Would you bang a 70 year old?

[scho63]

I think a LOT of guys here would including some of you young whipper snappers! :D

Here is 70 year old and iconic soap opera star of All My Children, Susan Lucci.

It might smell like moth balls and Luden's honey coughdrops, looks like well done roast beef that was run through a shredder, but what the hell I'm game! ROFL

http://photos.seriouslyomg.com/i.ashx?&mid=101687603&mt=Photo&standardsize=500x625

http://m.aceshowbiz.com/webimages/wennpic/susan-lucci-39th-daytime-emmy-awards-press-room-01.jpg

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/ac1394dbdcca6a36cbf486633b129cd813095ac3/r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/06/12/1371047937000-LUCCI-1306121051_4_3.JPG

http://images.cdn.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/1278639/blog_images/susan-lucci-and-tony-dovolani.jpg

[Reerun_KC]

Banged your mom... Does that count?

[KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN]

I'd do Raquel Welch every night and twice on Sunday, she's still one hot momma.

[Rooster]

I'd do Raquel Welch every night and twice on Sunday, she's still one hot momma.

She doesn't move her arms when she dances though.

[Easy 6]

Banged your mom... Does that count?

ZING!

[eDave]

Sure. If I was 70.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Not that one.

[ChiTown]

I'd prefer not to even think about it.

[Rooster]

What does she look like when she isn't painted and taped up?

Who am I kidding? I would just to say I did. :D

[Reerun_KC]

I'd prefer not to even think about it.

Wait. Aren't you 70?

[suzzer99]

I met this woman at a bar a few years ago (this is a pic from Life Magazine in the 60s).

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/dancer-gloria-mills-who-wasnt-chosen-after-auditioning-for-the-andy-picture-id50655388

She was probably about 65 at the time. She also was very forward and all over me. She had fake boobs which were holding up fine. I probably would have gone for it except her face looked pretty brutal. I just couldn't get past that. Damn if I just could have gone back in time.

[BlackHelicopters]

No fucking way.

[tooge]

Sure, why not. The older I get, the less nasty older women get

[Squalor2]

sure, when im 128. she'd have to be on top though.

[Squalor2]

Sure, why not. The older I get, the less nasty older women get


what's the oldest mouth you've been in?

















as a dentist that is.

[Jim Raynor]

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[sedated]

Christie Brinkley for sure

<img src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/02/brinks3.jpg">

[Titty Meat]

Anyone who says no is gay

[MTG#10]

Hell no. There's a reason dicks stop working around age 60...women that old aren't meant to be poked

[Kman34]

Big yes to Christie... Susan a yes too.. even though it would be like having sex with a jar of mayonnaise.....

[CoMoChief]

No

Christie Brinkley yes

isn't she 63? That's about as far as I'd go.

[burt]

HELL YEAH!!!! But I'm 56....

[scho63]

Banged your mom... Does that count?

If you're into cremated ashes who the hell am I to judge!

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[scho63]

Christie Brinkley for sure

<img src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/02/brinks3.jpg">

She's got 7 years to go.........:hmmm:

[scho63]

Here's another hot 70 year old!

http://www.theclosetfeminist.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/susansarandon_2015.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/07/01/2D270AE800000578-3262569-image-m-6_1444178984935.jpg

https://cdn.cloudpix.co/images/susan-sarandon/cnn-heroes-an-all-star-tribute-at-the-shrine-auditorium-susan-sarandon-movies-b247e018e9c78c2334a293dd139d8548-large-1176293.jpg

[BucEyedPea]

Christie has had face work.

[scho63]

Here's 75 year old Ann Margret

http://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Ann-Margret.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/R_xg91eFCko/maxresdefault.jpg

https://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/ann-margret.jpg?w=670&h=377&crop=1

[scho63]

Hell no. There's a reason dicks stop working around age 60...women that old aren't meant to be poked

http://www.yorokobu.es/wp-content/uploads/1-20.jpg

http://www.drogueriadelnorte.oferto.co/files/galerias/b220140829040240.jpg

[MTG#10]

http://www.yorokobu.es/wp-content/uploads/1-20.jpg

http://www.drogueriadelnorte.oferto.co/files/galerias/b220140829040240.jpg

Unnatural. Like I said, women that old aren't meant to be poked.

[Chaunceythe3rd]

I think a LOT of guys here would including some of you young whipper snappers! :D

Here is 70 year old and iconic soap opera star of All My Children, Susan Lucci.

It might smell like moth balls and Luden's honey coughdrops, looks like well done roast beef that was run through a shredder, but what the hell I'm game! ROFL

http://photos.seriouslyomg.com/i.ashx?&mid=101687603&mt=Photo&standardsize=500x625

http://m.aceshowbiz.com/webimages/wennpic/susan-lucci-39th-daytime-emmy-awards-press-room-01.jpg

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/ac1394dbdcca6a36cbf486633b129cd813095ac3/r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/06/12/1371047937000-LUCCI-1306121051_4_3.JPG

http://images.cdn.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/1278639/blog_images/susan-lucci-and-tony-dovolani.jpg

Tape worms. She has to have tape worms.

[ChiTown]

Wait. Aren't you 70?

Almost, that's why I only bang girls in their 20's, that way, together, we average around 45....

[HemiEd]

Hell no. There's a reason dicks stop working around age 60...women that old aren't meant to be poked

After well over 12 years on this forum, this may be the dumbest fucking post I have read. ROFL You have no motherfucking clue on this one whatsoever. Dumbass.

[eDave]

After well over 12 years on this forum, this may be the dumbest ****ing post I have read. ROFL You have no mother****ing clue on this one whatsoever. Dumbass.

Yup. We had an issue here in Phoenix a few years a ago. Sun City had a real problem with all the old people fucking in their retirement community hot tubs. Was a rather big story here. LOL. God bless them.

[FlaChief58]

I'll tell you in 20 years. But I definitely have no problem banging a 50 year old

[keg in kc]

I hit 43 yesterday, and in the real world it's extremely rare for me to find someone older than 30 or 35 that I find attractive. Which basically means I'm out of the dating game for good. Someone half my age ain't happening...

In Hollywood years, there's some in their 40s that I'd do.

But these wrinkled old prunes?

No fucking way. Not at this point. Maybe in another 10 years.

[Deberg_1990]

Susan Surandon is still bangable. She's 70

[eDave]

I hit 43 yesterday, and in the real world it's extremely rare for me to find someone older than 30 or 35 that I find attractive. Which basically means I'm out of the dating game for good. Someone half my age ain't happening...

In Hollywood years, there's some in their 40s that I'd do.

But these wrinkled old prunes?

No ****ing way. Not at this point. Maybe in another 10 years.

I think the 40's are a hot time for women. I've found them to be quite horny as well.

Menopause is setting in at 50ish so get one now, while supplies last.

[scho63]

Susan Surandon is still bangable. She's 70

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=12744321&postcount=25

[scho63]

I think the 40's are a hot time for women. I've found them to be quite horny as well.

Menopause is setting in at 50ish so get one now, while supplies last.

Women go two ways after menopause: one good and one bad. You just need the good ones because they are like horny alleycats! ROFL

[Pitt Gorilla]

Here's another hot 70 year old!

http://www.theclosetfeminist.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/susansarandon_2015.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/07/01/2D270AE800000578-3262569-image-m-6_1444178984935.jpg

https://cdn.cloudpix.co/images/susan-sarandon/cnn-heroes-an-all-star-tribute-at-the-shrine-auditorium-susan-sarandon-movies-b247e018e9c78c2334a293dd139d8548-large-1176293.jpg
Sarandon is much, much better.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Sorry bud, gotta say no. HOWEVER...Simply Red would have a soapy tit whack off session with her.

[MTG#10]

After well over 12 years on this forum, this may be the dumbest fucking post I have read. ROFL You have no motherfucking clue on this one whatsoever. Dumbass.

Oh go fuck yourself you old cunt.

:rolleyes:

[PHOG]

No not that one.

[Coogs]

Hell no. There's a reason dicks stop working around age 60...women that old aren't meant to be poked

I'm 60, and mine still works just fine. No blue pills needed!

[Buzz]

Sorry bud, gotta say no. HOWEVER...Simply Red would have a soapy tit whack off session with her.



Not buying it, if she took a shower shit, you would be all over that.

[KChiefs1]

Christie Brinkley for sure



<img src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/02/brinks3.jpg">



My exact thought before I opened this thread.



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[vailpass]

Bang her? No.

[threebag]

Morgan Fairchild was a hot ass old lady

[Pushead2]

What about just receiving head and calling it a night? If so, I'm in...

[eDave]

What about just receiving taking head and calling it a night? If so, I'm in...

FYP

[Kman34]

Yeah... but I draw the line at 71....

[threebag]

Just spit on it and give her hell

[Kman34]

Just spit on it and give her hell

https://media.tenor.co/images/8d630fcb3fff35c4a145ff2072899780/tenor.gif

[PunkinDrublic]

You're goddamn right I would! JFC am I the only honest guy on this thread!

[splatbass]

Hell no. There's a reason dicks stop working around age 60...women that old aren't meant to be poked

You have no idea what you are talking about. Are you 12 or something?

[Psyko Tek]

and live stream it, should be about 5 minutes

[Psyko Tek]

http://www.yorokobu.es/wp-content/uploads/1-20.jpg

http://www.drogueriadelnorte.oferto.co/files/galerias/b220140829040240.jpg

Science finds a way...

[cosmo20002]

Here's another hot 70 year old!

https://cdn.cloudpix.co/images/susan-sarandon/cnn-heroes-an-all-star-tribute-at-the-shrine-auditorium-susan-sarandon-movies-b247e018e9c78c2334a293dd139d8548-large-1176293.jpg

Where? I see a googily-eyed old cat lady.

[cosmo20002]

http://photos.seriouslyomg.com/i.ashx?&mid=101687603&mt=Photo&standardsize=500x625

http://m.aceshowbiz.com/webimages/wennpic/susan-lucci-39th-daytime-emmy-awards-press-room-01.jpg

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/ac1394dbdcca6a36cbf486633b129cd813095ac3/r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/06/12/1371047937000-LUCCI-1306121051_4_3.JPG

http://images.cdn.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/1278639/blog_images/susan-lucci-and-tony-dovolani.jpg

Sarah Palin? No thanks.

[CoMoChief]

Here's another hot 70 year old!

http://www.theclosetfeminist.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/susansarandon_2015.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/07/01/2D270AE800000578-3262569-image-m-6_1444178984935.jpg

https://cdn.cloudpix.co/images/susan-sarandon/cnn-heroes-an-all-star-tribute-at-the-shrine-auditorium-susan-sarandon-movies-b247e018e9c78c2334a293dd139d8548-large-1176293.jpg

gross

[loochy]

https://media.giphy.com/media/26tnjjQQRqPbwDxdK/giphy.gif

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Loochy, any Macho gif or Warrior sprinting to the ring would have also been acceptable.

[HemiEd]

Oh go **** yourself you old ****.

:rolleyes:

According to you, I can't because it wouldn't work anymore. Has erectile dis-function been a problem most of your life?

[KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1367814/thumbs/o-RAQUEL-WELCH-570.jpg?6

[ChiliConCarnage]

uh no

[loochy]

Loochy, any Macho gif or Warrior sprinting to the ring would have also been acceptable.

https://m.popkey.co/2d5246/mrkOZ_s-200x150.gif?c=popkey-web&p=directv&i=directv&l=search&f=.gif

[MTG#10]

Pricks go limp, pussies dry up and women are unable to have children at that age. Obviously there are some exceptions but for most people that's how it is. The human body isn't meant for sexual activity at 70.

[MTG#10]

Has erectile dis-function been a problem most of your life?

Only when I was trying to bang your wife. She finally got it up with her mouth though.

[scho63]

76 YEARS OLD!!! :wayne:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1366629/thumbs/o-RAQUEL-WELCH-570.jpg?2

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/22/article-2105039-11DA0EC0000005DC-862_634x865.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3f/06/ca/3f06caa1e27591e42253b6e5680d40aa.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/10/01/2F39D91500000578-0-image-m-14_1449712057314.jpg

[ChiTown]

Who is that?

76 YEARS OLD!!! :wayne:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1366629/thumbs/o-RAQUEL-WELCH-570.jpg?2

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/22/article-2105039-11DA0EC0000005DC-862_634x865.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3f/06/ca/3f06caa1e27591e42253b6e5680d40aa.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/10/01/2F39D91500000578-0-image-m-14_1449712057314.jpg

[scho63]

Who is that?

You kidding me?

Raquel Welch!

[ChiTown]

You kidding me?

Raquel Welch!

Honest to God, I didn't recognize her. I probably should have recognized those cans.:D

[ChiTown]

Honest to God, I didn't recognize her. I probably should have recognized those cans.:D

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/76/2f/c4/762fc4024bb91cb0fdd7542003803e08.jpg

[scho63]

Raquel Tejada has aged like fine wine......Hispanic women age better than any other ethnicity I've seen, possibly Swedes and French women are a close second and third

[tx4chiefs]

I'd do Raquel Welch every night and twice on Sunday, she's still one hot momma.

Agreed! Her and several other 70 year olds are still hot.

[KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN]

76 YEARS OLD!!! :wayne:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1366629/thumbs/o-RAQUEL-WELCH-570.jpg?2

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/22/article-2105039-11DA0EC0000005DC-862_634x865.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3f/06/ca/3f06caa1e27591e42253b6e5680d40aa.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/10/01/2F39D91500000578-0-image-m-14_1449712057314.jpg

Very appropriate that your post is #69! Yes I would!

[Infidel Goat]

Suzanne Somers makes the 70-year-old threshold.

Marilu Henner is only 64 but would seem to be a good bet in a few more years.

[AssEaterChief]

Not necessarily her....but hell yes

[ChiTown]

Suzanne Somers makes the 70-year-old threshold.

Marilu Henner is only 64 but would seem to be a good bet in a few more years.

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/6pKhwnuzLRR_49KaaBihvw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9MTI4MDtoPTk2MA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/c6632e617d41e93f30dd462925cea4ae

[ChiTown]

http://bestxxxpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suzanne-somers-nude-naked.jpg

[PunkinDrublic]

It just makes you feel old to think that some of these chicks you've been spanking it to for decades.

[scho63]

http://bestxxxpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suzanne-somers-nude-naked.jpg

MORE PLEASE! :drool:

https://up7.xhcdn.com/000/012/367/290_1000.jpg

https://up7.xhcdn.com/000/012/367/294_1000.jpg

https://up7.xhcdn.com/000/012/367/277_1000.jpg

https://up7.xhcdn.com/000/012/367/274_1000.jpg

[MTG#10]

Here you go you sick bastards

http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=grandma+porn

[rocknrolla]

Christie has had face work.

Really. Would never had thunk that.

[GloryDayz]

Sure, why not. The older I get, the less nasty older women get

That figures.. :thumb:

http://www.animationbuddy.com/Animation/Computers_and_Technology/Office_Stuff/Calculator_2.gif

[Inspector]

Someday you'll understand the value that experience brings.

Don't underestimate what gals in that age bracket can still do.

;)

[scho63]

Adrienne Barbeau 71 years old

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CepRM-c2xVc/maxresdefault.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5Nyr35IeT_Y/UkcxEDWiEZI/AAAAAAAACEI/K6GiKpUe0Sw/s1600/Screen+Shot+2013-09-28+at+20.47.05.png

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-moiKKvbYb0k/Uq8-XNxkXhI/AAAAAAAAA48/60LsYkhIqEU/s1600/Adrienne%20Barbeau%20Sexy%20and%20Hot%20Wallpaper.jpg

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Raising+the+Roof+Gala+in+NYC+XbWo17Oef2Hl.jpg

[scho63]

Helen Mirren 71 years old

http://cdn4.thr.com/sites/default/files/2016/01/gettyimages-507613294_-_p_2016.jpg

http://tomandlorenzo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Helen-Mirren-Palm-Springs-Film-Festival-2016-Red-Carpet-Alberta-Ferretti-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-1.jpg

http://celebsla.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/helen-mirren-at-21st-annual-critics-choice-awards-in-santa-monica-01-17-2016-5.jpg

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Scho is goin GILF hunting tonite, fellas

[Kman34]

Actually Helen is a fun lady and still has a great body... so... yeah... but I draw the line at 71...

[gblowfish]

Some of you old sick bastards would have to double up on your Viagra just to spank it to a seventy year old!

[scho63]

Former Charlie's Angel

Jacqueline Smith 71 years young

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/590x/secondary/Jaclyn-Smith-495236.jpg

http://cdn.purseblog.com/images/2016/06/Jaclyn-Smith-Hermes-Kelly-Bag.jpg

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/actress-jaclyn-smith-and-her-husband-brad-allen-attend-the-2016-picture-id521242380

[Dayze]

If you put you tongue on a 70yr old woman's poon, it tastes like a Worthers Original

[eDave]

Helen is delish. Kinky too, from what I hear.

[bevischief]

Liver and onions. With wasted tears.

[Fish]

Former Charlie's Angel

Jacqueline Smith 71 years young

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/590x/secondary/Jaclyn-Smith-495236.jpg

Is that just her dress or terrifying old droopy camel toe?

[dlphg9]

God no

[scho63]

If you put you tongue on a 70yr old woman's poon, it tastes like a Worthers Original

I like Werther's Originals! :D

[Iowanian]

I sure as hell hope to be doing exactly that when I'm 75.

[threebag]

If you put you tongue on a 70yr old woman's poon, it tastes like a Worthers Original

Unless she's baking bread

[MTG#10]

If you're a day younger than 60 and your answer is yes you need your head examined. Sick mofos.