Father and son shoot each other over who's turn to walk the dog.

[raybec 4]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/04/10/chicago-father-son-shoot-each-other-after-arguing-about-walking-dog-police-say.html

Not surprisingly this happened in Chicago.

A son is dead and his father seriously injured after they shot each other during an argument over walking the dog.

Chicago Police said the shooting happened in the city's South-Side Burnside neighborhood on Sunday morning.



Donald Johnson, 22, was shot multiple times and died. His father, who is 43, was also shot multiple times. The father was hospitalized in fair condition on Sunday night.

Neighbors and community activists were frustrated.

"How did we get here? How did we get to the point where 'I hate my blood family enough to take his life'? It makes no sense," said community activist Ja'mal Green.

Green said that there is so much pain in Chicago's troubled neighborhoods that even the most trivial interactions can explode.

[Reerun_KC]

Bob Dole strikes again?

[Frazod]

It was a beautiful day up here yesterday. :shrug:

[Reerun_KC]

Chicago, the oasis of the Obama administration...

[raybec 4]

It has to be something in the water. No refrigerator is safe, and now this!!

[booger]

Don't drink the water

[Hammock Parties]

Should have left them be on the patio furniture.

[booger]

It has to be something in the water. No refrigerator is safe, and now this!!

Get out of my brain you dirty demon!

[Frazod]

Both of you

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[Rooster]

I bet that poor dog never got to take a walk.

[booger]

Both of you

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/502111486915788801/DtB5ruDz_400x400.jpeg

When the wife says something about the litter box being full you must follow her orders or else!

[Mr. Laz]

evolution at work

Hopefully the son hadn't had a chance to breed yet.

[Bowser]

Mods, move this thread to the "frickin dog question" thread. TIA

[raybec 4]

Both of you

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I couldn't help myself. It's not my fault, it's the way society has programmed me.

[Frazod]

When the wife says something about the litter box being full you must follow her orders or else!

Cleaning the litter boxes is the wife's job.

[booger]

Cleaning the litter boxes is the wife's job.

I hope you two don't drink from the tap!

[The Franchise]

Guess it's the Father's turn.

[Fish]

So did anybody end up walking the dog?

[Bowser]

Guess it's the Father's turn.

http://i.imgur.com/7DTly.gif

[Reerun_KC]

So did anybody end up walking the dog?

inquiring minds wanna know!!!

[TimeForWasp]

The poor dog thinks it's his fault.

[Rooster]

So did anybody end up walking the dog?

Nope. It's shitting on the carpet as we speak.

[RobBlake]

evolution at work

Hopefully the son hadn't had a chance to breed yet.

No - more like some cultural issues at work

[Frazod]

Crazy town, Chicago. A Cook County judge got greased this morning. I guess they're thinking robbery gone bad, but he worked criminal court and had been involved with some big cases, including Jennifer Hudson's family and the Brown's Chicken massacre.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-man-shot-dead-woman-wounded-in-roseland-neighborhood-20170410-story.html

[Marcellus]

Darwinism at work.

[Hydrae]

But I thought guns were outlawed in Chicago so this can't have really happened. Right?

[Mr. Laz]

I thought if guns were owned by good people then nothing bad would happen.

[raybec 4]

Crazy town, Chicago. A Cook County judge got greased this morning. I guess they're thinking robbery gone bad, but he worked criminal court and had been involved with some big cases, including Jennifer Hudson's family and the Brown's Chicken massacre.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-man-shot-dead-woman-wounded-in-roseland-neighborhood-20170410-story.html

That's nuts. You've got to have brass balls to whack a judge. This ain't Mexico.

[KCUnited]

That's nuts. You've got to have brass balls to whack a judge. This ain't Mexico.

Yep, Mexico's a couple a couple blocks to the north.

[Rooster]

That's nuts. You've got to have brass balls to whack a judge. This ain't Mexico.

No shit. That's like something out of a mob movie.

[Frazod]

That's nuts. You've got to have brass balls to whack a judge. This ain't Mexico.

Sounds like it was a robbery. Woman (judge's girlfriend, I assume) went outside and was shot first while he was still inside. He heard the shot and went outside and confronted the guy, who shot him multiple times. Sounds like the lady's going to make it, but the judge was DOA.

And that's why you carry a gun, kids.

[ChiTown]

I was totally expecting this to involve William Ligue Jr and William Ligue III, and Tom Gamboa as The Dog..........

[ThaVirus]

evolution at work

Hopefully the son hadn't had a chance to breed yet.


Dude was 22.

That's like 64 in Chicago years.

[siberian khatru]

Dude was 22.

That's like 64 in Chicago years.

ROFL

[TimBone]

Guess it's the Father's turn.
Yeah.....setting all other absurdities aside, this was the absolute worst way to decide whose turn it was. You win the shootout, you have to walk the dog by default.

[Frazod]

Dude was 22.

That's like 64 in Chicago years.

LMAO

[Hydrae]

That's nuts. You've got to have brass balls to whack a judge. This ain't Mexico.

We had a judge shot (not killed though) in Austin a year and a half ago:

http://www.statesman.com/news/local/travis-county-judge-julie-kocurek-shot-outside-home-officials-confirm/QxwQSGlyr67CDrnjhPwqgI/

Honestly I would expect something like this in Chicago long before Austin.

Three indicted for this attempted murder:

http://kxan.com/2016/09/23/3-indicted-for-judge-kocurek-shooting/

[Rain Man]

That dog must be one of those that has to stop and sniff everything.

[Iowanian]

So who walked the dog?

[notorious]

I bet that poor dog never got to take a walk.

ROFL

[BWillie]

May I suggest cats

[Rain Man]

I'm kind of worried that one of these people might be seclark.

[Coochie liquor]

That dog must be one of those that has to stop and sniff everything.

ROFL

[listopencil]

Sounds like it was a robbery. Woman (judge's girlfriend, I assume) went outside and was shot first while he was still inside. He heard the shot and went outside and confronted the guy, who shot him multiple times. Sounds like the lady's going to make it, but the judge was DOA.

And that's why you carry a gun, kids.

Is it true that judges get to carry guns around all the time, even in courtrooms?

[Kman34]

I think the dog was the mastermind of the crime... pitted them against each other by simply whining at the door....

[notorious]

I think the dog was the mastermind of the crime... pitted them against each other by simply whining at the door....

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[Kclee]

Note found at the scene:

The dogs are on the patio furniture again, take the dogs for a walk quick before the 'ole lady gets home.

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[lewdog]

Hopefully this wiped two White Sox fans off the map.

[Frazod]

Is it true that judges get to carry guns around all the time, even in courtrooms?

I honestly have no idea - outside of a handful of traffic court appearances, the last judge I had any regular interaction with was a Navy captain, and that was nearly 30 years ago. And if Judge Z carried, I never saw it. :D

I do kind of doubt it, though, this being Chicago and all, but then again, judges are part of the in crowd, and little people laws don't apply to them.

I'd say its fairly obvious this judge wasn't packing at the time, though. If I hear a gunshot and my wife screaming, I'm going out ready to roll.

Your post has reminded me of the judge Jack Warden played in And Justice For All. He certainly carried.

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/6/63/AJFL02.jpg/500px-AJFL02.jpg

[Frazod]

Hopefully this wiped two White Sox fans off the map.

Well, both of the incidents being discussed here did happen on the south side, so it's probably a safe bet.

But Cub fans are far more annoying. Especially since last year. :#

[Simply Red]

So did anybody end up walking the dog?

ROFL

[ROYC75]

Meanwhile the dog is just devastated, having this over it's head will not bode well when he attempts to takes up new owners.

The dogs first comments was : " Well, this is just overkill! "


No Food
No Water
No Home
No Owner

[listopencil]

I honestly have no idea - outside of a handful of traffic court appearances, the last judge I had any regular interaction with was a Navy captain, and that was nearly 30 years ago. And if Judge Z carried, I never saw it. :D

I do kind of doubt it, though, this being Chicago and all, but then again, judges are part of the in crowd, and little people laws don't apply to them.

I'd say its fairly obvious this judge wasn't packing at the time, though. If I hear a gunshot and my wife screaming, I'm going out ready to roll.

Your post has reminded me of the judge Jack Warden played in And Justice For All. He certainly carried.

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/6/63/AJFL02.jpg/500px-AJFL02.jpg

Yeah. I don't know why but I have it stuck in my head that judges are one of the few people allowed to carry in a court room. And same here about this particular situation. I don't think I would live in a big city without going around armed. I'm regularly polite enough to avoid trouble and I also tend to work through situations that could end in violent confrontations. But I'll kill a guy with no hesitation if I have to and I'd rather be prepared to do so in a place like Chicago.

[lewdog]

Well, both of the incidents being discussed here did happen on the south side, so it's probably a safe bet.

But Cub fans are far more annoying. Especially since last year. :#

Without a doubt.

I rooted very hard for our division rival to win the Series last year. So disappointing.

[Lzen]

I thought if guns were owned by good people then nothing bad would happen.

Good people? :hmmm:

[Frazod]

Good people? :hmmm:

Yeah, in a city of 2.7 million people, there was exactly one instance of two people having a gunfight over who's going to walk the dog.

I don't see this as a growing trend. :D

[Chief_For_Life58]

those types of people just tend to lose their minds when theyre in intense situations

[raybec 4]

Yeah. I don't know why but I have it stuck in my head that judges are one of the few people allowed to carry in a court room. And same here about this particular situation. I don't think I would live in a big city without going around armed. I'm regularly polite enough to avoid trouble and I also tend to work through situations that could end in violent confrontations. But I'll kill a guy with no hesitation if I have to and I'd rather be prepared to do so in a place like Chicago.

I have gotten so used to having mine everywhere I go, I always feel a little bit vulnerable when I don't have it. I'm too old to fight and I really don't see myself being the person who gets robbed without some resistance.

[Rain Man]

Yeah, in a city of 2.7 million people, there was exactly one instance of two people having a gunfight over who's going to walk the dog.

I don't see this as a growing trend. :D

Yeah, but now the copycat crimes will start. Er, well, the copydog crimes.

[dj56dt58]

Well, both of the incidents being discussed here did happen on the south side, so it's probably a safe bet.

But Cub fans are far more annoying. Especially since last year. :#

Whatever


Bitches!