****Official KC Royals @ Houston Astros GDT APRIL 8,2017****

[BlackHelicopters]

Let's do this boys. Going for two in a row. Duffy on the hill.
#RaisedRoyal

[BlackHelicopters]

Let's go Royals!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

This should be an ass whoopin !

[Deberg_1990]

Duffy vs Keuchel

Royals 12
Astros 14

[KChiefs1]

Keuchel has always been nails at home


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[RealSNR]

Fuck the pube beard asshole.

[RealSNR]

After of course the fact that we were moving on to the ALCS and Cueto's fucking outstanding performance, my favorite part about Game 5 against Houston was that we raped Dallas Keuchel in the 8th on our way out of the series. Left a nice dried jizz stain on his face as he thought about how he was going to put his life back together.

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[Munson]

Let's sweep the ASStro's!

[BlackHelicopters]

First inning, nothing doing.

[KCUnited]

They're swinging early on Duff.

[chiefqueen]

So are the folks with Spectrum cable able to watch the game or are they relying on the rest of us to do the play-by-play thing?

[Meatloaf]

I'm watching the game on Spectrum, so an agreement must've been reached!

[Dartgod]

DFA Duffy.

[KChiefs1]

Jeremy Guthrie doing Jeremy Guthrie things.

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[Munson]

Jeremy Guthrie doing Jeremy Guthrie things.


Reminds me of his Memorial Day 2015 performance against the Yanks. ROFL

[petegz28]

0-2 to a walk is something we do too much

[petegz28]

Jfc we look like clowns

[bsroyals54]

Colon, please fucking stop running in front of Escobar...

[Dartgod]

Settle down Duffy. Need a DP here.

[petegz28]

Walk and back to back infield hits and now another hit

[Dartgod]

Oh hey, shit starts going bad and Pete and bsroyals show up.

[bsroyals54]

And where the fuck is Whit??? He is the best player at 2B at this moment... I don't understand. Play Mondesi at AAA everyday to give him reps

[bsroyals54]

Oh hey, shit starts going bad and Pete and bsroyals show up.

yea interesting right?

[Ron Swanson]

Well, that could have been a lot worse. Not real confident we can score two runs though.

[KCUnited]

Could've been much worse.

[bsroyals54]

Curse my bad luck and bases loaded 1 out DP's... DAMN IT TO HELL!!!

[petegz28]

Cutty....

[bsroyals54]

Cuthbert on my fantasy team , DAMN MY LUCK TO HELL!!!!!! BTW SO IS SALVY AND MOOSE... THE PEOPLE WITH THE MOST HRS ON THE TEAM.. IM A GENIUS :)

[SAUTO]

That was a fucking shot by cheslor

[petegz28]

Oh hey, shit starts going bad and Pete and bsroyals show up.
Lick sand, dick. I've been driving.

[tk13]

There's my boy Cuthbert. If Moss doesn't hit Cuthbert is going to start stealing his time.

[bsroyals54]

would also like to admit i won my ncaa bracket, damn my luck sucks i tells ya

If Cheslor can move to 2B that would be glorious....

[Buehler445]

There's my boy Cuthbert. If Moss doesn't hit Cuthbert is going to start stealing his time.

That was a really nice swing.

[KCUnited]

Dude is like a spider monkey fielding off the mound.

[petegz28]

Twice now Colon goes right back to the pitcher.

[Deberg_1990]

Colon with a worthless at bat

[RealSNR]

Go fuck yourself, Jake

[Ron Swanson]

awful tag Colon

[RealSNR]

Shit. That will probably overturn.

Colon looks like a colon

[Dartgod]

The angle from center field looked like he might be safe, but not clear enough.

[Ron Swanson]

looked safe to me, but I'll take it

[RealSNR]

Nope! Jaker remains fucked!

[SAUTO]

Probably saved a run

[Dartgod]

Duffy looking mortal. Doesn't look comfortable out there to me.

[RealSNR]

Duffy looking mortal. Doesn't look comfortable out there to me.

He just doesn't care anymore since he got paid

/some dumbass

[-King-]

Guthrie allowed 10 runs 0.2IP and left with a ERA of 135
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[KCUnited]

Making Kegels look like a gold glover tonight.

[siberian khatru]

Man we hit a shit ton of ground balls

[Al Bundy]

Man we hit a shit ton of ground balls

Most of these guys playing tonight are lucky to make contact. Right now, this lineup has 6 automatic outs in it.

[SPchief]

Damn nice play

[petegz28]

By the new rule that's an illegal slide

[Ron Swanson]

should be out

[Dartgod]

Come on, Alex!

[Ron Swanson]

Gordo!

[Dartgod]

Hell yeah!!

[Buehler445]

Gordon like a fucking BOSS

[Dartgod]

LoCain!

[Al Bundy]

Get that Zero ERA outta here...

[Ron Swanson]

LoCain!

[Dartgod]

Hosmer, do something positive, ya fucking bum

[Ron Swanson]

HOSMER!

[Buehler445]

Fuck you Houston. Fuck you.

[Al Bundy]

HozBomb!!!

[Dartgod]

Haha! I no sooner clicked the submit button and BOOOOM!!

[Buehler445]

Jesus. He got all of that.

[SAUTO]

Fuck
Yes

[siberian khatru]

I'm speechless

[Paniero]

I'm at the game. This inning killed the wave the crowd has been working on for 20 minutes.

[KChiefs1]

I'm loving this inning.


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[Ron Swanson]

SALVY!

[Dartgod]

SALVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

[RealSNR]

Apparently Jeremy Guthrie was beamed directly to Houston after his awful stead in the 1st inning earlier, put on a Luke Gregerson jersey, and went to work in the 8th.

[Buehler445]

Don't even piss on them to put the fire out.

[SAUTO]

Wow

[RollChiefsRoll]

Boooommmm

[A Salt Weapon]

Haha just opening it up on them. Love watching this.

[RealSNR]

LMAO

Can we face Luke Gregerson every night?

[PunkinDrublic]

Houston do you what nemesis is?

[Al Bundy]

Astros fans heading in to the smoggy polluted night.

[siberian khatru]

I like 8th innings in Houston

[petegz28]

Moar runs!!!!!

[ChiliConCarnage]

Well, that was fun

[Sassy Squatch]

Why is hockey on the TV when it should be Royals?

[KCUnited]

Damn that ball boy a chunk.

[tk13]

Now that was an inning.

[Sassy Squatch]

Why is hockey on the TV when it should be Royals?
Nobody else?

[PHOG]

LET'S GO ROYALS! clap clap, clap clap clap :clap:

[Buehler445]

Atta boy Moylan.

I wasn't paying attention. Who were they rolling with in the 9th

[RealSNR]

Moylan looks good. Knock on wood, of course. A 38-year old pitcher can suck hard in a hurry.

Our bullpen ain't what it used to be, but it might not be all that bad after all.

[Dartgod]

Strahm in the 9th?

[wazu]

Moylan looks good. Knock on wood, of course. A 38-year old pitcher can suck hard in a hurry.

Our bullpen ain't what it used to be, but it might not be all that bad after all.

Kinda cool after he tweeted out before opening day how grateful he was to the Royals for making his first opening day roster since like 2011z

[petegz28]

Come on..just need 3 outs and our pitcher is looking like ass after only 2 pitches

[Deberg_1990]

Hang on to your hats boys

Gonna be a wild 9th!

[petegz28]

1

[RealSNR]

Yank him.

[siberian khatru]

I think Ned has overused Minor this week.

[petegz28]

Minor is a Rollercoaster

[petegz28]

2

[Buehler445]

Minor might actually make someone dead

[tk13]

I think Ned has overused Minor this week.

They made it sound like they were going to take it easy on him... but it really hasn't been that way.

I'm sure it's tempting for Ned just because Minor throws hard and we don't have many guys who throw 95 down there anymore.

[petegz28]

No walks!

[petegz28]

Winner!

[Buehler445]

Good win. Fuck Houston.

[GloryDayz]

I am THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best fan ever!!!!!!!

[SAUTO]

Fuck yeah

[Dartgod]

WINNAR!!!

[tk13]

There's a series win. Almost looked like the Royals tonight.

[KCUnited]

Way to get a win for Duff.

[siberian khatru]

Quite a bounceback

[Buehler445]

Sweep these fools

[SAUTO]

Way to get a win for Duff.

And a loss for them in a game kookley started, that's big too.

[KChiefs1]

Cleveland losing too.


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[CaliforniaChief]

Great win! It would be great to get the sweep and come home at 3-3. Ironic that it would be 3 losses to Minnesota and 3 wins against Houston.

[Bearcat]

Cleveland losing too.


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Diamondbacks are going to win the World Series.

[tk13]

For old times sake.

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[New World Order]

Elusive needs to start more game threads.

[jimidollar]

Holy shit! It's a winning streak!

[BlackHelicopters]

2017 GDT record. 1-0.

[KChiefs1]

2017 GDT record. 1-0.



Should be a new policy that the GDT starter be the same as the day before if the Royals win to keep the streak alive!



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[Munson]

Should be a new policy that the GDT starter be the same as the day before if the Royals win to keep the streak alive!



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I agree.

Elusive, start today's GDT before someone else does!

[BlackHelicopters]

With pleasure, gentlemen. No homo.