Velcro will save the nfl

[Nickhead]

so, on the jersey's, there will be positive and negative velcro strips for offense and defense. in strategic locations. so if a defensive player puts his shoulders on the qb's knee's, the strips stick together. if a receiver puts his hands on a corners back shoulders as a push off, then the strips will stick. no need to question if it was a helmet to helmet hit.

the only problem is, i am having a hard time conceptualizing what the uniform and helmet may look like? i call on chiefsplanet to help design the new nfl uniform, to improve safety, and officiating consistency.

http://www.qiqi-toys.com/Uploads/goodsimg/201408/goods_img/Funny-Velcro-Suit-Wall-QSP-3270-3.jpg

not exactly like this, but break it up into about 85 parts and it would cover all penalty calls. as a matter of fact, embed them with led lighting. and then all you need is one referee. the one in the booth to hit the reset button between each play.

a start with the helmet may begin here:
http://www.365airsoftshop.com/userfiles/MH%20Maritime%20Helmet%20Velcro%20Tan1.jpg

:D

[Bugeater]

I want two of whatever you are on.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Kill yourself

[Baby Lee]

Kill yourself

Your avatar might be a superior idea to the OP. Make all NFL teams have animal mascots, then make the players wear that animal pelt as their uniform.

Don't know about player safety, but inebriated viewing would outstanding.

[Nickhead]

Your avatar might be a superior idea to the OP. Make all NFL teams have animal mascots, then make the players wear that animal pelt as their uniform.

thats the spirit. and being cuddly is a bonus :D

[JoeyChuckles]

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

What kind of shit you guys smoke down under

[kjwood75nro]

So when does Tom Brady come out and drink a bottle of cum?

[Nickhead]

So when does Tom Brady come out and drink a bottle of cum?

whats that have to do with velcro? thats just stupid :D

i never proposed alternate methods of penalizing the opposing teams, simply finding the culprit :D

[Nickhead]

and when they are down, they stay down ROFL

[eDave]

LMAO

I don't care what anyone says, I loves me some Nickhead. Oy.

[displacedinMN]

good in theory, but will make the game 6 hours long

[Rausch]

Your avatar might be a superior idea to the OP. Make all NFL teams have animal mascots, then make the players wear that animal pelt as their uniform.

Don't know about player safety, but inebriated viewing would outstanding.

I'm in...

[displacedinMN]

Seinfeld:


(pulls apart the Velcro blood pressure band)

MORTY: Ah! It's Velcro. I can't stand Velcro. It's that t-e-a-r-I-n-g sound. I used to be in raincoats. I refused to put that in any of my lines.

[Chief Roundup]

retarded

[threebag]

Did Big Smoke aka Dr Pepper get his name changed to Nickhead? I haven't seen Dr Pepper around.

[BlackHelicopters]

Disembowel yourserself with a red hot poker.

[threebag]

:D

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I can't tell if you're bat shit crazy, completely facetious, on drugs/alcohol, Australian's version of peyote whatever it is, or just a typical Aussie. Whatever it is, keep being you buddy! :toast:

[Chiefshrink]

good in theory, but will make the game 6 hours long

I have said all along the NFL will eventually legislate itself out of business as time goes on with all the trial lawyers coming after this billion dollar industry along with legislating the rules hamstringing the defenses more and more because the fans want high scores. The only rules I support are QBs being protected, helmet to helmet, trench play protecting the knees of O and D lineman and blind side blocking of defenseless players that have no chance of making a play. Now if they have a chance of making a play then you can blindside them.:D

Horse collar rule is just horse manure and I don't care if they cause knee injuries or not. They have adjusted that rule to now where all you have to do is just grab the back of the jersey not even in the collar and it's a penalty.

[scho63]

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/57788bff2bbcd7d91b59443d1faa55db

[ThaVirus]

Your avatar might be a superior idea to the OP. Make all NFL teams have animal mascots, then make the players wear that animal pelt as their uniform.

Don't know about player safety, but inebriated viewing would outstanding.

http://youtu.be/dHSJXq0PUJI

[BlackHelicopters]

Start doubling up on your Prozac.

[Anyong Bluth]

so, on the jersey's, there will be positive and negative velcro strips for offense and defense. in strategic locations. so if a defensive player puts his shoulders on the qb's knee's, the strips stick together. if a receiver puts his hands on a corners back shoulders as a push off, then the strips will stick. no need to question if it was a helmet to helmet hit.

the only problem is, i am having a hard time conceptualizing what the uniform and helmet may look like? i call on chiefsplanet to help design the new nfl uniform, to improve safety, and officiating consistency.

http://www.qiqi-toys.com/Uploads/goodsimg/201408/goods_img/Funny-Velcro-Suit-Wall-QSP-3270-3.jpg

not exactly like this, but break it up into about 85 parts and it would cover all penalty calls. as a matter of fact, embed them with led lighting. and then all you need is one referee. the one in the booth to hit the reset button between each play.

a start with the helmet may begin here:
http://www.365airsoftshop.com/userfiles/MH%20Maritime%20Helmet%20Velcro%20Tan1.jpg

:D
Others will make fun. I will applaud your inventive creativity even if it will never happen if for no other reason than Goddell won't let jersey sales take the hit so the players must continue to do so.

[loochy]

Tis r teh retart