Great time killer, and you can help me babysit.

[joesomebody]

Hey guys, our goldens had 11 puppies over the weekend. To better keep an eye on them during working hours (I'm coming home every day at lunch), we set up a webcam.

If you want to watch a bunch of golden retriever puppies and their momma:

http://www.thepuppies.net

http://i65.tinypic.com/144cqb.jpg

Feel free to email me via the contact link or message me here if you see anything I need to be aware of. Hard to watch 24 hours a day.

[Pointer19]

Hello, Mrs. Joesomebody and pups!

[Rain Man]

We're not going to see them bringing down an elk or anything, right? I'm pretty sensitive.

[Pointer19]

They're moving!!

[Bugeater]

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

[Easy 6]

They're crapping all over your new carpet, better drown them in the creek

[Pointer19]

They're crapping all over your new carpet, better drown them in the creek

Laughed out loud here.

[Rain Man]

Who was the naked woman that just walked by? I'm still catching up on the plot.

[Bugeater]

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
Never mind, I see a thread of yours regarding an engagement ring from 2012.

[joesomebody]

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

I've been here all along...

[Rain Man]

A big dog just showed up.

[Rain Man]

The big dog is lying down next to the little dogs. There's chaos right now.

[Rain Man]

Two puppies went the wrong way! They're lost! They're all the way on the wrong side of the blanket!

[Rain Man]

Now a cat just walked by!

[joesomebody]

You are hired Rain Man. I can pay you in puppies. Actualy if you'll take the cat, I'll pay you in cat.

[C3HIEF3S]

Titties are being sucked!

[C3HIEF3S]

In all seriousness, what are you going to be doing with the 11 puppies?

[joesomebody]

I've already got a waiting list. Was amazing how many people wanted one.

[Gonzo]

Take it from a guy that's raised 6 generations of bird dogs.

BUY A KIDDIE POOL NOW.
One of those plastic blue bastards.

The pups can't get out in a week and half once they start waking and it gives momma dog some more room.

Then you'll want to make your own feeding kennel when they get a bit bigger and can start jumping.
Use wood or hard plastic so they won't chew it. Never plywood or anything that can splinter.

Cedar is usually my choice. It absorbs the puppy stink.

[joesomebody]

Thanks Gonzo. Can use all the help I can get!

[dj56dt58]

they are synchronized sleeping right now

[dj56dt58]

did u just walk by in your underwear followed by momma dog?

[stevieray]

....reminds me of the watering hole in Africa thread.

[joesomebody]

....reminds me of the watering hole in Africa thread.This house will be down one cat if that happens.

[Easy 6]

....reminds me of the watering hole in Africa thread.

That was a genuine sensation at the time

The funniest part though, is the conversation it generated far exceeded the action on camera

"Here comes a boar family! and they're just kinda milling around drinking and not doing much at all"

I wonder whatever happened to Chagrin, last time I remember seeing him post was after his big trip to Russia, which was a good thread of its own

[joesomebody]

This is in the plans when they're older. Thanks to Gonzo, I now know I need a kiddy pool anyway. http://tinyurl.com/gr8ktre

[Buzz]

are you worried about the pup on the right not eating? Looks like the runt and how many tits on a dog? 10 tits and eleven dogs?

[joesomebody]

are you worried about the pup on the right not eating? Looks like the runt and how many tits on a dog? 10 tits and eleven dogs?
We try to keep an eye on them. Any time I see one off on his own I move him back over to eat. I'll go take a look though.

[stevieray]

This house will be down one cat if that happens.

LMAO

Pup second from the left was digging the milk,,,his lil tail was WAGGIN!

[stevieray]

I wonder whatever happened to Chagrin

:hmmm:

[joesomebody]

As a heads up, we shut the cam off when we go to bed and turn it back on in the morning.

[scho63]

SON OF A BITCH! I JUST STARTING WATCHING AND THEN A PEYTON MANNING COMMERCIAL CAME ON FOR PUPPY CHOW!

[scho63]

As a heads up, we shut the cam off when we go to bed and turn it back on in the morning.

NO NO NO THAT'S REALLY THE ONLY REASON I'M WATCHING!

[Sorter]

We try to keep an eye on them. Any time I see one off on his own I move him back over to eat. I'll go take a look though.

Give him TRT.

Chael Sonnen says it works fine.

[Rain Man]

As a heads up, we shut the cam off when we go to bed and turn it back on in the morning.

Then how do we watch the dogs at night? That's when some of the most dangerous predators are active.

[joesomebody]

I don't think I have night vision anyway :( just a cheap 20$ camera from amazon.

[Pointer19]

Is it off or frozen?

[Rain Man]

Is it off or frozen?

Sometimes the dogs don't move very much. Keep watching.

[joesomebody]

It's off. Sorry. Will be back on tomorrow morning.

[Al Czervik]

Beautiful Mom and puppies Joe....
Our Golden is 3 1/2 and weighs 85 pounds....small horse
Best hunter I ever had.....

[joesomebody]

Beautiful Mom and puppies Joe....
Our Golden is 3 1/2 and weighs 85 pounds....small horse
Best hunter I ever had.....
One of the best dogs for sure. Mine are more medium sized. Dad and mom weigh about 70 lbs each.

I had a golden that weighed in at around 110 while I was in the Air Force. Not fat either.

[joesomebody]

For a blast from the past:

When Chiefsplanet helped me name the dad of these pups:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=173931

Spoiler, Rainman went with Barney.


This thread is from when the dad got out of my backyard when I was in college and doing laundry:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=216153

[Simply Red]

you seem nice!

[Nickhead]

As a heads up, we shut the cam off when we go to bed and turn it back on in the morning.

what the fucking good is it for me, if you shut it off at night. im just getting up :D

[joesomebody]

what the ****ing good is it for me, if you shut it off at night. im just getting up :D

Sorry! It's on now.

[Mr. Plow]

Not to alarm you, but many of the puppies seem to be attacking the mom's stomach area. It seems to be a coordinated attack that they have set up. They've placed markers on the mom to signify weak points in her stomach that almost look like nipples.

[Mr. Plow]

Rest easy everyone, the attack has been called off for nap time.

[Pointer19]

They sleep too much. You should get them checked out. ;)

Is this just a ploy for ad money? ROFL

[RealSNR]

SON OF A BITCH! I JUST STARTING WATCHING AND THEN A PEYTON MANNING COMMERCIAL CAME ON FOR HORSE CHOW!

FYP

[Mr. Plow]

The cat just showed up. Looked like he was trying to decide which one to eat. You should kill the cat.

[Mr. Plow]

Mom just laid on 3 of the puppies.

Damnit, I'm going to be watching this all day.

[RealSNR]

are you worried about the pup on the right not eating? Looks like the runt and how many tits on a dog? 10 tits and eleven dogs?

Andy Reid runs the feeding plan. The runt will get his milk 3-4 times a day by hanging out on the right edge like that, but it will be ineffectively squirted at him from the mother at a bad time when all the other pups will see it coming.

[Pointer19]

Mama is kicking the Scheiss out of the pups.

[Mr. Plow]

The attack is back on.

[joesomebody]

It's amazing how fast they grow. They've more than doubled in size in 4 days.

[WhawhaWhat]

11 babies? What a slut.

[joesomebody]

11 babies? What a slut.Only one daddy though!

[Simply Red]

It'd be really creepy if a clown showed up all of the sudden. Epic tho.

[joesomebody]

It'd be really creepy if a clown showed up all of the sudden. Epic tho.That would not be cool at all...

[Simply Red]

That would not be cool at all...

:D

[Rain Man]

I think the mother dog built a tent since last night. Animals can be so clever.

[Rain Man]

I haven't seen the cat in a while. Maybe you should go check.

[joesomebody]

I haven't seen the cat in a while. Maybe you should go check.I'm more worried about seeing the cat than not. He's nuts.

[CaliforniaChief]

It's a pretty simple life for mama. Nice diversion. I love Goldens. I have a 5 year old girl...sweetest thing.

[Kman34]

Dress the cat in a Clown suit.... Now that would be funny..:D

[joesomebody]

Dress the cat in a Clown suit.... Now that would be funny..:D
The wife bought it a pumpkin suit thing. Cat hates it.

[eDave]

This is better than Fear The Walking Dead.

[Simply Red]

I wonder whatever happened to Chagrin?


Oh you mean Mr. Kotter?

[Mr. Plow]

This is better than Fear The Walking Dead.

I've got like 4 episodes sitting on my DVR. Not sure I'll ever watch them.

[Mr. Plow]

I keep checking in hoping to see some Puppy/Cat royal rumble going on, but every time I look they are all just laying there.

[LiL stumppy]

Where the hell is Lexington the cat? I haven't seen the basterd once and I want to see it around the puppies. Put it in there for me please. Thx

[Hydrae]

Where the hell is Lexington the cat? I haven't seen the basterd once and I want to see it around the puppies. Put it in there for me please. Thx

I saw it! Just now. :)

And dad is there with a Chiefs bandana on. Very nice.

[ClevelandBronco]

Is she supposed to be eating the puppies like that?

[Hydrae]

We had a breakout! One of the puppies crawled out on the left side. Mommy went over there but I couldn't see what she did. I don't think she got that one back though.

[Hydrae]

She must have put the escapee back, I count 11 little heads. Crisis averted by a good mother!

[joesomebody]

Shutting the reality show down early tonight. See you tomorrow.

[Pointer19]

Just missed it.

Out of curiosity.. Why turn it off at night? Afraid you'll sleepwalk on cam in the nude?

[cabletech94]

i want a puppy!!!!!!

[Rain Man]

Where the hell is Lexington the cat? I haven't seen the basterd once and I want to see it around the puppies. Put it in there for me please. Thx

Cool, I was wondering what the cat's name is.

Do we get to name the puppies? If so, can you move the camera closer so we can better understand their personalities and character?

[joesomebody]

Cool, I was wondering what the cat's name is.

Do we get to name the puppies? If so, can you move the camera closer so we can better understand their personalities and character?They'll have collars in week or so. Each with a unique color to keep track.

In a couple weeks they're moving down to the basement, so they can run around to their hearts content.

As for naming, current plan is to name them for members of the 2015 Royals.

[joesomebody]

Just missed it.

Out of curiosity.. Why turn it off at night? Afraid you'll sleepwalk on cam in the nude?When the pups move to the basement, I can see leaving it on 24/7. Right now, they're in my dining room. Which we have to walk through between living room and kitchen.

It's just nice at night watching tv and having dinner without having to think about people watching you.

Amazingly enough, we've had over 2000 people watch this cam now, and every continent but Antarctica is represented.

As for night time, we turn the lights off anyway, so doubt there'd be much to see.

[Rain Man]

They'll have collars in week or so. Each with a unique color to keep track.

In a couple weeks they're moving down to the basement, so they can run around to their hearts content.

As for naming, current plan is to name them for members of the 2015 Royals.

What about the girl dogs? Are there girl dogs? They should be named after famous women novelists or something.

[joesomebody]

What about the girl dogs? Are there girl dogs? They should be named after famous women novelists or something.So not Salvadora Perez? Moosette?

[TimeForWasp]

These puppies need numbers on them so we know which one to cheer for.

[joesomebody]

These puppies need numbers on them so we know which one to cheer for.Weighing them and putting colored bands on them tonight possibly. May still be too small.

[cabletech94]

Weighing them and putting colored bands on them tonight possibly. May still be too small.

i still want a puppy!!!!

[joesomebody]

i still want a puppy!!!!
Roadtrip to Baltimore?

[joesomebody]

Weighing them and putting colored bands on them tonight possibly. May still be too small.
Alright. They've got their collars.

The three boys are sporting Royals Blue, Chiefs Red and Not Raiders Black.

The one in black is biggest of all of them at 1.46 lbs

[Dartgod]

Your undies are showing.

[DaneMcCloud]

Take it from a guy that's raised 6 generations of bird dogs.

6 generations? Holy cow!

I have two yellow Labs, now ages 11 and 13. They're both still active and healthy but it's going to absolutely crush me when one or both pass.

[joesomebody]

http://i65.tinypic.com/144cqb.jpg

[joesomebody]

Your undies are showing.
Ooops.

[DaneMcCloud]

Only one daddy though!

Gotta name one of them Duggar

[EPodolak]

Heh...looks like little Hos got lost and found under the blanket. All's well.

[lewdog]

Bath time!!!!

[RealSNR]

You only have two pitchers represented in your list of dog names, and they're Danny Duffy (who had a down year in 2015) and Chris Young.

Not judging, but just saying...

It's criminal that "Davis" isn't on the list.

[Simply Red]

....reminds me of the watering hole in Africa thread.

this was still around about a yr. ago - haven't checked lately - I think the URL changed, somewhat.

[joesomebody]

You only have two pitchers represented in your list of dog names, and they're Danny Duffy (who had a down year in 2015) and Chris Young.

Not judging, but just saying...

It's criminal that "Davis" isn't on the list.
You aren't wrong. Chris Young was a stud in the World series. Duffy did have a down year.

I have 11 puppies. 8 are female.

I tried to go with as gender neutral names as I could for the females.

Davis or Wade is the only criminal name missing from that group of pitchers.

Actually, Kelvin/Herrera are missing as well, and that is wrong.

I had three boy puppies, and I went with my 3 favorite Royals for those names.

[DaneMcCloud]

This is the greatest thread in Chiefsplanet history for me and my family.

Thanks for sharing!

[Couch-Potato]

I'm curious as to what service you used to create and post the live stream site?

[Hydrae]

I think the camera is stuck. Have not seen any movement from anyone in a while and Regen is just starting towards the camera.

Makes for a boring time waster and must be fixed!

[Hydrae]

I think the camera is stuck. Have not seen any movement from anyone in a while and Regen is just starting towards the camera.

Makes for a boring time waster and must be fixed!

Camera is still frozen! :sulk:

[joesomebody]

I'm curious as to what service you used to create and post the live stream site?It's called Daily Motion.

I tried several others first, twitch worked really well but they kicked us off because we weren't "gaming" content.

dacast was good, but it wasn't free.

So far I'm very happy with dailymotion.com

[joesomebody]

Camera is still frozen! :sulk:

I forgot to plug in the usb cord this morning before work. Had to wait until lunch time to go home and check on them.

[DJ's left nut]

Want. Yellow. Collared. Dog.

[dj56dt58]

all awake all getting some lunch from mom

[DJ's left nut]

all awake all getting some lunch from mom

Except Moose, who clearly doesn't have the patience for this shit.

[CaliforniaChief]

I think Lo'Cain just injured his paw while nursing.

[Simply Red]

I want to see the cat or the dad!!

[joesomebody]

Except Moose, who clearly doesn't have the patience for this shit.I'm probably keeping Moose. Hoping he looks and acts just like the dad.

[Rain Man]

I want to see the cat or the dad!!

I've seen the cat. He's amazing.

[joesomebody]

Hos appears to finally be full and is now sleeping on his back dreaming.

[Rain Man]

http://i65.tinypic.com/144cqb.jpg

You need to put this in the OP so we can review the roster easier.

[DJ's left nut]

I'm probably keeping Moose. Hoping he looks and acts just like the dad.

Every now and then someone would hit him in the face with a butt and he would jostle. Otherwise I would've wondered if he was dead.

He is either chill as hell or just plain lazy.

[Hydrae]

You need to put this in the OP so we can review the roster easier.

It's on the page with the feed, what more do you want (other than to have him post it in yet another place!)?

[joesomebody]

Every now and then someone would hit him in the face with a butt and he would jostle. Otherwise I would've wondered if he was dead.

He is either chill as hell or just plain lazy.Otis, the dad, is whatever you want him to be. When it's time to play, swim, etc. he's ready to go and will play all day. When it's time to watch tv and relax, he's ready to do that. When it's time to sleep off the night before until noon, he's ready to do that.

Best dog ever.

[Rain Man]

It's on the page with the feed, what more do you want (other than to have him post it in yet another place!)?

I thought I'd seen it somewhere. But I can't distract myself when I'm looking at the dogs.

[joesomebody]

It's fleet week here in Baltimore. The Blue Angels are practicing for this weekend's show and buzzing the city non-stop. Really surprised Regen isn't going crazy. She usually hates loud noises.

[NewChief]

MY GOD!! THE PUPPIES ARE EATING THE MOTHER!! STOP THEM!!!




Oh... nevermind... they're just nursing.

[joesomebody]

The wife bought it a pumpkin suit thing. Cat hates it.Showed my wife this thread. She couldn't resist:

http://i66.tinypic.com/zks507.jpg

[SAUTO]

Why do you keep sticking your butthole in front of the camera?

[joesomebody]

Why do you keep sticking your butthole in front of the camera?Hoping there's a board proctologist. I'm cheap.

[dj56dt58]

god dammit just found out our Chihuahua is having puppies

[SAUTO]

god dammit just found out our Chihuahua is having puppies

Tea cup?

[joesomebody]

god dammit just found out our Chihuahua is having puppiesGood luck and congrats!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

*a wild hootie appears*

[Hydrae]

god dammit just found out our Chihuahua is having puppies

Not sure we will be able to see them when you set up the web cam! They may be too small. ROFL

[TimeForWasp]

Mother dog charged with child abandonment. Authorities say she was working the corner while the little ones were left alone unattended.

[Hydrae]

I can't read the sign. What does it say?

[Dartgod]

I can't read the sign. What does it say?

Mom's being irresponsible. Went to go party!! Cheers! :toast:

[joesomebody]

I can't read the sign. What does it say?

http://i66.tinypic.com/osrf3p.jpg

"Mom's being irresponsible. Went to party! Cheers!"

I believe this is my wife bragging to me that she gets off work early on Fridays.

[Hydrae]

Ah, thanks. I just could not get a good enough focus to read that. Be sure to tell your wife thanks for letting the viewers know that everything is fine (other than the whole bad mom thing).

[Pennywise]

http://i66.tinypic.com/osrf3p.jpg

"Mom's being irresponsible. Went to party! Cheers!"

I believe this is my wife bragging to me that she gets off work early on Fridays.

Waaaay cool! Great looking dogs. Salvador (red collar)is going to be a hell raising piss pot!

[joesomebody]

So as if the puppy cam wasn't enough of a distraction, now the blue angels are practicing right over my office.
http://i67.tinypic.com/r0a8tv.jpg
http://i68.tinypic.com/t9tgz6.jpg
http://i63.tinypic.com/n5ov9x.jpg

[Dartgod]

http://i66.tinypic.com/osrf3p.jpg

"Mom's being irresponsible. Went to party! Cheers!"

I believe this is my wife bragging to me that she gets off work early on Fridays.

ROFL Now there's an empty Bud Light can and empty bottle of Captain Morgan in front of the sign.

[stevieray]

http://i66.tinypic.com/osrf3p.jpg

"Mom's being irresponsible. Went to party! Cheers!"

I believe this is my wife bragging to me that she gets off work early on Fridays.

LMAO

[joesomebody]

This week's power rankings are out:

http://i65.tinypic.com/25sx75x.jpg

[TimeForWasp]

All players weighing under 2 pounds need to get on a weight training program right away. Or they will be on the pup list.

[joesomebody]

Just an FYI, we finally fixed the cam. With the new pin, it didn't work from the side anymore so I had to mount it to the ceiling.