Farewell songs to all the Alexsexuals, goodbye Smith stalkers

[Ming the Merciless]

I thought it would be fitting to have a collection of songs, saying goodbye to all of the Alexsexuals we have had on this board. You will be gone, and hopefully forgotten. Please do not let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. I know this thread is a season too early....but really I feel this is important...so I think we should start collecting these songs now to play loudly on the glorious day when they leave.

some cuss words, work questionable
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Im sick of your mouth, and your 2% milk...

Hit the ****ing road and piss up a rope you big booty bitches

Put on your shoes hit the road GET TRUCKIN

[eDave]

What constitute an Alexsexual? I support the guy. He is our QB for now. Do I have to leave?

[Ming the Merciless]

What constitute an Alexsexual? I support the guy. He is our QB for now. Do I have to leave?

Not specifically.

If you support him AND you have a shrine of pictures with him with his shirt off then maybe...

If you don't know who Barry Word is , maybe...

If you will follow Alex to other boards after he leaves here...maybe...

Its not as simple as 'if you support him' because we would all love to see him win a ring but we know that ain't happening. If you think he will win a ring, you may be an alexsexual though. 99% of people support the guy BECAUSE he is here...

The difference mainly is if you support the CHIEFS and therefore SMith youre probably OK. If you mainly support Smith and so then by proxy you support the chiefs as some secondary consideration.... you may want to listen to that song...and hit the ****ing road.

[eDave]

I'm good. Chiefs fan first over here.

Thanks Pawnmower.

[jd1020]

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[beach tribe]

Yep.

A-Sexuals mainly consist of posters who followed him here and tried to tell us how to be Fn Chiefs fans.
Some of them are dumb enough to think that Alex will be on this team in 2018.
thankfully they are wrong.

Bye, loser lovers.

Man, it feels good to have a QBOTF.

[beach tribe]

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[chinaski]

vZBRLBdqyOw

[chinaski]

uVf940pO5ME

[notorious]

NSFW

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[chinaski]

qEd6QUbK2Mw

ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

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[Hammock Parties]

The Chiefs are my woman.

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or a simple...

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[ILChief]

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[notorious]

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[ILChief]

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[Coochie liquor]

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[Hammock Parties]

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[Coochie liquor]

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Give me my money back you bitch...

[Rasputin]

nsfw Get the Fuck OUt
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[Rasputin]

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[notorious]

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LMAO


So perfect.

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[Ming the Merciless]

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[Coochie liquor]

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[Coochie liquor]

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[ChiefsCountry]

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[RippedmyFlesh]

I refuse to post the actual music

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[MAG]

im afraid i may be an alexsexual

[ILChief]

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Just saw them in St Louis Friday night. Good show

[Rasputin]

im afraid i may be an alexsexual

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[KCUnited]

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[Dayze]

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[Dartgod]

Just saw them in St Louis Friday night. Good show

My sister was at that show. Did you see her there?

[Ming the Merciless]

There are some damn good songs in here

its gonna be a while b4 i can dump all of my huge rep load on everyone

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[Ming the Merciless]

I refuse to post the actual music



I got it for u bro, no worries

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[mcaj22]

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[Rasputin]

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[rico]

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[rico]

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[Rasputin]

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:D Hey fuck face get the fuck outa here ya you ~

[BigBeauford]

Ball and Chain - Social Distortion

[Ming the Merciless]

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[Rasputin]

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[Rasputin]

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[Rasputin]

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[Mav]

Well this thread is certainly cute. Still fuck you pawnmower. I'm still gonna be here when Alex leaves. So eh. Really you got nothing bitch tits.


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[Rasputin]

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[Rasputin]

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[Rasputin]

Well this thread is certainly cute. Still fuck you pawnmower. I'm still gonna be here when Alex leaves. So eh. Really you got nothing bitch tits.


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[Mav]

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Can you believe he was sazu in the lion king? I just can't picture it.


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[Rasputin]

Can you believe he was sazu in the lion king? I just can't picture it.


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= mind blown

Did you know you can open a banana from the opposite end of the stem??

HOLY SHIT BALLS IT WORKS EVEN BETTER AMAZING!

[Coochie liquor]

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[Rasputin]

Well this thread is certainly cute. Still fuck you pawnmower. I'm still gonna be here when Alex leaves. So eh. Really you got nothing bitch tits.


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This song has a guy playing cow bell

Chiefs Planet needs more cow bell

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Have I told you lately how much I love you, Pawn?

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This song is HIGHLY dedicated and recommended for all Alexsexuals.

[Rasputin]

nsfw Get the Fuck OUt
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Have I told you lately how much I love you, Pawn?

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This song is HIGHLY dedicated and recommended for all Alexsexuals.

How Quaint

[jd1020]

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[Molitoth]

Couldn't find any songs about Check Downs....

[Ming the Merciless]

Well this thread is certainly cute. Still **** you pawnmower.



I actually hadn't even thought of you when making this thread, believe it or not...I think you have me around 75% convinced that Alex Smith just was the bare chested sex object you needed to discover your chiefs sexuality. You may have started suckign chiefs cock by sucking JUST alex's ...but I do believe you are at least willing to experiment now and maybe move on to perhaps Travis Kelce or Daniel Sorenson or some other metrosexual looking white 'nice guy' Chiefs.

[Ming the Merciless]

about 1minute in she starts playing

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[KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN]

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[The Franchise]

about 1minute in she starts playing

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Would.

[Ming the Merciless]

Would.

me too for sure

im not sure what her reaction would be to me jamming it in her ass

it could be fear or possibly she would take it like a champ but i'd like to imagine her singing to me as i plowed it

[Mav]

I actually hadn't even thought of you when making this thread, believe it or not...I think you have me around 75% convinced that Alex Smith just was the bare chested sex object you needed to discover your chiefs sexuality. You may have started suckign chiefs cock by sucking JUST alex's ...but I do believe you are at least willing to experiment now and maybe move on to perhaps Travis Kelce or Daniel Sorenson or some other metrosexual looking white 'nice guy' Chiefs.



Gay jokes? From the guy who actually lives in or around San Francisco. That's awesome.


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[Mav]

me too for sure

im not sure what her reaction would be to me jamming it in her ass

it could be fear or possibly she would take it like a champ but i'd like to imagine her singing to me as i plowed it



And on cue. The guy throwing out homo insinuations talks about ramming it in someone's ass. [emoji23]


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[FloridaMan88]

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[Coochie liquor]

Gay jokes? From the guy who actually lives in or around San Francisco. That's awesome.


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Sounds like you need a song?

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[Ming the Merciless]

Gay jokes? From the guy who actually lives in or around San Francisco. That's awesome.


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cry more ....

i guess i touched a nerve....didn't think you were so sensative maryverick

[Mav]

cry more ....

i guess i touched a nerve....didn't think you were so sensative maryverick



A chess playing anal pirate and you think your flimsy insults will work on me? [emoji23]


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[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

It took Mav 3 posts before he was done with his "I'm not gay, but you are" retort. What a loser

[Rasputin]

A chess playing anal pirate and you think your flimsy insults will work on me? [emoji23]


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They are working because he did nothing to you that you started belittling him for this thread. Stop you are derailing this thread about Alexexuals leaving when Alex Smith gets benched. You stated you are not one of them so it's not about you.

Post farewell things or quit posting in this thread please. You are making yourself look like and idiot.

[Ming the Merciless]

A chess playing anal pirate and you think your flimsy insults will work on me? [emoji23]



Whatever ...

I genuinely was not thinking of you when I made this thread.....even the last meme that I made I actually left you off of it..
YOU are the one who came in here and started hurling insults at me for zero reason...

http://i.imgur.com/RG3E9Jj.jpg


You weren't even in my mind as an ALexsexual until you came in, CLEARLY butthurt by this thread...overly defensive...and yelling about how much You dont care...LOL...and how much you support Mahomes now....

Its hilarious actually because I had almost forgotten you were truly an ALexsexual on the inside until your true colors started showing in this thread...

[Mav]

Whatever ...

I genuinely was not thinking of you when I made this thread.....even the last meme that I made I actually left you off of it..
YOU are the one who came in here and started hurling insults at me for zero reason...

http://i.imgur.com/RG3E9Jj.jpg


You weren't even in my mind as an ALexsexual until you came in, CLEARLY butthurt by this thread...overly defensive...and yelling about how much You dont care...LOL...and how much you support Mahomes now....

Its hilarious actually because I had almost forgotten you were truly an ALexsexual on the inside until your true colors started showing in this thread...



I missed you. [emoji53]


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[Rasputin]

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[Ming the Merciless]

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[KranzDictum]

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[KranzDictum]

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[KranzDictum]

Because I really like Warren and the protagonist makes me think of alex when Reid and Dorsey moved up into the top 10 to get his replacement.

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[Ming the Merciless]

After a couple seasons without Tiger Uppercut, when we are superbowl champs , we will miss making fun of him:

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[InChiefsHeaven]

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