The Most Badass Strip Mall in the US is in Mission, KS.

[TinyEvel]

Karate. Liquor. Vape. Tattoos.

And a huge architectural boner in the middle.

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[BWillie]

Been there. Went for the Booze. Stayed to kick some little kids asses. Stole their black belts. Decided on getting a barb wire tattoo. Then I vaped like a mofugger, bro.

[Deberg_1990]

This looks like every strip mall you see outside of every military base in the US

[Rain Man]

Two doors further down there's a store that sells only baseball bats with nails in them.

[dj56dt58]

Two doors further down there's a store that sells only baseball bats with nails in them.

Next to the strip club?

[St. Patty's Fire]

i like liquor vapes and tattoos

[bsroyals54]

best strip mall ever, you are correct sir

[bsroyals54]

Maybe if I drank enough Liquor I could get a Tattoo on my face, then afterwards, might take my chances and Vape some Karate kids

[Chief Northman]

Been there. Went for the Booze. Stayed to kick some little kids asses. Stole their black belts. Decided on getting a barb wire tattoo. Then I vaped like a mofugger, bro.

Well done sir!

[Rain Man]

Next to the strip club?

Yeah, between it and the brothel.

[alpha_omega]

.... Stayed to kick some little kids asses. Stole their black belts..

http://blackbeltmama.com/black_belt_mama/images/cosmo.jpg

You know whats next....

http://www.criticalcommons.org/Members/Ghent/clips/the%20foundation_revenge.mp4/thumbnailImage

[DJJasonp]

the only thing missing is a paintball/MMA store, and a check-cashing store.

[suzzer99]

Those are on the other side next to the Taco Tico and gun shop.

[Rain Man]

Those are on the other side next to the Taco Tico and gun shop.

Is the crossbow store part of the gun shop or is it independent?

[suzzer99]

You can get crossbows at the gun store, paintball store and Karate studio. It's a buyer's market.

[Nickhead]

i made a bet with my girlfriend at the time while on johnson drive. we had just got our work bonus's in excess of 2500 bucks. the song runaway train was on, i said it was soul asylum, she swore it was tom petty. i bet her our checks. so we pulled over to the carwash just before the interchange, called the radio station and asked. i gave her the phone to hear the guy, and she was PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED :D

[chinaski]

Nice!

There used to be a strip mall in Simi Valley, CA that had a Bible Store, Gun Store, and Massage Parlor all in the same location. Looked like a real legit steam and cream too, not one of those general rub-down foot massage places.

[loochy]

This place is doing so much winning that it should be renamed “Trump Corners.”

[bevischief]

There was also a Quick Trip there at one time.

[KC_Lee]

So where do I find the plasma "donation" shop?

[Titty Meat]

Looks like the strip my by Walmart off 135 and 75th street which is OP

[sedated]

Looks like the strip my by Walmart off I-35 and 75th street which is OP

That's what I was thinking. To the right is a bar that was called Tailgaters about 5-10 years ago.

The apartments behind it weren't a bad spot considering there was a bar and liquor store within walking distance, especially when the QT was still there.

[KCUnited]

Yep. 79th and Frontage Rd.

[Beef Supreme]

That place should be named Mall Ninja

[Infidel Goat]

Plenty of parking indicates the residents of Mission, KS are not badasses.

[Chief_For_Life58]

lol

[ptlyon]

Yep. 79th and Frontage Rd.

Would be more awesome if it was located on 79th and Full Frontal Rd.

[PunkinDrublic]

I have it on good authority that the Vietnam vet that runs the karate dojo is pretty vicious. It's open season on you if you mess with any of his students.

[Titty Meat]

That's what I was thinking. To the right is a bar that was called Tailgaters about 5-10 years ago.

The apartments behind it weren't a bad spot considering there was a bar and liquor store within walking distance, especially when the QT was still there.

I used to DJ at that shithole several years ago. You know it's a dump when the most requested songs are by Creed.

[Baby Lee]

i made a bet with my girlfriend at the time while on johnson drive. we had just got our work bonus's in excess of 2500 bucks. the song runaway train was on, i said it was soul asylum, she swore it was tom petty. i bet her our checks. so we pulled over to the carwash just before the interchange, called the radio station and asked. i gave her the phone to hear the guy, and she was PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED :D

Oh ferchrissakes. Hated HATED Soul Asylum. That shitty foot stomp head bang style of guitar playing the lead singer had was the first fatal blow towards the death of grunge so far was I was concerned.

[KC_Lee]

I have it on good authority that the Vietnam vet that runs the karate dojo is pretty vicious. It's open season on you if you mess with any of his students.

http://i.imgur.com/l9hqN3N.gif

[Rain Man]

Plenty of parking indicates the residents of Mission, KS are not badasses.

Let's check the Chili's across the street.

Yep.

http://www.franchisechatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Chilis-Restaurant-Photo-by-carlossalinas.jpg

[suzzer99]

I have it on good authority that the Vietnam vet that runs the karate dojo is pretty vicious. It's open season on you if you mess with any of his students.

Does fear exist in his dojo? What about pain? Defeat?

[ptlyon]

Does fear exist in his dojo? What about pain? Defeat?

Do they sell smoothies? We need to know this shit.

[suzzer99]

Unclear whether or not smoothies exist in this dojo.

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