Cutler a Fish

[vailpass]

Ian Rapoport @RapSheet
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He's back: QB Jay Cutler is coming back. Sources say he's agreed to sign with the #Dolphins.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000826497/article/jay-cutler-agrees-to-terms-with-miami-dolphins

[Rain Man]

I'm pretty sure he's a mammal.

[RealSNR]

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[Ming the Merciless]

I wish him well...no hate for the dolphins here. Terrible luck losing tannehill.....

[penbrook]

Bo Nerr �� @Sp0rtsTalkJoey
Career regular season:

Kurt Warner: 32,344 yards / 208 TD's
Jay Cutler: 32,467 yards / 208 TD's

Jay Cutler HOF confirmed.

[RealSNR]

Bo Nerr �� @Sp0rtsTalkJoey
Career regular season:

Kurt Warner: 32,344 yards / 208 TD's
Jay Cutler: 32,467 yards / 208 TD's

Jay Cutler HOF confirmed.

Let's see Cutler take the Arizona fucking Cardinals to the fucking Super Bowl

[Red Dawg]

I'm sure they will win it all now.


Not.

[Rain Man]

Bo Nerr �� @Sp0rtsTalkJoey
Career regular season:

Kurt Warner: 32,344 yards / 208 TD's
Jay Cutler: 32,467 yards / 208 TD's

Jay Cutler HOF confirmed.

That just blew my mind.

However, looking a little bit deeper, Cutler threw 146 interceptions to Warner's 128, and 7.2 yards per attempt to Warner's 7.9. His QB rating is 85.7 to Warner's 93.7, so it tells us that Warner was a better quarterback. Maybe not the difference you'd expect between a HoF quarterback and a Cutler-level quarterback, though.

[Red Dawg]

Bo Nerr �� @Sp0rtsTalkJoey
Career regular season:

Kurt Warner: 32,344 yards / 208 TD's
Jay Cutler: 32,467 yards / 208 TD's

Jay Cutler HOF confirmed.

What about Vinny T? 46k and 275 tds.

[Buehler445]

Heh.

He will probably do better than tannehill

[vailpass]

That just blew my mind.

However, looking a little bit deeper, Cutler threw 146 interceptions to Warner's 128, and 7.2 yards per attempt to Warner's 7.9. His QB rating is 85.7 to Warner's 93.7, so it tells us that Warner was a better quarterback. Maybe not the difference you'd expect between a HoF quarterback and a Cutler-level quarterback, though.

Warner's playoff qbr is 103.

[thabear04]

agrees to one-year, $10M deal damn!

[Bowser]

I'm legit interested how Cutler does in Gase's offense in Miami. I think Gase has more weapons down there than he ever did in Chicago, even if Brandon Marshall was there.

[thabear04]

https://mobile.twitter.com/JeopardySports/status/894253488582131712?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

[vailpass]

I'm legit interested how Cutler does in Gase's offense in Miami. I think Gase has more weapons down there than he ever did in Chicago, even if Brandon Marshall was there.

Agreed, I'll be watching too. Cutler has always had the arm. Miami made playoffs last year. Cutler knows the Gase system. He doesn't have any excuses.

[thabear04]

Jay Cutler's 1-year, $10 million contract with the #Dolphins also includes $3M in incentives, source said. So, max value $13M.

[Bowser]

Jay Cutler's 1-year, $10 million contract with the #Dolphins also includes $3M in incentives, source said. So, max value $13M.

Didn't Cutler marry a Playmate? She'll be happy on South Beach with her hubby making a minimum of 10 mil this year.

[Eleazar]

That just blew my mind.

However, looking a little bit deeper, Cutler threw 146 interceptions to Warner's 128, and 7.2 yards per attempt to Warner's 7.9. His QB rating is 85.7 to Warner's 93.7, so it tells us that Warner was a better quarterback. Maybe not the difference you'd expect between a HoF quarterback and a Cutler-level quarterback, though.

Well, when Warner was great he was great. Cutler's been the same lukewarm soup forever.

[TambaBerry]

The dolphins are clearly racist for choosing Cutler over Kaepernick. I've already seen these kind of comments all over

[NWTF]

Supposedly Gase wanted him bad, and Cutler is familiar the offense they are running. May actually be a good fit for both parties but nothing that will actually change Miamis fortunes. They were playing for second fiddle to the Pats in the east and a wild card spot before Tannehill got hurt and Cutler doesnt change that.

[Bowser]

The dolphins are clearly racist for choosing Cutler over Kaepernick. I've already seen these kind of comments all over

You knew that shit was coming, and you know it's going to be talked to death, right up until Kaep signs somewhere.

[Easy 6]

He will dazzle them for a little while, then inevitably fold like a lawn chair at the worst possible time

[NWTF]

The dolphins are clearly racist for choosing Cutler over Kaepernick. I've already seen these kind of comments all over

lol yeah. Nobody wants to dumb down their offense to a read option to accommodate for Kaepernick. That includes Gase.

[vailpass]

lol yeah. Nobody wants to dumb down their offense to a read option to accommodate for Kaepernick. That includes Gase.

Yes, Cutler is clearly the best football fit. Gase recruited him heavily to make this happen.
Add in the fact kaep wore a Fidel Castro shirt making half of Miami hate him.
But yeah, there will still be some sjws out there talking like this is an injustice, like the league owes kaep a job.

[DaneMcCloud]

Didn't Cutler marry a Playmate? She'll be happy on South Beach with her hubby making a minimum of 10 mil this year.

Reality TV Star.

[rico]

Didn't Cutler marry a Playmate? She'll be happy on South Beach with her hubby making a minimum of 10 mil this year.

One of the Laguna Beach stars. Kristin Cavallari.

[Baby Lee]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/05a3bf18901127030af982ee5a93c656/tumblr_net5pozruN1rnikqmo2_500.gif

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[Rasputin]

The dolphins are clearly racist for choosing Cutler over Kaepernick. I've already seen these kind of comments all over

A shit sandwich is a shit sandwich but one may have mustard on it some people don't like mustard so they are racist

[BryanBusby]

The dolphins are clearly racist for choosing Cutler over Kaepernick. I've already seen these kind of comments all over
Kap never stood a chance over wearing a Castro shirt.

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

All the dummies who thought we could fetch a first rounder and more for Smith just weeped.

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

Yes, Cutler is clearly the best football fit. Gase recruited him heavily to make this happen.
Add in the fact kaep wore a Fidel Castro shirt making half of Miami hate him.
But yeah, there will still be some sjws out there talking like this is an injustice, like the league owes kaep a job.

BINGO.

Even if this happened....
http://sportsunbiased.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/kapcap-300x300.jpg

Kaepernick is a franchise destroying lunatic. He learned it from harbaugh

[Frazod]

Too bad the Dolphins don't play in Chicago this year. That would have been hilarious.

[BryanBusby]

The fins couldn't afford his contract so the talk was dumb.

Gase would never want a pussy QB like Alex anyhow

[ChiefsCountry]

ESPN will go on its crusade for Kap this week even more. Fox will go after ESPN now for being complete idiots on Kap.

[lewdog]

Stay down Miami!!!!

[Hammock Parties]

Jay Cutler will have a more successful season than Alex Smith, if only statistically. You heard it here first.

[Rasputin]

Dolphin fans are playing the Crying Game and crying in the bathroom like Ace Ventura Pet Detective

[srvy]

Sweltering Humid Florida heat and diabetes adds up to even more low energy vJay Jay Cutler.

[SAUTO]

All the dummies who thought we could fetch a first rounder and more for Smith just weeped.

Its wept... and you are right, no way we could get a1st for smith, what idiots

[Blankey]

Patriots are so lucky the rest of that division has been such a joke for so long.

[HemiEd]

Darn, I was hoping he would end up back in Denver.

[alpha_omega]

Great. Glad to see they are on the schedule.

[OldSchool]

That just blew my mind.

However, looking a little bit deeper, Cutler threw 146 interceptions to Warner's 128, and 7.2 yards per attempt to Warner's 7.9. His QB rating is 85.7 to Warner's 93.7, so it tells us that Warner was a better quarterback. Maybe not the difference you'd expect between a HoF quarterback and a Cutler-level quarterback, though.

If anything, it tells you how overrated stats can be. What matters is the W-L column.

[listopencil]

That just blew my mind.

However, looking a little bit deeper, Cutler threw 146 interceptions to Warner's 128, and 7.2 yards per attempt to Warner's 7.9. His QB rating is 85.7 to Warner's 93.7, so it tells us that Warner was a better quarterback. Maybe not the difference you'd expect between a HoF quarterback and a Cutler-level quarterback, though.

Cutler has/had a ridiculously strong arm and a gunslinger mentality. It wasn't the million dollar arm that held him back. It was the ten cent brain and the shitty people skills. A stupid and uninspiring gunslinger, but still a gunslinger. He was also reasonably mobile. He also spent some time running Offenses that could rack up stats between the 20's like money in the bank. I would take Kurt 'help me Jeebus' Warner in his prime over Cutler in his, any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

[listopencil]

Jay Cutler will have a more successful season than Alex Smith, if only statistically. You heard it here first.

That wouldn't surprise me. It also wouldn't surprise me if Alex Smith has a substantially greater positive impact on the Chiefs than Cutler has on the Dolphins.

[Rain Man]

Darn, I was hoping he would end up back in Denver.

I dunno about that. He's way better than anyone on their roster right now.

[RealSNR]

All the dummies who thought we could fetch a first rounder and more for Smith just weeped.

We're still trading Smith's ass in 2018. Maybe not for a 1st, but we ain't going to sit on our dicks when we can give Mahomes some valuable help through the draft and in freeing up cap room.

[Bowser]

We're still trading Smith's ass in 2018. Maybe not for a 1st, but we ain't going to sit on our dicks when we can give Mahomes some valuable help through the draft and in freeing up cap room.

Maybe we'll trade him, maybe we'll just outright cut him. He's cheaper to cut than to keep in '18.

[scho63]

I never understood the incredible hate that many have for Cutler. I think his smug attitude is what I dislike, not his ability.

[listopencil]

I never understood the incredible hate that many have for Cutler. I think his smug attitude is what I dislike, not his ability.

It's his personality. He's a douche bag.

[ping2000]

Mike and Mike will feature 3 hours tomorrow on "it's racist they didn't bring in the kneeler." Special guest Stephen A. Smith.

[Baby Lee]

I'm pretty sure he's a mammal.

The sea was angry that day, my friend.

[PAChiefsGuy]

It's his personality. He's a douche bag.

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[Easy 6]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c3/f5/96/c3f5963bac3d2565e50fc3887e43ab5f.jpg

LMAO perfect

[Frazod]

I never understood the incredible hate that many have for Cutler. I think his smug attitude is what I dislike, not his ability.

Shitty personality. Dude throws a game-changing pick 6 and then wanders off by himself on the sideline with a look on his face like he's bored and doesn't give a shit about anything.

He is absolutely reviled up here.

[milkman]

Bo Nerr �� @Sp0rtsTalkJoey
Career regular season:

Kurt Warner: 32,344 yards / 208 TD's
Jay Cutler: 32,467 yards / 208 TD's

Jay Cutler HOF confirmed.

Perfect example of the fact that numbers mean jack.

[threebag]

:hmmm:

[Messier]

Perfect example of the fact that numbers mean jack.

Agreed. People try to use stats for football the same way they do for baseball. It doesn't work.

[JakeF]

Maybe we'll trade him, maybe we'll just outright cut him. He's cheaper to cut than to keep in '18.
i thought it was about the same no matter what we did

[FloridaMan88]

Locals protested and threatened to boycott when the then Miami Marlins Manager, Ozzie Guillen praised Fidel Castro.

The Dolphins didn't want the same to happen with a potential Colin Kaepernick signing.

[Eleazar]

Locals protested and threatened to boycott when the then Miami Marlins Manager, Ozzie Guillen praised Fidel Castro.

The Dolphins didn't want the same to happen with a potential Colin Kaepernick signing.

The fact that he sucks wasn't enough to deter them?

[Garcia Bronco]

I never understood the incredible hate that many have for Cutler. I think his smug attitude is what I dislike, not his ability.

He doesn't have much ability either. If 10 years he's never developed good technique and still throws of his back foot.

[bobbything]

Jeff. George.

[Predarat]

10 mil for a guy with a 2 INT to 1 TD ratio haha. Too bad Kaepernick pissed off the Cubans, they cannot blame white people this time.

[WhiteWhale]

That just blew my mind.

However, looking a little bit deeper, Cutler threw 146 interceptions to Warner's 128, and 7.2 yards per attempt to Warner's 7.9. His QB rating is 85.7 to Warner's 93.7, so it tells us that Warner was a better quarterback. Maybe not the difference you'd expect between a HoF quarterback and a Cutler-level quarterback, though.

Here's another key stat:

Cutler : 139 career starts 68-71

Warner : 116 career starts 67-49

Plus, Cutler wasn't an all-pro. Ever. Being the best in the NFL even for one or two seasons is an accomplishment. Cutler, in his best years, barely cracks the top 15.

[WhiteWhale]

Perfect example of the fact that numbers mean jack.

Numbers mean a lot.

Those are cherry picked stats. IF you look at all of the numbers, the difference is clear.

[WhiteWhale]

Locals protested and threatened to boycott when the then Miami Marlins Manager, Ozzie Guillen praised Fidel Castro.

The Dolphins didn't want the same to happen with a potential Colin Kaepernick signing.
Kaep also got lit up by the local media for wearing a castro shirt to a presser when they played the phins last season.

[Fish]

http://i.imgur.com/ophAdCH.jpg

[Bowser]

LMAO perfect

[Baby Lee]

Bo Nerr �� @Sp0rtsTalkJoey
Career regular season:

Kurt Warner: 32,344 yards / 208 TD's
Jay Cutler: 32,467 yards / 208 TD's

Jay Cutler HOF confirmed.

Perfect example of the fact that numbers mean jack.

Not so much 'mean[ing] jack' as numbers are bad at differentiating things they aren't focused on.

For instance, career yards and TDs isn't good at differentiating a player who started late and and had an extended purgatory of franchise turmoil and injury [remember the NYG years?], but sandwiched in there many years of premiere play, . . . from a player who is mediocre yet reliable from draft day to present.

[Rasputin]

http://i.imgur.com/ophAdCH.jpg

ROFL

That's funny

[Fish]

LMAO...

http://i.imgur.com/A15jU3v.jpg

[Baby Lee]

Portraits in confidence

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[Nickhead]

he looks like he just held in a beer burp :D

[Fish]

Watch Cutler sell this Wildcat decoy like a boss...

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[Fish]

https://i.imgur.com/ne2UlSf.jpg

[Pasta Little Brioni]

JFC

[Graystoke]

https://i.imgur.com/ne2UlSf.jpg

ROFL HAHA I love the smoke

[threebag]

LMAO

[Baby Lee]

Watch Cutler sell this Wildcat decoy like a boss...

I said when you hired me, I'm in distribution, not sales.

[Rain Man]

Watch Cutler sell this Wildcat decoy like a boss...




That gives me hope that I could still play in the NFL. Because I could do that, and I could do it just as well as Cutler.

[ThaVirus]

He really just doesn't give a shit

http://i.imgur.com/BU3MP6i.gif

[Eleazar]

Miami is disrespecting their fans and their franchise by continuing to run him out there.

[Imon Yourside]

Watch Cutler sell this Wildcat decoy like a boss...

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My buddy a huge fins fan showed this to me, just more proof of one millionaire athlete not giving a shit...new team ..rinse..repeat.

[Imon Yourside]

That gives me hope that I could still play in the NFL. Because I could do that, and I could do it just as well as Cutler.

we could split a contract, let me in on the deal too. I would even put a ciggie in my mouth on the play.

[Rausch]

Miami is disrespecting their fans and their franchise by continuing to run him out there.

That whole ORG is a dumpster fire...

[Marcellus]

I mean really, who didn't see this coming when they signed him? What a joke.

[crayzkirk]

Wow! My friend is a Dolphins fan and even though he wanted to bet me that Dan Marino was drafted in the sixth round, I still feel a little bit sorry for him.

No, I didn't take his bet.

[Dayze]

If I were a coach, I'd sub Cutler in at Center for a series or two.

[Fish]

This guy's level of lazy is truly admirable. No fucks to give....

“I’m not really looking to do a lot of work right now. I’m looking to do the exact opposite of that.”

https://twitter.com/thefootballgirl/status/1016170490530967553

[loochy]

Fishler a Cut
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[vailpass]

Fishler a Cut
Posted via Mobile Device

LMAO

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

He lasted as both a fish & a douche this long?

[BossChief]

He’s actually quite entertaining.

[rockymtnchief]

This guy's level of lazy is truly admirable. No fucks to give....

He’s actually quite entertaining.

He has a place up here that's pretty remote and has no phone or interwebs. He spends quite a bit of time there and goes to my buddies cafe pretty regularly. My buddy really wanted to dislike him (Packer fan that thought he was a douche). He says that when he comes in, he brings no celebrity baggage and is very nice and will chat with anyone.

[Baby Lee]

He’s actually quite entertaining.

I'm no cheerleader for him, but he got a raw deal last year getting dogged for his 'decoy route' as WR last year.

People made for of him for just standing around, but he was a starting QB in the game to decoy as WR on a play that wasn't coming near him.

If he did anything he was fair game for a chucking. Could have gotten himself concussed or fucked up his throwing shoulder for literally [old school definition] nothing. I have no doubt that he was put in with explicit instructions to stand completely still at the snap.

EDIT - The play

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EDIT - Apparently confirmed

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[BossChief]

He has a place up here that's pretty remote and has no phone or interwebs. He spends quite a bit of time there and goes to my buddies cafe pretty regularly. My buddy really wanted to dislike him (Packer fan that thought he was a douche). He says that when he comes in, he brings no celebrity baggage and is very nice and will chat with anyone.

Yup. He just never really loved football. He was just physically talented at it and made over 100m playing a game.

I wouldn’t want him on KC but I’d definitely have beers with the guy and his show is very entertaining.

[lewdog]

He has a place up here that's pretty remote and has no phone or interwebs. He spends quite a bit of time there and goes to my buddies cafe pretty regularly. My buddy really wanted to dislike him (Packer fan that thought he was a douche). He says that when he comes in, he brings no celebrity baggage and is very nice and will chat with anyone.

He’s up there for the bear fucking.

[Fish]

LMAO...

https://i.imgur.com/qhDpUyO.jpg

[Frazod]

LMAO

Cutler was, is and will always be a useless douche, but that's pretty funny.

[Passepartout]

Great QB but as a person a tool on it

[Raiderhater]

LMAO

Cutler was, is and will always be a useless douche, but that's pretty funny.

Seeing as how it is typically guys getting fucked over in divorces, I’m totally rooting for him.

[TLO]

Great QB but as a person a tool on it

Great QB?

[rockymtnchief]

He has a place up here. Quite a few of my friends have had dealings with him and his dad. They all have nothing but nice things to say about both of them. I haven't met him yet.

[Why Not?]

He has a place up here. Quite a few of my friends have had dealings with him and his dad. They all have nothing but nice things to say about both of them. I haven't met him yet.

You mean the media and sports fans who have never actually met the guy might be wrong about what type of person he is? Don’t be absurd! That never happens!

[Frazod]

He has a place up here. Quite a few of my friends have had dealings with him and his dad. They all have nothing but nice things to say about both of them. I haven't met him yet.

You never can tell with celebrities. Often the ones you expect to be decent are pricks, and vice versa.

Perhaps he just gets on better with regular folks, as opposed to the kind who, for instance, own a $15 million business and want $5 of someone else's money to buy a fucking house.

[Buehler445]

Lots of stories out there about Cutler being a good dude. Totally memeable face, but now that he’s not a Donk any more I don’t feel compelled to hate him so much.

Mostly I’m just in it for the humor. Any time his name comes up I laugh. Almost exclusively.

[EPodolak]

Lazy is underrated. Cut the Karen loose.

[lawrenceRaider]

LMAO...

https://i.imgur.com/qhDpUyO.jpg

With his pile of money, he'll end up with a new hottie who will also sign a prenup and he'll move on, with half of the anti-chill Karen's wealth.

Likely she wouldn't have shit if she hadn't married him anyway.

[Skyy God]

With his pile of money, he'll end up with a new hottie who will also sign a prenup and he'll move on, with half of the anti-chill Karen's wealth.

Likely she wouldn't have shit if she hadn't married him anyway.

He didn’t put any $$ into her business, so it’s a long shot he’s awarded a % of it.

More likely just a retaliatory filing for negotiation purposes.