Cleveland radio host on 0-16 parade: "I Will Mow You Down Under My Tires."

[-King-]

"That is the loser-est of all loser moves I've ever heard in my life. My God man, have some pride in yourself."

"If you are one of the people planning that parade, you better stay the hell away from me, my show, and my family, cause I'll fight you."

"I will do everything in my power to stop that. I will talk to Senator Sherrod Brown, Mayor Frank Jackson, I'll talk to everyone I can. I swear to god . . . I'll be there and I will mow you down under my tires. I promise that . . . If you have that parade it will end ugly. I know billionaires, senators, mayors, governors. That is going to go away, mark my words. It ain't going to happen on my watch, I promise you that."

http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2016/12/12/tony-rizzo-loses-mind-on-0-16-parade-ill-be-there-and-i-will-mow-you-down-under-my-tires-i-promise-that
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[TimBone]

I think the parade idea is awesome.

[RealSNR]

Lebron doesn't go to Browns games. That's why they're losing.

[Rain Man]

It could be like a Christmas parade except Santa throws batteries instead of candy, and he throws them really hard.

[ping2000]

Are the floats assembled at the Factory of Sadness?

[cosmo20002]

http://media1.fdncms.com/clevescene/imager/u/blog/4997227/screen_shot_2016-12-12_at_11.57.27_am.png?cb=1481562085

[ThaVirus]

LMAO Hilarious visual

[MMXcalibur]

Fuck that guy with a tire iron.

The Browns should be embarrassed and I fully support their fans making light of the situation.

[St. Patty's Fire]

This almost reads like the Navy seals copypasta

"I know mayors, governors, and billionaires"

Stop.

[TEX]

That gut seems nice. I hope they have a parade...

[TEX]

http://media1.fdncms.com/clevescene/imager/u/blog/4997227/screen_shot_2016-12-12_at_11.57.27_am.png?cb=1481562085

LMAO

[ChiliConCarnage]

This almost reads like the Navy seals copypasta

"I know mayors, governors, and billionaires"

Stop.

No kidding. That seemed way over the top.

[Direckshun]

I hope the Browns are never good.

The sole consolation of being a fan of every other team: the Browns are always there, if you think your team is cursed.

[wazu]

Guessing this guy would NOT have been on board with the "Blackout Arrowhead" movement. I hope they do have a parade. Would be epic.

[Dylan]

"I Will Mow You Down Under My Tires."

Wondering if he is looking for recruits to realize their dream of being a holy warrior for Allah.

Did he leave a KiK phone number?




just saying ... :D

[Halfcan]

It is amazing that a team with so many draft picks and first rounders could be so bad. They could have changed out most of their team with the picks they have had-and yet choose duds and high profile bust players.

I think they need to fire everyone in their draft department and start over.

[MahiMike]

They don't have banners in Cleveland?

[jerryforeverrice80]

every browns fan will wear a brown bag that says im a browns fan.

[Iowanian]

That gum bumping mercenary obviously doesn't understand the pain of these loyal workers in that factory of sadness.

Sometimes laughing at misfortune is all you can do to heal.

We should fly a banner over their parade.

[C3HIEF3S]

http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2016/12/12/tony-rizzo-loses-mind-on-0-16-parade-ill-be-there-and-i-will-mow-you-down-under-my-tires-i-promise-that
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I doubt a radio host knows a billionaire to the extent that the billionaire would care that much about a parade.

[C3HIEF3S]

It is amazing that a team with so many draft picks and first rounders could be so bad. They could have changed out most of their team with the picks they have had-and yet choose duds and high profile bust players.

I think they need to fire everyone in their draft department and start over.

I think they've tried that. A lot. ROFL

If you have 24 minutes of spare time, this is a great watch:
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[scho63]

http://media1.fdncms.com/clevescene/imager/u/blog/4997227/screen_shot_2016-12-12_at_11.57.27_am.png?cb=1481562085

If that doesn't sum up the Browns abortion of a franchise to perfection, nothing does! :clap:

[chiefzilla1501]

Guessing this guy would NOT have been on board with the "Blackout Arrowhead" movement. I hope they do have a parade. Would be epic.

Exactly. Having been around lots of Browns fans, they are all in the "I love this team so much, but they suck so badly that all you can do is laugh." That host has absolutely no sense of humor. The parade is an embarrassment to the front office and that's exactly what they deserve.

[ClevelandBronco]

This thing has the potential to be the greatest parade in the history of sports.

My suggestion would be that there should be only a tight boundary and time set aside for the event, but they should resist designating clear starting and finishing points or even setting a specific route. Let every participating individual or group chart their own courses, fight for space and fend for themselves. Embrace the chaos.

[Kiimo]

The parade should go in front of this guy's house. See if you can drive him insane.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Mav?

[lcarus]

Yeah you better not have that god damn parade, or else this badass will END YOU!!!!!

https://localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/rizzo.jpg?quality=85&strip=all&w=640

[Gravedigger]

As far as bad slips go, that's pretty bad and will probably cost him his job. We all knew what he meant, he won't actually run people over with his car but saying stuff like that on the air is not a good move or look for the radio station.

Other than that, go for it, the Browns have been terrible for so long. Maybe we should give them the phone number to a good bannerman.

[gblowfish]

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