I'm a Mahomo! Wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too?

[KChiefs1]

Wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too?


I like Mahomes and I'm proud
I used to feel alone in a crowd
But now you look around these days
And it seems there's a Mahomes CRAZE!

I'm a Mahomo, he's a Mahomo, she's a Mahomo, we're a Mahomo!
Wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too?
I'm a Mahomo, he's a Mahomo, she's a Mahomo
If you like Mahomes you're a Mahomo too!

Us Mahomo's are an interesting breed
A franchise quarterback is what we need
Ask any Mahomo and they'll say "only Mahomes plays that way"

I'm a Mahomo, he's a Mahomo, she's a Mahomo, we're a Mahomo wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too?
I'm a Mahomo, he's a Mahomo, she's a Mahomo, we're a Mahomo wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too?


Sung to this:
https://youtu.be/jvCTaccEkMI

[TimeForWasp]

When did you first know ?

[KChiefs1]

When did you first know ?



Draft day!

[Hammock Parties]

bye, bye, aaaaaaalex!

hello pat mahoooooomes!

who's the cuck that we all hate?
i'm afraid we'll have to wait!

but now, Reid's got a brand new boon!
pat mahomes you make me swoon!

shitty offense makes me whine
kicking points just isn't fine

so here's the brand new air attack
now we'll get rid of that haaaaaack!

bye, bye, aaaaaaalex!
it's great to see you go!

bye, bye, aaaaaaalex!
hello pat mahoooooomes!

hello pat mahoooooomes!

hello pat mahoooooooooooooooooomes!



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[Halfcan]

Going to be a fun decade and a half watching PM2 sweep the division every year and bring home multiple championships!!

[ARROW2]

I was born this way.

[Tribal Warfare]

No need any guise or cloak I'm Mahoming everyday

[gblowfish]

Can I be a Mahomo and Gay for Bray at the same time?

[KChiefs1]

https://youtu.be/B6W9I1zs364

[RippedmyFlesh]

Can I be a Mahomo and Gay for Bray at the same time?

What you do on the side is your business we don't judge here...usually.

[KChiefs1]

Veach is a Mahomo!

[Rasputin]

I'ma gonna be watching Patrick Mahomes II like Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies workout

[KChiefs1]

You know this turns you on.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170819/d6d372286966bea364aca81be5ca0df4.jpg

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170819/59407278840aa5257db5ea5daf856224.jpg

[thegame214]

I still pinch myself about this guy. Full Mahomo here!

[Nickhead]

http://shop.westsidevapor.com/images/13655723440161806870932.jpg

:D

[BlackOp]

This thread has officially made me hate football....congrats.

[KChiefs1]

This thread has officially made me hate football....congrats.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170819/1c54971e9137ee62a8b6a928a119c022.jpg

[KChiefs1]

No need any guise or cloak I'm Mahoming everyday

Me too!

[TLO]

This thread has officially made me hate football....congrats.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062014/1407342561_baseball_nut_shot.gif

[New World Order]

I'm a flaming Mahomo

[Kaepernick]

When did you first know ?

"Mohomo" is gay. I would say "Mohomer", not Mohomo.

[Tribal Warfare]

"Mohomo" is gay. I would say "Mohomer", not Mohomo.

Alex Only Fans came up with the moniker, and we're owning it and throwing it back in the Alexuals face.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Q:

Does there exist enough Mahomo penis in all of the world for Smith bitches to suck and suck and suck?

A:

Not in 1000 lifetimes.


#Mahomosupremacy

[CoMoChief]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062014/1407342561_baseball_nut_shot.gif

Hah...i love me some funny jap cringe face. makes me giggle. looks like a south park character.

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170819/e4394e302021dc81046059230dac5f4e.jpg

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170819/f859f02a2bda41fa15f28f6772261f87.jpg

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170819/8597329692546d2e773184085520170a.jpg

[Nickhead]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170819/f859f02a2bda41fa15f28f6772261f87.jpg

down the road in the future at some point. this statement was definitely made by an nfl player. :D

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

My Mahomo erection is lasting long after 4 hours, and I don't want to see my doctor for a cure.

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170819/c96e9f17b8aee4587bedd51ff3f688c8.jpg

[Coochie liquor]

I couldn't believe the way things played out
On draft day I was so shocked I was about to fade out
We traded up into the early first round
The spot I've been told franchise qb's are found
Then came the call and an almost heart attack
We finally drafted a round one quarterback
I can barely believe the events that unfolded
My emotions are crazy I can barely control it
I've waited the lifetime of my fandome for this
Now I'm patiently waiting for the moment of bliss
When our savior St Patrick will take the team by the hand
And lead them to the Super Bowl promise land
I can now wait out all the Smith fans because their end soon is near
And Chiefs Kingdom will celebrate by toasting their beer
Hip hip hooray excitement through my bones
Thank Clark, John, and Andy for Patrick Mahomes!

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170819/d2ba4214fd45cd1894ad95693e3e406c.jpg

[KChiefs1]

Let's get after it son!

[KChiefs1]

My erection is huge!

[Coochie liquor]

My erection is huge compared to a newborn Asian baby!!

Nice!!


Also.... just playing man!!:D

[Tribal Warfare]

My wrist tendonitis is acting up

[Rasputin]

My erection is huge!

My boner has a boner :eek:

[MMXcalibur]

I think.....I think I'm going to get myself a Mahomes jersey.
This kid looks legit.

[mschiefs1984]

I'm in

[KChiefs1]

I'm in


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[Ming the Merciless]

http://i.imgur.com/UDzaese.jpg

[milkman]

"Mohomo" is gay. I would say "Mohomer", not Mohomo.

In case you hadn't noticed, there is a lot of gay here.

[Hammock Parties]

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20882143_10209621794366561_2807128734117629195_n.jpg?oh=8ab9ff4ff5887adc53b239df74c62295&oe=5A368BA8

[Reerun_KC]

In case you hadn't noticed, there is a lot of gay here.You go 10+ years with no errection and see what happens.

[milkman]

You go 10+ years with no errection and see what happens.

What?

[TLO]

You go 10+ years with no errection and see what happens.

Seek medical help

[Reerun_KC]

Seek medical helpIt's the Mahomerection syndrome.....


It's lasting more than 4 hours after each game.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

It's the Mahomerection syndrome.....


It's lasting more than 4 hours after each game.

My flagpole might as well be frozen in dry ice; it ain't coming down anytime soon.

[Hammock Parties]

This is Patfucking amazing

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/a84fed520685db3c87366f42e16af071.jpg

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/b09359a29b6a9ed4afdd9643880e18bb.jpg

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/2233ad6d8a1e1327f71aad210d6b258c.jpg

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/043369bb4e35d69256e356b2c9e78f15.jpg

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/27755cc7410eccebd0ee42263c892640.jpg

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Fuckin-a.

[Hammock Parties]

Fuckin-a.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/OUJRJAXolk4?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/4f1682bf8e1ca13c161856afaea8f9a0.jpg

[Reerun_KC]

It's like reading porn.

[stevieray]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170819/d2ba4214fd45cd1894ad95693e3e406c.jpg

This and Gruden's take are my favorites.

[KChiefs1]

It's like reading porn.



Mahomo porn.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

It's like reading porn.

It's like being 13 and reading Penthouse Letters. My favorite quote thus far is the one about 'unveiling him'.
That straight gives me wood and reminds me of why I even got involved in pro football at all.

[Reerun_KC]

Non stop Mahomerection....

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170821/6d3794edf2a9bc9109e5c509be5b0ec0.jpg

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170821/070e2d164004712792e699b8c99e9809.jpg

[Reerun_KC]

Non stop Mahomerection is lasting longer than 4 hours.

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170821/2fa52c3627a18dcc55be3fe41f4ebd4f.jpg

[FlaChief58]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170821/2fa52c3627a18dcc55be3fe41f4ebd4f.jpg

Dude, my dick can only get so hard!

[ARROW2]

911, this is an emergency....."No, I didn't take Viagra"

[Rausch]

I still can't believe we live in a world where KC was willing to trade up in the 1st to select a QB...

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170821/a6535cd9e13fa9f20e2b66ac1d9e3fc8.jpg

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170821/7b5a1b9661feab9934a357026a56e722.jpg

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

My erection is NOT over.

[Hammock Parties]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170821/a6535cd9e13fa9f20e2b66ac1d9e3fc8.jpg

Damn look at that sexy jawline.

That's gonna look hot clenched tight on third down and in the last 2 minutes of the 4th.

[eDave]

Damn look at that sexy jawline.

That's gonna look hot clenched tight on third down and in the last 2 minutes of the 4th.

Good Lord man.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Damn look at that sexy jawline.

That's gonna look hot clenched tight on third down and in the last 2 minutes of the 4th.

Yes.

Good Lord man.

LMAO

Legit, sexy QB is sexy!

[stevieray]

I still can't believe we live in a world where KC was willing to trade up in the 1st to select a QB...

I was at the draft and there was a literal gasp, then a roar of cheers.

...it was pretty special moment.

[Hammock Parties]

I was at the draft and there was a literal gasp, then a roar of cheers.


A bunch of jaded old men re-discovering something they hadn't felt since their youth.

[OldSchool]

Glad you guys are embracing the name. ROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Lord Hammock, we have a potential issue at play.
It has occurred to me that with the many cases of Mahomo Erectus happening at One Arrowhead Drive, the potential for key Chiefs players to up their personal game for the 2017 season is concerning.
These players, now emboldened by the undisputed truth of bright futures, futures devoid of Shitty game management and Smith Purgatory, will psychologically and subliminally begin to physically manifest performances beyond their once established baselines.
The potential for another and possibly successful Smith post season is real, and could wreak great havoc to the( feels like )1000 year-plan.
This can not stand, Lord Hammock.
You must intensify the final campaign against the game-manager. The gif.s and "lowlight" reels must be perfect, relentless, and non-stop. By mid-season, I want every being in red and gold to understand that there is absolutely NO FUTURE for and with that sub-par excuse for an NFL player.
You have your mission, apprentice. Complete it, and we RULE THE GALAXY.

[Hammock Parties]

Mahomo Erectus is actually lexicon worthy. Which is rare for most of the tripe you spew.

[Hammock Parties]

You must intensify the final campaign against the game-manager. The gif.s and "lowlight" reels must be perfect, relentless, and non-stop.

By mid-season, I want every being in red and gold to understand that there is absolutely NO FUTURE for and with that sub-par excuse for an NFL player.

You have your mission, apprentice. Complete it, and we RULE THE GALAXY.

All I am surrounded by is fear. And DEAD HOMERS.

https://i.giphy.com/media/BszNKjp8OkOJi/giphy-downsized-large.gif

[stevieray]

A bunch of jaded old men re-discovering something they hadn't felt since their youth.

No, a fan base excited for the move up in the draft.

[LoneWolf]

Pretty accurate. I'm not in love with any of these guys.

As for Mahomes, i would be shocked if a good QB ever came out of that school. The best TTU QB of all time (in NFL terms) is Billy Joe ****ing Tolliver.



pat mahomes you make me swoon!


What size are your clown shoes?

[Hammock Parties]

the size of my heart, which grew three sizes upon draft day

[New World Order]

There needs to be a sculpture of the original anti-Alex coalition. It could be something like a Mount Rushmore.

Sweet Daddy, Lord Hammock, NWO, Pestilence, Duncan Idaho...

I'm sure there's more.

[Hammock Parties]

The Four Horseshits Of the Apocalypse

[Bewbies]

Ok, Mahomo Erectus is LMAO

[TLO]

There needs to be a sculpture of the original anti-Alex coalition. It could be something like a Mount Rushmore.

Sweet Daddy, Lord Hammock, NWO, Pestilence, Duncan Idaho...

I'm sure there's more.

No

[Ming the Merciless]

There needs to be a sculpture of the original anti-Alex coalition. It could be something like a Mount Rushmore.

Sweet Daddy, Lord Hammock, NWO, Pestilence, Duncan Idaho...

I'm sure there's more.

Go to the thread that announced his signing. I am anti Alex from second 1

[Rasputin]

There needs to be a sculpture of the original anti-Alex coalition. It could be something like a Mount Rushmore.

Sweet Daddy, Lord Hammock, NWO, Pestilence, Duncan Idaho...

I'm sure there's more.

Fuck I was pissed and I knew he would bring mediocrity and fans would be just content with winning in the regulars season. That was my biggest fear and it became true. Purgatory.

[KChiefs1]

Lord Hammock, we have a potential issue at play.
It has occurred to me that with the many cases of Mahomo Erectus happening at One Arrowhead Drive, the potential for key Chiefs players to up their personal game for the 2017 season is concerning.
These players, now emboldened by the undisputed truth of bright futures, futures devoid of Shitty game management and Smith Purgatory, will psychologically and subliminally begin to physically manifest performances beyond their once established baselines.
The potential for another and possibly successful Smith post season is real, and could wreak great havoc to the( feels like )1000 year-plan.
This can not stand, Lord Hammock.
You must intensify the final campaign against the game-manager. The gif.s and "lowlight" reels must be perfect, relentless, and non-stop. By mid-season, I want every being in red and gold to understand that there is absolutely NO FUTURE for and with that sub-par excuse for an NFL player.
You have your mission, apprentice. Complete it, and we RULE THE GALAXY.


Mahomo Erectus is genius!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Ok, Mahomo Erectus is LMAO

Mahomo Erectus is genius!

http://i.imgur.com/8iXKLI4.gif

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Go to the thread that announced his signing. I am anti Alex from second 1

A horrible thread for a horrible day.

Vomit-inducing.

Casselian in nature.

[KChiefs1]

A horrible thread for a horrible day.

Vomit-inducing.

Casselian in nature.



Better days are ahead.

[cooper barrett]

Damn look at that sexy jawline.

That's gonna look hot clenched tight on third down and in the last 2 minutes of the 4th.

Did I hear the music playing in the background of that post...

[Hammock Parties]

Did I hear the music from Deliverance playing in the background of that post...

Don't make me insert Reid, Pat and Alex into Deliverance....cus I'll fucking do it...I'll make Alex squeal.

[Rasputin]

Better days are ahead.

More like Glory Days are ahead :thumb:

[KChiefs1]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170823/d4535576cc56b9cb4491cef551551598.jpg

[Rasputin]

Bill Cowhers chin is a Mahomo

[KChiefs1]

https://youtu.be/nufrMcEtSbs

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Bill Cowhers chin is a Mahomo

One of the Great ex-Chief coaches/coords, for sure.

[Reerun_KC]

One of the Great ex-Chief coaches/coords, for sure.He was a Marty clone idiot. Was gifted a Superbowl by the NFL same way Manning got his last one.

He's a farce.

[KChiefs1]

https://youtu.be/-xQlt7LSpw4

[KChiefs1]

https://youtu.be/uYsPWzPrHEo

[KChiefs1]

https://youtu.be/sRab6RSUSdA

[Discuss Thrower]

There needs to be a sculpture of the original anti-Alex coalition. It could be something like a Mount Rushmore.

Sweet Daddy, Lord Hammock, NWO, Pestilence, Duncan Idaho...

I'm seure there's more.

keg.

[rico]

There needs to be a sculpture of the original anti-Alex coalition. It could be something like a Mount Rushmore.

Sweet Daddy, Lord Hammock, NWO, Pestilence, Duncan Idaho...

I'm sure there's more.

I was pissed as hell. I've mentioned a few times in here that I was at the 49ers-Chiefs game at Arrowhead in 2010 and couldn't believe my eyes when I watched Alex Smith...a QB who appeared much worse than Cassel. I didn't think it was possible. When we traded for him, I was irate...suffered through 4 years of Cassel to move on to THAT sewer hoochie. Yeah, I've been pissed off since the day we acquired him.

[KChiefs1]

https://youtu.be/lV1PMrNimNQ

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

He was a Marty clone idiot. Was gifted a Superbowl by the NFL same way Manning got his last one.

He's a farce.

Shit, he kicked Marty's ass all over the AFC and grabbed the prize that Marty could only gleam at.

But hey, keep talking like that idiot (I LOVE ME SOME)Black Cock; it's a great look for you.

[Reerun_KC]

https://youtu.be/sRab6RSUSdAKC tattoo......

[Reerun_KC]

Shit, he kicked Marty's ass all over the AFC and grabbed the prize that Marty could only gleam at.

But hey, keep talking like that idiot (I LOVE ME SOME)Black Cock; it's a great look for you.Your sexual preferences are none of my business.

And everybody kicked Marty's twat. A drunk India 6 year old playing a Sega could out scheme Marty...

[Couch-Potato]

Wow! Offseason huh!? ...You're definitely a huge homo for posting this, congrats.

[Rausch]

keg.

I was as vocal as anyone against the Smith trade.

I'll admit it's turned out much better than I thought it would and with St. Pat on the team now I'm really cheering for Smith to have a big year. Mahomes needs to be properly groomed over time...

[ptlyon]

I was as vocal as anyone against the Smith trade.

I'll admit it's turned out much better than I thought it would and with St. Pat on the team now I'm really cheering for Smith to have a big year. Mahomes needs to be properly groomed over time...

Shit, half of me wants Smith to fail so Patrick can sit back and say to himself, "I can do better" and then goes out and proves it next year after they cut Smith.

[cooper barrett]

Shit, half of me wants Smith to fail so Patrick can sit back and say to himself, "I can do better" and then goes out and proves it next year after they cut Smith.

I want Alex11 to win the SB so Mahomesll (PMll) knows what's expected out of him.


I think it was Eric Quinn who said..... When eating out in KC order your ribs dry and get the fries so you can see if they spat on your food.....

[Rausch]

Shit, half of me wants Smith to fail so Patrick can sit back and say to himself, "I can do better" and then goes out and proves it next year after they cut Smith.

The better Smith plays the better Mahomes has to to beat/replace him...

[ptlyon]

The better Smith plays the better Mahomes has to to beat/replace him...

This year, yes, Smith isn't here next year

[rico]

There needs to be a sculpture of the original anti-Alex coalition. It could be something like a Mount Rushmore.

Sweet Daddy, Lord Hammock, NWO, Pestilence, Duncan Idaho...

I'm sure there's more.

BigCatDaddy and el borracho have been vocally anti-Alex from the start as well. el borracho was/is so pissed about it that he's basically detached himself from from the Chiefs a bit until Mahomes gets in there.

[Rausch]

This year, yes, Smith isn't here next year

If Alex makes the AFCC Game (as unlikely as that is) he'll be back, don't kid yourself...

[ptlyon]

If Alex makes the AFCC Game (as unlikely as that is) he'll be back, don't kid yourself...

You're right, that'll never happen. Alex doesn't have the stones to throw TD's in preseason, let alone a real game.

[KChiefs1]

One more time! I want my 2PM fix!
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[KChiefs1]

Love this interview.

https://youtu.be/lV1PMrNimNQ

[KChiefs1]

I'm in full Mahomo Erectus.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Damn.

He looks like he was just born to wear that uniform.

[KChiefs1]

If you aren't a Mahomo now then there's no help for you.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Patrick "The Magician" Mahomes

[duncan_idaho]

In case you hadn't guessed, I'm all in on Mahomes. Was before tonight, but tonight was the first time it looked like this could happen sooner rather than later.




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[BigRedChief]

BigCatDaddy and el borracho have been vocally anti-Alex from the start as well. el borracho was/is so pissed about it that he's basically detached himself from from the Chiefs a bit until Mahomes gets in there.I'm not into anyone giving kudos to the anti-Smith crowd. They made this site worse, not better. Who the fuck was saying Smith was great?

Doesn't matter now. No way in hell. under any circumstances, does the Chiefs keep Smith and his $18 million cap hit on the team. Next year the Mahomes era begins. And the Smith era is in the history books.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'm not into anyone giving kudos to the anti-Smith crowd. They made this site worse, not better. Who the fuck was saying Smith was great?

Doesn't matter now. No way in hell. under any circumstances, does the Chiefs keep Smith and his $18 million cap hit on the team. Next year the Mahomes era begins. And the Smith era is in the history books.

As it god damned well SHOULD be.

And the goal wasn't to "make this site worse", it was to re-educate and destroy the inner moron that was dwelling far too deep within you and your like, for far too fucking long.
You and the rest of the long-term "processors" can go ahead and send your tuition fees to the QB1 Death Cult, and I personally prefer vanilla Coke so you can get on air-shipping that to my New Mexico mailing address.

You're welcome!

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

As it god damned well SHOULD be.

And the goal wasn't to "make this site worse", it was to re-educate and destroy the inner moron that was dwelling far too deep within you and your like, for far too ****ing long.
You and the rest of the long-term "processors" can go ahead and send your tuition fees to the QB1 Death Cult, and I personally prefer vanilla Coke so you can get on air-shipping that to my New Mexico mailing address.

You're welcome!

Smith has been a good football player for us... Where would we be if we had listened to the anti-Smith crowd... Geno Smith or Paxton Lynch... This being said, we are lucky, we didn't get those guys, we got PMII and he is the future, next year, or later this year if we are losing...

[Reerun_KC]

Smith has been a good football player for us... Where would we be if we had listened to the anti-Smith crowd... Geno Smith or Paxton Lynch... This being said, we are lucky, we didn't get those guys, we got PMII and he is the future, next year, or later this year if we are losing...Even if we're winning. Week 10 is perfect timing.

Mahomerection does everything Alex can't do.. if you can win with Alex. You can continue to win with Mahomes...

[Tribal Warfare]

Even if we're winning. Week 10 is perfect timing.

Mahomerection does everything Alex can't do.. if you can win with Alex. You can win championships with Mahomes...

FYP

[mschiefs1984]

Again

IN

[Reerun_KC]

FYPWell done....

[duncan_idaho]

I'm not into anyone giving kudos to the anti-Smith crowd. They made this site worse, not better. Who the fuck was saying Smith was great?

Doesn't matter now. No way in hell. under any circumstances, does the Chiefs keep Smith and his $18 million cap hit on the team. Next year the Mahomes era begins. And the Smith era is in the history books.


What made this site worse was the influx of team hopping ball washers who insisted Alex Smith was a victim in every way and never to blame for anything, emboldened by regular season success driven by defense, specials teams, and competent coaching of a talented overall roster teaming up with the TrueFans who are happy to simply not suck, even if using the same tried and untrue formula that had been failing for 30+ years.

Thankfully, that journey is nearly over. And Alex and his time-wasting, mediocre ways can go the fuck away.

And there will be much rejoicing.


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[Reerun_KC]

What made this site worse was the influx of team hopping ball washers who insisted Alex Smith was a victim in every way and never to blame for anything, emboldened by regular season success driven by defense, specials teams, and competent coaching of a talented overall roster teaming up with the TrueFans who are happy to simply not suck, even if using the same tried and untrue formula that had been failing for 30+ years.

Thankfully, that journey is nearly over. And Alex and his time-wasting, mediocre ways can go the fuck away.

And there will be much rejoicing.


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[BigRedChief]

it was to re-educate and destroy the inner moron that was dwelling far too deep within you and your like, for far too fucking long.
You and the rest of the long-term "processors"What was I "processing"?

What was I an inner moron about? Or was that just a general insult for some unknown reason?

[KChiefs1]

Doesn't matter now. No way in hell. under any circumstances, does the Chiefs keep Smith and his $18 million cap hit on the team. Next year the Mahomes era begins. And the Smith era is in the history books.



Kevin Keitzmann says Mahomes needs 2-3 years & that he's a loser anyway. All Alex Smith does is win. LMAO

[BigRedChief]

Kevin Keitzmann says Mahomes needs 2-3 years & that he's a loser anyway. All Alex Smith does is win. LMAOThats what radio guys do. Create BS controversies by taking the opposite of a common opinion. He comes out later and says I'm happy to have been wrong. Go Chiefs!

[Reerun_KC]

Kevin Keitzmann says Mahomes needs 2-3 years & that he's a loser anyway. All Alex Smith does is win. LMAOKeitzmann eats his own butt pudding....

[Hammock Parties]

Keitzmann and Fescoe should be forced to stand in front of Mahomes and let him throw spiked footballs at their faces...

[KChiefs1]

I've probably watched this ten times.

https://youtu.be/XquFLFNUIvY

https://youtu.be/keZzSR0FN8M

[ARROW2]

What made this site worse was the influx of team hopping ball washers who insisted Alex Smith was a victim in every way and never to blame for anything, emboldened by regular season success driven by defense, specials teams, and competent coaching of a talented overall roster teaming up with the TrueFans who are happy to simply not suck, even if using the same tried and untrue formula that had been failing for 30+ years.

Thankfully, that journey is nearly over. And Alex and his time-wasting, mediocre ways can go the **** away.

And there will be much rejoicing.


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OH YEZZIR!!!!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

What made this site worse was the influx of team hopping ball washers who insisted Alex Smith was a victim in every way and never to blame for anything, emboldened by regular season success driven by defense, specials teams, and competent coaching of a talented overall roster teaming up with the TrueFans who are happy to simply not suck, even if using the same tried and untrue formula that had been failing for 30+ years.

Thankfully, that journey is nearly over. And Alex and his time-wasting, mediocre ways can go the fuck away.

And there will be much rejoicing.


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How the FUCK did I miss the CP Post of the Year?

HUZZAH!

[KChiefs1]

Love this...
https://twitter.com/dowellkendra/status/857774063850336257

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Love this...
https://twitter.com/dowellkendra/status/857774063850336257

That is the reaction of every legitimate and knowledgeable football fan that actually understands what the fuck this league is about now.

[RealSNR]

Keitzmann and Fescoe should be forced to stand in front of Mahomes and let him throw spiked footballs at their crotch regions...

FYP. The tiny target area will make for great practice.

[KChiefs1]

That is the reaction of every legitimate and knowledgeable football fan that actually understands what the **** this league is about now.

Best draft I've ever watched. :D:clap:

[Rausch]

Best draft I've ever watched. :D:clap:

I hope you're under 20...


:spock:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I hope you're under 20...


:spock:

Nope. Well over, and I'm backing his play 1000000%.

What in gods name did the Chiefs ever do on a draft day that was even REMOTELY close to the mind-blowing, backhanded Dorsey pimp-slap that WAS the 2017 acquisition of Saint Patrick Mahomes the Second?

[KChiefs1]

Time to bring it back.

The game on Sunday has me more excited then any game started by Alex Smith.

I'm a Mahomo!

[Hammock Parties]

Can't wait to bump that GIF thread, mahomos.

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[Buns]

It must be 2PM!!!! Mahomo checking in :rockon:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

FLAMING Mahomo in the hizzle!

Fuck Donk Forever,

GO CHIEFS!

[MahiMike]

I'm a homo. Feels good to come out.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I'm buying a 55 gallon barrel of lube for Sunday cutting the top off and will just climb in it while I watch the game.

[KChiefs1]

2PM has a hawt momma.

https://youtu.be/2lvutYRjJVM
https://youtu.be/jjn8qadcwF0

[Reerun_KC]

Super Bowl Sunday for KC

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Super Bowl Sunday for KC

Indeed.

Football worth watching has finally arrived.

[KChiefs1]

Super Bowl Sunday for KC



It really feels like it. I'm jacked!

[Reerun_KC]

It really feels like it. I'm jacked!



The New England game has been replaced. We have a new Super Bowl do the chiefs this year.

[gblowfish]

I'm definitely a Mahomo.
I had to pray the Bray away.

[Rausch]

Nope. Well over, and I'm backing his play 1000000%.

What in gods name did the Chiefs ever do on a draft day that was even REMOTELY close to the mind-blowing, backhanded Dorsey pimp-slap that WAS the 2017 acquisition of Saint Patrick Mahomes the Second?

My post was about the draft as a whole.

I admitted on draft day I loved the 2PM pick...

[PHOG]

It's going to be Christmas all over again. :thumb:

[KChiefs1]

I'm definitely a Mahomo.
I had to pray the Bray away.



I think those two series he played put him away.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

We will be inaugurating the first annual Mahomo Parade in April, when all the pretty flowers begin to bloom, symbolizing the growth from a 40 year seed of frigid nothingness to full-blown, Super Bowl-bound rose garden!

It's gonna' be a Kingdom-Wide Gay Day with Clay on STEROIDS!

HUZZAH!

[KChiefs1]

I'm buying a 55 gallon barrel of lube for Sunday cutting the top off and will just climb in it while I watch the game.


Got room for 2 in there? LMAO

[KChiefs1]

So many Mahomo‘s now.

[KChiefs1]

The entire nation is Mahomo’s!

[KChiefs1]

Mahomo's everywhere!