Nag,nag,nag

[Mr. Laz]

Why is this like that?
Why isn't that like this?
Do this.
Do that
No, do it like that.
What about this.
What about that.

Nag,nag,nag and if your voice gets the least be annoyed they whine "why are you getting mad?" or "why are you being so mean to me"

Constantly complaining and nagging yet always the victim. :banghead:


You can't even turn the tables and try to play the victim when they yell because they still just go into 'victim mode' anyway. Heaven forbid they breakout the ultimate weapon call "tears"

:cuss::#:grr::BS::$2500:

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[ModSocks]

Kill her with kindness. No matter how bitchy, negative and frustrating she gets, never let it fuck up your mood. Stay positive and she'll fall in line.

[Shaid]

LMAO

Trouble in paradise?

[LiveSteam]

You've met my kid

[loochy]

effing naggers

[ptlyon]

That was the longest 50 minutes of my life.

Anyway, PIIHB.

[Pennywise]

Good luck with all that.

Put you weight behind a surprise and forceful cuntpunch.

[eDave]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=305304&highlight=naggers

[The Franchise]

I feel yah, man.

[DMAC]

Sounds like a personal problem.

[Frazod]

Ah, marriage. LMAO

[CaliforniaChief]

The biggest challenge and most glorious result is to make your wife low-maintenance. It's possible.

Detoxing is right. Go over and above. Never try to just respond to her stuff. She's learning that she gets results, even if they're negative, from that.

Nobody's ever been in my office for counseling who has a problem with the person out-serving them, and no one with a servant's heart at home is ever sad that they're like that.

[The Franchise]

The best one is.....

Her: What would you do? A or B?
Me: A.
Her: Complain.
Me: Fine then....B.
Her: Why are you getting attitude!!?!?

Two days later.
Her: I should've done A.
Me: *shoots myself*

[ptlyon]

The biggest challenge and most glorious result is to make your wife low-maintenance. It's possible.

Detoxing is right. Go over and above. Never try to just respond to her stuff. She's learning that she gets results, even if they're negative, from that.

Nobody's ever been in my office for counseling who has a problem with the person out-serving them, and no one with a servant's heart at home is ever sad that they're like that.

Interesting. So PIIHB then?

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Kill her with kindness. No matter how bitchy, negative and frustrating she gets, never let it fuck up your mood. Stay positive and she'll fall in line.

I've done this for almost 20 years. And just no.

It doesn't always work. :harumph:

[The Franchise]

I've done this for almost 20 years. And just no.

It doesn't always work. :harumph:

Exactly.

[Bowser]

No more surprise buttsex. Problem solved.

[Fish]

Divorce is very effective at eliminating that.

[The Franchise]

Divorce is very effective at eliminating that.

I heard it's also very effective at killing finances as well.

[Frazod]

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: I don't care. What do you want?
W: You pick.
H. [Option A]
W: No, I don't want that.
H: [Option B]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: [Option C]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: SO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
W: I don't care, you pick.

:banghead:

[The Franchise]

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: I don't care. What do you want?
W: You pick.
H. [Option A]
W: No, I don't want that.
H: [Option B]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: [Option C]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: SO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
W: I don't care, you pick.

:banghead:

One of my favorite ones.

[Fish]

I heard it's also very effective at killing finances as well.

I'd rather be broke and happy than rich and miserable.

[Bowser]

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: I don't care. What do you want?
W: You pick.
H. [Option A]
W: No, I don't want that.
H: [Option B]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: [Option C]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: SO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
W: I don't care, you pick.

:banghead:

Rinse, repeat ad infinitum

[eDave]

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: I don't care. What do you want?
W: You pick.
H. [Option A]
W: No, I don't want that.
H: [Option B]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: [Option C]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: SO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
W: I don't care, you pick.

:banghead:

I'm in a bit of a different situation:

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: What do you feel like?
W: You pick.
H. [Option A]
W: No, I don't want that. How about here?
H: Perfect.

[Frazod]

I'm in a bit of a different situation:

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: What do you feel like?
W: You pick.
H. [Option A]
W: No, I don't want that. How about here?
H: Perfect.

That would be a welcome change.

[Perineum Ripper]

I heard it's also very effective at killing finances as well.

I actually had more money after my divorce than when I was married

She had to get off her back and go get a job and wasn't spending my money anymore

[The Franchise]

That would be a welcome change.

All you have to do is give up. It's that easy. LMAO

[ptlyon]

Women, especially with important jobs, are done making decisions at the end of the day. That's why they lean on you to make the dinner decision, and then whether to PIIHB or not.

[eDave]

All you have to do is give up. It's that easy. LMAO

LMAO Yup. But it's glorious.

[ptlyon]

I actually had more money after my divorce than when I was married

She had to get off her back and go get a job and wasn't spending my money anymore

Usually they make pretty good money at that 🤔

[The Franchise]

LMAO Yup. But it's glorious.

Unless she comes back with the response of "Why do I have to make all the decisions!?"

[siberian khatru]

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[Holladay]

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: I don't care. What do you want?
W: You pick.
H. [Option A]
W: No, I don't want that.
H: [Option B]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: [Option C]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: SO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
W: I don't care, you pick.


Learned this one from my Dad:

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: What are my choices?

Seems to work most of the time.

[Frazod]

Learned this one from my Dad:

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: What are my choices?

Seems to work most of the time.

No, I'd still get I don't care, you pick. :shake:

[ptlyon]

Learned this one from my Dad:

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: Whatever you want to make.

Seems to work most of the time.

This is mine

[The Franchise]

I'll offer to drive and pickup dinner no matter where it's at. At least it gets me out of the fucking house.

[eDave]

No, I'd still get I don't care, you pick. :shake:

Then pick and tell her she can join you if she wants.

[ptlyon]

I'll offer to drive and pickup dinner no matter where it's at. At least it gets me out of the ****ing house.

Geez, sounds like you're married to NinerDoug

[Frazod]

Then pick and tell her she can join you if she wants.

That tends to happen eventually. :D

[eDave]

That tends to happen eventually. :D

Thank God. She was starting to piss me off.

[Frazod]

I also love the part where she says she doesn't want any fries, then ends up eating half of mine. :grr:

[Easy 6]

WHY do people in cars risk their lives, and my livelihood... in order to save themselves 10-20 seconds on their trip?

I live in constant, buttpuckering fear of the average American driver while at work... and those who live closest to the heart of big truck country are often the worst about it

No one likes to look at the backside of a truck for long, but nothing is worth anyones life, and when you're going highway speeds or better at 80k or so pounds... stopping quickly is a privilege, not a right

[Beef Supreme]

I thought the OP was about other CP members.

[eDave]

I also love the part where she says she doesn't want any fries, then ends up eating half of mine. :grr:

You seem to be lacking a rudimentary understanding of women. :D

[Iowanian]

When the ball and Chain gets to bumpin' gums, you just hold up 2 fists and tell her you believe in equal rights....and lefts.

You can also try grabbing her right below the FUPA.

[Frazod]

You seem to be lacking a rudimentary understanding of women. :D

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[eDave]

https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2013/06/8e2d7aaf4b45d64c30fa72dbcb83b331.jpg

ROFL

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[Iowanian]

I'm very lucky, brideowanian doesn't nag very much. We aren't perfect either, a while back on her birthday she was gone for the evening and I was home with the spawn....and I noticed some baskets of dirty laundry. I washed 3 loads of laundry, which I don't do...and when she got home, I guess I expected a "thanks" and maybe a kiss on the weiner. No....She was livid. I think she'd have been less mad if I had a girlfriend at home than she was because I overstepped my boundary. I assured her it would never be a problem again and that I'd never touch a piece of (non hunting) laundry again. She said that was the best idea I'd ever had.....a couple of nights ago, as she had 3-4 loads dumped on a sofa to fold and I was watching TV, she looked over like I might be expected to fold some socks.....Never happening.

the flip side, she doesn't complain much and this morning I texted her and said "I'm going to Texas in 2 weeks to shoot pigs from a helicopter for a couple of days" and her response was "that will be fun".

Pick carefully men.

[Hammock Parties]

I thought the OP was about other CP members.

OP was about himself.

[ptlyon]

Never, ever, EVER wash women's clothes Iowa. But I guess you know that now.

[Iowanian]

I didn't know that before for some reason. I guess at some point a few years ago I had put some clothes from the washer into the dryer and shrunk a bunch of her tops or something.

Amazingly, I knew how to do laundry for 10 years of college and post college...now not so much. I'm fine with that. I'll get up and change a battery in a smoke detector that starts beeping at 3am, check loud noises inside and out....but I'll never fold a sock again in my lifetime.

[DadLeft4Cigarettes]

I slap my ex wiff she been anouning me 4 yrs no. it work try out sometime mr lazy

[ptlyon]

And I mean EVER

[The Franchise]

I didn't know that before for some reason. I guess at some point a few years ago I had put some clothes from the washer into the dryer and shrunk a bunch of her tops or something.

Amazingly, I knew how to do laundry for 10 years of college and post college...now not so much. I'm fine with that. I'll get up and change a battery in a smoke detector that starts beeping at 3am, check loud noises inside and out....but I'll never fold a sock again in my lifetime.

Spent years washing two loads of laundry. Whites and non-whites (racist, I know).

Now all of a sudden there are 8 different piles of fucking laundry.

Funny....never once fucked up my clothes doing it the first way.

[eDave]

Spent years washing two loads of laundry. Whites and non-whites (racist, I know).

Now all of a sudden there are 8 different piles of ****ing laundry.

Funny....never once ****ed up my clothes doing it the first way.

AND THEY FOLD IT ALL. It's no wonder they are always late. Always doing needless things.

[ptlyon]

Spent years washing two loads of laundry. Whites and non-whites (racist, I know).

Now all of a sudden there are 8 different piles of ****ing laundry.

Funny....never once ****ed up my clothes doing it the first way.

EVER. Fuck, I've never been married and I know that shit.

EVER.

[TimBone]

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: I don't care. What do you want?
W: You pick.
H. [Option A]
W: No, I don't want that.
H: [Option B]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: [Option C]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: SO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
W: I don't care, you pick.

:banghead:

One of my favorite ones.

Rinse, repeat ad infinitum
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[ptlyon]

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That had better have strippers in it

[TimBone]

Spent years washing two loads of laundry. Whites and non-whites (racist, I know).

Now all of a sudden there are 8 different piles of fucking laundry.

Funny....never once fucked up my clothes doing it the first way.
I just had this conversation with the wife the other day.

I'm in the lanudry room separating, just as you mentioned, whites and colors...getting back to straight segragation in that bitch.

She walks up and asks what I'm doing. I said, "I'm gonna throw a couple of loads in the wash."

She says, "Great! Thanks! Make sure to separate the colors."

I was lost at that point and gave her the wtf look. She started going on about brights and dark colors.

I walked away. I'm done doing laundry.

[Frazod]

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That's brilliant. :clap:

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: I don't care. What do you want?
W: You pick.
H. [Option A]
W: No, I don't want that.
H: [Option B]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: [Option C]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: SO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
W: I don't care, you pick.

:banghead:

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[LoneWolf]

Try being married to a therapist. It changes the entire "where would you like to eat" conversation. Ours goes something like this:

Her: Are you hungry?
Me: Yes.
Her: Me too. What would you like?
Me: Let's go to that little Mexican place downtown that you really like.
Her: Why would you choose a place just to make me happy?
Me: Because I love you and I don't really care where we eat.
Her: Do you always feel the need to make others happy?
Me: Get out of my head Devil woman!
Her: You seem to be triggered by my question.
Me: I'll just make a sandwich.

[Frazod]

Try being married to a therapist. It changes the entire "where would you like to eat" conversation. Ours goes something like this:

Her: Are you hungry?
Me: Yes.
Her: Me too. What would you like?
Me: Let's go to that little Mexican place downtown that you really like.
Her: Why would you choose a place just to make me happy?
Me: Because I love you and I don't really care where we eat.
Her: Do you always feel the need to make others happy?
Me: Get out of my head Devil woman!
Her: You seem to be triggered by my question.
Me: I'll just make a sandwich.

The first girl I fell for hard in high school was the daughter of a psychologist and a psychiatrist. Jesus, I don't think I've ever fully recovered from the laps that bitch ran in my head.

We are still friends, though. :D

[Rasputin]

The best one is.....

Her: What would you do? A or B?
Me: A.
Her: Complain.
Me: Fine then....B.
Her: Why are you getting attitude!!?!?

Two days later.
Her: I should've done A.
Me: *shoots myself*

*Honey~

Yes dear

~You don't have to get me anything for *insert holiday/birthday here*


It's a Trap


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[scho63]

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[Rasputin]

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[Mosbonian]

I just had this conversation with the wife the other day.

I'm in the lanudry room separating, just as you mentioned, whites and colors...getting back to straight segragation in that bitch.

She walks up and asks what I'm doing. I said, "I'm gonna throw a couple of loads in the wash."

She says, "Great! Thanks! Make sure to separate the colors."

I was lost at that point and gave her the wtf look. She started going on about brights and dark colors.

I walked away. I'm done doing laundry.

My wife stopped asking me to wash clothes when she found out that I had a color vision deficiency. She used to make fun of me when I would ask for help in matching shirts and pants until she went with me to the Optician.

When he let her see what my vision was like I got sympathy ( and a couple of other things too).

Now she helps me by matching my things up if I am having to wear dress clothes. The days I wear jeans to work (which is more frequent now) she says I am on my own.

And she never, ever let's me wash clothes.....especially when my daughter was living at home.

[Mosbonian]

*Honey~

Yes dear

~You don't have to get me anything for *insert holiday/birthday here*


It's a Trap


Alert:
Guys don't forget Tuesday is V day February 14 you better get her something nice.

It doesn't matter how much she tells you she doesn't want something for her birthday/anniversary/Valentines Day/Christmas you ALWAYS get her something.

It's always easier to apologize for not heeding her statement than it is to have to go thru the "I said it but I really meant....." argument.

[beach tribe]

I heard it's also very effective at killing finances as well.

You know why divorce is so expensive?

Because it's worth it

[stumppy]

The last Mrs. Ex stumppy was not only a nagger, she also had some problems with reality. She would hear things that were never said and remember things than never happened. Don't know how I missed THAT extra baggage during the trial period. Anyways, one Friday afternoon she was getting herself all wound up for the inevitable major blowout that was coming . So, finally, after she quit motherfucking me for a second to take a breath I seen my opening. I held one hand up before she sould speak and said:
"How would you like to not see me for a few days?" She spits the answer at me like it's venom. She says "That would be perfectly fine with me".

And. sure enough, after a few days the swelling went down in one of her eyes just enough so she could see me again.:D

[Easy 6]

Try being married to a therapist. It changes the entire "where would you like to eat" conversation. Ours goes something like this:

Her: Are you hungry?
Me: Yes.
Her: Me too. What would you like?
Me: Let's go to that little Mexican place downtown that you really like.
Her: Why would you choose a place just to make me happy?
Me: Because I love you and I don't really care where we eat.
Her: Do you always feel the need to make others happy?
Me: Get out of my head Devil woman!
Her: You seem to be triggered by my question.
Me: I'll just make a sandwich.

Sounds awful, dont just sit there... do something!

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[HemiEd]

I just had this conversation with the wife the other day.

I'm in the lanudry room separating, just as you mentioned, whites and colors...getting back to straight segragation in that bitch.

She walks up and asks what I'm doing. I said, "I'm gonna throw a couple of loads in the wash."

She says, "Great! Thanks! Make sure to separate the colors."

I was lost at that point and gave her the wtf look. She started going on about brights and dark colors.

I walked away. I'm done doing laundry.
After being married for 45 years let me give you some free advice. Never, ever do laundry. You did it right, play stupid. Also, never ever do dishes, load them all fucked up in the dishwasher everytime to show you are trying. Put shit in there that isn't supposed to be.

I do almost all the cookin', but I don't do laundry or dishes. Also Laz, when they are nagging, don't fucking listen. Just ignore it. If she confronts you head on, just give a blank look.

[notorious]

You reinforce the actions in which you acknowledge.

[BWillie]

The trick is, not to live with your significant other. It solves almost all ills. I've been doing that for 8 years. Anyone will start to annoy you if you have to see them every single waking moment of their life. I don't know how you married people do it.

[BucEyedPea]

I feel yah, man.

Now, that's nasty. Get a room.

[BucEyedPea]

Each do your own laundry. There! Problem solved! Is that so hard?

I don't let anyone touch my laundry and I don't do others either. Just my kid when too young.

[Eleazar]

To be a woman is to nag.

[SAUTO]

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: I don't care. What do you want?
W: You pick.
H. [Option A]
W: No, I don't want that.
H: [Option B]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: [Option C]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: SO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
W: I don't care, you pick.

:banghead:my wife doesn't nag much at all.

But I've had this exact conversation so many FUCKING times...

And my daughter's are the exact same, the boy will pick.


Either sonic or McDonald's:cuss:

[SAUTO]

Learned this one from my Dad:

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: What are my choices?

Seems to work most of the time.
Not for me

[SAUTO]

I've even just told them to take me home, I'll eat leftovers.


Figure out you yourselves.

[SAUTO]

I also love the part where she says she doesn't want any fries, then ends up eating half of mine. :grr:

I just got to the point I ordered some for her too

[Frazod]

I just got to the point I ordered some for her too

I just order a large, where normally I'd get a medium. Works out about the same. :D

[Amnorix]

Kill her with kindness. No matter how bitchy, negative and frustrating she gets, never let it fuck up your mood. Stay positive and she'll fall in line.

Agreed that you dont' let her mood fuck up your mood. Disagree on the kill her with kindness. If she is annoying, idiotic or whatever, then call her on it. Don't let them get away with ridiculous BS.

BUT don't let it fuck up your mood.

[Amnorix]

W:Are you hungry?
H: (Knowing this means she's hungry) Yes.
W. What do you want to eat?
H: I don't care. What do you want?
W: You pick.
H. [Option A]
W: No, I don't want that.
H: [Option B]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: [Option C]
W: No, I don't want that either.
H: SO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
W: I don't care, you pick.

:banghead:


After A, or at least B, the only possible answer is "obviously you do care, so you pick. I'll be fine with anything" and then shut up and stare at her.

What I usually do here after the "I don't care" is give three options that I'm down for. They have to be somewhat different (BK, McDs and Wendy's are three versions of the same thing so that wouldn't really count).

Rejecting THREE options is so inherently ridiculous they can't do it. They'll pick one.

[Amnorix]

The best is when they want to coach you how to do something that you damn well know how to do. Whether it's backseat driving, or hwo to change a fucking lightbulb, they got their advice ready to roll.

The answer to that is to stop doing it, and let her do it. Just put it down and walk away. "If you dont' like how I'm doing it, then feel free to do it your way". Learned that with my mother. She didn't know shit about electronics but she's try to "help" me hook up the VCR and CC device with the cable box to the TV. Put it down and walk away...

[Hammock Parties]

I also love the part where she says she doesn't want any fries, then ends up eating half of mine. :grr:

how fat are you that if you don't eat an entire order of fast food fries on your own you complain about it

[Buzz]

Stupid n00bs, cook what you want, make enough for two, if she don't eat, fine go to bed hungry. If you let it bother you, you loose. Works for about everything.

[Frazod]

how fat are you that if you don't eat an entire order of fast food fries on your own you complain about it

Would you be less offended if she ate half of my salad and I complained about that?

Go be a health nazi douche somewhere else.

[Hammock Parties]

Would you be less offended if she ate half of my salad and I complained about that?

Go be a health nazi douche somewhere else.

no because you probably ordered a "salad" with fried chicken, bacon, cheese and ranch dressing on top of a few vegetables

[Frazod]

no because you probably ordered a "salad" with fried chicken, bacon, cheese and ranch dressing on top of a few vegetables

Actually, my salad of choice is spinach with fresh mushrooms, sprinkled with some bacon bits, and balsamic vinaigrette.

Happy now?

[MahiMike]

Wait. Is this about your wife or everyone on CP?

[Hammock Parties]

Actually, my salad of choice is spinach with fresh mushrooms, sprinkled with some bacon bits, and balsamic vinaigrette.

Happy now?

washed down with a 32 oz mountain dew no doubt

[Frazod]

washed down with a 32 oz mountain dew no doubt

Nah. Coke Zero these days.

You having a bad night, Clay? You seem a little angry.

[Hammock Parties]

Just giving you shit. I haven't done that in...years. Carry on. :D

[Iowanian]

Each do your own laundry. There! Problem solved! Is that so hard?

I don't let anyone touch my laundry and I don't do others either. Just my kid when too young.

Yeah?

I fixed my flat tire in October. It's snowing and 5 below, I guess you'll get this one.
There is a wild beast trying to get into the chickens, I can hear them screaming....I went out last time.
What's that noise? It's 2am and I think I just heard the door from the garage into the house creep open. You'd better go check that out.


No thanks.....I purposely walked past a basket of my clean unfolded jeans several times. I'll never make the mistake of touching laundry.


Outside of this specific subject, I don't know how people put up with a nagging woman, fight with someone all the time.....or how women think a guy in skinny leg pants or beard glitter is a man.

[T-post Tom]

Consider buying this book and leaving it on her nightstand:

https://www.amazon.com/Alpha-Females-Guide-Men-Marriage/dp/1618688448/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1486707089&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Alpha+Female%27s+Guide+to+Men+and+Marriage%3A+How+Love+Works

[Nickhead]

Why is this like that?
Why isn't that like this?
Do this.
Do that
No, do it like that.
What about this.
What about that.

Nag,nag,nag and if your voice gets the least be annoyed they whine "why are you getting mad?" or "why are you being so mean to me"

Constantly complaining and nagging yet always the victim. :banghead:


You can't even turn the tables and try to play the victim when they yell because they still just go into 'victim mode' anyway. Heaven forbid they breakout the ultimate weapon call "tears"

:cuss::#:grr::BS::$2500:

http://i1322.photobucket.com/albums/u572/SpamMe06/headbang_zps2ac29901.gif

would you please stop bitching about me, no one is perfect :D

[Nickhead]

I just order a large, where normally I'd get a medium. Works out about the same. :D

in aussieland a large fry (chips) can feed a starving family of ten :D

[Frazod]

in aussieland a large fry (chips) can feed a starving family of ten :D

Well, it can't at a Chicagoland Wendy's. :D

[Nickhead]

Well, it can't at a Chicagoland Wendy's. :D

ROFL yeah, a family of more than ten is harder to feed here. you have to eat one of your own. :D

[Rasputin]

Actually, my salad of choice is spinach with fresh mushrooms, sprinkled with some bacon bits, and balsamic vinaigrette.

Happy now?

I don't know if we can be friends anymore if you like spinach with mushrooms
:Lin:



It's not you it's me I'm sorry :deevee:

[Frazod]

I don't know if we can be friends anymore if you like spinach with mushrooms
:Lin:



It's not you it's me I'm sorry :deevee:

I'm a big fan of broccoli, too. :)

[eDave]

I'm a big fan of broccoli, too. :)

Broccoli rocks.

[TimBone]

Broccoli rocks.
Only fresh. Not cooked.

[displacedinMN]

I don't do laundry anymore either. Not because of the wife-but the 18 year old daughter.

IF I dry something, it may shrink. Then I am dead. She air drys almost everything. Then does some weird twist the leg thing with the jeans.

So we put her in charge of laundry. Ask and thou shalt receive.

[Frazod]

Only fresh. Not cooked.

Steamed and mushy FTW!

[kstater]

Alert:
Guys don't forget Tuesday is V day February 14 you better get her something nice.

Heh, our anniversary is on the 1st. Me, knowing we're saving for a kitchen remodel this spring, have a brilliant to me idea of just going out once for the two to save money. That didn't go over well.



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[eDave]

Steamed and mushy FTW!

I think we just became Besties!

[Frazod]

I think we just became Besties!

:thumb:

[kjwood75nro]

I also love the part where she says she doesn't want any fries, then ends up eating half of mine. :grr:
Do you suppose they do that so they can rationalize their food intake? If they order fries, they have to admit they ate an order of fries, but if they nibble off you, they can say it doesn't count. Like desserts, they didn't actually order dessert, just a taste, which is nothing.

Women, help me out here. This shit is infuriating.

Glad I'm not a dog trying to get adopted. I'd bite that fake hand every time.

[Frazod]

Do you suppose they do that so they can rationalize their food intake? If they order fries, they have to admit they ate an order of fries, but if they nibble off you, they can say it doesn't count. Like desserts, they didn't actually order dessert, just a taste, which is nothing.

Women, help me out here. This shit is infuriating.

Glad I'm not a dog trying to get adopted. I'd bite that fake hand every time.

You may well be onto something here.... :hmmm:

[Rooster]

I think we just became Besties!

ROFL

[The Franchise]

Yay....the nagger is back.

[RobBlake]

Do you suppose they do that so they can rationalize their food intake? If they order fries, they have to admit they ate an order of fries, but if they nibble off you, they can say it doesn't count. Like desserts, they didn't actually order dessert, just a taste, which is nothing.

Women, help me out here. This shit is infuriating.

Glad I'm not a dog trying to get adopted. I'd bite that fake hand every time.

women don't rationalize tho..

[lewdog]

Yay....the nagger is back.

Frazod or your wife?

[The Franchise]

Frazod or your wife?

Frazod is back?

My wife.

[ptlyon]

Frazod is back?

My wife.

Where'd she go?

"Only tells me where she's been when she's had too much to drink... "

[The Franchise]

Where'd she go?

"Only tells me where she's been when she's had too much to drink... "

Out of town for a week for work.

[Hammock Parties]

My GF doesn't nag me at all.

We're about to start living together.

How long do I have?

[stumppy]

How about when they ask, as they are twisted around looking back at their ass in the mirror "Is my butt getting bigger ?"

A word of advice...don't say "Bigger than what ?"

[lewdog]

My GF doesn't nag me at all.

We're about to start living together.

How long do I have?

3 months tops.

Be prepared. Lay the ground rules from the start.

[Baby Lee]

Broccoli rocks.

Only fresh. Not cooked.

You're thinking of that boiled canned shit.

Two of the greatest things

Cheesy rice and broccoli

https://www.cscassets.com/recipes/large_cknew/large_26119.jpg

Szechuan beef with broccoli

https://bigoven-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/japanese-beef-stir-fry.jpg

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Sounds like the perfect woman for you, Laz.

Birds of a feather.

Hell, take Threebag and Dane along; ultimate whiner-fest!

[Frazod]

You're thinking of that boiled canned shit.

Two of the greatest things

Cheesy rice and broccoli

https://www.cscassets.com/recipes/large_cknew/large_26119.jpg

Szechuan beef with broccoli

https://bigoven-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/japanese-beef-stir-fry.jpg

That Szechuan beef looks good. My favorites are Thai dishes - either rama chicken (with broccoli in peanut sauce) or regular beef and broccoli with sliced ginger.

I hardly ever eat brocolli with cheese sauce, though.

[Frazod]

My GF doesn't nag me at all.

We're about to start living together.

How long do I have?

As soon as you start unpacking the first box. LMAO

[Pepe Silvia]

You're thinking of that boiled canned shit.

Two of the greatest things

Cheesy rice and broccoli

https://www.cscassets.com/recipes/large_cknew/large_26119.jpg

Szechuan beef with broccoli

https://bigoven-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/japanese-beef-stir-fry.jpg

I need some of that Beef and Broccoli.

[Crush]

That Beef and Broccoli looks fucking delicious.

[Al Bundy]

WHY do people in cars risk their lives, and my livelihood... in order to save themselves 10-20 seconds on their trip?

I live in constant, buttpuckering fear of the average American driver while at work... and those who live closest to the heart of big truck country are often the worst about it

No one likes to look at the backside of a truck for long, but nothing is worth anyones life, and when you're going highway speeds or better at 80k or so pounds... stopping quickly is a privilege, not a right

On my yearly road trip to Florida, I see dumb fucks brake check truckers at least 2-3 times, hell I've even seen Swift drivers do it to other truckers.

[Al Bundy]

As soon as you start unpacking the first box. LMAO

The first words out of her mouth are going to be "you're doing that wrong."

[KS Smitty]

Do you suppose they do that so they can rationalize their food intake? If they order fries, they have to admit they ate an order of fries, but if they nibble off you, they can say it doesn't count. Like desserts, they didn't actually order dessert, just a taste, which is nothing.

Women, help me out here. This shit is infuriating.

Glad I'm not a dog trying to get adopted. I'd bite that fake hand every time.

I'm no help, I order the 10 oz ribeye everytime and eat every damn bit of it as well as whatever else comes on my plate. We do share bites with each other but if I want fries I'll order my own damn fires and dessert gets shared but only because I can't eat it all myself after all that steak. :)

As far as where to go...after thirty-five years we still do the back and forth but have found that if we establish what type of food ( fast, mid, good, top notch) then the style of food (Mexican/Asian/American/Italian) it's pretty easy to decide. Of course we also don't have a lot of choices either.

We also have this problem with home-cooked meals too.

[Mosbonian]

Funny, when I was younger I hated broccoli and cauliflower. My Mom used to punish us by making us eat those for dinner instead of meat.

Now.....I eat it as much as I can. I have broccoli and cauliflower in my homemade salads. If we are having fish or chicken it's steamed broccoli and cauliflower.

I finally figured out why I like it....it keeps me regular, and at my age that is a must.

[dodgy]

Is marriage worth it? Are the majority of you content with your life and marriage as it stands today?

[notorious]

Is marriage worth it? Are the majority of you content with your life and marriage as it stands today?

It's worth it if you marry the right woman.


It's blindingly obvious if the woman will treat you well or shitty, too.

[displacedinMN]

It's worth it if you marry the right woman.


It's blindingly obvious if the woman will treat you well or shitty, too.

So true. You can tell if she is controlling or not. Pain in the ass or not.
If you cannot, ask someone who is married. They will help.

My wife is awesome. Great cook, mom. We see eye to eye on most decisions.

[Pablo]

My GF doesn't nag me at all.

We're about to start living together.

How long do I have?Most of the nagging my wife did when we first moved in together (and still does occasionally) is because I was used to slovenly bachelor life.

If you can put your shit away, do some housework and can move shit around/hang pictures, fix little stuff here and there she probably won't nag you much.

Choose wisely on the division of labor when it comes to the housework.

[Pablo]

Is marriage worth it? Are the majority of you content with your life and marriage as it stands today?Marriage is absolutely worth it. I'm only 3.5 years in so I'm no seasoned vet at this shit, but I wouldn't trade it for bachelor life. My wife and I are building a life and family together. She's a much better human being than I am and she is a phenomenal mother. All around win.

[BucEyedPea]

I don't do laundry anymore either. Not because of the wife-but the 18 year old daughter.

IF I dry something, it may shrink. Then I am dead. She air drys almost everything. Then does some weird twist the leg thing with the jeans.

So we put her in charge of laundry. Ask and thou shalt receive.

That's why I won't let anyone do my laundry. Mesh lingerie bags for the finer stuff which must be on handwash or actually be physically handwashed. Certain things get air dried outside. Love that fresh air smell. Other things get dried in dryer like jeans. Certain things have to sit in treated water to handle stains etc. etc. etc. My laundry is complicated. Ironing even more.

When a man does it mixed with his, I never see certain items again, especially socks.

[Mosbonian]

I don't do laundry anymore either. Not because of the wife-but the 18 year old daughter.

IF I dry something, it may shrink. Then I am dead. She air drys almost everything. Then does some weird twist the leg thing with the jeans.

So we put her in charge of laundry. Ask and thou shalt receive.

So here's the question.....is part of the reason that you don't do laundry is because of the fact that it contains your daughters stuff?

There is a guy in our circle of friends who refuses to do laundry because he doesn't want to touch his daughter undergarments....says it freaks him out.

[lewdog]

She's a much better human being than I am

Well I bet that's not hard.

[Buehler445]

The trick is, not to live with your significant other. It solves almost all ills. I've been doing that for 8 years. Anyone will start to annoy you if you have to see them every single waking moment of their life. I don't know how you married people do it.

I lived with the wife essentially for 5 years before we got married.

It's worth it if you marry the right woman.


It's blindingly obvious if the woman will treat you well or shitty, too.

Marriage is absolutely worth it. I'm only 3.5 years in so I'm no seasoned vet at this shit, but I wouldn't trade it for bachelor life. My wife and I are building a life and family together. She's a much better human being than I am and she is a phenomenal mother. All around win.

These. My life would be horribad if Mrs. Buehler445 wasn't around.

[Rausch]

It's worth it if you marry the right woman.


If you marry the right woman you don't go through that...

[displacedinMN]

So here's the question.....is part of the reason that you don't do laundry is because of the fact that it contains your daughters stuff?

There is a guy in our circle of friends who refuses to do laundry because he doesn't want to touch his daughter undergarments....says it freaks him out.

Partially yes. But she told me not to dry anything-shirts, pants, unmentionalbles. So I don't do her laundry.

[Pablo]

Well I bet that's not hard.

This hit me in my feel spot. But no its not.

[Easy 6]

You're thinking of that boiled canned shit.

Two of the greatest things

Cheesy rice and broccoli

https://www.cscassets.com/recipes/large_cknew/large_26119.jpg

Szechuan beef with broccoli

https://bigoven-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/japanese-beef-stir-fry.jpg

No question about it... two very different, yet equally awesome foods

Might just have to go get some beef and broccoli from the chinese joint for lunch tomorrow

[Easy 6]

I just had this conversation with the wife the other day.

I'm in the lanudry room separating, just as you mentioned, whites and colors...getting back to straight segragation in that bitch.

She walks up and asks what I'm doing. I said, "I'm gonna throw a couple of loads in the wash."

She says, "Great! Thanks! Make sure to separate the colors."

I was lost at that point and gave her the wtf look. She started going on about brights and dark colors.

I walked away. I'm done doing laundry.

Wash anything together in cold water, dry on low heat... gets just as clean in most cases, and is perfect for the queens dainties