Damn near got caught.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Heh, Was hosing this old hag yesterday when her husband pulls up in the driveway . The dumbass appeared to be too stupid to open the garage door so as soon as I got zipped up I punched the opener for him and ran out the front door. I gotta give this shit up !

[stumppy]

I forget, who get's monday and wed. this week ?

[Why Not?]

Lol. Ok, that was funny. Well played.

[oldman]

Well played, sir, well played :)

[FlaChief58]

:clap:

[bevischief]

Damn I hate the off season...

[TLO]

Cross thread humor, not terrible. :clap:

[ptlyon]

Hillary anus ROFL

[lewdog]

Are you calling Frazod's wife a hog?!?!

[Red Beans]

Beforee really reading your post, I assumed you mispelled "hog" with "hag".

[KChiefs1]

Heh, Was hosing this old hag yesterday when her husband pulls up in the driveway . The dumbass appeared to be too stupid to open the garage door so as soon as I got zipped up I punched the opener for him and ran out the front door. I gotta give this shit up !



You're quite a stud.

Glad the hubby was a dumbass.


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[Hoover]

Idiot probably just thought his wife was getting out of a hot bath. Lol

[Eleazar]

LMAO

[PHOG]

LMAO Good one. :clap:

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Beforee really reading your post, I assumed you mispelled "hog" with "hag".

ROFL Could have went either way

[Dante84]

Cause your beeper kept beepin

[displacedinMN]

beautiful

[beach tribe]

Cause your beeper kept beepin

Came in here to post this.

[Boiled Chicken]

Cause your beeper kept beepin

Hey you two, I was once like you, and I liked to do the...

[Frazod]

Just noticed this.... LMAO

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/1f/1f7fcd8e3bbf9c8dd0a228bc9512204012ce281c8f5a3c9366e171b9132db485.jpg

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Just noticed this.... LMAO

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/1f/1f7fcd8e3bbf9c8dd0a228bc9512204012ce281c8f5a3c9366e171b9132db485.jpg

Was waiting for you to chime in. LOL

[ChiefGator]

Beforee really reading your post, I assumed you mispelled "hog" with "hag".

Me too. I was thinking, if a hog is usually smart enough to open a garage door, he sure as hell could jack himself off as far as I am concerned.. ;)

[Iowanian]

I need a frame of reference for this joke.

[Nickhead]

I need a frame of reference for this joke.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=306682

This really just happened.

I pull into the driveway and reach up to hit the garage door opener. I had recently replaced the battery in the opener, and apparently I didn't click the two parts back in place hard enough, because the bottom part with the circuitry was gone. I figured it had fallen off in the car somewhere, so I started looking around my seat, but didn't see it. Then I got out of the car, and as I was walking around to look in the passenger side, the garage door went up. My wife gets home from work before I do, so I figured she saw or heard me pull up, and when I didn't come in right away, opened the door for me. Anyway, I found the part that had fallen off, put the two pieces back together, then pulled into the garage. I expected to see my wife downstairs when I went in the house, but she wasn't there. Then I went upstairs, and she was just coming out of her bathroom after getting out of the tub. So she not only hadn't known I was home, but hadn't opened the garage door. And, at least as far as I know, there is no one else in the house.

When the door opened, the part of the opener with the battery was attached to my visor, and the part with the circuitry was stuck between the passenger seat and the console. And the second remote is in a drawer in the kitchen missing a battery.

So how the hell did my garage door open?

[GloryDayz]

:popcorn:

[ping2000]

Heh, Was hosing this old hag yesterday when her husband pulls up in the driveway . The dumbass appeared to be too stupid to open the garage door so as soon as I got zipped up I punched the opener for him and ran out the front door. I gotta give this shit up !
"Old Hag?" Chiefs cheerleader?