Why I won’t date hot women anymore

[Hammock Parties]

ROFLROFLROFL This is priceless. Some of the tweets have been savage.

http://nypost.com/2017/04/12/why-hot-people-arent-worth-dating/

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/barguy.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=664&h=441&crop=1

When it came to dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity, Dan Rochkind had no problem snagging the city’s most beautiful women.

“I could have [anyone] I wanted,” says Rochkind, now 40 and an Upper East Sider with a muscular build and a full head of hair. “I met some nice people, but realistically I went for the hottest girl you could find.”

He spent the better part of his 30s going on up to three dates a week, courting 20-something blond models, but eventually realized that dating the prettiest young things had its drawbacks — he found them flighty, selfish and vapid.

“Beautiful women who get a fair amount of attention get full of themselves,” he says. “Eventually, I was dreading getting dinner with them because they couldn’t carry a conversation.”

According to new research, Rochkind’s ideas about sexy bikini babes are correct. A multipart study from Harvard University, University of La Verne and Santa Clara University researchers found that beautiful people are more likely to be involved in unstable relationships. In one part, the researchers looked at the top 20 actresses on IMDb and found that they tend to have rocky marriages. In another, women were asked to judge the attractiveness of 238 men based on their high school yearbook photos from 30 years ago. The men who were judged to be the best-looking had higher rates of divorce.

Looking to avoid such a fate, Rochkind started dating a woman who isn’t a bikini model, Carly Spindel, in January 2015. The two are now happily engaged.

The two met after Spindel’s mother, matchmaker Janis Spindel, scouted Rochkind at a gym.

“I gave him my card and said I have the perfect girl for him,” recalls Janis, founder of Serious Matchmaking, based in Midtown. “Successful men who are in shape have the pickings when it comes to dating, eventually they want a woman of substance.”

Rochkind found that in Carly, 30, a lovely brunette who’s the vice president of her mother’s matchmaking company and a Syracuse University graduate. [B]Rochkind proposed to her last May in Central Park. He loves that Carly isn’t like the swimsuit models he used to go for.

“[She] is a softer beauty, someone you can take home and cuddle with, and she’s very elegant,” Rochkind says. “And she’s 5-foot-2, so she can’t be a runway model, but I think she’s really beautiful and is prettier than anyone I’ve dated.”

Carly has no qualms about how her future husband views her compared with his exes.

“When men get to a certain age, they realize that it’s important to meet a life partner that they connect with,” she says. “Looks fade.”

Some great-looking people say they’re given a bad rap unfairly.

“When men see beautiful women, they are more concentrated on how she looks because they want to ‘have’ her, and so they don’t want to go deeper and get to know her,” says Isabell Giardini, a 22-year-old Italian beauty signed with Major Models. “And that’s why at the end of a date they wonder, ‘Oh that girl is so beautiful but so empty.’ That’s happened to me often.”

Others say the stereotypes about pretty people being shallow are true, even if they’re hotties themselves.

“From my personal experience, people who are better looking are less likely to pursue advanced degrees, or play an instrument or learn other languages,” says Benedict Beckeld, a 37-year-old Brooklyn writer with a doctorate in philosophy and the body of an Adonis. But he’s quick to note that he’s not just a great set of abs — he also plays the violin and speaks seven languages.

Rochkind is equally enthusiastic about his decision to give up high-maintenance hotties.

“There’s something to be said about sowing your wild oats and getting them out of your system,” says Rochkind, who will marry Carly in June at a “Tuscan-romantic” ceremony at the Wölffer Estate Vineyard in the Hamptons. But he doesn’t regret his past.

“You don’t want to be the first to leave the party, but you don’t want to leave the party too late either,” he says. “Carly came at exactly the right time.”

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/hot_rochkind1a.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=960

And now....THE TWEETS

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Beautiful women get full of themselves&quot; says this guy who is totally not full of himself. <a href="https://t.co/485RKwNZH4">pic.twitter.com/485RKwNZH4</a></p>&mdash; MatzohNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/852499698531397632">April 13, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">COMING SOON: &quot;Why I Dumped my Skinny Fat Piece of Shit Fiancé,&quot; by this woman <a href="https://t.co/6PrdLW3KE4">pic.twitter.com/6PrdLW3KE4</a></p>&mdash; Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/852518726637203456">April 13, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/nypost">@nypost</a> &quot;Balding guy with difficulty smiling for camera wanks himself to death after insurance company stops viagra script...&quot;</p>&mdash; R👹DD👹V👹LBkLyN (@ReDDeViLNyC) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReDDeViLNyC/status/852518773403811841">April 13, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/nypost">@nypost</a> Now he has to find women who will find his conversation bearable;)</p>&mdash; PhotoHand (@PhotoHand) <a href="https://twitter.com/PhotoHand/status/852565811059458048">April 13, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Hammock Parties]

That dude is hilarious but the best part of the article might be the gold-digger anecdote:

http://nypost.com/2017/04/12/why-hot-people-arent-worth-dating/

After dating an athletic banker with model good looks for two years, Sonali Chitre, 34, has sworn off hotties.

“He was a Nazi about his diet and would work out hard-core and cared more about his body than just living life,” says Chitre, who broke up with the finance guy last October.

Chitre, an environmental lawyer and the founder of Priyamvada Sustainability Consulting, considers herself “a 9 or a 10,” but she says she’s done with gorgeous guys. Now, she’s more interested in “superballer” men with high-paying careers.

“I still want someone who’s in decent shape, but it’s more important to find a guy who’s goal-oriented,” she says. “[Beautiful men] are very into their bodies and don’t really care about people that much, or make time for their family.”

[Frazod]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-UayitFlkp3E/TYagjo7UvoI/AAAAAAAAA0Y/RKKpe6RK468/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-patriarchy-fucks-itself.jpg

[Direckshun]

Turns out not everybody can have the plunging depths of character of ChiefsPlanet's "Nothing But Boobs" thread starter.

[Hammock Parties]

Turns out not everybody can have the plunging depths of character of ChiefsPlanet's "Nothing But Boobs" thread starter.

I'm dating a woman with a B cup. :harumph:

[Direckshun]

I'm dating a woman with a B cup. :harumph:

I'm certain she's lovely.

[Mr. Laz]

Why I won’t date hot women anymore
Because you like penis?

[bevischief]

Being single and dating in this age is an eye opener.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm certain she's lovely.

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[Al Bundy]

That guy looks like your average jewish male. Those skanks only banged him because they knew he had money.

[TLO]

Marriage is for suckers. That's my only input here. He should bang the hottest chicks he can find until he can't fuck no more.

[lewdog]

That guy looks like your average jewish male. Those skanks only banged him because they knew he had money.

Maybe they just liked big noses.

[Rain Man]

I only date hot women.

(If my wife lurks on Chiefsplanet, I'm hoping to score some points with that.)

[threebag]

I'm certain she's lovely.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-05/21/18/enhanced/webdr04/grid-cell-27806-1432247841-15.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

ahahahaha Carly Spindel is mad

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSzf5PlgHFv/?taken-by=carlyspindel1&hl=en

carlyspindel1Good job @nypost of twisting my fiancés words, making him look like an asshole (which isn't the case), and making me look beyond unattractive! None of what he said is true #satire #fakenews #nypost

[TambaBerry]

The guy is a douche bag, I'm certain he wasn't dating super models without paying them.

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

Because you like penis?

That or he's trying to justify why he can't get a hot chick

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I only date hot women.

(If my wife lurks on Chiefsplanet, I'm hoping to score some points with that.)

Ummm, I think if you're dating hot women she might not be happy about that

[Dayze]

Yeah, he really went rogue when he stopped dating hot women and started slumming and met his very average fiancé.

[vailpass]

That dude's a mutt.

[Bearcat]

ahahahaha Carly Spindel is mad

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSzf5PlgHFv/?taken-by=carlyspindel1&hl=en

carlyspindel1Good job @nypost of twisting my fiancés words, making him look like an asshole (which isn't the case), and making me look beyond unattractive! None of what he said is true #satire #fakenews #nypost

It really seems like it, especially "And she’s 5-foot-2, so she can’t be a runway model.." WTF would say something like that? LMAO

[mdstu]

When do we get to pics of this woman that turned Clay from a fedora wearing, woman hating nerd into the Alpha male that he is today?

[19now11]

clays a fag. he never dated a hot chick.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Man, Clay has absolutely trolled the faces off of some you retards. It's glorious to watch.

[Mr. Laz]

Man, Clay has absolutely trolled the faces off of some you retards. It's glorious to watch.
Isn't it against CP rules for a person to use a mult account to support your other account in discussions.

Used to be anyway

[Hammock Parties]

Isn't against CP rules for a person to use one account to support another in discussions.

Used to be anyway

Don't you think the mods would know if I was using a dupe? Especially one that's been around for months?

[scho63]

Are any of you remaining idiots still debating why I hire hot escorts for $300-$500 an hour? :rolleyes:

[Hammock Parties]

Are any of you remaining idiots still debating why I hire hot escorts for $300-$500 an hour? :rolleyes:

Do you really?

[ThaVirus]

Are any of you remaining idiots still debating why I hire hot escorts for $300-$500 an hour? :rolleyes:

Cause you're a simp?

[Gadzooks]

I hated dating. My prime was the late 90's early 2000's. I'd stick my dinky-doo in any fish-flaps I could find and ended up being disappointed at the lack of intellect during post-coital conversations.
Fortunately, I've found the right broad. She's smrt and hot and stuff.

[scho63]

Do you really?

Cause you're a simp?

I've had hotter pussy than 99% of you and I've spent so much less money. One day you'll figure it out.

During my 16 days in Vegas, I've had two of these women. I doubt any or nearly none of your wives or girlfriend are this hot.
https://www.eros.com/nevada/las_vegas/sections/las_vegas_vip_escorts.htm

[Bearcat]

I've had hotter pussy than 99% of you and I've spent so much less money. One day you'll figure it out.

You used to spend far more than ~$400 on dates before a single sexual encounter? And far more than $400 for each encounter after that? :spock:

[Hammock Parties]

I've had hotter pussy than 99% of you and I've spent so much less money. One day you'll figure it out.

During my 16 days in Vegas, I've had two of these women. I doubt any or nearly none of your wives or girlfriend are this hot.
https://www.eros.com/nevada/las_vegas/sections/las_vegas_vip_escorts.htm

LMAO

Gives us the specifics, brah. Which ones?

Did you rawdog it?

[scho63]

LMAO

Gives us the specifics, brah. Which ones?

Did you rawdog it?

NO WAY! Not for sex but they will give you a BBBJ

[Hammock Parties]

NO WAY!

I'd rather jerk it.

[scho63]

I'd rather jerk it.

To each his own.

I'm closing in on 54 and having a 22-28 year old is fun as hell! :D

https://www.eros.com/nevada/las_vegas/sections/las_vegas_vip_escorts.htm

[Titty Meat]

He's a faggot

[scho63]

He's a pillowbitergot

He would spend $800 an hour for a hot women and have her shove a dildo up his ASS11 ROFL

[loochy]

NO WAY! Not for sex but they will give you a BBBJ

BBBJ?

What are the extra Bs for?

Big BBBQ BlowJob?

[Fire Me Boy!]

BBBJ?

What are the extra Bs for?

Big BBBQ BlowJob?



Discount for the ones that stutter?

[Bowser]

Isn't it against CP rules for a person to use a mult account to support your other account in discussions.

Used to be anyway

The IP addys aren't even close to being in the same ballpark.

[Bowser]

Discount for the ones that stutter?

I'd assume you'd have to pay extra for that.

[dlphg9]

Isn't it against CP rules for a person to use a mult account to support your other account in discussions.

Used to be anyway

You're such a pussy

[Lzen]

The IP addys aren't even close to being in the same ballpark.

Just to play devil's advocate....Didn't we learn a long time ago that Clay knows how to mask his IP? Perhaps mask isn't the correct word...fake his IP?

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

The IP addys aren't even close to being in the same ballpark.

Looks like sweet daddy loon

[King_Chief_Fan]

ROFL..................you dating hot women ROFL anymoreROFL

[displacedinMN]

I did it for the same reasons.

[ThaVirus]

Are any of you remaining idiots still debating why I hire hot escorts for $300-$500 an hour? :rolleyes:

I've had hotter pussy than 99% of you and I've spent so much less money. One day you'll figure it out

:hmmm:

[ThaVirus]

Really, I'm just fucking with you. I can understand why some guys choose to pay for pussy outright; we all "pay" for it in some way regardless. Your way is just not for me. There's no thrill in spending time with a girl who's only choosing to be with me because I paid her.

[burt]

Really, I'm just fucking with you. I can understand why some guys choose to pay for pussy outright; we all "pay" for it in some way regardless. Your way is just not for me. There's no thrill in spending time with a girl who's only choosing to be with me because I paid her.

I've done both. But there is a challenge in getting "freebies" from the pros!

[Hammock Parties]

Just to play devil's advocate....Didn't we learn a long time ago that Clay knows how to mask his IP? Perhaps mask isn't the correct word...fake his IP?

do you really think I would maintain a VPN charade on an account that barely posts, and when it does, posts almost nothing of consequence at highly sporadic intervals?

i mean...i could...but it seems like a lot of work for absolutely no reason.

[Fish]

I've had hotter pussy than 99% of you and I've spent so much less money. One day you'll figure it out.

During my 16 days in Vegas, I've had two of these women. I doubt any or nearly none of your wives or girlfriend are this hot.
https://www.eros.com/nevada/las_vegas/sections/las_vegas_vip_escorts.htm

You seem to have quite the imaginative sex life... just the other day you were claiming this...

I've only slept with 285-300 women and no men so I need both of you to give me some solid advice. :rolleyes:

[BigCatDaddy]

clays a pillowbiter. he never dated a hot chick.

Weren't you the ASS lover that married Gonzo?

[Bowser]

You seem to have quite the imaginative sex life... just the other day you were claiming this...

So he HAS spent as much money on women as married guys have spent on their wife? :D

[TimBone]

Are any of you remaining idiots still debating why I hire hot escorts for $300-$500 an hour? :rolleyes:
If your spending $400 an hour for every sexual encounter, I'm not sure you're the one saving money over us other guys.

[notorious]

So he HAS spent as much money on women as married guys have spent on their wife? :D

He paid by the pound.

[ThaVirus]

You seem to have quite the imaginative sex life... just the other day you were claiming this...


In the past he admitted to rawdogging some Brazilian skank in a favela in the 80s. Dude's honestly lucky to be alive.

[vailpass]

In the past he admitted to rawdogging some Brazilian skank in a favela in the 80s. Dude's honestly lucky to be alive.

You've never let the little head talk the big head into doing something dumb?
I know you have game, you've always been smart about it?

[DJ's left nut]

I'm dating a woman with a B cup. :harumph:

Why?

I mean, I married one but it was just a few years later that I realized that they pretty much all come equipped with a C cup standard these days. Those things are like anti-lock brakes on a car - they used to be luxuries reserved for the fortunate few but now you really have to scrape the bottom of the barrel or even special order a ride without 'em.

[loochy]

You seem to have quite the imaginative sex life... just the other day you were claiming this...

LMAO another genuine CP studmuffin

[vailpass]

Why?

I mean, I married one but it was just a few years later that I realized that they pretty much all come equipped with a C cup standard these days. Those things are like anti-lock brakes on a car - they used to be luxuries reserved for the fortunate few but now you really have to scrape the bottom of the barrel or even special order a ride without 'em.

Front seat optional?

[DJ's left nut]

Front seat optional?

On the high performance models, you pretty much pay extra for everything and the costs to own are out of this world.

[vailpass]

On the high performance models, you pretty much pay extra for everything and the costs to own are out of this world.
:D
Gospel. That's why i only lease now. Well, that and i like to drive new every year or so.

[MahiMike]

his fiancé is a dog. I'd go back to the babes...

[loochy]

his fiancé is a dog. I'd go back to the babes...

I know. She's just awful, right?

[ThaVirus]

You've never let the little head talk the big head into doing something dumb?

I know you have game, you've always been smart about it?


Oh, we've all let the little head lead us into some bad decisions.

.. but there are bad decisions and then there's rawdogging a skank in a shanty in the 80s.

[ThaVirus]

I guess, depending on which point this occurred in the 80s he may not have known about HIV.

I will concede that point.

[vailpass]

Oh, we've all let the little head lead us into some bad decisions.

.. but there are bad decisions and then there's rawdogging a skank in a shanty in the 80s.

You cut me deep bro

[threebag]

I'm dating a woman with a B cup. :harumph:

I'm certain she's lovely.


NSFW

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-T97swExI3cg/UfWTZIjI4QI/AAAAAAAAA9g/IDaSZE6qWBY/s1600/______+++++++++++++++++++++++++2013+07+SOCK+PUPPET+from+flick+river+dotcom.jpg

[jjchieffan]

ROFL..................you dating hot women ROFL anymoreROFL

LMAO that was my thought too. Anymore?? Yeah right. The reason he doesn't date got women is because hot women, like most women want nothing to do with him.

[lewdog]

Weren't you the ASS lover that married Gonzo?

No that was me.

xoxo

[BucEyedPea]

I don't date rich men anymore.

[Titty Meat]

I've had hotter pussy than 99% of you and I've spent so much less money. One day you'll figure it out.

During my 16 days in Vegas, I've had two of these women. I doubt any or nearly none of your wives or girlfriend are this hot.
https://www.eros.com/nevada/las_vegas/sections/las_vegas_vip_escorts.htm

How much are these skanks?

[ThaVirus]

How much are these skanks?


Don't get any ideas, Red.

[Titty Meat]

Don't get any ideas, Red.

Dont worry I could barely pay for my brake job

[Demonpenz]

I went the hooker right because all of my friends wives turned into fat cunts who do nothing but by shit you don't need. I had two friends kill themselves and they wrote on their suicide letter "Now the dumb bitch can decide on her own where to eat" other divorced men lost their retirement and house etc etc. I am 36 I am going to die in my 60's I am not scared of being lonely it is just emotion. I like to pump and dump.

[Bearcat]

If your spending $400 an hour for every sexual encounter, I'm not sure you're the one saving money over us other guys.

I'd still like to know about this huge financial benefit of spending $400+ for every hour of intimacy.

[Demonpenz]

,

[lewdog]

I don't date rich men anymore.

So you on the market, bae?

[scho63]

BBBJ?

What are the extra Bs for?

Big BBBQ BlowJob?

Bare Back Blow Job - no rubber

[scho63]

How much are these skanks?

$400 low end and $800+ on the high end

[scho63]

I'd still like to know about this huge financial benefit of spending $400+ for every hour of intimacy.

All the years you are with your wife or girlfriend, you are spending money many times with no sex. If you ever talk to a guy who has gotten divorced, which is about 50% chance, ask them about all the money they give their exes and no more pussy. They are paying a lot more than $400 an hour......trust me on that one. :clap:

[scho63]

You seem to have quite the imaginative sex life... just the other day you were claiming this...

It's called sarcasm.......

[Bearcat]

All the years you are with your wife or girlfriend, you are spending money many times with no sex.

You said as much the first time, and it's crap. I have zero game and haven't ever spent $400 for one sexual encounter, then continue spending at a rate of $400 for each one after that.

If you ever talk to a guy who has gotten divorced, which is about 50% chance, ask them about all the money they give their exes and no more pussy. They are paying a lot more than $400 an hour......trust me on that one. :clap:

Ah, so this is what it's about...

[Demonpenz]

this thread would be be great for Big_Daddy to drop by.

[Titty Meat]

You said as much the first time, and it's crap. I have zero game and haven't ever spent $400 for one sexual encounter, then continue spending at a rate of $400 for each one after that.



Ah, so this is what it's about...

Was going to say I dont think theres a place in KC where you can spend 400 on a reaonable amount of food or drinks for 2 people.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Isn't it against CP rules for a person to use a mult account to support your other account in discussions.

Used to be anyway

That dude is a beaker turd. Clay was trolling him during the brickclankball games.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

That dude is a beaker turd. Clay was trolling him during the brickclankball games.

What the fuck are you talking about you retard?

[Titty Meat]

How's this for a tinder pick up line guys?

"Imma whisper in your ear sum shit u ain't heard before"

[Pasta Little Brioni]

What the fuck are you talking about you retard?

A dog turd poster...you

[Pasta Little Brioni]

scho's got his wad of 100s, he's got his magnum condoms, he's ready to plow!

[threebag]

Shower Shit?

[Titty Meat]

scho's got his wad of 100s, he's got his magnum condoms, he's ready to plow!

He eats more pussy than a boston terrier

[threebag]

More ass than a toilet seat

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Shower Shit?

A glorious thing

[CasselGotPeedOn]

A dog turd poster...you

https://media.giphy.com/media/Jq7y34Hgfy01y/giphy.gif

[Fish]

It's called sarcasm.......

Riiiiiiiight......

[splatbass]

:D
Gospel. That's why i only lease now.

Sho63 likes to lease too. For about an hour.

[Coogs]

Okay, so we are supposed to believe this guy pictured in the OP spent his 30's banging somewhere between 500 and 1500 "sexy bikini babes"? I'm calling :BS:

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Okay, so we are supposed to believe this guy pictured in the OP spent his 30's banging somewhere between 500 and 1500 "sexy bikini babes"? I'm calling :BS:

He's real life Quagmire...

[Rausch]

Okay, so we are supposed to believe this guy pictured in the OP spent his 30's banging somewhere between 500 and 1500 "sexy bikini babes"? I'm calling :BS:

It's possible.

Not likely, but possible.

And nothing oils a mit like money...

[Coogs]

It's possible.

Not likely, but possible.

And nothing oils a mit like money...

If he lowers his standards a bit, I would agree. But nothing but the finest if the fine?!?!

[scho63]

You said as much the first time, and it's crap. I have zero game and haven't ever spent $400 for one sexual encounter, then continue spending at a rate of $400 for each one after that.

Ah, so this is what it's about...

Try living in San Fran or DC or Toronto and dating nice looking women then tell me what you think about $400. You go to dinner one night and no sex on the first date, that's $150 minimum. Maybe some drinks the first time you meet that is $50. That's $200 before you get laid. Then you go for another date and maybe something inexpensive and then she decides to move on. You could easily be out $300-400 and need to start all over again.

But I'm sure you and Fish and all the other "studs" here have sex on the first date all the time with 8 and 9's and take them to McDonald's and they pay. Yeah right. :rolleyes:

No, I've NEVER been married or have any kids. I have just seen too many friends and associates wind up living in a shitty apartment while their ex-wives are living in a 4,000 sq ft house banging the new boyfriend and the guy can't rub two nickles together because all his money goes to the ex and kids.

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

Prenuptial agreement if you are dumb enough to get married.

[LoneWolf]

Try living in San Fran or DC or Toronto and dating nice looking women then tell me what you think about $400. You go to dinner one night and no sex on the first date, that's $150 minimum. Maybe some drinks the first time you meet that is $50. That's $200 before you get laid. Then you go for another date and maybe something inexpensive and then she decides to move on. You could easily be out $300-400 and need to start all over again.

But I'm sure you and Fish and all the other "studs" here have sex on the first date all the time with 8 and 9's and take them to McDonald's and they pay. Yeah right. :rolleyes:

No, I've NEVER been married or have any kids. I have just seen too many friends and associates wind up living in a shitty apartment while their ex-wives are living in a 4,000 sq ft house banging the new boyfriend and the guy can't rub two nickles together because all his money goes to the ex and kids.

Pretty strange view on dating. Taking a woman on a date isn't just about getting laid, or at least it shouldn't be. Dating should be a way to get to know the other person to decide if you enjoy each other's company enough to see if there is a chance for a relationship. If all you are interested in is getting laid, then yes you should continue to pay for escorts. For you a woman is like going out and buying the ingredients for dinner. You want the best, so you go to the high end butcher to select your piece of meat. You enjoy your meal and you're done with it. That's great for you, but most of the rest of us are looking for something more.

For some of us, our spouses have given us things that are impossible to put a price on. My ROI for my wife has been outstanding.

[Rausch]

If he lowers his standards a bit, I would agree. But nothing but the finest if the fine?!?!

Did he say that?...

[Coogs]

Did he say that?...
Pretty much. Dated up to 3 a week. I'm assuming he meant different gals everytime as opposed to going out 3 times with the same gal. And nothing but the hottest gals out there.

[notorious]

Pretty strange view on dating. Taking a woman on a date isn't just about getting laid, or at least it shouldn't be. Dating should be a way to get to know the other person to decide if you enjoy each other's company enough to see if there is a chance for a relationship. If all you are interested in is getting laid, then yes you should continue to pay for escorts. For you a woman is like going out and buying the ingredients for dinner. You want the best, so you go to the high end butcher to select your piece of meat. You enjoy your meal and you're done with it. That's great for you, but most of the rest of us are looking for something more.

For some of us, our spouses have given us things that are impossible to put a price on. My ROI for my wife has been outstanding.

.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Paying a woman to fuck you sounds creepy as all hell, sorry

[Rausch]

Pretty much. Dated up to 3 a week. I'm assuming he meant different gals everytime as opposed to going out 3 times with the same gal.

That's not impressive.

It's not even impressive for the average guy out there looking.


And nothing but the hottest gals out there.

This part is inference. He never stated anything even similar to that...

[Bearcat]

Try living in San Fran or DC or Toronto and dating nice looking women then tell me what you think about $400. You go to dinner one night and no sex on the first date, that's $150 minimum. Maybe some drinks the first time you meet that is $50. That's $200 before you get laid. Then you go for another date and maybe something inexpensive and then she decides to move on. You could easily be out $300-400 and need to start all over again.

But I'm sure you and Fish and all the other "studs" here have sex on the first date all the time with 8 and 9's and take them to McDonald's and they pay. Yeah right. :rolleyes:

No, I've NEVER been married or have any kids. I have just seen too many friends and associates wind up living in a shitty apartment while their ex-wives are living in a 4,000 sq ft house banging the new boyfriend and the guy can't rub two nickles together because all his money goes to the ex and kids.

Ah, so now it's a hypothetical where I (or Fish) live in one of the most expensive cities in North America and date only someone who apparently likes expensive dinners, but we don't live in those places and the only other explanation is we take dates to McDonald's in our respectively less expensive cities with less materialistic women.

[Coogs]

That's not impressive.

It's not even impressive for the average guy out there looking.




This part is inference. He never stated anything even similar to that...

“I met some nice people, but realistically I went for the hottest girl you could find.”

It's kind of what the whole article/thread is about.

[Rausch]

It's kind of what the whole article/thread is about.

Is every man in the world not trying to land the best looking woman he can get?

This is the dumbest argument ever...

[notorious]

Is every man in the world not trying to land the best looking woman he can get?

This is the dumbest argument ever...

Find the hottest one in which her crazy is manageable most of the time.

[Rausch]

Find the hottest one in which her crazy is manageable most of the time.

Most men even ignore the crazy their first marriage...

[Spott]

Paying a woman to fuck you sounds creepy as all hell, sorry

It absolutely is creepy.

[Abba-Dabba]

Try living in San Fran or DC or Toronto and dating nice looking women then tell me what you think about $400. You go to dinner one night and no sex on the first date, that's $150 minimum. Maybe some drinks the first time you meet that is $50. That's $200 before you get laid. Then you go for another date and maybe something inexpensive and then she decides to move on. You could easily be out $300-400 and need to start all over again.

But I'm sure you and Fish and all the other "studs" here have sex on the first date all the time with 8 and 9's and take them to McDonald's and they pay. Yeah right. :rolleyes:

No, I've NEVER been married or have any kids. I have just seen too many friends and associates wind up living in a shitty apartment while their ex-wives are living in a 4,000 sq ft house banging the new boyfriend and the guy can't rub two nickles together because all his money goes to the ex and kids.

I have had my single friends try to say the same BS to me. There is a real reason why they are single. And they will never be honest about it. I bet my wife could answer it for them though. Quite frankly, their is quite a bit of difference between developing and maintaining a intimate relationship with a spouse than paying someone for sex. Namely loyalty. I don't have to worry about my wife just coming home from getting stuck by a dude an hour earlier. That is always comforting to know that I am first, everything in between, and last of the day.

Secondly, sex with a spouse is rarely just about busting a nut. That shit is just for kids. Intimacy in a relationship is nothing like you will ever receive from a hooker just looking for you to hurry up so she can go suck off the next guy.

But hey, if you like being up in something that was just violated from the guy an hour a head of you. More power to you. But please don't try to justify you frequenting hoes as the same as being in a married relationship. They do not have any of the same dynamics of a married relationship.

[BigCatDaddy]

I have had my single friends try to say the same BS to me. There is a real reason why they are single. And they will never be honest about it. I bet my wife could answer it for them though. Quite frankly, their is quite a bit of difference between developing and maintaining a intimate relationship with a spouse than paying someone for sex. Namely loyalty. I don't have to worry about my wife just coming home from getting stuck by a dude an hour earlier. That is always comforting to know that I am first, everything in between, and last of the day.

Secondly, sex with a spouse is rarely just about busting a nut. That shit is just for kids. Intimacy in a relationship is nothing like you will ever receive from a hooker just looking for you to hurry up so she can go suck off the next guy.

But hey, if you like being up in something that was just violated from the guy an hour a head of you. More power to you. But please don't try to justify you frequenting hoes as the same as being in a married relationship. They do not have any of the same dynamics of a married relationship.

Thats messed up, man.

[Pablo]

Scho do you get a discount if you tongue out the previous customer's remnants for the lady? 25% off cleaning fee?

[Discuss Thrower]

I have had my single friends try to say the same BS to me. There is a real reason why they are single. And they will never be honest about it. I bet my wife could answer it for them though. Quite frankly, their is quite a bit of difference between developing and maintaining a intimate relationship with a spouse than paying someone for sex. Namely loyalty. I don't have to worry about my wife just coming home from getting stuck by a dude an hour earlier. That is always comforting to know that I am first, everything in between, and last of the day.

Secondly, sex with a spouse is rarely just about busting a nut. That shit is just for kids. Intimacy in a relationship is nothing like you will ever receive from a hooker just looking for you to hurry up so she can go suck off the next guy.

But hey, if you like being up in something that was just violated from the guy an hour a head of you. More power to you. But please don't try to justify you frequenting hoes as the same as being in a married relationship. They do not have any of the same dynamics of a married relationship.


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bs2.gif

[Abba-Dabba]

Thats messed up, man.

No, it isn't messed up.

What is messed up is equating paying a hooker for sex and thinking sex between adults in a committed relationship is the same.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Aren't you a forever alone, discuss?

[vailpass]

I have had my single friends try to say the same BS to me. There is a real reason why they are single. And they will never be honest about it. I bet my wife could answer it for them though. Quite frankly, their is quite a bit of difference between developing and maintaining a intimate relationship with a spouse than paying someone for sex. Namely loyalty. I don't have to worry about my wife just coming home from getting stuck by a dude an hour earlier. That is always comforting to know that I am first, everything in between, and last of the day.

Secondly, sex with a spouse is rarely just about busting a nut. That shit is just for kids. Intimacy in a relationship is nothing like you will ever receive from a hooker just looking for you to hurry up so she can go suck off the next guy.

But hey, if you like being up in something that was just violated from the guy an hour a head of you. More power to you. But please don't try to justify you frequenting hoes as the same as being in a married relationship. They do not have any of the same dynamics of a married relationship.

Got you on an awful short leash don't she H.I.?

[Abba-Dabba]

Got you on an awful short leash don't she H.I.?

Why would you think that? So I have to treat my wife like I paid cash for her pussy, to not be on a short leash? You treat your wife like a paid for pussy?

[BigCatDaddy]

No, it isn't messed up.

What is messed up is equating paying a hooker for sex and thinking sex between adults in a committed relationship is the same.
Do you both have a good cry afterwards?

[Easy 6]

While I've never paid for sex, I can kinda see both sides of this

On scho's side, I can see the thrill... he is an older, overweight guy (no offense, scho, just repeating what you've said) who, unless he is filthy rich, could never experience banging a primo looking woman otherwise. He gets to tap a youthfully supple, dime piece with no strings attached

I would equate it with one night stands I've had... she was fine, it was hot, but ultimately meant nothing

On the other side, such as Rubber Sponges post... he is absolutely right, there is an entirely different level of meaning and intimacy with a spouse or longtime gf that you simply cant have without the "love" factor

I was married to my ex for 12 years, and we'd dated for 3 before that... and you just cant reproduce that kind of intimacy or meaning overnight

[lewdog]

Wife wanted to get some takeout Chinese tonight. I forgot the Royals game started at 4 here.. Since she knew my game was on, she said she'd run and get the food so I didn't have to miss any of the game.

You don't get that from an escort!

[Hammock Parties]

Wife wanted to get some takeout Chinese tonight. I forgot the Royals game started at 4 here.. Since she knew my game was on, she said she'd run and get the food so I didn't have to miss any of the game.

You don't get that from an escort!

I'm pretty sure every escort in the world would pick up food for you at a $400/hr rate.

[lewdog]

I'm pretty sure every escort in the world would pick up food for you at a $400/hr rate.

Extra charge bro. They ain't fucking around driving over there, getting it and driving back. That 30 minutes is gonna cost $200. Only person ok with paying that for Chinese takeout would be Scho.

[Bearcat]

Maybe it's like a one hour minimum, so after the 10 minutes of sex, it just makes sense to have her go on a food run.

[lewdog]

Maybe it's like a one hour minimum, so after the 10 minutes of sex, it just makes sense to have her go on a food run.

Now honestly, that sounds pretty fucking awesome.

[Abba-Dabba]

Maybe it's like a one hour minimum, so after the 10 minutes of sex, it just makes sense to have her go on a food run.

She is more likely going to take your money and not return. You're just another John.

[Bearcat]

She is more likely going to take your money and not return. You're just another John.

Well, you either let her go with 50 minutes left on the clock, because WTF would you her to hang out, and guarantee yourself no Chinese..... or, give her $20, which is nothing after just paying $400 for 10 minutes of sex, and maybe get Chinese.

Maybe there's a 10% chance she returns with Chinese, which means for every $4000 spent on sex, you've only spent another $200 on your dream of having a hooker deliver Chinese to you after sex.

Or better yet, ask about picking it up on the way for an extra $20.... you save the $20 if she says no, and it should still be warm after your 10 minutes of sex.

[lewdog]

Can we get confirmation of food deliver, Scho?

This might change my opinion on this. I bet these high paid escorts would slap a dude for asking her to get food. No fucking way they would do it. It's beneath them (ironic I know).

[Hammock Parties]

Can we get confirmation of food deliver, Scho?

This might change my opinion on this. I bet these high paid escorts would slap a dude for asking her to get food. No fucking way they would do it. It's beneath them (ironic I know).

30 mins getting food is 30 mins less they have to fuck some guy they don't wanna fuck

[Dayze]

Got you on an awful short leash don't she H.I.?

....now now, now honey.....these boys just out of the joint....

[Bearcat]

30 mins getting food is 30 mins less they have to **** some guy they don't wanna ****

Maybe you live really close to a Panda Express and it's only like 10 minutes round trip. Maybe you live on the Plaza and PF Changs is like 2 blocks away. Maybe you get a hotel room for your skank and strategically pick a hotel within walking distance of Chinese. Maybe you take her cell phone from her and tell her hey bitch, I paid for a whole hour and want some fucking Chinese.

[Hammock Parties]

If I'm paying for a "GFE" you fucking better fuck me, watch Star Wars with me and pick up my goddamn Indian food...

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

It's hard to argue with the people that want to make the claim that God/mother nature didn't create us to establish emotional connections with one human being, it is simply a cultural norm that society chose to create. We are programmed to fornicate, move along, fornicate, etc.

[Titty Meat]

Wife wanted to get some takeout Chinese tonight. I forgot the Royals game started at 4 here.. Since she knew my game was on, she said she'd run and get the food so I didn't have to miss any of the game.

You don't get that from an escort!

Id suck your dick

[Pablo]

Id suck your dick

What's your hourly rate? There's a guy on here that pays for BBBJ.

[Abba-Dabba]

Well, you either let her go with 50 minutes left on the clock, because WTF would you her to hang out, and guarantee yourself no Chinese..... or, give her $20, which is nothing after just paying $400 for 10 minutes of sex, and maybe get Chinese.

Maybe there's a 10% chance she returns with Chinese, which means for every $4000 spent on sex, you've only spent another $200 on your dream of having a hooker deliver Chinese to you after sex.

Or better yet, ask about picking it up on the way for an extra $20.... you save the $20 if she says no, and it should still be warm after your 10 minutes of sex.

I bet she splits the money with the dude that drove her there. Then they laugh while the eat their Kung Pao Chicken on the way to the next dick.

[Hammock Parties]

What's your hourly rate? There's a guy on here that pays for BBBJ.

An egg roll and some cream of sumyungguy soup.

[Pablo]

It's hard to argue with the people that want to make the claim that God/mother nature didn't create us to establish emotional connections with one human being, it is simply a cultural norm that society chose to create. We are programmed to fornicate, move along, fornicate, etc.

You're a free roaming beast when it comes to women. Just moving from slam piece to slam piece. However you're completely cucked when it comes to quarterbacks. One and only one will hold the key to your heart.

[Pablo]

An egg roll and some cream of sumyungguy soup.

Billay has them all finish in an ol pickle jar. Saving up for a real Easter feast.

[Bearcat]

I bet she splits the money with the dude that drove her there. Then they laugh while the eat their Kung Pao Chicken on the way to the next dick.

Good point, pimp's gotta eat... even more reason to see if she (they) will pick it up on the way, even though it'll be $10 more.

[Demonpenz]

Every time some guy claims his wife is different always ends up catching her with a real man. There is only one way to keep a quality woman you have to day in and day out be the baddest mother fucker she sees every day.

[Pablo]

Good point, pimp's gotta eat... even more reason to see if she (they) will pick it up on the way, even though it'll be $10 more.
She'd probably shove the egg roll up her ass a few times for seasoning for another quick 50. Seems like a bargain at that point.

[Pablo]

Every time some guy claims his wife is different always ends up catching her with a real man. There is only one way to keep a quality woman you have to day in and day out be the baddest mother fucker she sees every day.

This is why I sit in the driveway revving my Harley for 15 minutes every day when I get home. The wife watches through the window and her panties get the Niagara Falls treatment.

I also make it a point to only talk Harleys at work all day so people know it's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle.

[Easy 6]

Well, you either let her go with 50 minutes left on the clock, because WTF would you her to hang out, and guarantee yourself no Chinese..... or, give her $20, which is nothing after just paying $400 for 10 minutes of sex, and maybe get Chinese.

Maybe there's a 10% chance she returns with Chinese, which means for every $4000 spent on sex, you've only spent another $200 on your dream of having a hooker deliver Chinese to you after sex.

Or better yet, ask about picking it up on the way for an extra $20.... you save the $20 if she says no, and it should still be warm after your 10 minutes of sex.

LMAO you're the Rain Man of hooker financing options

[Bearcat]

She'd probably shove the egg roll up her ass a few times for seasoning for another quick 50. Seems like a bargain at that point.

Another good reason to get the Chinese first, and there are probably worse ways to keep the egg rolls warm.



Well, maybe not...

[Demonpenz]

This is why I sit in the driveway revving my Harley for 15 minutes every day when I get home. The wife watches through the window and her panties get the Niagara Falls treatment.

I also make it a point to only talk Harleys at work all day so people know it's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle.

lol dude st joe avenue.....so loud all day.

[Pablo]

lol dude st joe avenue.....so loud all day.I can definitely believe that.

If I'm waiting in line at Taco Bandido on the Harley then you know I'm taking off my shirt to show off the HD ink. Last time I did that it caused a flash flood in the north end from all the glistening vaginas that saw me. Black Snake Creek swelled up and a couple of trailers got swept away.

[Demonpenz]

lalalalalalol

[Pablo]

Another good reason to get the Chinese first, and there are probably worse ways to keep the egg rolls warm.



Well, maybe not...This is a classy hooker we're talking about. She probably keeps her asshole in good shape. Only a couple of dicks up there a day.

[Bearcat]

This is a classy hooker we're talking about. She probably keeps her asshole in good shape. Only a couple of dicks up there a day.

$400/hr, I'd hope so... and maybe it's only marginally worse than if the egg roll was dropped on the kitchen floor, or if the bitch running drive thru didn't wash her hands after taking that dump before taking your hooker's order.

Bottom line though, you get your Chinese and your hooker's pimp doesn't interrupt your egg roll ass play because he's happily chowing down on some crab rangoon and orange chicken.

[Titty Meat]

Mask on fuck it mask off

[lewdog]

This thread delivers!

ROFL

Chinese food delivery. Plus Billay.

[ThaVirus]

Billay has them all finish in an ol pickle jar. Saving up for a real Easter feast.

That is fucking disgusting.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Does that $400 include a dual shower shit?

[scho63]

While I've never paid for sex, I can kinda see both sides of this

On scho's side, I can see the thrill... he is an older, overweight guy (no offense, scho, just repeating what you've said) who, unless he is filthy rich, could never experience banging a primo looking woman otherwise. He gets to tap a youthfully supple, dime piece with no strings attached

I would equate it with one night stands I've had... she was fine, it was hot, but ultimately meant nothing

On the other side, such as Rubber Sponges post... he is absolutely right, there is an entirely different level of meaning and intimacy with a spouse or longtime gf that you simply cant have without the "love" factor

I was married to my ex for 12 years, and we'd dated for 3 before that... and you just cant reproduce that kind of intimacy or meaning overnight

You are one of the only people on this thread that looked at this argument objectively and you hit the nail on the head. :clap:

1. I love being in a great relationship and agree it's usually the best sex and intimacy.

2. I've never told anyone on this thread that they should choose my lifestyle or choices.

3. When you get older and try to find a great relationship, it takes both time and money. I just get tired of meeting the Match "dinner whores" who practice seeing how many guys can take them out to dinner and have no desire to get into a relationship. There are a lot of them and I don't waste my time and money with them anymore. When I am in the need of passion and fun, I select a hot 22-30 year old escort and I am treated like a king. Saves me time and money in the end and no commitments. I can also pick a blond, a red head, a Hispanic woman, Asian, it's like going out to eat. What am I in the mood for today? :hmmm:

4. I've been in some great relationships and one wonderful woman a couple years older from about 12 years ago I should have married. Never fought, liked so many of the same things and the sex was often and fantastic.

So in summary, I'm not saying that the ONLY way or BEST way is hiring escorts but that it is a very viable way to have a very enjoyable time with a woman you select. You are treated great, it's fun and escorts are NOT high volume street walkers but only see a few clients a day, sometimes as little as one.

If you have never tried it, you can only guess what it is like and have no idea the benefits.

Last point, if you are a guy here who says escorts are stupid but you will go to the strip club with your buddies and drop $20-40 on a lap dance and buy $8 watered down drinks, you are really the idiot. :rolleyes:

[notorious]

I'm not going to judge scho. I am a pretty independent guy, and wasn't looking for a wife when I found mine.

Being married is great, but being single is pretty awesome, too. I could easily see myself doing what scho does just because I don't have the time or the give a fuck to mess with the stupid games.

[eDave]

I ended up with a hooker in Vegas once, by accident. It was a terrible experience.

I've heard of this website where women ask for favors, like paying their phone bill and stuff, and date you in return. Honest if you ask me.

[Hammock Parties]

I ended up with a hooker in Vegas once, by accident. It was a terrible experience.


Details please.

[vailpass]

....now now, now honey.....these boys just out of the joint....

Thank you.

[TimBone]

It's hard to argue with the people that want to make the claim that God/mother nature didn't create us to establish emotional connections with one human being, it is simply a cultural norm that society chose to create. We are programmed to fornicate, move along, fornicate, etc.


Alex Smith

[Titty Meat]

I ended up with a hooker in Vegas once, by accident. It was a terrible experience.

I've heard of this website where women ask for favors, like paying their phone bill and stuff, and date you in return. Honest if you ask me.

Did you cum?

[rabblerouser]

Got you on an awful short leash don't she H.I.?

"Better hurry up, I'm in Dutch with the wife..."

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Details please.

This

[rabblerouser]

....now now, now honey.....these boys just out of the joint....

I'm saying that me and Dottie are swingers! As in, "to swing..."

[Titty Meat]

Scho did you eat any of those bitches out from behind?

[rabblerouser]

Scho did you eat any of those bitches out from behind?

If you do it right, you always eat some ass.

[Bowser]

This thread -

http://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/thumb/5/5d/Interstellar_tesseract.gif/290px-Interstellar_tesseract.gif

[threebag]

Pack a strand of anal beads up your ass and rip them out like your starting a chainsaw

[rabblerouser]

Pack a strand of anal beads up your ass and rip them out like your starting a chainsaw

You know you'll die if you tear your anal wall, right?

[BigCatDaddy]

You know you'll die if you tear your anal wall, right?
Exactly why a compressor and air blower are better

[rabblerouser]

Exactly why a compressor and air blower are better

Good for cleaning out all types of gutters.

[scho63]

Scho did you eat any of those bitches out from behind?

I always make my appointment so I'm the first whoremonger in the morning around 10am for most escorts. I like taking a shower with them for 10-15 minutes and then get down to business. I clean them up real, real good so there are almost no limits......:D

No shower, no chowdown. :shake:

[DJ's left nut]

All the years you are with your wife or girlfriend, you are spending money many times with no sex. If you ever talk to a guy who has gotten divorced, which is about 50% chance, ask them about all the money they give their exes and no more pussy. They are paying a lot more than $400 an hour......trust me on that one. :clap:

So...why can't spouses/girlfriends be gainfully employed in your world?

My wife makes very good money these days. And when I was in law school, she worked to keep us relatively debt free. Then she finished up her masters when I wrapped up and started working.

She's paid for herself and then some. The pussy came free.

Play your cards better next time or don't criticize those who do. Near as I can tell, you're 6 figures into tail if the numbers you have provided us are to be taken at face value.

NO pussy is worth that. Get yourself a fleshlight and a Samsung with the VR gear. If you're willing to pay for some woman to debase herself, I'm not sure where the 'shame' sets in for a high-tech jerk-off rig.

[scho63]

So...why can't spouses/girlfriends be gainfully employed in your world?

Where do I ever say that ever or even once in any of my comments about escorts?

She's paid for herself and then some. The pussy came free.

That's the story as of today. Time will tell.....:hmmm:

Play your cards better next time or don't criticize those who do. Near as I can tell, you're 6 figures into tail if the numbers you have provided us are to be taken at face value.

I've NEVER criticized ANYONE here for their choices about this. You have not really read or comprehended my comments.

I don't get escorts all the time so I'm not even remotely close to being over $100,000. I go through streaks. Most single or bachelor guys in their mid-50's have spent a bare minimum of $100,000 on dating, wining and dining different women and short term relationships. I just choose now to cut out all the bullshit and have sex immediately when I'm in the mood.

NO pussy is worth that. Get yourself a fleshlight and a Samsung with the VR gear. If you're willing to pay for some woman to debase herself, I'm not sure where the 'shame' sets in for a high-tech jerk-off rig.

According to you your wife is.

I don't need to waste money on a Fleshlight and VR gear to masturbate. Some Kleenex and a little lotion work just fine! :D


You need to get to know me better before you comment as you are wildly off base on each of your points. :rolleyes:

[PunkinDrublic]

I always make my appointment so I'm the first whoremonger in the morning around 10am for most escorts. I like taking a shower with them for 10-15 minutes and then get down to business. I clean them up real, real good so there are almost no limits......:D

No shower, no chowdown. :shake:

I've only gotten hookers when I was in a foreign country. Escorts in the states are smoking hot but I'm too paranoid about getting busted in a sting. I don't know how you do it.

[Titty Meat]

I always make my appointment so I'm the first whoremonger in the morning around 10am for most escorts. I like taking a shower with them for 10-15 minutes and then get down to business. I clean them up real, real good so there are almost no limits......:D

No shower, no chowdown. :shake:

Wow id never eat an escorts box you nasty!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I always make my appointment so I'm the first whoremonger in the morning around 10am for most escorts. I like taking a shower with them for 10-15 minutes and then get down to business. I clean them up real, real good so there are almost no limits......:D

No shower, no chowdown. :shake:

Cool. So the shower shit is available to be put in play then.

[rabblerouser]

Exactly why a compressor and air blower are better

TiggerUppercut still ain't ascured.

[ThaVirus]

I've only gotten hookers when I was in a foreign country. Escorts in the states are smoking hot but I'm too paranoid about getting busted in a sting. I don't know how you do it.

Rather get busted in some third world shithole?

[Easy 6]

Alex Smith

LMAO :bravo:

[wazu]

I always make my appointment so I'm the first whoremonger in the morning around 10am for most escorts. I like taking a shower with them for 10-15 minutes and then get down to business. I clean them up real, real good so there are almost no limits......:D

No shower, no chowdown. :shake:

I'm not judging you at all, but you do realize you can't wash off herpes, correct?

[rabblerouser]

I'm not judging you at all, but you do realize you can't wash off herpes, correct?

Or the AIDS.

[lewdog]

I'd bang Scho is the price was right.

[Pepe Silvia]

If you do it right, you always eat some ass.

Damn straight.

[Pepe Silvia]

I always make my appointment so I'm the first whoremonger in the morning around 10am for most escorts. I like taking a shower with them for 10-15 minutes and then get down to business. I clean them up real, real good so there are almost no limits......:D

No shower, no chowdown. :shake:

So you're basically Patrick Bateman? "Now Christy I want you to clean your vagina."

[Hammock Parties]

So you're basically Patrick Bateman? "Now Christy I want you to clean your vagina."

He's more like Patrick Fatman.

American Tubbo.

[scho63]

I've only gotten hookers when I was in a foreign country. Escorts in the states are smoking hot but I'm too paranoid about getting busted in a sting. I don't know how you do it.

I'm just the opposite. I've NEVER gotten a foreign hooker out of fear of being ripped off or set up for a sting to take all my money by corrupt police.

Once in Tianjin China, two PLA policemen came into my room at around 3am with flashlights out to check to see if the woman translator with me and I were in bed together so they could arrest me and then shake me down for all my money. I screamed at them in English "to get the F out" but they didn't understand a word I said, only that I was pissed. They quietly left.

[scho63]

Cool. So the shower shit is available to be put in play then.

About 80% will take a shower with you. Just need to try and notify them ahead of time when making the appointment.

[scho63]

I'd bang Scho is the price was right.

Now that I'm living here in Scottsdale for the next 7 1/2 months, you might get your chance! ROFLROFLROFL

[scho63]

He's more like Patrick Fatman.

American Tubbo.

Not for long, down 18 pounds since March 25th and by Dec 1st, I will be down a total of 100-105.

Getting back to my hot 'ol self! :D

I've already got a super dark tan. Look like I've been in Scottsdale for a year already.

http://streamline.filmstruck.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/jpg00008.jpg

[scho63]

I'm not judging you at all, but you do realize you can't wash off herpes, correct?

Of course. I'm not paying for Paris Hilton and her Valtrex infested snatch.

You know what is really ironic? About 34% of college kids have STD's but I will knock on wood that I have had NOTHING from an escort but did catch the clap back in 1987 in Rio from a girl that stayed with me for 10 days and me and 4 other friends all got the crabs in high school from a local slut who did everyone. Not fun

[Graystoke]

http://i.imgur.com/RD0aSt8.jpg

[scho63]

Holy shit if this young woman didn't just prove my point about using escorts and make my case 100%, NO ONE EVER WILL!

I went on 100 dates in a single year — here are my 3 best pieces of advice on breaking the ice with a stranger

http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-break-the-ice-on-a-first-date-2017-4

Between 2011 and 2012, I went on 101 dates with 52 different men. It was all part of a social experiment that I'd devised while finishing my undergraduate degree at UC Berkeley.

At the time, I was a serial monogamist, and I was frustrated that I couldn't find the fairy-tale type love I'd seen in movies. So I decided to take a more "scientific" approach to romance.

The experiment involved going on a series of dates and documenting what made each one a success or a failure.

As the experiment progressed, dating got a lot easier. Specifically, I learned how to break the ice with acquaintances and total strangers, so that our first encounter wasn't awkward or stilted.

Today, I'm a dating coach, and I use the findings from my personal experiment to help my clients. Here are some of the tips I share with them when they ask about forging a connection on a first date.

1. Warm up your mouthpiece
Date #52 met me in my neighborhood. He drove 45 minutes to get there, which I thought was nice.

The problem? He barely spoke. It's hard to break the ice with someone who only gives you one-word answers.

I always tell my clients to warm up socially before a date. Go to a coffee shop and talk to the barista. Sign up for bootcamp at the gym. Heck, go to the grocery store and chat with the clerk if nothing else.

Whatever you do, get out of the house at least an hour or two before your date. It'll help calm your nerves and remind you that talking to new people isn't really all that scary.

Women working out
Take a date or a new acquaintance to a dance class. AP
2. Make the activity the ice-breaker
For date #53, I agreed to attend a Jiu-Jitsu class with a guy I'd met on OKCupid. Within the first five minutes of meeting, he had me mounted in a full straddle.

My blood was pumping, my endorphins were high, and we had full physical contact. All of that, and he didn't even have to buy me a drink!

The majority of my other dates had taken place in coffee shops and bars, but this one was different. We were laughing and having fun together right off the bat.

If you're comfortable choosing the venue for your first date, consider something where you'll be moving around and/or learning something new — like a dance class, for example.

You can even apply the same rule to meetings with professional contacts: Hold a walking meeting or go running together. It's a more natural way to bond than staring at each other over coffee cups.

3. Just be honest
Date #59 arrived late. We had an epically awkward hug, and then I stood in a funny position next to him while he ordered tea. But the worst part was that conversation fell flat because he was trying so hard to be sarcastic.

Don't try to be funny by saying things like, "Great outfit — did you go shopping in your mom's closet?" Instead, try asking a question like, "I've never seen a pair of shoes like those — where did you get them?"

As a general rule, I recommend avoiding the use of sarcasm on first dates (or first meetings with anyone) because it communicates insecurity and can make you seem mean. Remember: You don't have to be a stand-up comedian to impress the other person.

Emyli (EmLovz) is a San Francisco Dating Coach who offers worldwide one-on-one coaching solutions and online dating courses for men and women.

http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/58f7867e0ba0b81c008b45bf-1300/undefined

[loochy]

Holy shit if this young woman didn't just prove my point about using escorts and make my case 100%, NO ONE EVER WILL!

I went on 100 dates in a single year — here are my 3 best pieces of advice on breaking the ice with a stranger

http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-break-the-ice-on-a-first-date-2017-4

Between 2011 and 2012, I went on 101 dates with 52 different men. It was all part of a social experiment that I'd devised while finishing my undergraduate degree at UC Berkeley.

At the time, I was a serial monogamist, and I was frustrated that I couldn't find the fairy-tale type love I'd seen in movies. So I decided to take a more "scientific" approach to romance.

The experiment involved going on a series of dates and documenting what made each one a success or a failure.

As the experiment progressed, dating got a lot easier. Specifically, I learned how to break the ice with acquaintances and total strangers, so that our first encounter wasn't awkward or stilted.

Today, I'm a dating coach, and I use the findings from my personal experiment to help my clients. Here are some of the tips I share with them when they ask about forging a connection on a first date.

1. Warm up your mouthpiece
Date #52 met me in my neighborhood. He drove 45 minutes to get there, which I thought was nice.

The problem? He barely spoke. It's hard to break the ice with someone who only gives you one-word answers.

I always tell my clients to warm up socially before a date. Go to a coffee shop and talk to the barista. Sign up for bootcamp at the gym. Heck, go to the grocery store and chat with the clerk if nothing else.

Whatever you do, get out of the house at least an hour or two before your date. It'll help calm your nerves and remind you that talking to new people isn't really all that scary.

Women working out
Take a date or a new acquaintance to a dance class. AP
2. Make the activity the ice-breaker
For date #53, I agreed to attend a Jiu-Jitsu class with a guy I'd met on OKCupid. Within the first five minutes of meeting, he had me mounted in a full straddle.

My blood was pumping, my endorphins were high, and we had full physical contact. All of that, and he didn't even have to buy me a drink!

The majority of my other dates had taken place in coffee shops and bars, but this one was different. We were laughing and having fun together right off the bat.

If you're comfortable choosing the venue for your first date, consider something where you'll be moving around and/or learning something new — like a dance class, for example.

You can even apply the same rule to meetings with professional contacts: Hold a walking meeting or go running together. It's a more natural way to bond than staring at each other over coffee cups.

3. Just be honest
Date #59 arrived late. We had an epically awkward hug, and then I stood in a funny position next to him while he ordered tea. But the worst part was that conversation fell flat because he was trying so hard to be sarcastic.

Don't try to be funny by saying things like, "Great outfit — did you go shopping in your mom's closet?" Instead, try asking a question like, "I've never seen a pair of shoes like those — where did you get them?"

As a general rule, I recommend avoiding the use of sarcasm on first dates (or first meetings with anyone) because it communicates insecurity and can make you seem mean. Remember: You don't have to be a stand-up comedian to impress the other person.

Emyli (EmLovz) is a San Francisco Dating Coach who offers worldwide one-on-one coaching solutions and online dating courses for men and women.

http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/58f7867e0ba0b81c008b45bf-1300/undefined

So her recommending that people not be freaking socially awkward weirdos proves your point?

[Bearcat]

We should all do things because something weird that someone else does completely rationalizes it.

[scho63]

So her recommending that people not be freaking socially awkward weirdos proves your point?

Is that really the single focal point you took away from this article after the last 6-7 pages in this thread? JFC.......:rolleyes:

We should all do things because something weird that someone else does completely rationalizes it.

She is not an anomaly by any stretch. :shake:

[loochy]

Is that really the single focal point you took away from this article after the last 6-7 pages in this thread? JFC.......:rolleyes:


Yes...

... and this thread only has 3 pages.

[rabblerouser]

I'd totally bang that chick. Of course, 3/4 of CP would claim she's not hot enough ROFL

[loochy]

I'd totally bang that chick. Of course, 3/4 of CP would claim she's not hot enough ROFL

Yeah, but would you pay hundreds of dollars to take a shower with her?
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[Bowser]

Yeah, but would you pay hundreds of dollars to take a shower with her?


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[rabblerouser]

Yeah, but would you pay hundreds of dollars to take a shower with her?
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No.