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eDave
03-13-2017, 04:19 PM
Just got this gray hat:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/43/d4/cd/43d4cd8f80c71e98dc63f09eabc93323.jpg

Was thinking of just having this put on the front:

http://www.drodd.com/images14/kansas-city-royals16.jpg

Any other ideas? No dicks please.

SAUTO
03-13-2017, 04:21 PM
I would just buy a royals hat:D

KCUnited
03-13-2017, 04:28 PM
I'd leave it. That's incognito af. Sometimes I'll pop into a dollar store and just buy a dark blue hat or something. Pair of dark glasses and dudes don't want none and bitches be like who's that?!

Sassy Squatch
03-13-2017, 04:28 PM
Maybe a bullet hole where your temple is would look good? Just make sure you are wearing it to put the hole in the right place.

eDave
03-13-2017, 04:48 PM
Maybe a bullet hole where your temple is would look good? Just make sure you are wearing it to put the hole in the right place.

LMAO. Dick.

eDave
03-13-2017, 04:48 PM
I would just buy a royals hat:D

TBH, I found it on the side of the road.

New World Order
03-13-2017, 04:49 PM
What about something like this:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6c/Donald_Trump_swearing_in_ceremony.jpg/240px-Donald_Trump_swearing_in_ceremony.jpg

eDave
03-13-2017, 04:49 PM
I'd leave it. That's incognito af. Sometimes I'll pop into a dollar store and just buy a dark blue hat or something. Pair of dark glasses and dudes don't want none and bitches be like who's that?!

Was thinking of that too but eDave don't need no costumes to lure the woman. He wears the finest colognes, dosed to the point where the smell does not go to the woman. Rather, the woman comes to the smell.

I'm going to some Spring Training games next week and would like to pimp my team. Less is better these days, hense the OP design. Might just go straight gangsta gray with my World Champion T-shirt my hot GF got me for Christmas.

eDave
03-13-2017, 04:50 PM
What about something like this:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6c/Donald_Trump_swearing_in_ceremony.jpg/240px-Donald_Trump_swearing_in_ceremony.jpg

Motherfocker needs to learn to wear a tie. He sells them FFS. Fuck!

TigeRRUppeRRcut
03-13-2017, 04:51 PM
If you really want to be CP hip/trendy go with the kid everyone is hyping up (aka Kaepernick 2.0)

http://img.scout.com/sites/default/files/2016/03/05/Mahomes%20K-State.jpg?w=620&h=413&fit=max

eDave
03-13-2017, 04:54 PM
If you really want to be CP hip/trendy go with the kid everyone is hyping up (aka Kaepernick 2.0)

http://img.scout.com/sites/default/files/2016/03/05/Mahomes%20K-State.jpg?w=620&h=413&fit=max

I'm curious as to the lack of muscle on the throwing arm.

TLO
03-13-2017, 04:56 PM
I assumed this was going to be a Nickhead thread for some reason.

KCUnited
03-13-2017, 04:56 PM
Was thinking of that too but eDave don't need no costumes to lure the woman. He wears the finest colognes, dosed to the point where the smell does not go to the woman. Rather, the woman comes to the smell.

I'm going to some Spring Training games next week and would like to pimp my team. Less is better these days, hense the OP design. Might just go straight gangsta gray with my World Champion T-shirt my hot GF got me for Christmas.

Get DIY on it with a strong black marker or paint pen and write YOST in big letters across the front.

raybec 4
03-13-2017, 05:08 PM
Just got this gray hat:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/43/d4/cd/43d4cd8f80c71e98dc63f09eabc93323.jpg

Was thinking of just having this put on the front:

http://www.drodd.com/images14/kansas-city-royals16.jpg

Any other ideas? No dicks please.

You already know what to put on it.

eDave
03-13-2017, 05:14 PM
Get DIY on it with a strong black marker or paint pen and write YOST in big letters across the front.

Shout out to raybec as well.

http://i.imgur.com/NyHqWzm.jpg

In58men
03-13-2017, 05:15 PM
Pimp this thread and fucking close it.

eDave
03-13-2017, 05:16 PM
Pimp this thread and ****ing close it.

No dicks.

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.24694638.0052/flat,800x800,070,f.u1.jpg

KCUnited
03-13-2017, 05:20 PM
Reminds me of this kid in junior high in the 80s. He had a plain black tee from the local sporting goods store that would also iron on letters. In simple white letters the front said Iron what? and the back said Iron Maiden! He wore it all the fucking time.

Lets get back to homemade sports gear. I'm down.

TigeRRUppeRRcut
03-13-2017, 05:23 PM
ROFL

J Diddy
03-13-2017, 05:25 PM
I'd leave it. That's incognito af. Sometimes I'll pop into a dollar store and just buy a dark blue hat or something. Pair of dark glasses and dudes don't want none and bitches be like who's that?!

I'm sure they be begging for spider man when yo incognito ass be robbing.

KCUnited
03-13-2017, 05:29 PM
I'm sure they be begging for spider man when yo incognito ass be robbing.

It's that wanted poster swag.

J Diddy
03-13-2017, 05:31 PM
It's that wanted poster swag.

I'm more of a religious poster. #GodhatesSwags

lewdog
03-13-2017, 05:56 PM
eDave has the looks to pull off anything.

Go for it kid. Do the KC in rainbow colors.

J Diddy
03-13-2017, 05:58 PM
eDave has the looks to pull off anything.

Go for it kid. Do the KC in rainbow colors.

I was talking a minute ago about Boomer Grigsby's new life living on a mountain, taking a poo in the morning dew.

Then I realized if I inverted the l and the d, you'd be dewlog. That's some funny shit right there.

Munson
03-13-2017, 06:02 PM
You should put "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" on the front. LMAO

lewdog
03-13-2017, 06:03 PM
I was talking a minute ago about Boomer Grigsby's new life living on a mountain, taking a poo in the morning dew.

Then I realized if I inverted the l and the d, you'd be dewlog. That's some funny shit right there.

Riveting shit Sherlock Holmes.

ptlyon
03-13-2017, 06:04 PM
CHUD

J Diddy
03-13-2017, 06:09 PM
Riveting shit Sherlock Holmes.

I thought it was no shit sherlock.


Fuck I'm so behind in the times.

lewdog
03-13-2017, 06:13 PM
I thought it was no shit sherlock.


Fuck I'm so behind in the times.

I was talking about your mention of Boomer Grigsby.

Your transposition of my name was very clever.

SAUTO
03-13-2017, 06:49 PM
I'm curious as to the lack of muscle on the throwing arm.

It's a fucking cannon

eDave
03-13-2017, 06:50 PM
eDave has the looks to pull off anything.

Go for it kid. Do the KC in rainbow colors.

Lewdog knows his men. That's for sure.

Dude, you up for a game? Should we bring that fag why not?

lewdog
03-13-2017, 08:12 PM
Lewdog knows his men. That's for sure.

Dude, you up for a game? Should we bring that pillowbiter why not?

I love men............

Lewdog isn't really doing any games this year. Guys missing for WBC, ticket prices continue to go up, and it's getting fucking hot now! Just been busy with other shit on weekends....fucking adulting.

I am going to the Dbacks game tomorrow as wife's work gave us free tickets.

Rain Man
03-13-2017, 08:16 PM
I didn't know that people still made their own logo hats these days. That kind of craftsmanship has been largely lost.

Beef Supreme
03-13-2017, 08:27 PM
A few suggestions:

http://i3.cpcache.com/product/773440205/i_shaved_my_balls_for_this_baseball_baseball_cap.jpg?width=750&height=750&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D

https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/compositions/19875249/views/1,width=300,height=300,version=1477658500/gone-squatchin-hats-baseball-cap.jpg

http://i3.cpcache.com/product/409006398/fat_guys_are_hard_to_kidnap_baseball_baseball_cap.jpg?width=225&height=225&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D

Dallas Chief
03-13-2017, 08:30 PM
New hat for Coachella? What a cute little raver boi you are!

TribalElder
03-13-2017, 08:32 PM
https://www.engadget.com/2017/03/13/solsol-solar-hat/

Add a solar charger for your phone

https://s.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/827ff5710a81870dace6aabd479d4219/205047806/DSCF3307.jpg

Demonpenz
03-14-2017, 12:00 AM
xc

Why Not?
03-14-2017, 12:19 AM
Lewdog knows his men. That's for sure.

Dude, you up for a game? Should we bring that pillowbiter why not?

You two nancies think I would be caught dead in public with the likes of you and......


What day should we go?

Why Not?
03-14-2017, 12:21 AM
I must say, this thread gave me an LOL moment. I opened it on my phone so with the size of the screen, I initially only saw the hat and the KC and read the premise of the post. I immediately thought "a dick, of course" only to scroll down and see "no dicks please". Hahahhaha

KCUnited
03-14-2017, 04:32 AM
You all should sell a kidney and buy a Royals/Cubs ticket for Sunday at Sloan and get my hot sports takes in person.


...if I can get out of Midway today. It's 5:30am and I'm having a beer at Harry Carey's in the airport. Life goals.

Stryker
03-14-2017, 07:06 AM
http://weknowyourdreams.com/images/fire/fire-08.jpg

loochy
03-14-2017, 07:10 AM
I'm curious as to the lack of muscle on the throwing arm.

It doesn't help Alex, now does it?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/89/36/f5/8936f5e7736f64623700c4c033443200.jpg

TEX
03-14-2017, 07:46 AM
Just got this gray hat:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/43/d4/cd/43d4cd8f80c71e98dc63f09eabc93323.jpg

Was thinking of just having this put on the front:

http://www.drodd.com/images14/kansas-city-royals16.jpg

Any other ideas? No dicks please.

I like it. It's going to look good.

loochy
03-14-2017, 07:57 AM
Why? I don't get it.

ChiliConCarnage
03-14-2017, 08:20 AM
Lewdog isn't really doing any games this year. Guys missing for WBC, ticket prices continue to go up, and it's getting ****ing hot now! Just been busy with other shit on weekends....****ing adulting.


Perhaps, the adulting school could help?

http://theadultingschool.com/

We've gathered quality, down-to-earth experts as part of our community to answer your questions and get you moving forward with the adulting fundamentals you need.

eDave
03-14-2017, 11:18 AM
I love men............

Lewdog isn't really doing any games this year. Guys missing for WBC, ticket prices continue to go up, and it's getting ****ing hot now! Just been busy with other shit on weekends....****ing adulting.

I am going to the Dbacks game tomorrow as wife's work gave us free tickets.

I'll be at Cubs/Brewers today.