Ever been fishing?

[Prison Bitch]

I never have. Not kidding. Have you? I'm guessing less than 3% will say no.

[Squalor2]

fishing pole fail.

[DJ's left nut]

So you've never fished or fired a weapon.

Ever used a post-hole digger? Slept in a tent you put up? Driven a standard? Made a fire that wasn't from propane or briquettes? Shotgunned a beer? Broken a bone?

You seem to have had, if nothing else, a fairly benign childhood.

[WilliamTheIrish]

you're joking.

[loochy]

WTF is this? Did you grow up inside a cardboard box?

[vailpass]

you're joking.

I know more than one person who I would bet good money has never gone fishing.

[Pepe Silvia]

I haven't fished much, but I have caught some big Bass a couple times.

[WilliamTheIrish]

I know more than one person who I would bet good money has never gone fishing.

Really? Hard to imagine.

[Fish]

Never hunted? Never fished?

No wonder you're so messed up in the head...

[KCUnited]

Why'd your dad leave you at such a young age?

[raybec 4]

Obviously you are not prepared to feed your family when the Jesuits bring the government down.

[scho63]

I was really exited because I thought at first it said FISTING but alas I was wrong!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

I went fishing once when I was a kid and I hated it. I never did it again.

[LoneWolf]

PrisonBitch's yearbook photo.

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder777/250x250/57323777.jpg

[lewdog]

I am gonna guess that ThaVirus is the only other one on CP who could vote no.

His excuse is because he's black and from the inner city.

PB never fired a gun or went fishing? I don't even know how the fishing one is possible, especially where you live.

[lewdog]

Next question, PB.

Have you ever used a shovel?

[eDave]

Next question, PB.

Have you ever used a shovel?

The dude shovels a ton of shit in DC. Everyday.

[BucEyedPea]

All the time during summers at the lake. Did a little when my daughter was young. Never did deep-sea. Too rough. But I still have the fishing rods in my garage.

I don't have the patience for it anymore. It's boring.

[BucEyedPea]

I thought cross-thread stalking was against the new rules, eDave? Leave the politics in DC.

[SAUTO]

I am gonna guess that ThaVirus is the only other one on CP who could vote no.

His excuse is because he's black and from the inner city.

PB never fired a gun or went fishing? I don't even know how the fishing one is possible, especially where you live.

In the inner city where I grew up there were tons of fishing spots.

[Rasputin]

A virgin wow I didn't even know they existed.


What's wrong with you do you have leprosy or something? WTF? man WTF?

[LoneWolf]

I thought cross-thread stalking was against the new rules, eDave? Leave the politics in DC.

He responded to a Lewdog post. Shut your fucking cockholster and keep your deranged ass in DC.

[LoneWolf]

In the inner city where I grew up there were tons of fishing spots.

I saw a guy fishing in a reflecting pond at a cemetery this weekend. You can find a fishing spot almost anywhere.

[SAUTO]

I saw a guy fishing in a reflecting pond at a cemetery this weekend. You can find a fishing spot almost anywhere.

They are all over inner city kck and mo. And then you have the rivers, kaw runs right through the ghetto

[Prison Bitch]

So you've never fished or fired a weapon.

Ever used a post-hole digger?

No

Slept in a tent you put up?

No

Made a fire that wasn't from propane or briquettes?

No


Shotgunned a beer?

Yes


Broken a bone?

No

You seem to have had, if nothing else, a fairly benign childhood.

I'd disagree. I did plenty of fun stuff, played sports year round, went on ski trips every year, had a lot of friends, traveled a lot of places etc. I just didn't know anyone into the great outdoors stuff.

[lewdog]

In the inner city where I grew up there were tons of fishing spots.

Back off man, just trying to make a racial joke.


Tons of urban fishing here in Phoenix too, which surprises people. Tons of small "lakes" made here and stocked with fish year round. I've never tried it but if I have a kid, I will definitely be out there.

[Rasputin]

So PB never even got his man card so he doesn't know what he is missing out.



This is saddest story I've ever read on the internet basically.

[LoneWolf]

No



No



No




Yes




No



I'd disagree. I did plenty of fun stuff, played sports year round, went on ski trips every year, had a lot of friends, traveled a lot of places etc. I just didn't know anyone into the great outdoors stuff.

Played sports year round and did plenty of "fun stuff", but you've never broken a bone? You were obviously doing it wrong.

[eDave]

Tons of urban fishing here in Phoenix too, which surprises people. Tons of small "lakes" made here and stocked with fish year round. I've never tried it but if I have a kid, I will definitely be out there.

Can confirm. I used to live here:

http://i.imgur.com/0h5jgg5.jpg

Lakewood was stocked full. We'd fish off the pontoon all the time. And off the back yard. General rule is throw them back. Wouldn't want to eat them anyway.

Looks like the ex let the pool go to shit and the pontoon upholstery looks severely sun damaged. Lazy bitch can't be bothered to put the cover on it.

[Demonpenz]

In the inner city where I grew up there were tons of fishing spots.

that is what I was thinking as well, Cities make sure that kids at-least seem to have a normal childhood before they are brutally murdered over an ounce

[HemiEd]

Can confirm. I used to live here:



Lakewood was stocked full. We'd fish off the pontoon all the time. And off the back yard. General rule is throw them back. Wouldn't want to eat them anyway.

Looks like the ex let the pool go to shit and the pontoon upholstery looks severely sun damaged. Lazy bitch can't be bothered to put the cover on it.
That pool looks very bad, wow. I bet that is hard for you to look at. :eek:

[lewdog]

Can confirm. I used to live here:

http://i.imgur.com/0h5jgg5.jpg

Lakewood was stocked full. We'd fish off the pontoon all the time. And off the back yard. General rule is throw them back. Wouldn't want to eat them anyway.

Looks like the ex let the pool go to shit and the pontoon upholstery looks severely sun damaged. Lazy bitch can't be bothered to put the cover on it.

Holy shit dude. At first I thought you were talking about the house at the bottom of the screen as the one above it didn't look like it had a pool, just grass.............

Ugh.

[MOhillbilly]

South Missouri & North Arkansas rivers are paradise. I so miss float fishing for goggle eye.

[Mr. Laz]

Never hunted? Never fished?

No wonder you're so messed up in the head...
Fished plenty, never hunted

I don't imagine I ever will hunt unless Doomsday hits and everyone has to fight off zombies to get something to eat.

I've gone target shooting etc but not hunting.

[MahiMike]

Um, mahimike is my name so yeah.

[WhawhaWhat]

I never have. Not kidding. Have you? I'm guessing less than 3% will say no.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/067f943e5bc32bab65a5c94aece6d30e/tumblr_mrch3hauft1qbmz6lo1_400.gif

[Rain Man]

I've gone fishing and hunting, but not since I was about 10 years old and connected the dots about grocery stores.

[eDave]

Holy shit dude. At first I thought you were talking about the house at the bottom of the screen as the one above it didn't look like it had a pool, just grass.............

Ugh.

I thought she planted grass! Or turned it into a Koy pond.

[Bwana]

Umm yes. Anyone who lives in Montana that hasn't fished needs to be deported.

[vailpass]

Can confirm. I used to live here:

http://i.imgur.com/0h5jgg5.jpg

Lakewood was stocked full. We'd fish off the pontoon all the time. And off the back yard. General rule is throw them back. Wouldn't want to eat them anyway.

Looks like the ex let the pool go to shit and the pontoon upholstery looks severely sun damaged. Lazy bitch can't be bothered to put the cover on it.

Hahahahaha! WTF with that pool bro? Even a healthy shock isn't going to fix that algae hole.

[Buehler445]

I've probably been less than 20 times. We never got to do fun summer stuff because I had to work the entire summer.

Coincidentally about a year before grandpa died we had a long talk about life and farming and whatnot. His advice to me was to take more time to go fishing. Not shitting. I haven't thought of that in several years. Grandpa was a far better man than I could ever dream of being.

[Buehler445]

HOLY FUCKING FUCK. I just saw the pool in question. My god man. That's criminal.

[KCUnited]

I hope anyone who's never been fishing drowns in edave's antifreeze pool.

[eDave]

I hope anyone who's never been fishing drowns in edave's antifreeze pool.

Let us be perfectly clear; this is no longer my pool.

[Bwana]

This was from last week when I was fishing in Belize and damn they were good.

[Pablo]

that is what I was thinking as well, Cities make sure that kids at-least seem to have a normal childhood before they are brutally murdered over an ounce

Gold.

Have you ever had unprotected sex that wasn't explicitly for procreation purposes PB?

[Great Expectations]

I never have. Not kidding. Have you? I'm guessing less than 3% will say no.

Do you want to go?

[DadLeft4Cigarettes]

I toke you layke jacamo

[Why Not?]

I've literally never heard of anyone who hasn't been fishing at least once.

[Jim Raynor]

I fish twice a week during the spring and summer. Absolutely love it.

[Bugeater]

Living in the city is no excuse to not fish. We'd walk a 1/2 mile and fish in a local golf course pond.

[LiveSteam]

Golf course was on the edge of Douglas county line. 1/4 mile from them ponds, you were hunting pheasants and everything else..

[Frazod]

Sure I fished, but it always kind of bored me. I vastly preferred hunting.

[Bugeater]

Sure I fished, but it always kind of bored me. I vastly preferred hunting.
We only did it because it was slightly less boring than doing nothing.

[Frazod]

We only did it because it was slightly less boring than doing nothing.

Agreed. LMAO

[Prison Bitch]

Golf course was on the edge of Douglas county line. 1/4 mile from them ponds, you were hunting pheasants and everything else..

Sometimes I'll see fisherman while I'm out golfing and think "if they knew how much more fun golfing was they'd be playing"

[BucEyedPea]

We only did it because it was slightly less boring than doing nothing.

Well, that's true. It kept us occupied and out of trouble.

[BucEyedPea]

Sometimes I'll see fisherman while I'm out golfing and think "if they knew how much more fun golfing was they'd be playing"

Actually, I rather like golfing. Just never took it up regularly. I should though now that I am here. Golf courses all around me.

[Frazod]

Actually, I rather like golfing. Just never took it up regularly. I should though now that I am here. Golf courses all around me.

My definition of "golf course" - the willful misuse of a perfectly good rifle range. :D

[LiveSteam]

My definition of "golf course" - the willful misuse of a perfectly good rifle range. :D

I agree 100%. The only golf ball I've ever hit was with a bullet or bird shot.

[BucEyedPea]

My definition of "golf course" - the willful misuse of a perfectly good rifle range. :D

We can use folks like you here in Florida when one of those giant gators cross the course interrupting play.

[Frazod]

We can use folks like you here in Florida when one of those giant gators cross the course interrupting play.

Yeah, I've got an M1A that would fit the bill nicely. :bang:

[Holladay]

Sure I fished, but it always kind of bored me. I vastly preferred hunting.

Fish never liked my hook. Then learned SCUBA and went Spear Fish...Hunting.

[ptlyon]

Ice fishing right now on lake Winniebgosh

[Rasputin]

Sometimes I'll see fisherman while I'm out golfing and think "if they knew how much more fun golfing was they'd be playing"

So what's keeping you from fishing this year? I'd wait a couple more weeks for it to warm up but spring they are hungry and spawning so go catch you a fish.





I'd take you to one of my spots out here but you would have to be blind folded to get there and if I catch you peeking I'd have to kill you. You are welcome to join me though. :)

[ptlyon]

We only did it because it was slightly less boring than doing nothing.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

[Great Expectations]

Sometimes I'll see fisherman while I'm out golfing and think "if they knew how much more fun golfing was they'd be playing"

I used to golf a lot, was a single digit handicap at one point. I prefer to fly fish than golf, but I still golf more than fish.

[Eleazar]

I will say that when I see people around here ice fishing... basically, sitting on a bucket out in the middle of a frozen lake in the blistering cold... my first thought is "How bad does that guy's home life have to suck for him to want to be doing that?"

[Indian Chief]

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[tooge]

If you haven't fished, you haven't lived. Pretty much sums up life

[tooge]

I will say that when I see people around here ice fishing... basically, sitting on a bucket out in the middle of a frozen lake in the blistering cold... my first thought is "How bad does that guy's home life have to suck for him to want to be doing that?"

It's actually awesome. You have cold beer in the bucket to start with. Then, you catch fish, throw them right onto the ice, and have the freshest most awesome fish fry that evening. Very peaceful also.

[B_Ambuehl]

So you've never fished or fired a weapon.

Ever used a post-hole digger? Slept in a tent you put up? Driven a standard? Made a fire that wasn't from propane or briquettes? Shotgunned a beer? Broken a bone?

People here don't realize how lucky they were to grow up in an environment that allowed them to experience those things. The majority of people in any heavily democratic area have never done any of them.

[HemiEd]

People here don't realize how lucky they were to grow up in an environment that allowed them to experience those things. The majority of people in any heavily democratic area have never done any of them.
We lived in Colorado until I was eight. If my mom were alive she would tell you about the time I went out on my own at five and brought back a 14 inch rainbow trout for dinner.

[Rasputin]

This is the most lopsided poll I think in the history of Chiefs Planet polls

[DJ's left nut]

Fish never liked my hook. Then learned SCUBA and went Spear Fish...Hunting.

I want to go lion fish hunting badly.

Got my open water cert last year; need to finish my deep water certification and then we can arrange our own dives. Those damn lion fish are wrecking reefs and if I can go kill 100 of them, I'll have done my part.

Bold little bastards will just stare at you while you kill them.

[bdj23]

I love fishing.

Probably go 4 or 5 times a week all summer long

[thebrad84]

Ice fishing right now on lake Winniebgosh

Lake Winnie! Haven't been for a couple years, but my family used to vacation there every summer. My great aunt and uncle used to own a cabin on Little Winnie, but after it got sold we stayed at Eagles Nest. Great walleye fishing for several years until here recently. Now from what I've heard the Natives have over fished it with nets. Hope you're having some luck!

[Rain Man]

This is the most lopsided poll I think in the history of Chiefs Planet polls

There may have been a Matt Cassel thread that was more lopsided, but I can't remember exactly.

[Dartgod]

This is the most lopsided poll I think in the history of Chiefs Planet polls

There may have been a Matt Cassel thread that was more lopsided, but I can't remember exactly.

Well it didn't take much searching to find this one from 2012.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=255100

ROFL

[raybec 4]

I want to go lion fish hunting badly.

Got my open water cert last year; need to finish my deep water certification and then we can arrange our own dives. Those damn lion fish are wrecking reefs and if I can go kill 100 of them, I'll have done my part.

Bold little bastards will just stare at you while you kill them.

9 mil or spear?

[Strongside]

Too bad natural selection doesn't apply to humans the way it used to.

[rockymtnchief]

We lived in Colorado until I was eight. If my mom were alive she would tell you about the time I went out on my own at five and brought back a 14 inch rainbow trout for dinner.

If my mom was alive, she'd tell you about when I was five I came home with a rock-eyed rooster. There was no dinner...just a belt meeting my ass. :eek::D

[Rasputin]

NO EXCUSE
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[Indian Chief]

People here don't realize how lucky they were to grow up in an environment that allowed them to experience those things. The majority of people in any heavily democratic area have never done any of them.

Eh, there's something else going on. Not everyone on this board is from MO or KS. And more specifically, I grew up in New Jersey.

[Bugeater]

There may have been a Matt Cassel thread that was more lopsided, but I can't remember exactly.
Was that the one where we had to choose between him dying in a car crash or being our QB for 4 more years? IIRC car crash won in a landslide.

[Iowanian]

Have you ever seen brokeback mountain?

Wanna go camping?