This Year's Crop of Cheerleader Hopefuls

[gblowfish]

Smile Girls, Smile!
http://www.chiefs.com/media-center/photo-gallery/Photo-Gallery-2017-KC-Cheerleading-Semi-Finalists/f1225cf1-9023-433e-97bf-d3131951df8b?sf63969048=1

[Dave Lane]

I'm scared to look.

[ptlyon]

I'll take the truck

[stumppy]

I made it to #14. I swear thats a man.

[notorious]

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http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempBoyce_A--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

[PunkinDrublic]

Just embarrassing. There's way hotter chicks than that in KC. They need to just scrap the whole cheerleading program if they can't find better looking women to fill out a squad. I cringe whenever I'm watching a game and they pan to this shit show. Really makes the organization look backwater.

[notorious]

Here is the "makeup room".

http://www.polarpaint.com/files/large/77da14847f8b30733aace0537fd4c499.jpg

[PunkinDrublic]

How much extra did they have to pay the photo shop editor to remove the stretch marks.

[KCUnited]

Got excited there was a new Faces of Death promo, turned out to be the new Chiefs cheerleader calendar.

[notorious]

Some of them are good to go.


Others are not.

[PunkinDrublic]

Some of them are good to go.


Others are not.

None of them are cheerleader quality. Some of them are cute but even a team like the Baltimore Ravens manage to find bombshells to fill out their squad.

[LoneWolf]

#30 is acceptable and #78 isn't cringeworthy. #48 is the stuff of nightmares.

[sd4chiefs]

Smile Girls, Smile!
http://www.chiefs.com/media-center/photo-gallery/Photo-Gallery-2017-KC-Cheerleading-Semi-Finalists/f1225cf1-9023-433e-97bf-d3131951df8b?sf63969048=1 :shake:

http://www.chargers.com/charger-girls/squad

:whackit:

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

I made it to #14. I swear thats a man.

She's definitely more man than you are

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

13, 26, 30 will make the team. Mark it down.

[Rain Man]

It's got to be the photographer. There's simply no other explanation.

[SAUTO]

She's definitely more man than you are

There you go.

[oldman]

It's got to be the photographer. There's simply no other explanation.

That's true in a lot of those pictures. Bad angles and poor lighting can make even the hottest woman look bad. On the other hand, you really can't expect all bombshells for what they get paid. One woman I know said it's less than $1500 a season.

[CoMoChief]

Some of those girls.......yikes

Chiefs always rank at the bottom of NFL hottest cheerleader squads.

Every single black chick in that pic gallery is horrifying.

[stumppy]

She's definitely more man than you are

Now that's just hateful. Did somebody rattle your chain or did you step on it ?

[Easy 6]

This never fails to be the most disappointing thread of the year

[notorious]

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempPedersen_K--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HlpS4-6gu-k/hqdefault.jpg

[SAUTO]

I made it to #22, then I stopped and thought "went the fuck am i putting myself through this?" And then I closed the page

[TLO]

Why do half of them look like tranny's?

[listopencil]

I swear you guys have the most unattractive groups of cheerleader wannabes every year. It's crazy. It's not like there are no hot girls in your geographic area. WTF?

[stumppy]

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempPedersen_K--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HlpS4-6gu-k/hqdefault.jpg

ROFL

[Molitoth]

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempPedersen_K--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HlpS4-6gu-k/hqdefault.jpg

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:ROFLROFLROFL


Dude, that made my day. I will be walking around with a big ass grin all afternoon.

[Chief Pote]

#14 is Wesley Snipes

[Molitoth]

I couldn't make it through the whole list.

I think I saw 1 redhead that I liked.

[KCUnited]

Chiefs finally found their 22 Guys Off the Street.

[DJJasonp]

every year I see this - and every year it makes me think of:

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[Easy 6]

The Chiefs seem to prefer three qualities above all others

Thick waists

Great big horse teeth

Giant swollen waterheads

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

The only thing worse would be a slideshow of CP wives.

[mcaj22]

when you get up to about picture 40 it starts to become a test of pure will power. Really only decent one after 40 is 78, because her face isnt jumping off the screen to kill you so shes like a breath of fresh air, then you go right into 79 and it turns into a nightmare again

[FlaChief58]

Damn, there's a whole lot of fugly in that herd of heifers

[Bowser]

Smile Girls, Smile!
http://www.chiefs.com/media-center/photo-gallery/Photo-Gallery-2017-KC-Cheerleading-Semi-Finalists/f1225cf1-9023-433e-97bf-d3131951df8b?sf63969048=1

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-27-2015/ulfbyE.gif

[lewdog]

Venus Williams?!?!?

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempCobbs_B--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

[lewdog]

Is this Mickey Rourke? Droopy right eye and everything.

You can't convince me it isn't.

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempJansen_K--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Mickey+Rourke+Generation+Iron+Premieres+Hollywood+7ywTLYoYJxHl.jpg

[PunkinDrublic]

Big Daddy started a thread about the lack of quality in the Chiefs cheerleaders over 10 years ago. Shit never changes. We have the Cleveland Browns of cheerleaders.

[KCUnited]

New game: Cheerleader or FA signing?

[stumppy]

Venus Williams?!?!?

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempCobbs_B--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

More like William Penis.

[beach tribe]

OMG

I remember plenty of ongoing jokes about the squad, but holy shit, guys.

Those girls are......*shivers*

[19now11]

holly shit i never knew it was this bad. no wonder we suck. they guys have to look at this shit every sunday

[beach tribe]

Is this Mickey Rourke? Droopy right eye and everything.

You can't convince me it isn't.

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempJansen_K--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Mickey+Rourke+Generation+Iron+Premieres+Hollywood+7ywTLYoYJxHl.jpg

Look at the permanent fat roll lines from sitting on her ass and stuffing her face while watching​ Honey Boo Boo.

[Rasputin]

The Chiefs are the biggest client of The Jokers very own product Smylex

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[Bowser]

:shake:

http://www.chargers.com/charger-girls/squad

:whackit:

Speaking of, would it be a realistic goal to try and let San Diego loan us their old cheerleaders since they're not doing anything anymore?

[lewdog]

Look at the permanent fat roll lines from sitting on her ass and stuffing her face while watching​ Honey Boo Boo.

Many of the girls had those "lines" across their stomachs. Looks like trying to spray tan on some "abs."

Glorious.

[beach tribe]

Now that's just hateful. Did somebody rattle your chain or did you step on it ?

It's not him. Everybody else goes out of their way to pick on him.

Shame on you!

[Hammock Parties]

some straight up chubs in there, too

embarrassing

game manager cheerleaders

[Hammock Parties]

Alex is better looking than half those broads

[BlackHelicopters]

Not a keeper in the bunch.

[PHOG]

Oh my. :eek: :shake:

[Rain Man]

If I was picking a dozen of them based on appearance only, I'd go with...

2
18
19
25
26
30
40
62
68
74
81
83

In some of them, you can see the cuteness that is apparently being actively photoshopped out.

[stumppy]

It's not him. Everybody else goes out of their way to pick on him.

Shame on you!

I think maybe he hasn't been getting enough peter lately.

[Titty Meat]

I'm scared to look.

There's nothing wrong with being gay.

[Hammock Parties]

I can go on match.com and find 20 better looking girls in half an hour.

Who is running that shit show?

[Titty Meat]

Doesn't Alex's wife have any friends?

[Bwana]

I'm scared to look.

As well you should be. :eek:



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[Hammock Parties]

Doesn't Alex's wife have any friends?

If only we could import cheerleaders instead of QBs

http://www.49ers.com/assets/images/imported/SF/photos/clubimages/2015/09-September/temp_07545_SD_49ERS_15--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.JPG

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[RINGLEADER]

I made it to #14. I swear thats a man.

Dianoga.

[OldSchool]

ROFL

Holy shit, if that's what passes for cheerleaders in Kansas City, I never want to move there. Happy living in Southern California. :D

[The Franchise]

72. Holy fuck.

[Boiled Chicken]

http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/reading-ikea-intructions-big-lebowski-confused.gif

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempBoyce_A--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

That's when I checked out.

[Easy 6]

To be fair, these "girls" are just the tryouts, correct?

Chiefs can only work with the pool available to them

[ChiefRocka]

Gimme #21...fuck it...not much else to choose from.

[Bwana]

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[Hammock Parties]

LMAO

It's unfortunate that kind of humor would never fly today.

[Over Yonder]

I made it to #14. I swear thats a man.

I agree on 14. If that's a girl, she should punch her father in the chops for the piss poor genetics! I made it to 39. No way a man could look at that face and maintain an erection:eek: Swallow an entire bottle of Viagra, it still ain't gonna work!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'm scared to look.

I am sorry I looked.

These women are the Alex Smith of finalists.

[PunkinDrublic]

It's obvious they don't give a shit and that is what is so infuriating. Anybody putting together a squad needs to crack a fucking whip. The director needs to tell some of these girls that if they show up in two weeks with that same pooch they're gone. I hate to sound sexist but a cheerleader for an NFL team has to have a certain standard of beauty. I'd rather the Chiefs not have a cheerleading squad than continue to trot out these day shifters.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

If the goal was to put together a perfect visual representation of Reid's WCO, then the Chiefs have succeeded, and greatly.

[Hammock Parties]

If the goal was to put together a perfect visual representation of Reid's WCO, then the Chiefs have succeeded, and greatly.

Chiefs have to stay on brand.

[dannybcaitlyn]

Looks like you guys have been breeding with the Hills have Eyes clan up there.

[Bwana]

Looks like you guys have been breeding with the Hills have Eyes clan up there.

https://wordsnstuffs.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/dear-god.gif?w=500&h=365 (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjv3byixePSAhXLy4MKHWOEDxgQjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwordsnstuffs.wordpress.com%2F2016%2F05%2F13%2Fhelp-my-audio-book-has-been-bricked%2F&bvm=bv.149760088,d.cGc&psig=AFQjCNE_icqjNL2_BeDZiNYXh1cEk3OupA&ust=1490046062224133)

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I only found 3 in the whole group that were somewhat attractive. What's going on here ????? I mean there should be plenty of girls applying for a gig .

[Baby Lee]

http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/reading-ikea-intructions-big-lebowski-confused.gif

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempBoyce_A--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

Joely Fisher used to be fairly hot.

[OmahaChief]

Pretty sure 7, 14 and 38, 42, 56, 63 and 79 are or were duded. 78 would get it though. Tons of fugly in that group, really sad.

[Baby Lee]

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempHill-Dixon_B--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

Ahhw bah goohnesss, . . . if it isn't liddell miss addidude.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UaPEyXZoyL0/hqdefault.jpg

[eDave]

I'm sure they all have wonderful personalities.

[PunkinDrublic]

What's particularly insulting is I guarantee you they think that because the team is in the Midwest, fans will accept a lower standard of beauty for the teams cheerleaders. It's one thing for some of those girls to not have it in the face, but a lot of those girls didn't get themselves in good enough shape.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

What's particularly insulting is I guarantee you they think that because the team is in the Midwest, fans will accept a lower standard of beauty for the teams cheerleaders. It's one thing for some of those girls to not have it in the face, but a lot of those girls didn't get themselves in good enough shape.

Omaha will agree with this.

[notorious]

"Cheerleader Hopefuls"


Hopeful Halloween comes soon.

[Sorce]

Did Tracy Morgan make it this year?

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[mcaj22]

Pretty sure 7, 14 and 38, 42, 56, 63 and 79 are or were duded. 78 would get it though. Tons of fugly in that group, really sad.

when I got to 78 I was like finally not bad, then I clicked next to 79 and nearly shrieked

[Easy 6]

Gotta pump the brakes for #9 though, that fresh and wholesome looking dollface with a body to match

http://www.chiefs.com/media-center/photo-gallery/Photo-Gallery-2017-KC-Cheerleading-Semi-Finalists/f1225cf1-9023-433e-97bf-d3131951df8b?sf63969048=1#41bcc5b7-4ed7-4b5f-b9d6-f9bc49f51813

[DJJasonp]

Gentlemen......I think it's time to fly a banner over arrowhead again!

[Hammock Parties]

Gotta pump the brakes for #9 though, that fresh and wholesome looking dollface with a body to match

http://www.chiefs.com/media-center/photo-gallery/Photo-Gallery-2017-KC-Cheerleading-Semi-Finalists/f1225cf1-9023-433e-97bf-d3131951df8b?sf63969048=1#41bcc5b7-4ed7-4b5f-b9d6-f9bc49f51813

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[Hammock Parties]

faces of meth

http://www.chiefs.com/media-center/photo-gallery/Photo-Gallery-2017-KC-Cheerleading-Semi-Finalists/f1225cf1-9023-433e-97bf-d3131951df8b?sf63969048=1#94e1277e-3db8-4d3c-aaa5-835ef5cc4531

[Lex Luthor]

I kind of liked #92. Not much in the boob department, but overall pretty cute.

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempZeliff_L--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Looks like you guys have been breeding with the Hills have Eyes clan up there.

It's so true. I don't know what it is about the Midwest. Ever looked at a KU or Iowa crowd? It's gross.

[notorious]

:hmmm:

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempGrover_M--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

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[Rain Man]

If we're calling dibs, put me down for #30. She is fair of face and form.

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempHeavey_E--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

[Hoover]

this is an instant classic

The gals that work in my office are hotter than this shit

[TimBone]

That's true in a lot of those pictures. Bad angles and poor lighting can make even the hottest woman look bad. On the other hand, you really can't expect all bombshells for what they get paid. One woman I know said it's less than $1500 a season.

Damn, man. Really? Fucking cheapskates.

[Rain Man]

Damn, man. Really? ****ing cheapskates.

I remember reading about one team paying something like $80 per game, and then they were expected to make public appearances and charity appearances for free. It's ridiculous. These people are marketing ambassadors for your team. Pay them a fair wage for their work.

[kcpasco]

73 has a nice rack.

[scho63]

I hope these chicks look better than Chuck Berry

[JimNasium]

I hope these chicks look better than Chuck Berry

I hope Chuck didn't pee on any of them.

[ping2000]

We should bring in Russians. Damn.

[Valiant]

I remember reading about one team paying something like $80 per game, and then they were expected to make public appearances and charity appearances for free. It's ridiculous. These people are marketing ambassadors for your team. Pay them a fair wage for their work.

All true. Only benefit they get is contacts.

[Baby Lee]

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempPedersen_K--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

http://www.nbc.com/sites/nbcunbc/files/files/images/2015/3/01/140228_2750839_The_Lawrence_Welk_Show_anvver_4.jpg

[Baby Lee]

OMFG, incestuous

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempYost_C--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg?width=960&height=720

https://ucollege.wustl.edu/files/ucollege/imce/clark_hunt_mug.jpg

[loochy]

GROG SMASH

http://www.chiefs.com/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempSperling_V--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg

[kccrow]

There's a lot of ugly in there. I went up to 49 and saw 1 ok-ish one in the whole lot. Fuck that noise.

[Eleazar]

Yeah, they get paid basically nothing, it's a crap job.

[MahiMike]

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

[Eleazar]

I love this annual thread of (middle aged, obese, goateed) CPers bashing women they'd have no chance at LMAO Regardless of how they compare to the Charger girls or whatever

[MahiMike]

This is why we never win anything. Our trophy chicks are castoffs. To be fair, the NFL should have a draft for cheerleaders so we can get a few good ones.

[Rain Man]

This is why we never win anything. Our trophy chicks are castoffs. To be fair, the NFL should have a draft for cheerleaders so we can get a few good ones.

We'd just blow the #1 pick on Kate Beckinsale when Winona Ryder is right there for the taking.

[stumppy]

We'd just blow the #1 pick on Kate Beckinsale when Winona Ryder is right there for the taking.

And they would have passed on T'ea Leoni. :cuss:

[Rooster]

This is why we never win anything. Our trophy chicks are castoffs. To be fair, the NFL should have a draft for cheerleaders so we can get a few good ones.

KC would most likely trade out of the first round so they could draft more fatties on day two. :D

[notorious]

KC would most likely trade out of the first round so they could draft more fatties on day two. :D

Nah, they would be retread cheerleaders from San Fran, and all of their stalkers would infest CP.

[Skyy God]

ROFL

Holy shit, if that's what passes for cheerleaders in Kansas City, I never want to move there. Happy living in Southern California. :D

Missouri 9s are Cali 6s.

[Lex Luthor]

GROG SMASH

http://www.chiefs.com/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempSperling_V--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/A4P9RkN.png

[Steron]

The lighting on these pictures is awful. I have to believe that the photographer isn't doing some of these women justice.

Passable - 1,2,5,11,12,18,23,26,28,30,34,54,78,81,83,92

The rest are simply horrific. I'd lay money that some of them are men.

[BlackHelicopters]

Aren't the Lawrence and Mizzou campuses just an hour away?

[gblowfish]

Missouri and Kansas are capable of producing some of the most beautiful women in the world. Cassandra Peterson (aka Elvira) is from Manhattan, KS. Patti McGwire is from St. Louis. It's just that they all leave for California or New York to find work as models or actresses.

[wutamess]

The only thing worse would be a slideshow of CP wives.

LOL! No SHIT!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The only thing worse would be a slideshow of CP wives.

I'm fairly certain that Gonzo/Lumpy win this one hands-down.

when you get up to about picture 40 it starts to become a test of pure will power. Really only decent one after 40 is 78, because her face isnt jumping off the screen to kill you so shes like a breath of fresh air, then you go right into 79 and it turns into a nightmare again

LMAO

[ModSocks]

I swear, it has to be the photographer. There's no way that year after year after year the Chiefs can trout out what seem to be the worst crop of Cheerleaders in professional sports.

It has to be a lighting/photography issue. It simply defies logic.

[vailpass]

Missouri and Kansas are capable of producing some of the most beautiful women in the world. Cassandra Peterson (aka Elvira) is from Manhattan, KS. Patti McGwire is from St. Louis. It's just that they all leave for California or New York to find work as models or actresses.

Elvira? Whoever that other one is? This is 2017.
Are you in charge of casting calls for Chiefs Cheerleader tryouts?

[gblowfish]

Elvira? Whoever that other one is? This is 2017.
Are you in charge of casting calls for Chiefs Cheerleader tryouts?

Patti McGwire, dude...

[Hammock Parties]

I swear, it has to be the photographer.

They're using the wrong lens and terrible lighting. They managed to make every girl look 15 lbs heavier than they actually are.

[Rooster]

The whole concept of a cheerleader is so strange if you think about it.

[vailpass]

Patti McGwire, dude...

1977, dude.

[Rooster]

1977, dude.

Want someone more recent? Kirstie Alley.. Wichita, KS. You're welcome. ;)

[vailpass]

Want someone more recent? Kirstie Alley.. Wichita, KS. You're welcome. ;)

https://cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/52235509.jpg

[vailpass]

I'm not saying there aren't plenty of hot girls in that area. I"m saying the examples you guys are using are NOT illustrative of that fact.

[Rooster]

https://cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/52235509.jpg

She's still got it.. :D

[eDave]

I'm not saying there aren't plenty of hot girls in that area. I"m saying the examples you guys are using are NOT illustrative of that fact.

Exactly. There are some damn fine looking women in KC. I see them every time I am there. Not exactly Scottsdale Gold Digger hot, but still.

[ModSocks]

Want someone more recent? Kirstie Alley.. Wichita, KS. You're welcome. ;)

GAH

C'mon man....you're not yourself any favors here.

[ModSocks]

She's still got it.. :D

Got what? A couple family size bags of dorritos and a diet coke?

[ModSocks]

Exactly. There are some damn fine looking women in KC. I see them every time I am there. Not exactly Scottsdale Gold Digger hot, but still.

Yeah but once they realize how hot they are they move to Cali.

[eDave]

Here's a hot chick from the area:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/63/e3/8d/63e38dffdac825f4f66e0af9759d2289.jpg

[eDave]

Yeah but once they realize how hot they are they move to Cali.

Next stop; BRAZZERS.

[notorious]

1. Don't apply your makeup with a fucking paint sprayer

2. Bangs cover Manninghead.

3. Don't make your hair as big as you possibly can

4. Smile like you are happy, not like you just won the fucking lottery

[vailpass]

She's still got it.. :D

:D I like your style.

[gblowfish]

She's still got it.. :D

I think she'd blow you for Taco Bell....

[Rooster]

I think she'd blow you for Taco Bell....

:LOL:

If I get to pretend I'm Sam Malone then I could cross something off my bucket list.

[InChiefsHeaven]

The lighting on these pictures is awful. I have to believe that the photographer isn't doing some of these women justice.

Passable - 1,2,5,11,12,18,23,26,28,30,34,54,78,81,83,92

The rest are simply horrific. I'd lay money that some of them are men.

It's like this every year. Makes you wonder if the webmaster is blind, or the photographer is blind. The girls themselves tend to look much better in real life, which is odd given that with photography can be touched up...I have to believe that they hate these pics being out there as well...

...why oh why do the Chiefs put this out every year? I mean, they HAVE to know these pics are LARGELY horrible...

[19now11]

This is why we never win anything. Our trophy chicks are castoffs. To be fair, the NFL should have a draft for cheerleaders so we can get a few good ones.

youd fuck it up.

[Easy 6]

http://replygif.net/i/648.gif

Never really figured you for a druggie... until now

[MahiMike]

Other thing about these girls - they are too fit. I don't really want 6 pack abs on my girls. I prefer the old days when the Cowboy cheerleaders jiggled all over the sideline.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

youd fuck it up.

Indeed. The Chiefs would trade two 2nd's for the ugliest hag in the stable.

[Hammock Parties]

Never really figured you for a druggie... until now

That chick is pudgy dude.

[eDave]

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2017/03-March/tempJones_T--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg

[kccrow]

I love this annual thread of (middle aged, obese, goateed) CPers bashing women they'd have no chance at LMAO Regardless of how they compare to the Charger girls or whatever

LOL what? Jesus man that's sick. No chance at? Hell, I don't want a chance at 98% of these ugly ducks.

[Easy 6]

That chick is pudgy dude.

Thats whats called a woman... with a timeless, glowing face, son

Get that spandex pinching up all of the wrong spots off her and hang on

[Valiant]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155145141528373&id=11373923372&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&_rdr

Looks like new uniforms and toned down makeup for the season. Lots of beautiful women.

[vailpass]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155145141528373&id=11373923372&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&_rdr

Looks like new uniforms and toned down makeup for the season. Lots of beautiful women.

:shake:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

:shake:

Eh, they're not ALL horrible-looking.

[Graystoke]

I am thinking Burka's would solve the whole thing

[Baby Lee]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155145141528373&id=11373923372&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&_rdr

Looks like new uniforms and toned down makeup for the season. Lots of beautiful women.

Good Lord. Any group of girls dumb enough to descend into screaming and tears of joy over a skirt and a halter top, there's gotta be one in there dumb enough to let me PIIHB.

Thanks for the inspiration

[Graystoke]

SEE!
They do it in Jacksonville.
http://www.forgetfoo.me/images/blog/jacksonville-jaguar-cheerleaders-burka.jpg

[Demonpenz]

In Johnson county there are hot girls working at arbys. Power and Light Plaza and Westport have stunners. Black Dog Starbucks basically anywhere in kc exept for independece raytown Liberty and arrowhead there are hot girls.

[gblowfish]

In Johnson county there are hot girls working at arbys. Power and Light Plaza and Westport have stunners. Black Dog Starbucks basically anywhere in kc exept for independece raytown Liberty and arrowhead there are hot girls.

There are hot girls in Independence.
Ever heard of Elizabeth Hilden?

Take that back or I will fight you.

[Eureka]

I always figured there are HOT women everywhere. I live on the coast in Cali and their a dime a dozen here.

These Chiefs Cheerleaders prob have great personality's.

[Tombstone RJ]

I am thinking Burka's would solve the whole thing

Out-side-the-box, this man IS thinking. I tip my cap to you good sir.

[Tombstone RJ]

In Johnson county there are hot girls working at arbys. Power and Light Plaza and Westport have stunners. Black Dog Starbucks basically anywhere in kc exept for independece raytown Liberty and arrowhead there are hot girls.

LIAR!