Building the worst NFL QB of all-time

[cosmo20002]

Peyton's legs, Cutler's heart and Namath's knees: Building the worst NFL QB of all-time

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[carcosa]

What about Matt Cassel's poopy pants?

[OldSchool]

The funny thing is that there are qbs with smaller hands than Alex Smith in the league. That list includes Kaepernick.

[ChiefsLV]

This QB is missing elements of Matt Cassell and Brian Hoyer that would make it truly shitty.

[Direckshun]

Matt Cassel's leadership ability.

[Kman34]

These threads are gettin dumb...can't wait for the game...

[Halfcan]

Tim Tebow's - Faith

[Halfcan]

Ryan Leaf's- Ball security.

[Halfcan]

Todd Marinovich's -Longevity and Community Service.

[ModSocks]

Decision Making: Ryan Leaf
Mental Alertness: Ja'Fatass Russel
Accuracy: Tim Tebow
Arm Strength: '15 Peyton Manning
Durability: Brodie Croyle
Athleticism: Drew Bledsoe
Hand Size: Shaun King
Heart: Jay Cutler

[KCUnited]

Mark Brunell's investment strategy.

[ModSocks]

Elvis Grbac's name.

[Shaid]

Brodie Croyle's touch passes.

[Dayze]

Brodie Croyle -Game Winning Characteristics

[Reerun_KC]

I wonder what a QB monster could we make out of Dave Krieg, Steve DeBerg, Elvis Grbac, Alex Smith, Matt Cassel and Steve Bono?

[Dayze]

I wonder what a QB monster could we make out of Dave Krieg, Steve DeBerg, Elvis Grbac, Alex Smith, Matt Cassel and Steve Bono?

A guy with a bum pinky finger, who throws laterally, horribly celebrates TDs with Teamates, while also possessing burst to bust a long run on a play fake.

[RobBlake]

I wonder what a QB monster could we make out of Dave Krieg, Steve DeBerg, Elvis Grbac, Alex Smith, Matt Cassel and Steve Bono?

Trent Green, Alex Smith, Matt Cassel, and Stanzi

[Halfcan]

I wonder what a QB monster could we make out of Dave Krieg, Steve DeBerg, Elvis Grbac, Alex Smith, Matt Cassel and Steve Bono?

Tyler Bray

[Halfcan]

John Horse Face Elgay's - Ability to deal with crowd noise at Arrowhead.

[TimBone]

The funny thing is that there are qbs with smaller hands than Alex Smith in the league. That list includes Kaepernick.
Its a fun thread. Stop defending your crush for two seconds. Please.

[Reerun_KC]

Tyler Bray



:eek:


Super Human QB....

[Dayze]

Tom Brady - equipment maintenance.

[Reerun_KC]

A guy with a bum pinky finger, who throws laterally, horribly celebrates TDs with Teamates, while also possessing burst to bust a long run on a play fake.

We could name him....

Elvis Staveono KassBerg-Smith

[ROYC75]

Then put him in KC!

[Dayze]

We could name him....

Elvis Staveono KassBerg-Smith

I'm so sick of TigerUppercut Jr and all the Elvis Staveono KassBerg-Smith threads. Mods, take out the trash.

/ CP circa 2041

[RealSNR]

Then trade him to KC!


FYP

[Reerun_KC]

I'm so sick of TigerUppercut Jr and all the Elvis Staveono KassBerg-Smith threads. Mods, take out the trash.

/ CP circa 2041

Just wishing Elvis would leave the building...

[KCUnited]

Kordell Stewart's locker room presence.

[KCUnited]

David Garrard's intestinal fortitude.

[Deberg_1990]

Dave Kriegs hands

[Frosty]

We could just make this simple - Tyler Palko with Matt Cassel's brain.

[Mr. Laz]

Oh look, another stupid fucking Alex Smith thread

Hand Size

Alex Smith - 9 3/8 inches
Aaron Rodgers - 9 3/8 inches
Michael Vick - 8.5 inch hands
Colin Kaepernick - 9.13 inches
Robert Griffin III - 9.5 inches
Daunte Culpepper - 9.5 inches
Tony Romo - 8.86 inches


morons

[Mav]

I wonder what a QB monster could we make out of Dave Krieg, Steve DeBerg, Elvis Grbac, Alex Smith, Matt Cassel and Steve Bono?



So you list all of those and subjectively leave out the greatest qb EVER?

Of course I'm referring to Brady Quinn. [emoji23]


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[Mav]

Its a fun thread. Stop defending your crush for two seconds. Please.



It wasn't defending sir. It was just truth. Alex Smith has bigger hands than Kaepernick. How is that defending Alex?


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[Mr. Laz]

Its a fun thread. Stop defending your crush for two seconds. Please.
fuck off.

It's only a fun thread for the trash-bag morons who jackoff each time someone posts something trashing the Chiefs starting QB.

[TimBone]

It wasn't defending sir. It was just truth. Alex Smith has bigger hands than Kaepernick. How is that defending Alex?


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The dude is a known Alex knob gobbler. You noticed no one else in here was like, "Well wait a minute! That's not exactly true." You could argue against a lot of the choices in the OP. Or, you could take it for what it is (a joke), and have fun with it like everybody else.

The thread just didn't need the Smith ballwashers running to his defense to say why he shouldn't be a part of the OP.

[stevieray]

**** off.

It's only a fun thread for the trash-bag morons who jackoff each time someone posts something trash the Chiefs starting QB.

ya, how many years since most of those qb's have even played...

[Mav]

The dude is a known Alex knob gobbler. You noticed no one else in here was like, "Well wait a minute! That's not exactly true." You could argue against a lot of the choices in the OP. Or, you could take it for what it is (a joke), and have fun with it like everybody else.

The thread just didn't need the Smith ballwashers running to his defense to say why he shouldn't be a part of the OP.



Oh I for sure thought he would be there for arm strength.


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[Demonpenz]

Kordell Stewart's love for pussy

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

Oh look, another stupid ****ing Alex Smith thread

Hand Size

Alex Smith - 9 3/8 inches
Aaron Rodgers - 9 3/8 inches
Michael Vick - 8.5 inch hands
Colin Kaepernick - 9.13 inches
Robert Griffin III - 9.5 inches
Daunte Culpepper - 9.5 inches
Tony Romo - 8.86 inches


morons

Facts, not fiction.

If there's going to be a thread, it should at the least make some sense.

[BWillie]

Chad Pennington's arm strength, Jemarcus Russell's appetite, Johnny Manziels alcoholism, and Alex Smiths vagina.

[OldSchool]

Oh look, another stupid ****ing Alex Smith thread

Hand Size

Alex Smith - 9 3/8 inches
Aaron Rodgers - 9 3/8 inches
Michael Vick - 8.5 inch hands
Colin Kaepernick - 9.13 inches
Robert Griffin III - 9.5 inches
Daunte Culpepper - 9.5 inches
Tony Romo - 8.86 inches


morons

Pretty much.ROFL

[loochy]

RG3 durability

[scho63]

Joe Flacco's passion-that guy always seems sedated and never smiles or has a fire in his belly

[loochy]

Matt Cassel's hat putting on ability

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[Rain Man]

It seems like the worst possible quarterback is every attribute of Matt Cassel, combined with the durability of Brett Favre.

[Chief_For_Life58]

this seems like they could of made this more funny but they made it less funny instead

[Chiefnj2]

It's funny people mentioning Grbac.

Billick was on the radio yesterday telling a Grbac story. The radio host asked him about whether there was a chance the Cowboys would pull Dak for Romo if Dak struggled and what considerations would they have.

Billick said that in a playoff game against the Steelers he had Grbac starting and Randall Cunningham on the bench. Grbac was having a god awful game (as opposed to his usual meh game) and Billick was thinking about benching him and putting Cunningham in the second half. Ultimately he didn't because he didn't want Grbac to think he lost faith in him and didn't want to mess with his psyche the next year. Billick then goes on to say "He played poorly in the second half, we lost the game and then Grbac went and pulled a surprise retirement on me anyway."

Good ole Elvis.

[KCUnited]

Roethlisberger's refusal to take no for an answer.

[bsroyals54]

Oh look, another stupid fucking Alex Smith thread

Penis Size

Alex Smith - 3/8 inches
Aaron Rodgers - 9 3/8 inches
Michael Vick - 12 inches (he was known to club some dogs to death with his wang)
Colin Kaepernick - 1 inch (one of the worst QB's in the league, too)
Robert Griffin III - 9 inches
Daunte Culpepper - 14 inches (anaconda head)
Tony Homo - 3 inches


morons

:deevee:

[eDave]

Johnny Manzeil's drugs
Philip Rivers sperm count

[Reerun_KC]

So you list all of those and subjectively leave out the greatest qb EVER?

Of course I'm referring to Brady Quinn. [emoji23]


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Can't believe I forgot DownField big game.

FML. Might have to do a retake.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

So that's how Paxton Lynch was created

[Rasputin]

Alex Smith is going monster Sunday

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[MMXcalibur]

Peyton's legs, Cutler's heart and Namath's knees: Building the worst NFL QB of all-time

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Having Trump-sized hands would make for a terrible QB, I agree!
Spot on!

[DaNewGuy]

Mark Sanchez decision making, also add in his tremendous skills in the wildcat

[Demonpenz]

Steve Mcnairs sidepiece choices

[Rasputin]

Philip Rivers under center exchange

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[rabblerouser]

These threads are gettin dumb...can't wait for the game...

Well, look at the thread starter. Can't expect too much...

[rabblerouser]

Mark Sanchez decision making, also add in his tremendous skills in the wildcat

Good ol' buttfumble.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Tim Tebow's release needs to be in that

[Reerun_KC]

We could name him....

Elvis Staveono KassBerg-Smith


I totally forgot Damon Huard... How could I forget Damon Huard? Clay was totally in love with DownField BigGame.. Those were the days, CP in all its glory.


So here is the redo of the ultimate Chiefs QB.

Da'Elvis Staveono KassBerg-Smitard

[Amnorix]

Tony Eason's testicles. John Hannah detested his own QB because he was such a pussy. "He should've worn a skirt" or whatever Hannah's quote was.

[BigRichard]

Brodie Croyle's touch passes.

Brodie Croyle -Game Winning Characteristics

Brodie Croyle's strong bones.

[KC_Lee]

Brodie Croyle's strong bones.

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[temper11]

The funny thing is that there are qbs with smaller hands than Alex Smith in the league. That list includes Kaepernick.

according to this (http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2017/1/13/14260654/steelers-chiefs-alex-smith-and-ben-roethlisbergers-history-in-bad-weather) article, Smiths hands size is average. I would have thought there would be some crack about Smith's alleged noodle arm, especially since his hands are simply average in size.