Alright. Who pissed in mother natures cereal?

[Buehler445]

Apologize now please. That's enough.

https://i.imgur.com/BmM5fGT.jpg

We were without power from 2:00-9:00. Yay. Wind is about 40 mph

[stumppy]

You shut the hell up and take your whoopin. DO NOT push her this direction anymore than you already have.

[Reerun_KC]

Your old man has been sending me pictures for the last day or so.

Your weather sucks.

[O.city]

We've had over 7 inches of rain here in springfield over the last 48 hours, to go on to already saturated grounds.

Southern MO is having to evacuate cities because of flooding.

[Reerun_KC]

Good day to put a baby in Mrs Buehler_445..

Just saying.

[FlaChief58]

It's dryer than a popcorn fart here. I'm jelly

[Red Dawg]

Down in her in hillbillyville Arkansas it was Armageddon last night.

[Buehler445]

It's dryer than a popcorn fart here. I'm jelly

You don't want this.

[notorious]

This sucks balls. Tons of snow with 40mph wind gusting 50.

Buehlers area is worse from what I understand.

[Reerun_KC]

This sucks balls. Tons of snow with 40mph wind gusting 50.

Buehlers area is worse from what I understand.

I'm heading to Cabo.


Suck it hoser.

[Buehler445]

This sucks balls. Tons of snow with 40mph wind gusting 50.

Buehlers area is worse from what I understand.

I don't have any corn up. And MAYBE some of my wheat has a shot at surviving it. The snow may be worse, but I don't think "IT" is better.

[notorious]

Good day to put a baby in Mrs Buehler_445..

Just saying.

ROFL

[Bugeater]

We had a nice day earlier this month. The rest have been rainy.

[Bowser]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/15/4f/4f/154f4f59d6e3f6c73e81ab71460e3bdf.jpg

[notorious]

http://i68.tinypic.com/2ilzrqp.jpg

[FlaChief58]

You don't want this.

No real rain in months combined with record high temps are a perfect recipe for all of the brush fires we've had. I'd gladly take a shit ton of rain right now.

Snow however can fuck right off

[Bowser]

So I have a new job I'm starting on Monday where I have to drive to Wakeeney and back. Is this shit going on out there?

[Buehler445]

So I have a new job I'm starting on Monday where I have to drive to Wakeeney and back. Is this shit going on out there?

The snowfall will be done tonight. Morning may be sketchy. Afternoon should be fine.

They did, however close the interstate at Oakley.

[Buehler445]

http://i68.tinypic.com/2ilzrqp.jpg

ROFL

Your windchime isn't even moving! Pussy. (I know. South side of the house:D)

[Spott]

I'd kill for cooler weather. We never got anything close to a winter this year and it's been in the 80's and 90's since March.

[Bugeater]

So I have a new job I'm starting on Monday where I have to drive to Wakeeney and back. Is this shit going on out there?
Yes. It's everywhere. Better just look for another job.

[Bowser]

Oakley is past Wakeeney, correct? Closer to Colorado?

[notorious]

So I have a new job I'm starting on Monday where I have to drive to Wakeeney and back. Is this shit going on out there?

You don't want to know.

It will be gone within hours tomorrow, though. No worries unlesss driving country roads.

[Bugeater]

I'd kill for cooler weather. We never got anything close to a winter this year and it's been in the 80's and 90's since March.
I'm sure in another week we'll be seeing similar temps.

[Buehler445]

Oakley is past Wakeeney, correct? Closer to Colorado?

Yeah. Ground is warm and they will be plowing. I'd guess they did it for visibility. The wind is a real cocksucker today.

[Bowser]

Yes. It's everywhere. Better just look for another job.You think Guru is hiring for a personal assistant? That sounds like good job security!

You don't want to know.

It will be gone within hours tomorrow, though. No worries unlesss driving country roads.Good. I'll be out there around 2-ish, and I'm all I-70. If I hit country roads, something has gone REALLY wrong!

Yeah. Ground is warm and they will be plowing. I'd guess they did it for visibility. The wind is a real cocksucker today.Good news. And yeah, it's rare the wind doesn't blow out that way. There is literally nothing to keep the wind in check in western Kansas. Nothing.

[GloryDayz]

http://i68.tinypic.com/2ilzrqp.jpg

That's beautiful...

[Buehler445]

That's beautiful...

Tomorrow is may. Not beautiful. If this were December I'd be beating my meat like it solve something. May? No.

[GloryDayz]

Tomorrow is may. Not beautiful. If this were December I'd be beating my meat like it solve something. May? No.

With a slow melt, you're going to have a thick and beautiful lawn. Man, you can't beat that!

But I love snow and cold, it makes people happy, so I'm biased.

[Buehler445]

With a slow melt, you're going to have a thick and beautiful lawn. Man, you can't beat that!

But I love snow and cold, it makes people happy, so I'm biased.

Fuck the yard. I'm probably going to have dead wheat. :sulk:

[GloryDayz]

Fuck the yard. I'm probably going to have dead wheat. :sulk:

Well that does suck...

[O.city]

My parents live in thayer mo, they've had to shut down alot of the power stations down therr due to flooding. It's pretty intense

[Buehler445]

My parents live in thayer mo, they've had to shut down alot of the power stations down therr due to flooding. It's pretty intense

That is damned not cool.

[Frazod]

Been nasty as fuck in the Chicago area. Rain, rain, and more rain, and it's supposed to storm all day today. Local streets and underpasses were already starting to flood last night.

[O.city]

http://www.ozarkradionews.com/video/video-north-porter-wagoner-to-independence-in-west-plains-645am

Here's some video. I'll try and put some pictures up dad has sent me

[scho63]

It was freezing here yesterday! 77 degrees with some high clouds

[Bwana]

You guys with that white crap, keep it down there! We had one hell of a winter around here and I don't want to see snow again until next November. My 4 wheelers are all tuned up and I'm ready to start riding some of the foot hills. I'm screwed until at least the end of July before I can even think about riding around Cooke City this year, way to much snow up there on top. I got snowed on last week in Missoula and Butte......enough!

[notorious]

With a slow melt, you're going to have a thick and beautiful lawn. Man, you can't beat that!

But I love snow and cold, it makes people happy, so I'm biased.


You can have it.


I will take 90 degrees over 30 every day, and certainly 100 over 20.

[Buehler445]

ROFL

My dog is so pissed at the weather. I booted him out to pee. Normally he sniffs around and pisses on stuff. Today he just pissed on the front step and wanted to come back in.

What a bitch.

[Buehler445]

You guys with that white crap, keep it down there! We had one hell of a winter around here and I don't want to see snow again until next November. My 4 wheelers are all tuned up and I'm ready to start riding some of the foot hills. I'm screwed until at least the end of July before I can even think about riding around Cooke City this year, way to much snow up there on top. I got snowed on last week in Missoula and Butte......enough!

Fuck you for telling me it is snowing in Kansas and not in fucking Montana.

You're my boy and all, but damn.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Yep, buried here North of Amarillo and windy as shit.

[Mr. Laz]

rain,rain,rain


should be some serious May Flowers after this

[notorious]

Yep, buried here North of Amarillo and windy as shit.

Are you guys getting snow?

[redfan]

Me: It can't possibly rain all weekend!
Mother Nature: Hold my beer

[notorious]

Hogfarmer wants white stuff to come out of his animals, not fall from the sky.

[Bwana]

**** you for telling me it is snowing in Kansas and not in ****ing Montana.

You're my boy and all, but damn.

Oh I guarantee the bitch that is Mother Nature is not done with the snow around here yet. Trust me, we already paid our due in the snow department this year. :hmmm:

[Bearcat]

I was just thinking it hadn't rained in a while... April 3rd to be exact.

[BucEyedPea]

It's dryer than a popcorn fart here. I'm jelly

It's perfect here right now. Even New Orleans was a hot muggy swamp the last two days there. Glad I'm gone with the rain coming there.

[BucEyedPea]

I'd kill for cooler weather. We never got anything close to a winter this year and it's been in the 80's and 90's since March.

Yeah, this year was a warm winter—even by Florida standards. It never arrived this year.

[BucEyedPea]

**** the yard. I'm probably going to have dead wheat. :sulk:

How's the millet going to fare?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Are you guys getting snow?

Yes, that's what I mean't by buried.

[Buehler445]

Oh I guarantee the bitch that is Mother Nature is not done with the snow around here yet. Trust me, we already paid our due in the snow department this year. :hmmm:

If this were December I'd be all about it, instead I've got wheat trying to head. :(

How's the millet going to fare?

Haven't planted it yet. I'll probably put more out with this moisture.

[GloryDayz]

Oh I guarantee the bitch that is Mother Nature is not done with the snow around here yet. Trust me, we already paid our due in the snow department this year. :hmmm:

Those are polar caps the polar bears broke-off and shipped to you to celebrate the Global Warming era.

They were responsible for global cooling too. They celebrated by blowing up Mt. St. Helen's...

Those bitches!

[saphojunkie]

Climate change is fake news

[GloryDayz]

Climate change is fake news

Indeed..

Proof (for Lex):

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[BucEyedPea]

Haven't planted it yet. I'll probably put more out with this moisture.

Oh, good to know. I need my bread too. :D

[DaFace]

We were staying with some friends at a cabin near Hoxie and were supposed to be driving back to Denver today, but we ended up bailing out late last night.

They went east and got out in front of it. We got to Burlington, CO and woke up to pretty much dry roads and didn't have any trouble getting back. Meanwhile, I-70 is closed at Hays, and from what I can tell power is out at the cabin. That would have sucked.

Hang in there, Buehler. Hopefully they can dig you out pretty quickly after it stops dumping.

[lcarus]

This sucks balls. Tons of snow with 40mph wind gusting 50.

Buehlers area is worse from what I understand.

Didn't you used to live in Tulsa? Down here we've had semi-cold and rain for damn days. It's gotten out of hand. Almost May for chrissake.

[Buehler445]

We were staying with some friends at a cabin near Hoxie and were supposed to be driving back to Denver today, but we ended up bailing out late last night.

They went east and got out in front of it. We got to Burlington, CO and woke up to pretty much dry roads and didn't have any trouble getting back. Meanwhile, I-70 is closed at Hays, and from what I can tell power is out at the cabin. That would have sucked.

Hang in there, Buehler. Hopefully they can dig you out pretty quickly after it stops dumping.

It's supposed to be 45 tomorrow. I don't intend to dig anything. But my driveway is level full

[notorious]

Didn't you used to live in Tulsa? Down here we've had semi-cold and rain for damn days. It's gotten out of hand. Almost May for chrissake.

I moved September 2001. It should be 85 in T-Town with rain every evening.

Although humid, I liked Tulsa weather.

[notorious]

The snow isn't what sucks, it's the 50 mph wind and cold that sucks.

[HonestChieffan]

Floods in SEKS and South MO....looks pretty bad in some areas.

[HonestChieffan]

It's supposed to be 45 tomorrow. I don't intend to dig anything. But my driveway is level full this will fuck up some wheat bigtime

[Rasputin]

It's Hell trying to freeze over because Chiefs drafted a first round quarterback of the future.


HELL IS FREEZING OVER!

[notorious]

It's Hell trying to freeze over because Chiefs drafted a first round quarterback of the future.


HELL IS FREEZING OVER!

LMAO

[notorious]

this will **** up some wheat bigtime

Farmers had some corn up 3-4" out here. Not good.

[HonestChieffan]

Farmers had some corn up 3-4" out here. Not good.


I hear that. I have 10 acres I planted to Native Warm Season Grass two weeks ago im worried it may have been too wet too long and at 200/acre for seed.....shit.

[Buehler445]

this will fuck up some wheat bigtime

I'm thinking it will, but I'm sure I won't be able to get it released.

[bevischief]

It's called menopause.

[O.city]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1519126131453932&id=100000696806361

Guy flew a drone over the spring at Mammoth Spring Arkansas.

[O.city]

Towards the end, where the dam is there's usually about a 20 foot waterfall. It's currently about a foot from spilling over

[bevischief]

Damn this place is starting to look like Dagobah.

[Hoopsdoc]

It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock here in Indiana. Has been since Friday.

I may have to paddle to work tomorrow.

[kcxiv]

i think here in Cali we are done with our drenching! Its a nice brisk 72 degree's. Everything is green. Its alright.


*edit* my bad its 84, but it feels cooler. ill take it.

[displacedinMN]

It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock here in Indiana. Has been since Friday.

I may have to paddle to work tomorrow.

I said that the other day. Some thought that was the funniest thing they had heard.

[GloryDayz]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1519126131453932&id=100000696806361

Guy flew a drone over the spring at Mammoth Spring Arkansas.

They won't need to water for a week or two.

[Rain Man]

We got about 8 inches of snow at my house. I don't mind, though. It'll be gone in a day or two. The foothills got about double that amount.

[bevischief]

Don't eat the yellow stuff...

[DaFace]

We got about 8 inches of snow at my house. I don't mind, though. It'll be gone in a day or two. The foothills got about double that amount.

It was definitely one of those weird ones in terms of variance around the metro. We maybe got 3", and it was mostly melted by the time I got home around 11am today.

[Rain Man]

It was definitely one of those weird ones in terms of variance around the metro. We maybe got 3", and it was mostly melted by the time I got home around 11am today.

Strange. The official number I saw was 5", but we definitely were notably higher than that, and I saw that Ken Caryl got over a foot. It must have veered south.

[displacedinMN]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Garden City, KS is more or less shut down from excessive overnight <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/snow?src=hash">#snow</a>. widespread power outages; most roads impassible. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/KSwx?src=hash">#KSwx</a> <a href="https://t.co/UbCsq3TzZl">pic.twitter.com/UbCsq3TzZl</a></p>&mdash; WeatherNation (@WeatherNation) <a href="https://twitter.com/WeatherNation/status/858737816536203264">April 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[HemiEd]

We just had our fourth 100 year rain in the six years we have owned here on Tablerock.

About month ago the water level was the lowest I have seen it at 905 and today it is over flood pool at 931 and rising.

http://tablerock.uslakes.info/level.asp

[Chief Roundup]

Fuck the yard. I'm probably going to have dead wheat. :sulk:

Did you have insurance?

[Mr. Laz]

50% chance to rain more tonight, 40% rain tomorrow in OPKS


Just hope the foundation doesn't start up again

[Easy 6]

Its rained so hard here the last 4 days, that last nights strong rain is still puddled up in my backyard... I'm worried that all of the seed planting my employer has done the last 2 weeks has all been washed out

Which in turn sets back my job as he goes around replanting :(

[GloryDayz]

Its rained so hard here the last 4 days, that last nights strong rain is still puddled up in my backyard... I'm worried that all of the seed planting my employer has done the last 2 weeks has all been washed out

Which in turn sets back my job as he goes around replanting :(

I just put down seed myself, I'm hoping the hay straw I covered it with helps/helped to keep it in place...

It's hard enough trying to keep grass growing under a deck, I'd rather not start over...

[Easy 6]

I just put down seed myself, I'm hoping the hay straw I covered it with helps/helped to keep it in place...

It's hard enough trying to keep grass growing under a deck, I'd rather not start over...

You're likely safe with a patch of grass seed covered with straw, thousands of acres of beans and corn out in the open on the other hand, is another matter...

Got a text minutes ago that I'm hauling tomorrow, so thats good news... but all this rain is still gonna stymie my workweek for sure

[Chief Roundup]

https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=ozark%20county%20times

Lots of pictures of the flooding from the area I grew up as a young kid.

[notorious]

Wal-Mart closed in Garden City. You know shit's bad when Wal-Mart closes.

[Buehler445]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Garden City, KS is more or less shut down from excessive overnight <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/snow?src=hash">#snow</a>. widespread power outages; most roads impassible. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/KSwx?src=hash">#KSwx</a> <a href="https://t.co/UbCsq3TzZl">pic.twitter.com/UbCsq3TzZl</a></p>&mdash; WeatherNation (@WeatherNation) <a href="https://twitter.com/WeatherNation/status/858737816536203264">April 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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I'm 45 north of that. I don't think I got it that bad.

Did you have insurance?

Crappy insurance. Mine was all continuous crop. Didn't have much APH and the county T yield is terrible. Looked goodamned good too.

[Radar Chief]

http://i65.tinypic.com/2eb4dqb.png

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Just talked with a hog producer in the OK panhandle and all their farms are without power. He said broken poles everywhere. They're having to run portable generators from farm to farm to keep the animals alive.

[Buehler445]

Just talked with a hog producer in the OK panhandle and all their farms are without power. He said broken poles everywhere. They're having to run portable generators from farm to farm to keep the animals alive.

That's a shit predicament. I'm sure getting trucks in and out for feed is a fucking trainwreck. Plus getting fuel to generators.

[BlackHelicopters]

Had about 6 inches at my farm. Roads closed everywhere. Still very windy.

[Buehler445]

Had about 6 inches at my farm. Roads closed everywhere. Still very windy.

Where are you located?

[BucEyedPea]

That's a shit predicament. I'm sure getting trucks in and out for feed is a ****ing trainwreck. Plus getting fuel to generators.

Can they drop it in by air?

Manna came from heaven, so why not?

Ha,ha, I know nothing about this, but thought it would be cool.

[scho63]

I moved September 2001. It should be 85 in T-Town with rain every evening.

Although humid, I liked Tulsa weather.

Did you ever eat at The Spudder? :hmmm:

[BlackHelicopters]

Where are you located?

JoMo.

[Buehler445]

Can they drop it in by air?

Manna came from heaven, so why not?

Ha,ha, I know nothing about this, but thought it would be cool.

Nah, it doesn't work like that.

[notorious]

Did you ever eat at The Spudder? :hmmm:

Is that the place you could make a massive custom baked potato?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Nah, it doesn't work like that.

City folks don't realize

[Fish]

Damn. Between this and the wildfires, Kansas took a serious kick to the nuts over the past year. This will likely decimate a great deal of Kansas hunting for a time as well.

‘WE LOST THE WESTERN KANSAS WHEAT CROP THIS WEEKEND’ (http://www.agriculture.com/news/crops/we-lost-the-western-kansas-wheat-crop-this-weekend)

Blizzard conditions and heavy snow swept western Kansas, including 14 to 20 inches in Colby in the northwestern quadrant of the No. 1 winter wheat state in the nation, said the Weather Channel. “We lost the western Kansas wheat crop this weekend. Just terrible,” tweeted Justin Gilpin, chief executive of the grower-funded Kansas Wheat Commission.

The snow and freezing weather struck a winter wheat crop that was developing faster than usual, thanks to a mild winter. As a result, the crop was more vulnerable to spring snowfalls and frost. “Generally, temps below 32°F. for a minimum of about two hours will cause damage to the crop,” says the Kansas Wheat Commission. “Freeze injury during heading and flowering stages can cause severe yield consequences.” A quarter of the wheat crop was headed as of April 23, compared with the five-year average of 17%.

“Most of @KansasWheat country shut down and no power. Devastating conditions,” Gilpin tweeted on Sunday afternoon. Some comments on Twitter were more hopeful: “Don’t give up yet,” said one, and, “Much-needed moisture but wheat will be flat on the ground when the snow melts.”

Kansas grew 1 of every 5 bushels of U.S. wheat last year, 467 million of the 2.31 billion bushels nationwide. Its farmers specialize in winter wheat, which is planted in the fall, goes dormant during the winter, and sprouts again in the spring. Winter wheat accounts for two thirds, or more, of the U.S. crop each year.

Nearly 90 crop scouts, an amalgam of grain traders, government officials, reporters, millers and a few growers, are to begin a three-day tour of the Kansas winter wheat crop today. “We will adjust on the fly if needed. Too many people flying in from around the world to postpone,” said Dave Green of the Wheat Quality Council, which sponsors the tour. The annual crop tour examines crop conditions, including frost and disease damage, to estimate the likely harvest. Its route begins in Manhattan in eastern Kansas, heads west to Colby, south to Wichita, and then returns to Manhattan.

The USDA will make its first estimate of the winter wheat crop on May 10. At its annual Ag Outlook in late February, the department projected wheat production would fall 20% this year because of low market prices and a sharp reduction in wheat sowings. Growers told USDA in March that they would plant the smallest amount of wheat land, 46.1 million acres, since records began in 1919.

The National Weather Service said Winter Storm Ursa was moving from eastern Colorado across the central and northern Plains toward the Great Lakes. From eastern Colorado through western Kansas into central Nebraska, “accumulations of at least 6 inches are expected with some locales tallying up a foot or more of snowfall.”