****Official Royals vs. A's 8/14/17****

[eDave]

http://i.imgur.com/AedMfFQ.jpg

[TLO]

In

[eDave]

Junis just called up.

[Dartgod]

So, we're not riding cabletech's mojo for another game?

Or is that pressing our luck too much?

[eDave]

So, we're not riding cabletech's mojo for another game?

Or is that pressing our luck too much?

I got no problems with removing mine.

[penbrook]

What happened to Cabletech? I thought he agreed to do the GDT

[eDave]

Well Fuck. Mods please delete.

[penbrook]

Hopefully Cam catches. They were near perfect last game

[KCUnited]

Any word on Cabletech? I thought he was doing these. Prayers sent.

[Dartgod]

I'd almost rather leave this one here than really fuck with the baseball gods by having two threads. I don't care if we delete this one or not. They know.

I guess we could delete this one, sacrifice eDave and call it good.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Get the win.

[Great Expectations]

I'd almost rather leave this one here than really **** with the baseball gods by having two threads. I don't care if we delete this one or not. They know.

I guess we could delete this one, sacrifice eDave and call it good.

Penbrook volunteered for the sacrifice.

[eDave]

:facepalm: This one already has bad mojo all over it.

Once again, eDave ****s it up.

[penbrook]

Penbrook volunteered for the sacrifice.

I'm the one who got Cabletech to agree to keep doing these threads if we won. And I predicted a 8-2 run after the first game with the Sox and so far we are 2-0 in that run

[BlackHelicopters]

In. Or in for Cabletech. Not penbrook.

[penbrook]

In. Or in for Cabletech. Not penbrook.

I can't start GDT. However Cabletech agreed to do them and so far it's working!

[BlackHelicopters]

I can't start GDT. However Cabletech agreed to do them and so far it's working!

No personal offense intended. Oftentimes, I am a jerk to you. Call it Royals Anxiety.

[penbrook]

No personal offense intended. Oftentimes, I am a jerk to you. Call it Royals Anxiety.

None taken. I don't get offended by words even if they come from Dane

[BlackHelicopters]

None taken. I don't get offended by words even if they come from Dane

Heh

[KChiefs1]

What happened to cabletech?

[penbrook]

What happened to cabletech?

Was Cabletech actually Ric Flair?

[PHOG]

Shoot, I hate west coast games....go for #3 Royals!! :thumb:

Will have to read about it tomorrow. :doh!: At least, the end anyway.

[BWillie]

Shoot, I hate west coast games....go for #3 Royals!! :thumb:

Will have to read about it tomorrow. :doh!: At least, the end anyway.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modafinil

Sleep is overrated.

[PHOG]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modafinil

Sleep is overrated.

:hmmm: I think it has to do with the alarm at 4:30. :D

[lewdog]

Fuck West Coast games.

We usually suck ass and Lewdog needs his 8 hours of beauty sleep.

AIDS.

[Why Not?]

**** West Coast games.

We usually suck ass and Lewdog needs his 8 hours of beauty sleep.

AIDS.

No way! WC games are the best.

[lewdog]

No way! WC games are the best.

Alarm at 4:45 a.m. here. If it was the weekend, it would be awesome.

What you got?

[BlackHelicopters]

I set no alarm. Always wake up within ten minutes of 4 am. Just habit.

[Why Not?]

Alarm at 4:45 a.m. here. If it was the weekend, it would be awesome.

What you got?

Ouch. I'm a 6:45 a.m. guy

[Bearcat]

Mostly in the 'fuck west coast games' camp... I like coming home and immediately turning on the Royals. Royals and DBacks around the same time isn't bad though, I'd rather have a couple games on if I'm watching both live.

[BWillie]

Setting an alarm to wake up the exact same time everyday sounds horrible. That is unnatural. Just sleep until you sleep, and stroll in whenever that happens to be. Just tell your boss you don't want to mess with your arcadian rhythm, which is unhealthy. I'm sure they will understand.

[penbrook]

Where is Cabletech!!

[Why Not?]

Setting an alarm to wake up the exact same time everyday sounds horrible.

Oh no alarms. Kids.

[lewdog]

Setting an alarm to wake up the exact same time everyday sounds horrible. That is unnatural. Just sleep until you sleep, and stroll in whenever that happens to be. Just tell your boss you don't want to mess with your arcadian rhythm, which is unhealthy. I'm sure they will understand.

Honestly I could, my boss doesn't care.

I prefer to get to work early, get shit done early and have a large portion of the afternoon to do what the fuck I want. I'm fairly OCD about a time schedule during the week. Usually I wake up before the alarm though.

[PHOG]

Just sleep until you sleep, and stroll in whenever that happens to be. Just tell your boss you don't want to mess with your arcadian rhythm, which is unhealthy. I'm sure they will understand.
Okay, I'll try it. :spock: :)

[PHOG]

Honestly I could, my boss doesn't care.

I prefer to get to work early, get shit done early and have a large portion of the afternoon to do what the **** I want. I'm fairly OCD about a time schedule during the week. Usually I wake up before the alarm though.
Same here, except my boss does care.

[BlackHelicopters]

Setting an alarm to wake up the exact same time everyday sounds horrible. That is unnatural. Just sleep until you sleep, and stroll in whenever that happens to be. Just tell your boss you don't want to mess with your arcadian rhythm, which is unhealthy. I'm sure they will understand.

Arcadian? Please explain.

[New World Order]

Ah, late night baseball is the tits

[BWillie]

Arcadian? Please explain.

circadian

my mistake

[Bearcat]

If I slept according to what my brain wants, I'd sleep 9+ hours a night... stupid, lazy brain.

[PHOG]

When I'm sleeping, I don't want no cicadas around. Except if I'm camping. Cicadas are good when camping.

[KChiefs1]

Alarm at 4:45 a.m. here. If it was the weekend, it would be awesome.

What you got?


Damn. I thought 5:30 was bad.

[KCUnited]

Cabletech may be at a bar mitzvah for this series.

[penbrook]

So we keeping this GDT?

[PHOG]

May as well roll with this one now.

[penbrook]

May as well roll with this one now.

But the mojo was going so great with Cabletech starting them

[KChiefs1]

May as well roll with this one now.



It's eDave's fault if they lose.

[PHOG]

It's eDave's fault if they lose.
Exactly. :old:

[cabletech94]

sorry im late. well played edave, dartgod, and penbrook.

let's go junis!

LET'S GO ROYALS!!!!

[Bearcat]

There are 40 people in the stands. Maybe 50.

[cabletech94]

There are 40 people in the stands. Maybe 50.

if i had known that, i'd be there.

[lewdog]

Ok I'm back.

Prepping a room to paint it this weekend.

Early this year we paid a Mexican to paint my office. This time, I AM the Mexican.

[ChiefsCountry]

1-0 good guys.

[PHOG]

Way to bring him home Hos. :clap:

[cabletech94]

Ok I'm back.

Prepping a room to paint it this weekend.

Early this year we paid a Mexican to paint my office. This time, I AM the Mexican.



wait, you're not? hmm. i guess your posting style has fooled me.

[KChiefs1]

Are they all doing Esky's heart when they get a hit?

[penbrook]

Are they all doing Esky's heart when they get a hit?

Yep

[lewdog]

wait, you're not? hmm. i guess your posting style has fooled me.

Nope. I'm just Dane's Spanish tutor.

[penbrook]

sorry im late. well played edave, dartgod, and penbrook.

let's go junis!

LET'S GO ROYALS!!!!

You gonna keep posting the GDT if we win?

[cabletech94]

Nope. I'm just Dane's Spanish tutor.

yo quiero taco bell.

[Bearcat]

1-0 DBacks, too.

[GloryDayz]

Hey, potentially a catcher behind the plate of us. We've not seen that in more than a week+

[Al Bundy]

Shoot don't like giving it right back.

[tk13]

I never would have guessed Khris Davis has more HR than anyone else the last two years.

[eDave]

There are 40 people in the stands. Maybe 50.

If you listen real close, you can hear Brockmire calling the game.

[GloryDayz]

Are the A's moving to Vegas too?

[big nasty kcnut]

Gordo got a hit!

[penbrook]

Well that works

[Chiefspants]

Gordo got a steal!

[penbrook]

Gordo got a hit!

Its Happening!!

[Al Bundy]

And we take it right back.

[ChiTown]

Esky's hustle plates the R's a run

[penbrook]

Gordo got a steal!

And a hit!! Just give him the MVP

[big nasty kcnut]

My dad and i agree gordo needs to sit.

[tk13]

Man there really is no one there.

[big nasty kcnut]

There only 50 people there.

[mr. tegu]

It's truly amazing how badly the 2014 season destroyed the A's. We ended it in epic fashion but they were struggling for quite a while after starting so good.

[Chiefspants]

It's truly amazing how badly the 2014 season destroyed the A's. We ended it in epic fashion but they were struggling for quite a while after starting so good.

Trading away their cleanup hitter in the midst of a pennant race was SMART.

As well trading away their all-world shortstop prospect for a half year of Jason Hammel and SAMARDIZHJA.

Billy Beane seemed to be trying to GM while under some sort of substance from mid 2014-mid 2015.

[Ron Swanson]

LoCain!

[penbrook]

I'm still waiting for Cain to fall off this cliff some people keep talking about

[Why Not?]

That's a triple saver

[Chiefspants]

I'm still waiting for Cain to fall off this cliff some people keep talking about

Didn't you declare him to be terrible just like, three weeks ago?

[penbrook]

Didn't you declare him to be terrible just like, three weeks ago?

No I just said he wasn't worth re signing

[Great Expectations]

Trading away their cleanup hitter in the midst of a pennant race was SMART.

As well trading away their all-world shortstop prospect for a half year of Jason Hammel and SAMARDIZHJA.

Billy Beane seemed to be trying to GM while under some sort of substance from mid 2014-mid 2015.

That's what happens when you let the fat kid from Superbad make decisions for you.

[duncan_idaho]

Jesus. I saw bigger and more excited crowds covering Frontier League baseball.

Baseball in Oakland. What an abortion.


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[Why Not?]

That's what happens when you let the fat kid from Superbad make decisions for you.

Lol

[penbrook]

Gordon hitting the ball better

[penbrook]

Junis so far looks like an ace

[cabletech94]

is it just me, or is the camera operator really bad tonight.

[Dartgod]

WTF is wrong with that field?

What a fucking embarrassment that stadium is.

[penbrook]

is it just me, or is the camera operator really bad tonight.

It's Oakland. Probably one of the fans is controlling it

[lewdog]

WTF is wrong with that field?

What a fucking embarrassment that stadium is.

Looks like the fans are pissing in the grass again.

[Buehler445]

If I slept according to what my brain wants, I'd sleep 9+ hours a night... stupid, lazy brain.

I did that Saturday and slept for like 15 hours. I suck.

WTF is wrong with that field?

What a fucking embarrassment that stadium is.

It looks like they rounduped part of it. God what a shithole. Everyone talks about it being shitty for football but those poor bastard A's players have to play 81 fucking games in that fucking tire fucking fire of a fucking stadium.

Let's sweep this shit and complete their embarrassment.

[Why Not?]

I think it's safe to say that Junis belongs in the rotation moving forward

[penbrook]

I'm wondering if Junis is the hero we all needed but never deserved

[Buehler445]

If you motherfuckers jinx him, I'm going to murder your families.

[penbrook]

I think it's safe to say that Junis belongs in the rotation moving forward

My favorite thing about him is that he doesn't walk batters!

[penbrook]

If you mother****ers jinx him, I'm going to murder your families.

Aces don't get jinxed

[Great Expectations]

I think it's safe to say that Junis belongs in the rotation moving forward

He needs his personal catcher. The communication there was great. He's missed up a few times, but most of the hard contact has been on decent pitches.

[Why Not?]

If you mother****ers jinx him, I'm going to murder your families.

See, this is why Penbrook and I tend to say "negative" things. Say nice things and your family gets threatened

[eDave]

He needs his personal catcher. The communication there was great. He's missed up a few times, but most of the hard contact has been on decent pitches.

It won't take Salvy long to dial him in.

[penbrook]

He needs his personal catcher. The communication there was great. He's missed up a few times, but most of the hard contact has been on decent pitches.

I'm all for cutting Butters and starting Cam when Junis pitches

[penbrook]

See, this is why Penbrook and I tend to say "negative" things. Say nice things and your family gets threatened

ROFL

[tk13]

WTF is wrong with that field?

What a ****ing embarrassment that stadium is.

Beane traded their groundskeeper to the Rays for two minor league groundskeepers.

[Why Not?]

Let's put this away here

[Why Not?]

Beane traded their groundskeeper to the Rays for two minor league groundskeepers.

Hahaaha

[RealSNR]

That stadium has teh AIDS. I already can't believe the top two professional sports leagues from a money stand point are making teams play games in Oakland, much less in that bucket of shit.

It's 2017. Flush that enormous diarrhea sculpture down the toilet.

[Why Not?]

Ball 4

[eDave]

Only Tampa Bay has a lower attendance this season. 1,193,348 to 963,145

http://www.espn.com/mlb/attendance

[tk13]

I can't imagine Jorge saw too many screwballs in the minors.

[Why Not?]

That's a hunting dog!

[Chiefspants]

If there was a time for Gordo to snap out of it..

[Why Not?]

And that's a pathetic at bat

[eDave]

Yeesh Gordon.

[Great Expectations]

To be fair Alex already has his hit for the next couple of days.

[Chiefspants]

Christ

[Why Not?]

To be fair Alex already has his hit for the next couple of days.

That's a fair point.

[suzzer99]

Come on Cam - Sonic Slam inning.

[penbrook]

In other news Angel Hernandez tossed Ian Kinsler for arguing balls and strikes. Kinslers eaxft words were "you're a terrible fucking umpire". I've gained some respect for Ian

[penbrook]

Come on Cam - Sonic Slam inning.

He can't get a ball out of the infield

[Why Not?]

Come on Cam - Sonic Slam inning.

That would be a hell of a 1st

[CasselGotPeedOn]

I thought they benched that bum Gordon

[Pitt Gorilla]

Gordon really doesn't care.

[eDave]

Ball 4

[RealSNR]

I thought they benched that bum Gordon

Ned can't quit Alex.

[Why Not?]

Not sure I want a rookie hitting a buck swinging at 3-1 with the bases loaded.

[penbrook]

CAM!!!

[eDave]

Holy shit!!!!!!!!

[Why Not?]

Holy shit!!!!!!

[cabletech94]

CAM IS THE MAN!!!!! $25000!!!!!!!!

[Ron Swanson]

Holy Shit!!!

[ChiefsCountry]

CAM GRAND SLAM DONG!!!!

[tk13]

Holy crap.

[eDave]

Not sure I want a rookie hitting a buck swinging at 3-1 with the bases loaded.

Shut up. LOL

[KChiefs1]

Tim Brown is happy.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Thank god backup backup catcher does.

[GloryDayz]

Hell to the yeah!

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

$25,000 won

[lewdog]

Holy fuck shit!!!

[Chiefspants]

Not sure I want a rookie hitting a buck swinging at 3-1 with the bases loaded.

You shut your ***** mouth about Cam ****ing Gallagher

[penbrook]

Butters get fucked!! You deserve to be cut

[suzzer99]

SONIC MOTHERFUCKING SLAM!!!

[Best22]

And here I was just hoping he could work the walk:)

[Pitt Gorilla]

Not sure I want a rookie hitting a buck swinging at 3-1 with the bases loaded.yeah.

[petegz28]

that was fucking awesome. And in the Sonic Slam inning at that!

[penbrook]

What a hell of a first ever home run

[petegz28]

Holy **** $hit!!!

FYP...

[Chiefspants]

TWENTY FIVE GRAND

[ChiefsCountry]

Speaking of the A's stadium dump, one rumor is the Diamondbacks are having some problems with their stadium lease. Diamondbacks move to Montreal. A's take their spot in Phoenix.

[penbrook]

I hope he gets the ball back

[KChiefs1]

He can't get a ball out of the infield


LMAO

[lewdog]

That is absolutely amazing.

Great fucking stuff.

Butters never needs to play again. Great.

[RealSNR]

Cam, you beautiful son of a bitch.

Is that his first major league RBI, too? Damn!

[suzzer99]

Butters get fucked!! You deserve to be cut

You are so dumb for real

[C3HIEF3S]

ROFL

[cabletech94]

MY BONER WILL NEVER GO AWAY!!!!!!

[Al Bundy]

Well fuck me... lol

[penbrook]

So are we all in favor now of cutting Butters?

[big nasty kcnut]

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh hell yeah.

[Great Expectations]

Tim Brown needs to trade one of his jerseys with Cam.

[suzzer99]

They need to get that guy on the phone. Where did he live? They'll probably bring him to the next home game.

[penbrook]

LMAO

My mojo is working!!

[KChiefs1]

Can Cam DH?

[eDave]

Speaking of the A's stadium dump, one rumor is the Diamondbacks are having some problems with their stadium lease. Diamondbacks move to Montreal. A's take their spot in Phoenix.

Source of that rumor? Haven't heard that one. Fuch that noise.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Clearly a rally killer.

[Jerok]

Dam Cam

[penbrook]

Can Cam DH?

No idea but I never want to see Butters again

[lewdog]

Speaking of the A's stadium dump, one rumor is the Diamondbacks are having some problems with their stadium lease. Diamondbacks move to Montreal. A's take their spot in Phoenix.

I think the Dbacks issue get resolved.

And if the team leaves, no fucking way they transfer another team in right away, especially since the county or tax payers don't want to pay to fix Chase Field.

[Chiefspants]

CAM SLAM

[Great Expectations]

That was nice of Alex to pop up so Cam could hit the grand slam. Then he gets Cam the ball back, what a great teammate.

[Why Not?]

No idea but I never want to see Butters again

Hey Butters 4 hits yesterday.

[eDave]

That was nice of Alex to pop up so Cam could hit the grand slam. Then he gets Cam the ball back, what a great teammate.

that was awesome.

[penbrook]

Hey Butters 4 hits yesterday.

That's as rare as a Alex Gordon home run

[DaneMcCloud]

I think the Dbacks issue get resolved.

And if the team leaves, no fucking way they transfer another team in right away, especially since the county or tax payers don't want to pay to fix Chase Field.

The Diamondbacks aren't leaving

[Why Not?]

Jake is pumped up but he needs to settle here

[Why Not?]

That's as rare as a Alex Gordon home run

Much more rare

[penbrook]

Nick Kappel @NickKappel
Cam Gallagher is the 2nd @Royals player (since at least 1974) to have his 1st career HR be a grand slam, joining Paul Phillips on 8/17/2005.

[Ron Swanson]

Great, Junis melting down with a 5 run lead.

[Why Not?]

Let's not play "Dueling Granny's" here

[penbrook]

I think Cam is banned from Sonic for life

[lewdog]

The Diamondbacks aren't leaving

I agree.

[GloryDayz]

Junis needs to simma down nah...

[Dartgod]

If you motherfuckers jinx him, I'm going to murder your families.I'll be your alibi.

[penbrook]

Where was that!!

[eDave]

Jeez. Fuck ump.

[Why Not?]

Jesus.

[petegz28]

Alright, Junis..WTF?

[GloryDayz]

What the fuck man!

[Ron Swanson]

come on man, settle down

[penbrook]

Junis out of control

[Why Not?]

That was a ball fellas. I'd give him another hitter though.

[tk13]

One of our guys might eat one for this inning.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Someone wake Ned up from his nap

[GloryDayz]

Ummmmm, we gonna pull the fucker?

[Dartgod]

Geeeez, get the double play, will ya?

[ChiefsCountry]

I think the Dbacks issue get resolved.

And if the team leaves, no ****ing way they transfer another team in right away, especially since the county or tax payers don't want to pay to fix Chase Field.

I don't see them leaving either, just a rumor I heard.

[RealSNR]

Ned you moron

[tk13]

This is basically Ned showing how much confidence he has in the bullpen after their performance in the last week.

[Why Not?]

Gotta put a guy away here

[Great Expectations]

One of our guys might eat one for this inning.

Why?

[penbrook]

This is basically Ned showing how much confidence he has in the bullpen after their performance in the last week.

ROFL

[eDave]

One of our guys might eat one for this inning.


what?

[Why Not?]

This is the right move. Junis deserves a shot to pitch out of this

[GloryDayz]

Ned:

https://media.tenor.co/images/2fcf7e0bdb5ed04fcb5092cf2479907e/raw

[Ron Swanson]

This is the right move. Junis deserves a shot to pitch out of this

agreed

[Dunit35]

Got off work at 9 and completely forgot about the game until now.

[Why Not?]

Nice job to limit what could have been a shit show inning.

[Great Expectations]

He tried to bounce the last two; love the battery's confidence.

[penbrook]

This is the right move. Junis deserves a shot to pitch out of this

JUNIS!!

[Ron Swanson]

Nice recovery job there

[eDave]

Atta boy

[GloryDayz]

Junis got lucky there..

[Dartgod]

Well done Jake. Well done...

[penbrook]

That's what a Ace looks like!! Doesn't get rattled and stays composed!!

[suzzer99]

Lol arguing about that. Sit yo ass down!

[penbrook]

Junis and Cam work well together

[penbrook]

It's Double Play Cabrera

[Why Not?]

Weird ass night for Melky

[kgrund]

Junis got lucky there..

These crappy teams we have been playing the last two series came at a good time for sure.

[tk13]

8 million square feet of foul space here.

[penbrook]

These crappy teams we have been playing the last two series came at a good time for sure.

It's the mojo that Cabletech and I have started after the first game of the White Sox series

[penbrook]

SALVY helping his teammates out

[eDave]

SEVENTH INNING STRETCH

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/17/article-2131091-12A313F9000005DC-893_634x421.jpg

[Buehler445]

Holy shit!!!!!!

Goddamn glad I got to see that live. That's really special. And the call was an iteration of how I felt. God baseball is a fun game.

[Why Not?]

Goddamn glad I got to see that live. That's really special. And the call was an iteration of how I felt. God baseball is a fun game.

That's awesome. I assure you that Tim from Shawnee is glad you saw it live as well

[Bearcat]

That nervous spaz Clippard is now with the Astros for some reason.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

San Diego pitcher incoming. Prepare your butts.

[penbrook]

That nervous spaz Clippard is now with the Astros for some reason.

Are they trying to get worse? First liriano now Clippard

[Why Not?]

Flipped over to the Dbacks game during Royals commercial. Tyler Clippard is on the Astros now? Wasn't he on the White Sox two days ago? Why do people keep trading for Tyler Clippard?

[Why Not?]

That nervous spaz Clippard is now with the Astros for some reason.

Bahahhahah. I just posted about this before seeing your post.

[penbrook]

I hope Maurer never pitches in the playoffs

[Ron Swanson]

Flipped over to the Dbacks game during Royals commercial. Tyler Clippard is on the Astros now? Wasn't he on the White Sox two days ago? Why do people keep trading for Tyler Clippard?

and why is there a trade deadline when teams keeping making trades afterward?

[penbrook]

Flipped over to the Dbacks game during Royals commercial. Tyler Clippard is on the Astros now? Wasn't he on the White Sox two days ago? Why do people keep trading for Tyler Clippard?

Well

Ben DuBose @BenDuBose
Tyler Clippard since being traded from NYY to CWS: 1.80 ERA, 2.24 FIP, 12 Ks in 10 innings. Pitching much better in second half of season.

[ChiefsCountry]

and why is there a trade deadline when teams keeping making trades afterward?

Trade deadline is for good players. Everybody now is waiver wire chumps.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Trade deadline is for good players. Everybody now is waiver wire chumps.

Jay Bruce is no chump

[Why Not?]

Well

Ben DuBose @BenDuBose
Tyler Clippard since being traded from NYY to CWS: 1.80 ERA, 2.24 FIP, 12 Ks in 10 innings. Pitching much better in second half of season.

Mark my words, Clippard will cost the Astros a playoff game. At least one.

[Bearcat]

Flipped over to the Dbacks game during Royals commercial. Tyler Clippard is on the Astros now? Wasn't he on the White Sox two days ago? Why do people keep trading for Tyler Clippard?

Damn, he really has gotten around, six teams since 2015.

[ChiefsCountry]

Mark my words, Clippard will cost the Astros a playoff game. At least one.

Against the Royals.

[Why Not?]

Against the Royals.

How wonderful that would(will)be

[penbrook]

Cam is the player we all needed but never deserved

[GloryDayz]

Butters is like, "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

[Why Not?]

Cam is the player we all needed but never deserved

If you jinx him I will feed your balls to my pet rabies infested quails.

[Why Not?]

Butters is like, "WHAT THE ****!!!"

Poor Butters. First 4 hit game of his career is a distant second on the memorable moments by Royals catchers since August 13th lists

[RealSNR]

Somebody needs to photoshop a sledge-o-matic in Gallagher's hands

[penbrook]

If you jinx him I will feed your balls to my pet rabies infested quails.

I said he couldn't hit the ball out of the outfield and what do you know boom a grand slam!

[ChiefsCountry]

9000 there tonight. Hammons Field in Springfield could fit the crowd tonight.

[Bearcat]

9800 with about 9000 no shows

[RealSNR]

All teams that encourage fans to bring cowbells, air horns, and other noisemakers to games should be contracted from the league.

Fuck the Indians and Athletics.

[Why Not?]

That was an odd AB.

[penbrook]

All of the Royals catchers except for Butters have hit grand slams this year.