to deal with all the neener neeners out there :D

and technically, its not a hut, its a grass house on a hillside. this way there is no need for plumbing, my downhill neighbor may beg to differ.

LMAO

[RealSNR]

Errol Flynn was also from Tasmania

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Jesus for the last time... He's not a Mult, (unless mothe****erjones moved to Australia). His IP checks out. He's posting in a shack next to the lead singer from Men at Work and Olivia Newton John.

ROFL I spit my food out.

[Buzz]

Why didn't you make your user name NickDundee and since your dumbazz can't start a thread, how about we turn this into "ask the n00b in Australia anything" thread.

I'll start with do you drink Fosters beer?

[Nickhead]

we dont drink that shit, we export it to the usa :D

[Bwana]

Why didn't you make your user name NickDundee and since your dumbazz can't start a thread, how about we turn this into "ask the n00b in Australia anything" thread.

I'll start with do you drink Fosters beer?

Are they still making that swill? :hmmm:

[Nickhead]

crown, XXXX, and VB beers :D

[Buzz]

Are they still making that swill? :hmmm:

I have seen the commercials, never had it. :shrug:

[Rasputin]

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A thread about nothing.

Inerdasting.

[Buzz]

A thread about nothing.

Inerdasting.


Meh, this or watch the Royals choke.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

It's Aussie Chief fan returned, so yeah it's a mult. Dude had the same av at one time ROFL

[Nickhead]

It's Aussie Chief fan returned, so yeah it's a mult. Dude had the same av at one time ROFL

or am i? ;)

i just sent a pm to aussie chief fan and it didnt tell me i cannot send a pm to myself.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

or am i? ;)

Welcome back bud. You can confirm through PM and i will keep it
safe. Will only tell the chief of the nult police SR ;)

[Nickhead]

his stats say last post 2014, but last logged in earlier this year. i hope the blokes all good. does anyone keep in contact with him?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

A dingo ate his internet so no

[Nickhead]

bunch of savages!

[Gonzo]

Motherfucker... How many times do I have to tell you people???

He's not a Mult. He's posting from a mud and clay qwanset-hut next door to Kylie Minogue and a jar of Vegemite used by Errol Flynn.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Confirmed mod mult. Letting SR know before i am nuked from otbit.

[Gonzo]

Ok. Just to prove a point.

Here.

[Nickhead]

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[Nickhead]

had the thread re-titled to better suit the crowd here.

https://drscdn.500px.org/photo/3205152/q%3D80_m%3D1500/b2c4d633c83a5e8c5e9610af1c7181ba

:D

[Mr. Flopnuts]

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You know what's great about handjobs from 11 year olds?


Small hands make your dick look bigger!

[Buzz]

Givinghead seems nice, I'm sure he likes sausage.

[Nickhead]

You know what's great about handjobs from 11 year olds?


Small hands make your dick look bigger!

my wife has small hands. this is the joke i made that made her fall in love with me:D

[Nickhead]

Givinghead seems nice, I'm sure he likes sausage.

tech-nick-ly nick is a term for stealing :D

[Buzz]

tech-nick-ly nick is a term for stealing :D

Hands up?

[Nickhead]

i do yell to our boys downstairs if their chickies are here: HAND CHECK! :D

[Nickhead]

just realized, i have to miss the chiefs game, late games i am at work.. this sucks.

[Coochie liquor]

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[Coochie liquor]

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[TLO]

Where is Nicky? Havent seen him around lately.
Posted via Mobile Device

[Dartgod]

Where is Nicky? Havent seen him around lately.
Posted via Mobile Device

He got himself bant for a week.

[scho63]

He got himself bant for a week.

Ban hammers raining down all over.

Lot's of extra frisky CP'ers recently......:hmmm: