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TLO
09-21-2016, 07:53 AM
I've been sitting here waiting to see the doctor for almost an hour and a half. I was one of the first people in the door this morning, and no other patients have been taken back to see this particular physician. What could he be doing?

Poll coming.

Mike in SW-MO
09-21-2016, 07:58 AM
Finishing rounds at the hospital?

mikeyis4dcats.
09-21-2016, 08:00 AM
probably got a late start and had a drug rep waiting for him

allen_kcCard
09-21-2016, 08:01 AM
Your mom got there earlier.

mrbiggz
09-21-2016, 08:19 AM
emails

tooge
09-21-2016, 08:20 AM
Your mom got there earlier.

Winner!

threebag
09-21-2016, 08:28 AM
Checking Inmens prostate

threebag
09-21-2016, 08:29 AM
Pumping Clays stomach

threebag
09-21-2016, 08:29 AM
Teaching DeBerg how to start better threads than big smoke

TLO
09-21-2016, 08:29 AM
Treating Dane's sex addiction

TLO
09-21-2016, 08:30 AM
Prescribing rico more Ritalin

BlackHelicopters
09-21-2016, 08:30 AM
"Interviewing" 22 year old Nurse Assistants.

TLO
09-21-2016, 08:31 AM
Jerking hogs with Hog Farmer

threebag
09-21-2016, 08:32 AM
Hog farmer doesn't share, he is going to take his hog and go home.

TLO
09-21-2016, 08:34 AM
Hanging with Billay at Harpos

threebag
09-21-2016, 08:37 AM
Billay is playin pin cushion right now. He has about 4 or 5 dicks stuck in him.

Kman34
09-21-2016, 09:10 AM
I selected all choices

Perineum Ripper
09-21-2016, 09:14 AM
I selected all choices

Multitasking for the win

srvy
09-21-2016, 09:29 AM
Why are you still sitting there after a hour and a half?

Gonzo
09-21-2016, 09:34 AM
Go get a nurse and ask if you were forgotten about dude.

LoneWolf
09-21-2016, 09:36 AM
Did you have an appointment or did you just walk in?

dj56dt58
09-21-2016, 10:01 AM
no "posting on chiefsplanet" option?

KCFalcon59
09-21-2016, 10:16 AM
Obviously taking head from one of his nurses while pooping.

The Franchise
09-21-2016, 10:16 AM
Trying to figure out why they gave you your thread starting privileges back.

TLO
09-21-2016, 10:20 AM
Trying to figure out why they gave you your thread starting privileges back.

LMAO

You're persistent if nothing else.

gblowfish
09-21-2016, 10:42 AM
I had my six month check this AM. My doctor looked like shit. Like he hadn't slept in three days and he was limping.

My great grandfather outlived three of his doctors.

He's one of my heroes.

threebag
09-21-2016, 10:44 AM
I've been sitting here waiting to see the doctor for almost an hour and a half.

Pole coming.

Gerbil removal?

threebag
09-22-2016, 04:39 PM
Well are you still waiting for him to thumb pop your fart box?

big nasty kcnut
09-22-2016, 05:18 PM
Are the nurses hot?

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-22-2016, 05:48 PM
Pumping the semen from Clays stomach


Fixed

tx4chiefs
09-22-2016, 06:13 PM
Doctor's offices open early and pile the patients in. The doctor doesn't get there until much later. But it's better than afternoon appointments, where he is backed up from all day.

lewdog
09-22-2016, 06:52 PM
You should be spending more time researching how to avoid chicks with Herpes.

scho63
09-22-2016, 07:13 PM
I got some bloodwork done Monday and the black nurse at Labcorp stuck the needle so deep in my right arm she hit a nerve. It was like a hot electric shock. She went directly in the center like she was shooting me up with heroin. All the prior bloodwork I have ever had they took if from the right portion of my arm much closer to the outside.

My right arm is sore and I have shock and pain that is traveling down my forearm from the inside of my right arm down to the outside of my palm along my thumb and to my thumb on the outside. She also left a good bruise that I never get.

I'm so pissed as this never happened in the 70 times or more I have had blood work and the last nurse was an Indian women who I never even felt the needle.

I called my doctor and if there is any permanent damage I'm calling a lawyer.

Has anyone ever had a nerve hit from a bloodtest and how long did the pain last?

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-22-2016, 07:46 PM
I got some bloodwork done Monday and the black nurse at Labcorp stuck the needle so deep in my right arm she hit a nerve. It was like a hot electric shock. She went directly in the center like she was shooting me up with heroin. All the prior bloodwork I have ever had they took if from the right portion of my arm much closer to the outside.

My right arm is sore and I have shock and pain that is traveling down my forearm from the inside of my right arm down to the outside of my palm along my thumb and to my thumb on the outside. She also left a good bruise that I never get.

I'm so pissed as this never happened in the 70 times or more I have had blood work and the last nurse was an Indian women who I never even felt the needle.

I called my doctor and if there is any permanent damage I'm calling a lawyer.

Has anyone ever had a nerve hit from a bloodtest and how long did the pain last?

Hmmm, black nurse , maybe she's racist and was giving you the black lives matter needle stick. Sue their ass !

loochy
09-22-2016, 08:08 PM
Squeezing in walk ins
Dealing with moron patients
Dealing with patients that come in for multiple symptoms
Dealing with calendar creep from late patients
Completing charting activities
Dealing with staff screw ups (particularly nurses)

Does that suffice or do I need to go ask my wife?

threebag
09-22-2016, 08:09 PM
Fixed

Lol, thats what i meant. :thumb:

Fire Me Boy!
09-23-2016, 06:12 AM
Performing a cranial-rectal correction procedure on Nickhead.

MahiMike
09-23-2016, 07:01 AM
Meeting with the drug reps. Doctors are highly paid pushers.

gblowfish
09-23-2016, 10:53 AM
I'm so pissed as this never happened in the 70 times or more I have had blood work and the last nurse was an Indian women who I never even felt the needle.

I called my doctor and if there is any permanent damage I'm calling a lawyer.

Has anyone ever had a nerve hit from a bloodtest and how long did the pain last?

I have really deep veins, and lots of times they have to stick me three or four times before they can get a draw. Two days ago, it was a four shot sitting. Two in the left arm, one in the right, then they finally took it out of my right hand. Those hurt like a bitch. And the flu shot they gave me put a big welt in my arm. Still sore two days later. My advice to you young bucks. Don't get old, and try to be as healthy as you can.

el borracho
09-23-2016, 11:32 AM
he's on Chiefsplanet, lol.

cabletech94
09-23-2016, 05:23 PM
i don't know why i'm even asking this......

can we please get an update?

clay needs to know if he could have teh aids...............

scho63
09-24-2016, 08:17 AM
I have really deep veins, and lots of times they have to stick me three or four times before they can get a draw. Two days ago, it was a four shot sitting. Two in the left arm, one in the right, then they finally took it out of my right hand. Those hurt like a bitch. And the flu shot they gave me put a big welt in my arm. Still sore two days later. My advice to you young bucks. Don't get old, and try to be as healthy as you can.

I'm lucky, my veins are all close to the surface and 99.9% of the time it's easy peasy. This time the nurse really screwed up and my wrist and forearm is killing me this morning. Like lightning bolts and pain each time I fully extend my right arm. I use my right arm to spray marking paint on properties as my job. I'm going back to my doctor to see what I can do and calling an attorney to be on standby in case it doesn't heal. Really sucks! :cuss:

TLO
09-24-2016, 09:04 AM
i don't know why i'm even asking this......

can we please get an update?

clay needs to know if he could have teh aids...............

Upper respiratory infection - I'm good now. 👍

threebag
09-24-2016, 09:26 AM
http://viralrad.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/no_your_eyes_are_not_playing_tricks_on_you_640_23.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni
09-24-2016, 10:42 AM
He's been eating pussy since 8

Rausch
09-24-2016, 10:43 AM
Meeting with drug rheps he's about to give you for free...

Rausch
09-24-2016, 10:44 AM
http://viralrad.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/no_your_eyes_are_not_playing_tricks_on_you_640_23.jpg

I'd take a $1,000 deductable for that...

BlackHelicopters
09-24-2016, 10:47 AM
Hell. I deduct every thing. I just pay with a business credit card. Make it easy on your accountant . Mileage on the weekend ? Stop by the office first.

FlaChief58
09-24-2016, 10:55 AM
He was breaking off a piece at home, had to smoke a bowl before showering and had a nutritional breakfast. By now he was late and when he went to start his benz, nothing. As he posts on the planet, he checked the fetzer valve and blinker fluid to no avail. 20 minutes later he hopped into his backup car, the 2015 BMW. Its old but gets the job done in an emergency. After his 60 second commute, he arrives at the office where he has to have his nurse bring him his coffee and read the latest medical jouney while he surf's porn hub for some new moves. Around 11:30, he's ready to see his first patient.

I hope this helps

SAUTO
09-24-2016, 10:00 PM
I got some bloodwork done Monday and the black nurse at Labcorp stuck the needle so deep in my right arm she hit a nerve. It was like a hot electric shock. She went directly in the center like she was shooting me up with heroin. All the prior bloodwork I have ever had they took if from the right portion of my arm much closer to the outside.

My right arm is sore and I have shock and pain that is traveling down my forearm from the inside of my right arm down to the outside of my palm along my thumb and to my thumb on the outside. She also left a good bruise that I never get.

I'm so pissed as this never happened in the 70 times or more I have had blood work and the last nurse was an Indian women who I never even felt the needle.

I called my doctor and if there is any permanent damage I'm calling a lawyer.

Has anyone ever had a nerve hit from a bloodtest and how long did the pain last?
Why did you include the nurses races?

SAUTO
09-24-2016, 10:03 PM
I'd take a $1,000 deductable for that...

Where is the one on the rights arm?

She's damn near elbow deep

SAUTO
09-24-2016, 10:04 PM
http://viralrad.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/no_your_eyes_are_not_playing_tricks_on_you_640_23.jpg

The one on the right

threebag
09-24-2016, 10:09 PM
So was Pep's doctor.

Baby Lee
09-24-2016, 10:39 PM
What is my doctor doing? - POLL

No idea what's going on in here, but every time I see this thread title, the song 'Moon River' jumps into my head.

PunkinDrublic
09-25-2016, 07:05 AM
Figuring out a way to tell you that you have AIDS.

TLO
09-25-2016, 08:22 AM
Where is the one on the rights arm?

She's damn near elbow deep

LMAO

threebag
09-25-2016, 12:48 PM
Where is the one on the rights arm?

She's damn near elbow deep

Cheaper than an X-ray