Fake Dick Dirty Trick

[vailpass]

I don't even know what to say about this.

Woman who wore fake penis, tricked blindfolded friend into having sex with her sentenced

A British woman who pretended to be a man by wearing a prosthetic penis and tricking her blindfolded friend into having sex with her was sentenced Thursday to 6 ½ years in prison...

Gayle Newland, 27, was found guilty of three counts of sexual assault in June after a retrial, the BBC reported.

A close friend claimed Newland tricked her by pretending to be a man named Kye Fortune, who she believed was her boyfriend. Newland and the friend met while they were attending he University of Chester in 2011, The Guardian reported. Newland duped her friend by creating a Facebook page when she was 15 years old to take on the male persona, putting photos of an American man on there to make it more believable.

The friend said in court she was unaware Newland was Fortune because she was always wearing a blindfold when they met. Newland would then wear a strap-on prosthetic penis when they had sex.

"There was no point until the day I took the blindfold off that I thought for one second that a woman was the person behind this,” the friend said in court.

She added that she never would have consented to having sex with Newland if she knew it was her supposed friend. The friend also said she was blindfolded when the pair were hanging out.

Newland was sentenced to an additional 6 months in jail for defrauding her former employers when she worked at an Internet advertising agency. Newland allegedly created 10 fake client profiles between 2014 and 2015.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/07/20/woman-who-wore-fake-penis-tricked-blindfolded-friend-to-having-sex-with-her-sentenced.html

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/9c454da4e0688a5ce8a4158e87d5959f61cdb8d0/0_71_2685_1611/master/2685.jpg?w=1225&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&

[Grim]

Guilty.
http://i3.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article10456717.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS76482615-1.jpg

[JakeF]

So she agreed to have sex with a stranger while wearing a blindfold but is pissed because that random, unknown sex was really strap-on sex with one of her friends? Isn't sex with a dildo less "harmful" than real sex? Strange.

[Bowser]

You can't rape the willing

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

hahahahaha

Still rape. But somehow hilarious.

[Rasputin]

Oh she thought blind dates you wore a blind fold no one told her you didn't have to wear a blind fold.

[stumppy]

Guilty.
http://i3.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article10456717.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS76482615-1.jpg

OMG, blindfolds should be passed out for this thread.

[Rasputin]

Blinded by the light hits you like a douche

[Rasputin]

The lady should have consulted with General Agbar on if she should have sex blindfolded and go on dates every time blindfolded. He would have expressed that indeed "it's a trap".

[Frazod]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/clint_ew.gif

[Rain Man]

So did the victim think she was dating the elephant man, or did she just think he had a blindfold fetish?

[Coochie liquor]

And the fake penis perp also made her wear a blindfold when they hung out as friends. This story is beyond strange, and for once it's not in Florida. May be easier to figure out with pics of the blindfold wearer.

[threebag]

Guilty.
http://i3.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article10456717.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS76482615-1.jpg

Let her give you Mouth Hug?

[Rain Man]

If I was the defense attorney, my strategy would be to argue that the victim is not bright enough to know the difference between genders anyway.

[Grim]

Let her give you Mouth Hug?

That would count as anal.

[TLO]

That would count as anal.

LMAO

[Graystoke]

Bet she spends a Fortune on Blindfolds

[Ming the Merciless]

That would count as anal.

ahjahahhahahahaha

:clap:

[Dayze]

would be like having sex with Cliff Burton

[Fish]

But how? So many questions.......

[Rain Man]

But how? So many questions.......

I think it works pretty much the same way as a real one.

Or are you talking bigger picture?

One must admit, that woman's got game. It was hard to get dates back when I was single, and she managed to score with a woman who wasn't into women. That's impressive.

[The Franchise]

And she never fucking noticed that her friend and the dude sounded the same?

[Fish]

I think it works pretty much the same way as a real one.

Or are you talking bigger picture?

One must admit, that woman's got game. It was hard to get dates back when I was single, and she managed to score with a woman who wasn't into women. That's impressive.

LMAO... I was thinking more along the lines of how one would convince a woman to start a relationship that progresses to sex, while never seeing the partner's face, never talking, never feeling their body to realize it had long hair and tits, never touching the partner's crotch, etc. How the hell do you go from Facebook blind date to sex without so much as taking off the blindfold? It's so weird I really question the authenticity...

[Hoopsdoc]

LMAO... I was thinking more along the lines of how one would convince a woman to start a relationship that progresses to sex, while never seeing the partner's face, never talking, never feeling their body to realize it had long hair and tits, never touching the partner's crotch, etc. How the hell do you go from Facebook blind date to sex without so much as taking off the blindfold? It's so weird I really question the authenticity...

I agree with the bolded.

If it is real, it may well be the strangest story I've ever seen.

[Kman34]

"Ha,Ha.... got you... I'm really your friend Gayle... and I have a fake Dick.... ha ha ha ha ... jokes on you"

[listopencil]

LMAO... I was thinking more along the lines of how one would convince a woman to start a relationship that progresses to sex, while never seeing the partner's face, never talking, never feeling their body to realize it had long hair and tits, never touching the partner's crotch, etc. How the hell do you go from Facebook blind date to sex without so much as taking off the blindfold? It's so weird I really question the authenticity...

Could be bullshit. But could easily be true as well. The friend makes up an online persona. Easy to do, and the article states that she worked at an online advertising agency where she created fake personas. Using this persona she catfishes the victim. At the same time the friend gaslights the victim and encourages her to be sexually daring and adventurous. The friend, through the persona, sets up a BDSM relationship with the victim online and through sexting. Think 50 Shades Of Grey with blindfolds. The friend arranges meetings between the victim and the persona that must follow strict guidelines. Between the victim's willingness to engage in fantasy and the friend's gaslighting skills it would be easy to pull off for years. And now I've actually used gaslighting in a post on Chiefs Planet. Gotta go fill in that square on the Bingo card.

[vailpass]

But how? So many questions.......

This. Many more questions than answers in that article. And none of it good.

[Why Not?]

Guilty.
http://i3.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article10456717.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS76482615-1.jpg

That's a dude. Dick is real.

[stevieray]

This. Many more questions than answers in that article. And none of it good.

...fifty shades of BS.

[vailpass]

...fifty shades of BS.

I don't think so.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-40668960

[Demonpenz]

[that ladies picture comes up if you google Puddle of Mudd fans

[Rasputin]

[that ladies picture comes up if you google Puddle of Mudd fans

Just out of curiosity what made you decide to google "Puddle of Mudd fans"?

[scho63]

Guilty.
http://i3.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article10456717.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS76482615-1.jpg

DEATH PENALTY! :Lin:

[Psyko Tek]

LMAO... I was thinking more along the lines of how one would convince a woman to start a relationship that progresses to sex, while never seeing the partner's face, never talking, never feeling their body to realize it had long hair and tits, never touching the partner's crotch, etc. How the hell do you go from Facebook blind date to sex without so much as taking off the blindfold? It's so weird I really question the authenticity...

50 shades of WTF

[Rain Man]

This is probably a crime that would make you really popular in a women's prison. You'd be on everybody's cellmate wish list.

[DaNewGuy]

would be like having sex with Cliff Burton

LMAO

[booger]

You would think having a warm cup of yogurt tossed on her jugs would have warned her...

[ChiTown]

Guilty.
http://i3.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article10456717.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS76482615-1.jpg

https://media3.giphy.com/media/e4Jyxh9zQjgnC/200.webp#0-grid1

[threebag]

Evidently the victim doesn't give head