Couple with shared girlfriend plan to marry her to share custody of their kids

[Deberg_1990]

Interesting.....Would you?


http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Austin-couple-who-share-girlfriend-want-three-11096996.php


A married couple with three children are filing for divorce so their shared girlfriend won't feel left out.

Cristina and Benno Kaiser have been married 12 years and are in an open relationship with 21-year-old Sierra Kuntz. By divorcing and one of them then marrying Kuntz, they plan to give her legal rights to the children.

"Cristina and I decided this was something that needed to be done in order for Sierra to understand the depth of how much we love her and want her to be part of our family," Benno told the Daily Mail.

The couple has yet to decide who will marry Kuntz, a move the pair believes will show Kuntz the tri-relationship is not "temporary thing."
The Austin couple met Kuntz at a pet store, and after several dates began to strengthen what they call their "tri-lationship."

While 31-year-old Christina and 37-year-old Benno are at work, Kuntz is the main caregiver to the three children, ages six, seven and 11.
"This lifestyle isn't for everyone," said Benno. "There are a lot of people that are monogamous and are happy with just being with one person and that's completely fine. Every one of us is different. But before you judge, take a look at our lives and see the benefit of it. I couldn't imagine my life any other way."


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4443102/Happily-married-couple-pan-marry-girlfriend.html

[MahiMike]

Seems logical.

[notorious]

Kuntz.


Heh.

[The Franchise]

I love how they kept referring to her as Kuntz the entire time. Trying to fit that in as many times as possible.

[Rain Man]

I've long figured that something like this is overdue. Biology says that a child will have two parents, but society has no such limitation. It makes sense to maximize the parent/child ratio for a number of reasons.

[Mr. Laz]

When shit goes wrong, he is so fucked.

He'll end up paying both chicks alimony and child support etc.

[ClevelandBronco]

Kuntz.


Heh.

I love how they kept referring to her as Kuntz the entire time. Trying to fit that in as many times as possible.

Well, they can't just say "her," "her," "her" without confusing us as to which of the Kuntz they're talking about.

[The Franchise]

When shit goes wrong, he is so fucked.

He'll end up paying both chicks alimony and child support etc.

By divorcing and one of them then marrying Kuntz,

That's why you make the ex-wife marry her.

He should also demand that the ex-wife take Kuntz as her last name.

[eDave]

I smell a reality show.

[TribalElder]

He will likely only be banging them once and a while

The rest of the time he will be putting up with both women's problems

Digging his own grave

[Mr. Laz]

That's why you make the ex-wife marry her.

He should also demand that the ex-wife take Kuntz as her last name.
If he's smart. Although its harder for a woman to marry a woman so I imagine he will marry her.

[New World Order]

Rough looking women.

Poor guy

[Psyko Tek]

this kind of polygamy
I have no problem with, let them have a tri marriage

[RobBlake]

He will likely only be banging them once and a while

The rest of the time he will be putting up with both women's problems

Digging his own grave

agreed. Dumbass central lol. Have fun

[TimeForWasp]

They are all three kuntz

[loochy]

This arrangement will certainly work out well

[keg in kc]

The women will marry and the guy will end up staring at old pics on his phone, wondering where it all went wrong.

[Buehler445]

This is the worst idea in a long and storied history of bad ideas.

Plus. If they're pushing 40 and she's 21, they've obviously not been together too long unless they were pedoing it up, so also bad. Moreover they're at different places in their lives so when Kuntz grows up she will figure out this is stupid and she doesn't want to be free daycare/whore service.

Side note: There was a girl in my class named Kuntz. All the way through high school I don't think the correlation was made. If it was it was just for a fleeting second because most of us had been in school together since kindergarten.

[Fish]

That's why you make the ex-wife marry her.

He should also demand that the ex-wife take Kuntz as her last name.

"The two Kuntz are waiting for me at home..."

[lawrenceRaider]

This is the worst idea in a long and storied history of bad ideas.

Plus. If they're pushing 40 and she's 21, they've obviously not been together too long unless they were pedoing it up, so also bad. Moreover they're at different places in their lives so when Kuntz grows up she will figure out this is stupid and she doesn't want to be free daycare/whore service.

Side note: There was a girl in my class named Kuntz. All the way through high school I don't think the correlation was made. If it was it was just for a fleeting second because most of us had been in school together since kindergarten.

I take it you didn't read the article. They've been together 12 years, met in the military. Also only the dude is pushing 40.

Not that I think you are wrong about Kuntz deciding she's ready for something different in the near future.

Also make the wife marry her, it's legal in Texas.

[Amnorix]

So this doesn't DOESN'T only happen in Hollywood...

[Buehler445]

I take it you didn't read the article. They've been together 12 years, met in the military. Also only the dude is pushing 40.

Not that I think you are wrong about Kuntz deciding she's ready for something different in the near future.

Also make the wife marry her, it's legal in Texas.

They've only been doing it with Kuntz for 3 years. If they picked her up at 18.

[loochy]

I take it you didn't read the article. They've been together 12 years, met in the military. Also only the dude is pushing 40.

Not that I think you are wrong about Kuntz deciding she's ready for something different in the near future.

Also make the wife marry her, it's legal in Texas.

Dude, they were with her when she was 9? That's jacked up, yo.
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[Hammock Parties]

That dude is dumping a lot of loads in 21yo vag. Not a bad way to spend your late 30s.

[ptlyon]

Kuntz.


Heh.

No Benno

[ClevelandBronco]

That dude is dumping a lot of loads in 21yo vag. Not a bad way to spend your late 30s.

When spoken, does "vag" rhyme with "bag" or "badge?"

[scho63]

Looking at those two women have suddenly changed my mind about having a threesome with any two women. YUCK!

[loochy]

When spoken, does "vag" rhyme with "bag" or "badge?"

badge
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[Rooster]

This sounds like a great idea. What could possibly go wrong?

[Bowser]

I look forward to the Forensic Files epsiode on this story.

[tooge]

I smell a reality show.

I smell kuntz

[Rooster]

I smell kuntz

ROFLROFL

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Rough looking women.

Poor guy

Probably still better than 2/3s CPer wife/girlfriends/bangmaids/prostit...err "escorts"

[T-post Tom]

dirty hippies....heh
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/hd/s/5374/Shanola%20Hampton%20%26%20Vanessa%20Bell%20Calloway%20-%20Shameless%20-%20S03E06%20-%20VOD_4-500.jpg

[Graystoke]

They are all three kuntz

When I was a kid the neighbors down a couple doors were the Kuntz.
All hell broke loose when the Fingeroo's moved in next door to the Kuntz.
The neighborhood was never the same.

[beach tribe]

When spoken, does "vag" rhyme with "bag" or "badge?"

Are you for real?

[beach tribe]

I smell kuntz

lmfao

[Marcellus]

This will not end well but I am sure its fun for a while.

[COchief]

Rough looking women.

Poor guy

Dude, this is where you have to adjust the sliding scale way down. I mean by themselves neither one is anything to brag about, but he has the combo of jailbait/older, skinnyish blonde/voluptuous dark featured, he is living out several genres of lesbian porn on a daily basis. Gotta give him props for the lesbian variety pack.