Best crap ever

[tooge]

Thought I'd share. I was at my hunting cabin. Making improvements. Had to shit , no toilet. Squatted and shot a shit solid 12 feet. It painted some briars a good 10 feet way about two ffeet up. I was very proud. Have a great day!

[Jim Raynor]

Did you choke it out? The poop I mean.

[Mephistopheles Janx]

http://i.imgur.com/jftM2EW.png

[Jim Raynor]

You're a NOOB but can use pictures? Are you a wizard?

[Nickhead]

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[Miles]

How many courics?

[LiveSteam]

Sweet Jesus

[Frazod]

I had that norovirus crap last month - three miserable days before it passed. I have an iron stomach and never puke, but it manifested itself in the other direction. Early and often. I'll bet I could have sprayed the house across the street if I'd tried.

When it was finally over I was just happy to be able to safely fart again. :D

[ptlyon]

Good God tooge what did you eat? I need me some of that.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

For some reason Im really glad you're not my dentist

[BlackHelicopters]

Don't wear gloves on Monday. Print article for patients to read on way out.

[scho63]

So you were inside your hunting cabin and aimed out the window? That's impressive

[Mephistopheles Janx]

You're a NOOB but can use pictures? Are you a wizard?

45 posts is the magic number it seems.

[Fish]

Did you get any shit on your tape measure?

[Rasputin]

If you were a sloth you probably would have been killed by predators.

[C3HIEF3S]

How many wipes? One and done? Two and through?

[vailpass]

How many courics?

I was thinking sieverts.

[LiveSteam]

Algerians are shitting up this thread

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Two words...shower shit

[Kman34]

Thanks for sharing.....I'm impressed....:rolleyes:

[CoMoChief]

I dont go out much anymore, but I did last night and went all out.

Here it is approx 330pm and I still feel like a Mack truck hit me.

I've shit 4x today.

[SAUTO]

45 posts is the magic number it seems.

I think it's a hundred

[Chief_For_Life58]

Woods dumps are by far the best

[FlaChief58]

Just got back from dinner at outback and feel a good one coming on. I'll let you know how it went

[FlaChief58]

Not sure about distance, but my pants fit better

[MTG#10]

For some reason Im really glad you're not my dentist

No kidding. Could you imagine being put under and having this dipshit in total control of your health and well-being? Terrifying.

[Buzz]

Reminds me, I need to ask my Dentist if he likes toast?

[gblowfish]

I've had stomach flu all day. I'm not feeling all that attractive tonight.

[Rasputin]

huh CP slipping again


Picture or it didn't happen.

[threebag]

Should have ate a Slim Jim about an hour or so before you shit.

[TimeForWasp]

Went to see the doctor because I was taking a healthy shit at 7:30 a.m every day.
Doc asks me, "what's wrong with that"?

I told him because I don't get out of bed until at least 10 am.

[GloryDayz]

http://ratemypoo.com

Sent from my phone using Tapatalk (so spelling be damned!!!)

[tooge]

Good God tooge what did you eat? I need me some of that.

The buddy that was up there working with me made some sort of a 7 bean soup with lentils and a bunch of other beans. I'm blaming that.

[BlackHelicopters]

2 1 2 3

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Reminds me, I need to ask my Dentist if he likes toast?

O shitty frowns upon peasant toast

[tooge]

No kidding. Could you imagine being put under and having this dipshit in total control of your health and well-being? Terrifying.

I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing at this. MTG#10 calling me a dipshit. LOL.

So, lets see, do you go to the woods for anything other than screwing whatever whore you are with at the time? If you did, you'd know that sometimes, when you are out in the great outdoors, you have to shit. And while the people you hang with probably have outhouses, our remote cabin does not. Therefore, when I'm out there, and I've gotta go, then its squat time. So, you are the dipshit. Not me. Btw, generally my patients don't have to be "put under" for the treatment we provide. That's generally reserved for either huge pussies, or people who have such bad habits and such bad oral hygiene, that it's the only way to do it. Sounds like you fit at least one of those categories, I'm guessing both.

[SAUTO]

I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing at this. MTG#10 calling me a dipshit. LOL.

So, lets see, do you go to the woods for anything other than screwing whatever whore you are with at the time? If you did, you'd know that sometimes, when you are out in the great outdoors, you have to shit. And while the people you hang with probably have outhouses, our remote cabin does not. Therefore, when I'm out there, and I've gotta go, then its squat time. So, you are the dipshit. Not me. Btw, generally my patients don't have to be "put under" for the treatment we provide. That's generally reserved for either huge pussies, or people who have such bad habits and such bad oral hygiene, that it's the only way to do it. Sounds like you fit at least one of those categories, I'm guessing both.

ROFL

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Never turn down a good gumming! When thy lady ask with or without teeth the ole pup tent rises up a bit/MTG

[Rasputin]

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[MTG#10]

I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing at this. MTG#10 calling me a dipshit. LOL.

So, lets see, do you go to the woods for anything other than screwing whatever whore you are with at the time? If you did, you'd know that sometimes, when you are out in the great outdoors, you have to shit. And while the people you hang with probably have outhouses, our remote cabin does not. Therefore, when I'm out there, and I've gotta go, then its squat time. So, you are the dipshit. Not me. Btw, generally my patients don't have to be "put under" for the treatment we provide. That's generally reserved for either huge pussies, or people who have such bad habits and such bad oral hygiene, that it's the only way to do it. Sounds like you fit at least one of those categories, I'm guessing both.

You're the dumbass that made this thread not me. Dont you have a soccer dad to threaten or something? For a person who's supposed to be a medical professional you are about the furthest thing from it. And yes, you're one of the biggest dipshits Ive ever run across on the web...at least my shit is 90% trolling.

[tooge]

You're the dumbass that made this thread not me. Dont you have a soccer dad to threaten or something? For a person who's supposed to be a medical professional you are about the furthest thing from it. And yes, you're one of the biggest dipshits Ive ever run across on the web...at least my shit is 90% trolling.

Well man, I'll give you this, you never fail to entertain. For that I thank you.

[DaFace]

Reminds me, I need to ask my Dentist if he likes toast?

Testing a tech thing. Ignore this post. Or don't - I don't care.

[GloryDayz]

Testing a tech thing. Ignore this post. Or don't - I don't care.

It worked (I think)..