May 29 Royals Jason Hammel sucks

[Al Bundy]

Well.. the Royals gave Jason Hammel some runs, he immediately walks the bases loaded because he is a giant pussy. Mike Minor gives up the lead. Time for a come back.

[lewdog]

Game thread.

Here.

Now.

Rally.

[lewdog]

Hammel has sucked all year.

Didn't have much of a choice not to sign him but damn he's garbage.

[Dartgod]

I'm craving a Moose dong.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

I'm craving a Moose dong.

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[Ron Swanson]

He needs to flap those ears and fly his sorry ass back to Chicago.

[Dartgod]

6 runs on 3 hits. :shake:

[lewdog]

Whit is hitting out of his mind.

So impressive.

[LoneWolf]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/o0D4l3xcQPw/maxresdefault.jpg

[LoneWolf]

Here comes Gordon to kill the rally.

[Prison Bitch]

Bad news: Hammel is a career long 1st half pitcher

[lewdog]

Bad news: Hammel is a career long 1st half pitcher

And most of his "good years" were in the NL.

Not good.

[jd1020]

He needs to flap those ears and fly his sorry ass back to Chicago.

Shit. At this point they'd probably gladly take him.

[Al Bundy]

Back in it. The Tigers bullpen sucks balls.

[lewdog]

Back in it. The Tigers bullpen sucks balls.

We were never out of it you fucking quitter!

[dlphg9]

I have my pants and shirt off. Here for the rally boys

[LoneWolf]

I have my pants and shirt off. Here for the rally boys

Boxers or briefs?

[lewdog]

I have my pants and shirt off. Here for the rally boys

I am in the same situation.

We need a third to make a tripod and good luck streak!

[LoneWolf]

I am in the same situation.

We need a third to make a tripod and good luck streak!

Alright, the pants are off. I'm watching the game on the back patio by the outdoor fireplace. Hope the neighbors don't mind.

[ChiefsCountry]

Pay Hosmer .

[lewdog]

Alright, the pants are off. I'm watching the game on the back patio by the outdoor fireplace. Hope the neighbors don't mind.

You might get unwanted company with that view.

[LoneWolf]

HOS DONG!!! The tripod works it's magic!

[Al Bundy]

All the way back plus 1.

[lewdog]

Pay Hosmer .

ROFL

Finally goes Oppo. I am shocked.

[tk13]

Come on Whit! Had your shot there.

[Discuss Thrower]

Had no clue the game was on ESPN and wasn't blacked out on my device of choice.

GG.

[Bowser]

Come on Whit! Had your shot there.

He swung too hard!

[TribalElder]

SoriAids

[penbrook]

SoriAids

No! Soria has been good so far this year

[petegz28]

Soria gonna blow it

[dlphg9]

Boxers or briefs?
Boxer briefs

[dlphg9]

I am in the same situation.

We need a third to make a tripod and good luck streak!

Looks like we may need another, depending on how this goes

[lewdog]

Boxer briefs

Shit, me too.

Lonewolf???

[TLO]

Soria gonna blow it

This

[cabletech94]

jack is trying to kill me.

[lewdog]

Fuck you Soria!!!!

[Al Bundy]

Soria.. yuck.

[RealSNR]

Soria doing so well, picking a bad night to fuck the whole thing away

[TLO]

Welp

[petegz28]

well walks have just killed this team tonight...game is over...way to go Soria

[baitism]

Fuck it. Watching the Stanley Cup Final.

[TribalElder]

Salvy looking at soria like f you man

[lewdog]

well walks have just killed this team tonight...game is over...way to go Soria

See you Pete.

Have a good night.

[LoneWolf]

Shit, me too.

Lonewolf???

Duluth Trading Co. boxer briefs. I highly recommend them.

[Dartgod]

Soria, you asshole.

[TribalElder]

I thought they wanted to win but soria came out to toss bp

[ChiTown]

Soria throwing BP:cuss:

[Spott]

Soria is still a complete POS.

[Al Bundy]

Ned is going to let Soria dig them a big hole here isn't he??

[TLO]

Boo

[TribalElder]

:cuss:

[lewdog]

He clearly does not have it.

Time to pull

[lewdog]

Wish Salvy would cock punch him as he walks off the mound.

[LoneWolf]

Ned is going to let Soria dig them a big hole here isn't he??

What was he supposed to do? Soria has pitched well for the majority of the year and he started the inning. Was Ned supposed to pull him after 10 pitches?

[petegz28]

Soria gonna make damn sure we lose. Between him and Hammel, I swear what a shit fest.....no reason would should have lost this game. Too many god damn walks.

[petegz28]

See you Pete.

Have a good night.

4321

[penbrook]

Good job Strahm

[LoneWolf]

Soria gonna make damn sure we lose. Between him and Hammel, I swear what a shit fest.....no reason would should have lost this game. Too many god damn walks.

WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?!?!

[penbrook]

WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?!?!

WAS IT OVER WHEN WE WERE DOWN 4 IN THE EIGHTH INNING DURING THE WILDCARD GAME

[cabletech94]

WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?!?!

perfect.

[TLO]

Cabrera is fat

[cabletech94]

Cabrera is fat

but he produces.




got dayum you soria.

[Al Bundy]

Strahm and Soria both with a massive failure tonight.

[Al Bundy]

What was he supposed to do? Soria has pitched well for the majority of the year and he started the inning. Was Ned supposed to pull him after 10 pitches?

If he was interested in keeping the lead, yes. But as it was Strahm was brutal as well.

[TribalElder]

Soria has brought great shame to our people. Seppuku is the only option for him now

[Discuss Thrower]

but he produces.


You drink, you drive, you bat .325.

[RealSNR]

Strahm and Soria both with a massive failure tonight.

What the flying fuck was Strahm supposed to do? He allowed one hit. It's not his fault SoriAIDS showed up.

[cabletech94]

You drink, you drive, you bat .325.

ha ha ha!!! that should be a meme!!!

[Ron Swanson]

This team is tough to watch, lots of suck all around.

[TLO]

Soler and Gordon suck Discuss Thrower's taint.

[penbrook]

This team is tough to watch, lots of suck all around.

Bullpen sucks

[LoneWolf]

If he was interested in keeping the lead, yes. But as it was Strahm was brutal as well.

Yeah, Strahm came in with the bases loaded and no outs and gave up a single to one of the best hitters in baseball. Brutal :rolleyes:

[Dartgod]

What the flying fuck was Strahm supposed to do? He allowed one hit. It's not his fault SoriAIDS showed up.

Ignore him, he's a fucking moron.

[Ron Swanson]

Escobar swinging at garbage, shocking.

[Discuss Thrower]

WTF are you swinging at Esky

[LoneWolf]

Win or lose, I'm sitting on the patio with no pants or shirt on drinking a Crown and Coke with fireworks going off in the background.

https://cardinalsportszone.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/ice-cube.jpg

[Al Bundy]

We'll see if the Royals can overcome the Soria/Strahm 8th inning.

[Buehler445]

Bullpen sucks

Everybody sucks.

[Buehler445]

Except Whit

[Titty Meat]

Albundy quit trolling you pussy ass bitch theres still time to turn it around