DraftKings/Fanduel Officially Announce Merger

[Nzoner]

From the FWIW Department (http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/11/18/draftkings-fanduel-merger/)

[DJ's left nut]

Those idiots should've done that 2 years ago but a dick measuring contest cost them both tens of millions.

Had they not blown apart the airwaves advertising, they'd have probably stayed under the radar long enough to get whatever legal protections in place they needed to really come firing out of the gates. Instead they went after each other before they were ready, drew a ton of fire for admittedly shady stuff and really did a lot of damage to both parties.

Had either side been a little more levelheaded about things some time ago, they could've ensured that they were both stupidly wealthy.

[Prison Bitch]

What does this mean for Hootie?

[BlackHelicopters]

What will the name of the new company be? "Degenerate Gamblers United"?

[In58men]

Hopefully they start having different lineup contests to choose from, like 2 QBs or Superflex.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Garbage, corrupt sites

[tatorhog]

hey, at least there's still the Dan Bilzarian version of this league out there

[Rain Man]

Now their employees will win twice as much money!

[threebag]

What does this mean for Hootie?

Free Money Plays

[MMXcalibur]

Use promo code "Borrowed Time".

[Pasta Little Brioni]

What does this mean for Hootie?

LET ME USE MY FREE ROLLS! ROBBERY!

[BigRedChief]

They screwed this whole thing up by not allowing small time chumps like us at least a chance at winning. Even the casinos know you have to let the little guy win every once in a while.

[Bwana]

Use promo code "Borrowed Time".

More like promo code "Go Broke or Burn Money."