Well, I Just Fount Something that Freaks me out more than Clowns

[Otter]

I've been letting the beard grow for a little while and the lady decided it was time for a trim. She took me to an old school barber for a hair cut and a shave.

Did anyone ever get and old school straight razor shave where another guy is shaving you? I felt like I was about to be whacked Goodfellas style. I stood up and wiped the shaving cream off my face and left right in the middle.

What if that dude shad a quick sneeze and cut your throat open? I'm definitely not a fan of getting shaved by a man with a straight razor. Stupid thread but venting.

[Nickhead]

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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Wow, what a puss. you watch too much TV er sumpthin!

[Otter]

Wow, what a puss. you watch too much TV er sumpthin!

Let me shave you with a straight razor with your neck stretched out out like a hogs weenie. You're one sneeze away from getting a juggler cut open.

Best part is me and my wife are in separate rooms avoiding each other and I have half a neck beard. Ya know what, I'm not shaving till the morning just to piss her off more.

[Amnorix]

Yeah, it was odd, but actually pretty terrific. I was in my 20s and had just moved into a new area. Needed a haircut, and as I was in law school at the time, I wasn't exactly shaving every day. Went into a barber shop and he was old school. Didn't even ask for it or expect it, but suddenly the chair went back, the hot towels came out along with the shaving cream and the straight edge.

And yes, you do have that moment of "holy crap, my life is literally in this guy's hands", but it was a very close shave and the hot towels were nice.

:shrug: I survived and lived to tell the tale.

[Otter]

Yeah, it was odd, but actually pretty terrific. I was in my 20s and had just moved into a new area. Needed a haircut, and as I was in law school at the time, I wasn't exactly shaving every day. Went into a barber shop and he was old school. Didn't even ask for it or expect it, but suddenly the chair went back, the hot towels came out along with the shaving cream and the straight edge.

And yes, you do have that moment of "holy crap, my life is literally in this guy's hands", but it was a very close shave and the hot towels were nice.

:shrug: I survived and lived to tell the tale.


Bleah, I almost had a panic attack for the first time in 20 years. Fuck that.

[Dartgod]

This should help you sleep well tonight. You're welcome...

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[Frazod]

This should help you sleep well tonight. You're welcome...

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Well played...... :evil:

Otter's wife will probably have to pry him off the ceiling after he sees that.

[Simply Red]

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[Chief Pagan]

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[scho63]

When I lived in San Fran, there was an old school barber shop right next to the Pacific Stock Exchange on Pine Street. It was all male barbers, mostly old Italian guys in white barber's jackets and the super heavy metal chairs with the food stands for resting your feet. They gave a great haircut and finished with hot shaving cream and a straight razor. I loved that place. They also had tons of Playboy and Penthouse magazines for while you wait. Couldn't get more ol' school than that!

[Otter]

This should help you sleep well tonight. You're welcome...

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/16110093_240053463104479_604534234803077120_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTQyNzY4OTUxNzU2NTEzNzAyNA%3D%3D.2 That has about as much happening as me eating out Rosie O'Dnellel. Jerk! :D

[bdj23]

I've always wanted to try it, but i can't grow enough facial/neck hair to justify paying for it.

[Just Passin' By]

Barber shaves are awesome.

[kjwood75nro]

Let me shave you with a straight razor with your neck stretched out out like a hogs weenie. You're one sneeze away from getting a juggler cut open.

Best part is me and my wife are in separate rooms avoiding each other and I have half a neck beard. Ya know what, I'm not shaving till the morning just to piss her off more.
Nobody likes jugglers. Cut away.

[Otter]

I've had worse nights just ranting. Thanks for listening to me rant, and fuck your clown pictures. Good night and go fuck yourselves!

[Sassy Squatch]

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Think I'd rather do that than this.

[Just Passin' By]

I've had worse nights just ranting. Thanks for listening to me rant, and **** your clown pictures. Good night and go **** yourselves!

LMAO

[alpha_omega]

Barber shaves are awesome.

Yes, but only from someone that knows what they are doing, I've had a shitty one before.

[Just Passin' By]

Yes, but only from someone that knows what they are doing, I've had a shitty one before.

You have my sympathies. I've gotten them for decades, and I don't recall ever even been really nicked.

[crazycoffey]

Bleah, I almost had a panic attack for the first time in 20 years. Fuck that.

Oh you poor baby.

Lol


Side note, sneezing isn't enough to cut into the juggler, let alone the jugular.

[threebag]

Nobody likes jugglers. Cut away.

Or Mimes.

Edit: FUCK MIMES

[ChiliConCarnage]

Update the life insurance recently? Wife may have been having you taken out.

Fight or Flight. You either had to kill or disable the barber first or skedaddle. Good choice

[Nickhead]

Update the life insurance recently? Wife may have been having you taken out.

Fight or Flight. You either had to kill or disable the barber first or skedaddle. Good choice

that's just dumb. or is it ;)

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Ghost of Nick Berg screaming out "PUSSY"

[MatriculatingHank]

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[Demonpenz]

those shaves are awesome, but it seems like it is so close in grown hairs will happen.