2017 Annual Saccopoo Mock Draft Signup and Team thread

[The Franchise]

Here's the teams.

Cleveland Browns - RainMan
San Francisco - 49ers DJ's left nut
Chicago Bears - chiefscafan
Jacksonville Jaguars - Hoover
Los Angeles Rams - O.City
New York Jets - BigMeatballBillay
Los Angeles Chargers - kccrow
Carolina Panthers - CleveSteve
Cincinnatti Bengals - TambaBerry
Buffalo Bills - Marco Polo
New Orleans Saints - staylor26
Philadelphia Eagles - BossChief
Arizona Cardinals - Direckshun
Indianapolis Colts - ChiefAshhole1056
Minnesota Vikings - RealSNR
Baltimore Ravens - Sfeihc
Washington Redskins - Sfeihc
Tennessee Titans - chiefscafan
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - CleveSteve
Denver Broncos - DJ's left nut
Detroit Lions - TambaBerry
Miami Dolphins - Direckshun
New York Giants - O.City
Oakland Raiders - staylor26
Houston Texans - ChiefAshhole1056
Seattle Seahawks - kccrow
Kansas City Chiefs - BossChief
Dallas Cowboys - Marco Polo
Green Bay Packers - BigMeatballBillay
Pittsburgh Steelers - RainMan
Atlanta Falcons - Hoover
New England Patriots - RealSNR

[The Franchise]

If anyone wants to start reaching out to people.....go ahead. I'm hoping to get this started by the beginning of March if possible.

[RealSNR]

I just PM'd brucey and Ashhole yesterday. No response yet.

Also, I believe Direckshun wants in this year as well. May want to add him to the list.

[O.city]

Are we picking teams yet?

[The Franchise]

I just PM'd brucey and Ashhole yesterday. No response yet.

Also, I believe Direckshun wants in this year as well. May want to add him to the list.

Ok. I've got mod privileges in here now, so that should help out.

[O.city]

Ok. I've got mod privileges in here now, so that should help out.

WTF.

Inmates running the asylum now.

[RealSNR]

WTF.

Inmates running the asylum now.

Wow. You're really condescending.

[Marco Polo]

Can you share when it will start? I'll be in Europe from March 10-19.

[ChiefsCountry]

Ok. I've got mod privileges in here now, so that should help out.

That's the case let SNR start the thread and you two run it together. And I can help in a pinch if needed.

[The Franchise]

That's the case let SNR start the thread and you two run it together. And I can help in a pinch if needed.

Yeah, that's my plan.

[kccrow]

I'll be in

[Discuss Thrower]

Too busy with real life commitments so give me spot to someone.

[The Franchise]

I'm going to take out brucey and put Direckshun in his spot right now. That will put us at 16. If someone drops out, then brucey has first shot at it.

[The Franchise]

Too busy with real life commitments so give me spot to someone.

I'm going to take out brucey and put Direckshun in his spot right now. That will put us at 16. If someone drops out, then brucey has first shot at it.

And there we go. brucey gets Discuss's spot.

[OnTheWarpath15]

You motherfuckers are still running this...

Awesome, and Godspeed.

[staylor26]

Too busy with real life commitments so give me spot to someone.

Good. Your shitty 1st round picks made the draft unrealistic last year.

ROFL

[Sfeihc]

Present and somewhat accounted for.........

[Discuss Thrower]

Good. Your shitty 1st round picks made the draft unrealistic last year.

ROFL

Nice to see that CTE hasn't claimed your ability to construct basic sentences. I was beginning to fear this forum would have to rely solely on Tigger for a continuous source of idiocy. Tell me more about how much you like KC's 3 TE sets this year, genius.

[staylor26]

Nice to see that CTE hasn't claimed your ability to construct basic sentences. I was beginning to fear this forum would have to rely solely on Tigger for a continuous source of idiocy. Tell me more about how much you like KC's 3 TE sets this year, genius.

Looks like I struck a nerve ROFL

You drafted two 2 down players in the 1st last year. You're as clueless as they fucking come.

[Hoover]

I don't want to be a pain in the ass, but is there a way we could have a system to pick teams instead of a free-for-all?

[The Franchise]

I've thought about randomly assigning teams this year. It's a huge pain in the ass to sit and listen to people bitch about how they've drafted for Team A the entire time.

[The Franchise]

In fact....I'll be randomly assigning teams to each participant after everyone is confirmed. Don't like it? Now is your time to back out.

[Hoover]

In fact....I'll be randomly assigning teams to each participant after everyone is confirmed. Don't like it? Now is your time to back out.
works for me!

[staylor26]

In fact....I'll be randomly assigning teams to each participant after everyone is confirmed. Don't like it? Now is your time to back out.

Do it. I welcome the challenge.

[CleveSteve]

I wish I could quit you.

(That means I'm in.)

[RealSNR]

In fact....I'll be randomly assigning teams to each participant after everyone is confirmed. Don't like it? Now is your time to back out.

K. How many blowjobs will it take? 3? 5? Can I pay in installments?

[RealSNR]

Also, we can still trade teams once they're assigned, right? It would suck if somebody got paired with two teams with almost no draft picks due to previous trades.

Just trying to throw that in as a safeguard

[ChiefsCountry]

You mother****ers are still running this...

Awesome, and Godspeed.

When did you quit running this thing, because that's when I took over. Now I'm tired of it, its Pest turn.

[The Franchise]

Also, we can still trade teams once they're assigned, right? It would suck if somebody got paired with two teams with almost no draft picks due to previous trades.

Just trying to throw that in as a safeguard

I'll let the whole trading of teams thing happen.

[Marco Polo]

Again, when will this start? I'll be in Europe from March 10-19. That will determine if I'm in or not.

[The Franchise]

Again, when will this start? I'll be in Europe from March 10-19. That will determine if I'm in or not.

It's honestly all going to depend on how long it takes to get the full 16 to commit. And then how long everyone wants for research. Either way....I think you'd probably be smack dab in the middle of it....even if we start earlier than the beginning of March. It's up to you if you want to start it and then find someone to take over for you or if you want to bow out for this year.

[Sfeihc]

In fact....I'll be randomly assigning teams to each participant after everyone is confirmed. Don't like it? Now is your time to back out.

I like the new tough guy approach. Welcome back.

[The Franchise]

Changed the name to honor Sac this year.

[Sfeihc]

Changed the name to honor Sac this year.

You are on a roll, my friend.:clap:

[Rain Man]

I'll play. Any more room?

[The Franchise]

I think we actually have a spot. I'm fine with Rainman joining.

[BossChief]

Is it Hoover or me picking for KC this year?

[RealSNR]

Rain Man's totally in.

[CleveSteve]

Hey Pest when can we start picking teams?

Tldr: not picking teams. Pest is assigning

[chiefscafan]

I'm in

[chiefscafan]

Good job renaming it

[CleveSteve]

If anyone wants to start reaching out to people.....go ahead. I'm hoping to get this started by the beginning of March if possible.

Relevant Dates:

Combine ends March 6th
Free Agency starts March 9th
Real Draft Starts April 27th

Would probably reflect the real draft a lot better if we started 4 or 5 days afterFree Agency starts... if that's important.

Just sayin.

[kccrow]

Relevant Dates:

Combine ends March 6th
Free Agency starts March 9th
Real Draft Starts April 27th

Would probably reflect the real draft a lot better if we started 4 or 5 days afterFree Agency starts... if that's important.

Just sayin.

I agree. Would like to wait at least until after the combine, and preferably not start until March 16 so that there is a full week of FA action.

We started on 3/16 last year and finished up on 4/14. I think we'd be fine doing the same.

[RunKC]

I'm in. I'll pick any team that anyone doesn't want. I'm not picky.

[RealSNR]

12 confirmed in the top list.

Add billay to it, as well as chiefscafan and Marco Polo.

Puts us at 15, and Rain Man makes 16.

I think we're done here. Brucey hasn't posted or been active since January, so I think we should move on and give his spot up.

Maybe we can get RunKC involved somehow. Would be cool to have him involved.

[Sfeihc]

12 confirmed in the top list.

Add billay to it, as well as chiefscafan and Marco Polo.

Puts us at 15, and Rain Man makes 16.

I think we're done here. Brucey hasn't posted or been active since January, so I think we should move on and give his spot up.

Maybe we can get RunKC involved somehow. Would be cool to have him involved.

Don't forget me.:)

[RealSNR]

Don't forget me.:)

I guess billay was already up there anyway, so... yeah.

Still comes down to one open spot, and I believe Rain Man was the first to claim it

[Sfeihc]

I've responded several times in this thread and the 2016 thread.

[RealSNR]

Weird. I thought Pestilence said he was gonna run the thing this year, but apparently PGM has taken over the job.

UPDATE THE FREAKIN OP!!

[The Franchise]

I show 15 with Marco Polo. Am I missing someone?

[Sfeihc]

I show 15 with Marco Polo. Am I missing someone?


Yes, me. :cuss:

[The Franchise]

Yes, me. :cuss:

Not sure how your name got taken off that list. I have you on my spreadsheet.

Ok....so we're at 16 with Marco Polo. But he's stated that he's going to be out of the country from the 10th-19th. We could let him start and then let RunKC take over his team while he's out. Or if he wants to bow out this year....RunKC could take his spot. I'll give him a day or two to decide. And I'll start working on randomizing teams.

Everyone is going to have one team in the top 16 and one team in the bottom 16. I'll have those decided today and then I'll give you guys a couple of days to swap teams around. Just try and keep one team in the top 16 and one team in the bottom 16.

[Sfeihc]

Not sure how your name got taken off that list. I have you on my spreadsheet.

Ok....so we're at 16 with Marco Polo. But he's stated that he's going to be out of the country from the 10th-19th. We could let him start and then let RunKC take over his team while he's out. Or if he wants to bow out this year....RunKC could take his spot. I'll give him a day or two to decide. And I'll start working on randomizing teams.

Everyone is going to have one team in the top 16 and one team in the bottom 16. I'll have those decided today and then I'll give you guys a couple of days to swap teams around. Just try and keep one team in the top 16 and one team in the bottom 16.

:clap:

[chiefscafan]

Ok thanks for organizing this pest

[Marco Polo]

Not sure how your name got taken off that list. I have you on my spreadsheet.

Ok....so we're at 16 with Marco Polo. But he's stated that he's going to be out of the country from the 10th-19th. We could let him start and then let RunKC take over his team while he's out. Or if he wants to bow out this year....RunKC could take his spot. I'll give him a day or two to decide. And I'll start working on randomizing teams.

Everyone is going to have one team in the top 16 and one team in the bottom 16. I'll have those decided today and then I'll give you guys a couple of days to swap teams around. Just try and keep one team in the top 16 and one team in the bottom 16.

If you are okay with that approach, I'm in and can pass my teams out to someone who would be interested once I leave the country.

[The Franchise]

Here's the teams.

Cleveland Browns - RainMan
San Francisco - 49ers DJ's left nut
Chicago Bears - chiefscafan
Jacksonville Jaguars - Hoover
Los Angeles Rams - O.City
New York Jets - BigMeatballBillay
Los Angeles Chargers - kccrow
Carolina Panthers - CleveSteve
Cincinnatti Bengals - TambaBerry
Buffalo Bills - Marco Polo/RunKC
New Orleans Saints - RealSNR
Philadelphia Eagles - BossChief
Arizona Cardinals - Direckshun
Indianapolis Colts - ChiefAshhole1056
Minnesota Vikings - staylor26
Baltimore Ravens - Sfeihc
Washington Redskins - ChiefAshhole1056
Tennessee Titans - chiefscafan
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - DJ's left nut
Denver Broncos - CleveSteve
Detroit Lions - TambaBerry
Miami Dolphins - Direckshun
New York Giants - O.City
Oakland Raiders - staylor26
Houston Texans - Sfeihc
Seattle Seahawks - kccrow
Kansas City Chiefs - BossChief
Dallas Cowboys - Marco Polo/RunKC
Green Bay Packers - BigMeatballBillay
Pittsburgh Steelers - RainMan
Atlanta Falcons - Hoover
New England Patriots - RealSNR

[O.city]

The fucking la rams and the fucking giants.

Man I got hillaried by pest comey. It's election 2016 all over.

[The Franchise]

So it looks like a new spot just opened up. Anyone know of anyone else that wants to play?

[CleveSteve]

Thanks for setting it up Pest.

[Sfeihc]

Well done, Pesty. Thanks for Balty, they have 4 picks in the top 100. I get to channel my inner Ozzie Newsome.

If anyone is interested in a Texan trade, let's talk.

[The Franchise]

Just a heads up....if any of you decide to trade teams.....I'll need confirmation from both parties before I'll make the change.

[RealSNR]

So it looks like a new spot just opened up. Anyone know of anyone else that wants to play?


Give RunKC the open spot and divide Marco's two teams between owners while he's on vacation?

[The Franchise]

Give RunKC the open spot and divide Marco's two teams between owners while he's on vacation?

It was a joke because O.City was being a condescending prick.

[O.city]

What the shit.

[RealSNR]

It was a joke because O.City was being a condescending prick.


I'm not joking. You saw O.City comment about BigChiefFan's pick last year. You're asking for trouble if you let him hang around

[RealSNR]

What the shit.


YOU CAN CUT THE CONDESCENSION WITH A GODDAMN GINSU BLADE

[The Franchise]

What the shit.

Don't make me fucking ban you.

[staylor26]

Eww the Raiders? Pest must hate me

Me and SNR are going to trade the Saints and Vikings

[Hoover]

Eww the Raiders? Pest must hate me

Me and SNR are going to trade the Saints and Vikings
I'd swap for the Raiders

[staylor26]

I'd swap for the Raiders

Jags for Raiders? I'd love to have the Jags since I had them last year.

[ChiefsCountry]

Jags for Raiders? I'd love to have the Jags since I had them last year.

Can't do that. Have to have a team in the top 16 and one in the bottom 16.

[staylor26]

Can't do that. Have to have a team in the top 16 and one in the bottom 16.

Ok no deal then

[ChiefAshhole1056]

Well done, Pesty. Thanks for Balty, they have 4 picks in the top 100. I get to channel my inner Ozzie Newsome.

If anyone is interested in a Texan trade, let's talk.

I'll take the Texans off your hands if you aren't interested. Does the opportunity to play the role of the alcoholic GM of the Washington "Native American Racial Slurs" do anything for you?

[Sfeihc]

I'll take the Texans off your hands if you aren't interested. Does the opportunity to play the role of the alcoholic GM of the Washington "Native American Racial Slurs" do anything for you?
Sounds good to me. Texans for Redskins pending Pesty approval.

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[RealSNR]

Eww the Raiders? Pest must hate me

Me and SNR are going to trade the Saints and Vikings

I approve this deal.

[Titty Meat]

I was gonna ask for the Jets if we could request teams thanks Pest!

[The Franchise]

Updated to show the two trades. I'll give you guys until tomorrow morning to work out anymore trades and then I'm locking it until the draft starts.

[DJ's left nut]

For what it's worth, I generally tried to pick an AFC and NFC team just to give myself a bit more of a feel for both leagues.

You probably don't want to dick around with re-assigning, but I'd imagine others share a similar approach.

Anybody with a spare AFC squad want to swap me for the Bucs?

[TambaBerry]

Thanks, I love the teams I get

[CleveSteve]

For what it's worth, I generally tried to pick an AFC and NFC team just to give myself a bit more of a feel for both leagues.

You probably don't want to dick around with re-assigning, but I'd imagine others share a similar approach.

Anybody with a spare AFC squad want to swap me for the Bucs?

DJ it doesn't really matter to me so if you'd rather have the Broncos I'm fine with that. Just let me know soon.

[BossChief]

You're the man!

[Rain Man]

Cleveland is going to wreck worlds in this draft with five of the first 65 picks. Look for a Super Bowl run.

Screw Pittsburgh. But I'll still draft for them as if they were a team that I don't despise.

[The Franchise]

Any last trades before I finalize this shit and start putting together the draft order?

If not....then start doing your research. I'm looking to start Monday the 6th. Unless there are some objections on waiting until after FA starts.

[DJ's left nut]

DJ it doesn't really matter to me so if you'd rather have the Broncos I'm fine with that. Just let me know soon.

Done.

Any last trades before I finalize this shit and start putting together the draft order?

If not....then start doing your research. I'm looking to start Monday the 6th. Unless there are some objections on waiting until after FA starts.

Pest, any objections to a Bucs/Broncs swap?

[The Franchise]

Done.



Pest, any objections to a Bucs/Broncs swap?

Nope. I'll adjust it.

[The Franchise]

Updated to show the last trade. If there aren't anymore...then I'll start working on the 7 round draft order.

[CleveSteve]

Ok sounds good.

[Direckshun]

This is bullshit.

Just kidding.

[Sfeihc]

Any last trades before I finalize this shit and start putting together the draft order?

If not....then start doing your research. I'm looking to start Monday the 6th. Unless there are some objections on waiting until after FA starts.
I wouldn't mind waiting until at least the 13th because Monday is the final day of the combine.

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[chiefscafan]

I'm good with both teams can't wait

[kccrow]

This is bullshit.

Just kidding.

?

[CleveSteve]

This is bullshit.

Just kidding.

Expert level.

[Rain Man]

Cleveland is going to stun everyone with our first pick. We have our eye on a guy we found in the jungle who was raised by chimpanzees.

[O.city]

So, when we starting this shit show

[Rain Man]

So, when we starting this shit show

Cleveland will be entertaining trade offers for as long as possible.

[The Franchise]

Cleveland will be entertaining trade offers for as long as possible.

LMAO There's no trading of draft picks.

[Rain Man]

LMAO There's no trading of draft picks.

I guess that would explain the lack of phone calls.

[Marco Polo]

I wouldn't mind waiting until at least the 13th because Monday is the final day of the combine.

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If we want to wait and start until the 13th, I'm out since I'll be in Europe from the 10th-19th.

[Sfeihc]

Starting the 6th is cool, I was just trowing it out there. It has forced me to crash course on this combine today. Ross made some money.

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[kccrow]

Stupid to start before free agency even begins

[Rain Man]

Rumors are flying out of fictional Cleveland right now. Will they go quarterback? Tight end? Nose tackle? Players are visiting every day as the Browns do their homework and look for the next Tim Couch or Courtney Brown. Who will it be?

[Quesadilla Joe]

I heard that Myles Garrett's close relationship with Von Miller could hurt his grade with some teams.

[Rain Man]

I heard that Myles Garrett's close relationship with Von Miller could hurt his grade with some teams.

It's not fair to leak our interview questions.

[chiefscafan]

So did we decide when we are starting tomorrow or after 13th?

[Rain Man]

I think we have to wait until after the combine at a minimum. Cleveland is still doing interviews.

[TambaBerry]

I'd wait 3 days after free agency starts

[The Franchise]

I'll check today and see how long it took us last time. We usually end up way earlier in the draft, so I may look at pushing it back a little bit.

[ChiefAshhole1056]

The sooner we start, the more likely someone is going to get screwed on their first pick when their team signs a big FA at the position they drafted on here. I know people are excited about this as am I, but I think the best course of action is to wait a little longer.

[BossChief]

Last year we started March 15th and ended April 14th.

The draft starts April 27th this year.

So, if we think we would finish about the same pace as last year, we could give us a little buffer zone and start in a couple weeks.

[DJ's left nut]

In in Vegas from the 15th to the 19th (ish) so I won't be in often and not likely to be terribly active over that period.

Just sayin'.

[The Franchise]

I'm thinking about pushing it back until the 20th. That will give us 38 days to be done before the draft.

[BossChief]

That makes the most sense.

That gives us a chance to see a bit of free agency before we stack our boards.

[The Franchise]

I'm just going to need help with the thread for the first week. I'll be in training that week and won't have a ton of access to CP. And since I have mod privileges now, it'll be better if someone else starts the thread. That way we have three people who can keep it up to date. Anyone wants to volunteer....just let me know.

[RealSNR]

I'm just going to need help with the thread for the first week. I'll be in training that week and won't have a ton of access to CP. And since I have mod privileges now, it'll be better if someone else starts the thread. That way we have three people who can keep it up to date. Anyone wants to volunteer....just let me know.


I'll do it.

[Rain Man]

With the first pick in the draft, Cleveland selects....




Just kidding. We haven't sent the card up yet.

[DJ's left nut]

If the 49ers do something silly like move this 1st rounder for Cousins, Imma be pissed.

Maybe they'd get Washington's 1st back in the deal. I could live with that.

[Titty Meat]

I'm thinking about pushing it back until the 20th. That will give us 38 days to be done before the draft.

You've nailed this whole thing so far. Thanks.

[brucey_72]

Dang I missed out haha I have been away for awhile

[Rain Man]

Cleveland has written their name on the card. The representative is walking to the podium.

No, wait. It appears that they're waving her back. She's walking back to the draft table now and Cleveland is scratching out the name.

[RealSNR]

I'll start the draft thread up in a couple days.

I assume we're looking at March 20, noon central start time?

[The Franchise]

I'll start the draft thread up in a couple days.

I assume we're looking at March 20, noon central start time?

Sounds good to me.

[Rain Man]

Cleveland and Pittsburgh will be having former players and celebrities announce our picks. Others are welcome to join us.

The first pick of the draft will be announced by Cleveland icon Drew Carey.

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/drew-carey-show-christa-miller-556190_359_246.jpg

[The Franchise]

This right here is why Rain Main was a resounding yes for this thing.

[Sfeihc]

Cleveland and Pittsburgh will be having former players and celebrities announce our picks. Others are welcome to join us.

The first pick of the draft will be announced by Cleveland icon Drew Carey.

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/drew-carey-show-christa-miller-556190_359_246.jpg

Cleveland Rocks!:)

[CleveSteve]

Guys I call dibs on Myles Garrett for the Panthers.

[Rain Man]

Guys I call dibs on Myles Garrett for the Panthers.

Cleveland is willing to listen to trade offers even if trades aren't allowed.

[Direckshun]

You guys have me the team with a fucking dolphin wearing a helmet?

[chiefscafan]

At least the dolphin isn't smiling anymore

[RealSNR]

So guys with the Patriots trading their first for Cooks I now have zero teams with a first round pick.

Would anybody be willing to feed me a bone with a team that actually picks in the top 32?

[O.city]

Since I've been a condescending ass apparently, you can make the Giants first round pick.

[Rain Man]

Since I've been a condescending ass apparently, you can make the Giants first round pick.

If that's your attitude, maybe you should be drafting for the Patriots.

[chiefscafan]

So did we decide a start time was it march 20th?