Dorsey

[TLO]

Glenn Dorsey was drafted by Chiefs with the fifth overall pick in the 2008 NFL draft.

For whatever reason, I have very little recollection of him being a Chief.

Was he simply a bust? Did he have any standout seasons/plays that you remember?

[Quesadilla Joe]

I remember laughing at the Raiders for drafting McFadden over Dorsey and then being pissed when the Chiefs landed him.

[tk13]

That guy was thought of as one of the best defensive linemen to come out in a while. Was a bit surprising he fell to us.

[TLO]

I remember laughing at the Raiders for drafting McFadden over Dorsey and then being pissed when the Chiefs landed him.

Dorsey was drafted to play DT in a 4-3, correct?

[Buehler445]

He was uber fat under Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards. Under Pioli, he said he'd quit eating Cajun food. He got moved to 3 technique and didn't do a fucking thing.

Chiefs paid him a gazillion or so dollars and he fucking sucked fucking balls. The entire fucking time.

Fuck Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards. I fucking hate that fucking guy.

[Quesadilla Joe]

That guy was thought of as one of the best defensive linemen to come out in a while. Was a bit surprising he fell to us.

Dorsey was supposed to be a future HOF'er. I guess he had some knee issues or something but I was not happy when KC selected him

Didn't KC lose a coinflip with Atlanta that year? If KC won that coinfilip they probably would've drafted Matt Ryan.

[Red Dawg]

Every analyst loved Dorsey. It was the right pick but he busted.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Dorsey was drafted to play DT in a 4-3, correct?

Yeah, at the time Dorsey was supposedly the best 4-3 DT to come out in a very long time.

[Buehler445]

Every analyst loved Dorsey. It was the right pick but he busted.

I blame Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards. When you read articles about your huge contract DT talking about how he's going to lay off cajun food you know the coaching culture is hot fucking garbage.

Fuck Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards. Fuck that fucking guy.

[KC_Lee]

He was a nice 1 - 2 punch of highly drafted LSU D-linemen that KC took, Dorsey & T-Jax...what a pair of absolute busts.

[jaa1025]

Dorsey was one of those once a decade picks. He was supposed to be great. Unfortunately for him, he was forced into a 3-4 defense in KC. He was good against the run if I remember but his pass rush never developed. Im not sure if it was scheme, injuries or what because his dominant pass rush in college never translated.

One thing I can say positively is that this front office knows how to find talent on the Dline. Pioli was absolutely terrible at it.

[Rasputin]

Every analyst loved Dorsey. It was the right pick but he busted.

He had red flags over his knees not being in good shape. That turned out to be his problem.

[Red Dawg]

Now Tyson Jackson on the other hand was a reach of epic proportions that everyone thought was utterly insane.

[notorious]

The fucking scheme murdered his career.

[Simply Red]

could have had Matty Ice

[Red Dawg]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/380404-the-great-nfl-draft-hype-machine-remember-that-glenn-dorsey-guy

Article about the Dorsey hype machine getting it wrong. Damn we had some bad luck in the top ten.

[Bewbies]

could have had Matty Ice

Imagine how different the last decade would have been had we gone that route...

I'll never forget that draft, it was the day we found out my brother had brain cancer. :#

[SAGA45]

The ****ing scheme murdered his career.

This

He would've been a monster in a 4-3

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[Al Bundy]

I blame Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards. When you read articles about your huge contract DT talking about how he's going to lay off cajun food you know the coaching culture is hot fucking garbage.

Fuck Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards. Fuck that fucking guy.

How do you feel about Herm?

[splatbass]

He was uber fat under Squirmin Herman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards. Under Pioli, he said he'd quit eating Cajun food. He got moved to 3 technique and didn't do a ****ing thing.

Chiefs paid him a gazillion or so dollars and he ****ing sucked ****ing balls. The entire ****ing time.

**** Squirmin Herman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards. I ****ing hate that ****ing guy.

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

[Bowser]

Is Big Smoke trolling hard with this thread?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/maybe.gif

[Buehler445]

Dorsey was one of those once a decade picks. He was supposed to be great. Unfortunately for him, he was forced into a 3-4 defense in KC. He was good against the run if I remember but his pass rush never developed. Im not sure if it was scheme, injuries or what because his dominant pass rush in college never translated.

One thing I can say positively is that this front office knows how to find talent on the Dline. Pioli was absolutely terrible at it.

The fucking scheme murdered his career.

This

He would've been a monster in a 4-3

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He was pure unadulterated fucking garbage under Squirmin Sherman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards in his natural position.

He only got better when Crennel showed up. He was better as a block eater than the penetrator that Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards was trying to use him as.

The options are:
1. Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards ruined his career
2. He was shit. He was supposed to be Warren Sapp. He was closer to Benny Sapp
3. Some amalgamation of the two.

[TLO]

Is Big Smoke trolling hard with this thread?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/maybe.gif

https://media.tenor.com/images/c98152b55e67496707ff555edae3c45f/tenor.gif

[Granslamwhich]

He was pure unadulterated fucking garbage under Squirmin Sherman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards in his natural position.

He only got better when Crennel showed up. He was better as a block eater than the penetrator that Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards was trying to use him as.

The options are:
1. Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards ruined his career
2. He was shit. He was supposed to be Warren Sapp. He was closer to Benny Sapp
3. Some amalgamation of the two.

Going to have to go with option #3 on this one

['Hamas' Jenkins]

He had an injury to his tibia (IIRC) that likely never healed correctly. He was a monster in college, everyone loved him, and he was a massive disappointment despite having probably the highest draft grade in the class.

Even sure things aren't sure.

[Buehler445]

He had an injury to his tibia (IIRC) that likely never healed correctly. He was a monster in college, everyone loved him, and he was a massive disappointment despite having probably the highest draft grade in the class.

Even sure things aren't sure.

Further evidence, see: Joekyl, Luke. He was supposed to be the safest pick in a decade.

There aren't much for "safe" picks and it drives me ducking mad when douches talk about the.

[TLO]

He was pure unadulterated ****ing garbage under Squirmin Sherman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards in his natural position.

He only got better when Crennel showed up. He was better as a block eater than the penetrator that Squirmin Herman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards was trying to use him as.

The options are:
1. Squirmin Herman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards ruined his career
2. He was shit. He was supposed to be Warren Sapp. He was closer to Benny Sapp
3. Some amalgamation of the two.

Benny Sapp - LMAO

I forgot all about that dude.

[Buehler445]

Benny Sapp - LMAO

I forgot all about that dude.

That was a bad time in my Chief fandom. At one point he was the best corner on the roster.

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