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gblowfish
08-02-2017, 01:47 PM
Story is here:
http://www.kmbc.com/article/man-accused-of-having-sex-with-familys-pet-donkey/10398967
frozenchief
08-02-2017, 01:49 PM
Well done, sir. Well done.
Dayze
08-02-2017, 01:50 PM
that's not a fetish.

If the Donkey had a very weird gate, ass up in the air when it walked, and pigeon-hoofed.....then THAT would be an Elway fetish.
T-post Tom
08-02-2017, 02:53 PM
Well the sign didn't say anything about having sex with the donkeys:

"The family had posted signs that read 'No Trespassing and No Feeding the Donkeys,' and had also set up a security camera to figure out who was on the property."
FlaChief58
08-02-2017, 03:48 PM
I've smoked my fair share of weed. Beatstiallity has never once crossed my mind....
ChiTown
08-02-2017, 04:05 PM
Well the sign didn't say anything about having sex with the donkeys:

"The family had posted signs that read 'No Trespassing and No FUCKING the Donkeys,' and had also set up a security camera to figure out who was on the property."

fify
T-post Tom
08-02-2017, 04:23 PM
fify

Well done. If only the family had done the same, there'd be one less donkey with PTSD.
scho63
08-02-2017, 08:21 PM
What the hell kind of marijuana are they selling today??? :eek::eek::eek:
Bwana
08-02-2017, 08:43 PM
What the hell kind of marijuana are they selling today??? :eek::eek::eek:

Had to be Donkey Dick.

https://www.allbud.com/marijuana-strains/indica-dominant-hybrid/donkey-dick
scho63
08-03-2017, 10:49 PM
Had to be Donkey Dick.

https://www.allbud.com/marijuana-strains/indica-dominant-hybrid/donkey-dick

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

That explains it perfectly!