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lewdog
09-01-2017, 06:44 PM
Royals 0
(65-67, 29-35 away)

Twins 2
(70-63, 34-35 home

lewdog
09-01-2017, 06:45 PM
The Twins current record of 70-63 is exactly where I thought we'd be at this time about a month ago.

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 06:47 PM
Hammel mailing it in so far. Gee looks like Cy Young.

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 06:48 PM
The Twins current record of 70-63 is exactly where I thought we'd be at this time about a month ago.

If we could only forget August.

lewdog
09-01-2017, 06:49 PM
If we could only forget August.

August?

I call it AIDSgust.

Bearcat
09-01-2017, 06:50 PM
I guess...

lewdog
09-01-2017, 06:51 PM
I guess...

Drink heavily.

Enjoy the fine weather you are about the experience for the next 2-3 months.

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-01-2017, 06:54 PM
Esky is so awesome!

penbrook
09-01-2017, 06:55 PM
Mondesi who? We got Esky bitches!

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 06:55 PM
OF misplay looked like a Melky special.

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 06:55 PM
Esky Royal Player of the Year.

cabletech94
09-01-2017, 06:56 PM
i came for the hookers.

Bearcat
09-01-2017, 06:58 PM
Drink heavily.

Enjoy the fine weather you are about the experience for the next 2-3 months.

Ballast Point Orange Vanilla Fathom... a slightly mellowed out IPA, pretty solid.

Haven't used my A/C since just after 4th of July weekend... and people in KC still make comments and tag me in stupid shit about how hot it is in Arizona.

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 06:59 PM
Gee not looking like Cy Young.

penbrook
09-01-2017, 06:59 PM
MELKMAN!

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 06:59 PM
i came for the hookers.

And blow?

lewdog
09-01-2017, 07:00 PM
Ballast Point Orange Vanilla Fathom... a slightly mellowed out IPA, pretty solid.

Haven't used my A/C since just after 4th of July weekend... and people in KC still make comments and tag me in stupid shit about how hot it is in Arizona.

A very large portion of AZ isn't a the sweltering asshole of Satan like Phoenix.

People don't understand that. Places like Flagstaff are just like Montana. It's got more climate type changes than any state in the lower 48.

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 07:01 PM
On my nightly high powered cocktail of Vicodin (7.5's) Valium (3mg) and Grey Goose vodka. Life is good.

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 07:02 PM
We turned our A/C off in mid-August in JoMo. Haven't looked back.

Bearcat
09-01-2017, 07:03 PM
A very large portion of AZ isn't a the sweltering asshole of Satan like Phoenix.

People don't understand that. Places like Flagstaff are just like Montana. It's got more climate type changes than any state in the lower 48.

Yeah, even after you explain it to them.... multiple times.... and in one case, even visited.

I'd rather it stay a secret though... there's already enough fucking traffic up this way on holiday weekends.

Why Not?
09-01-2017, 07:04 PM
WTF, Melky? That's an out if he catches that

cabletech94
09-01-2017, 07:05 PM
And blow?

that's what melky almost brought us just now.

cabletech94
09-01-2017, 07:07 PM
moose~

Munson
09-01-2017, 07:07 PM
Moose dong #36!!!

He ties Balboni's record.

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 07:07 PM
Moose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron Swanson
09-01-2017, 07:07 PM
MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ChiefsCountry
09-01-2017, 07:07 PM
Record tied!!!!

Why Not?
09-01-2017, 07:08 PM
Moooooooooose

penbrook
09-01-2017, 07:08 PM
1 away from breaking the record!!

lewdog
09-01-2017, 07:08 PM
Eat our dicks GEE!!!!

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 07:08 PM
Congrats to both Moose and Bye Bye.

Bearcat
09-01-2017, 07:08 PM
Nice.

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 07:09 PM
Mooooooooooose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-01-2017, 07:09 PM
About fucking time !

lewdog
09-01-2017, 07:09 PM
Has Lewdog ever told you about his enjoyment of Friday night games?

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 07:14 PM
Has Lewdog ever told you about his enjoyment of Friday night games?

Do tell.........

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 07:16 PM
I suppose Gee will have to wait another season for his Cy Young award.

Ron Swanson
09-01-2017, 07:22 PM
That's a play Gordon makes.

lewdog
09-01-2017, 07:22 PM
Jesus Christ Melky.

My dead grandma could take a better route.

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 07:24 PM
Melky could fuck up a cup of coffee. Thank you Joe Pesci.

penbrook
09-01-2017, 07:30 PM
Mitch Maier as a first base coach hmm

Discuss Thrower
09-01-2017, 07:31 PM
... so what's my take on Mitch Maier?

penbrook
09-01-2017, 07:32 PM
I'd prefer Getz as a first base coach

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2017, 07:37 PM
Mitch Maier sighting.

lewdog
09-01-2017, 08:03 PM
Winning but boring game.

lewdog
09-01-2017, 08:04 PM
Moss is a boss!!!

Discuss Thrower
09-01-2017, 08:07 PM
Winning but boring game.

I tuned to this after a quarter of Liberty vs Liberty North. Started to feel really creepy for watching two high schools go at it when I went to neither school and am not a relative of anyone playing.

gblowfish
09-01-2017, 08:08 PM
Winning but boring game.

Winning is never boring, my friend.

Discuss Thrower
09-01-2017, 08:11 PM
"Why'd they call him 'Tin Cup'?"

lewdog
09-01-2017, 08:17 PM
I could think of better things to watch than a Hammel 6th inning.

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 08:23 PM
Checking in.

lewdog
09-01-2017, 08:26 PM
Checking in.

Go away!

We're winning!!!!

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 08:53 PM
Go away!

We're winning!!!!

Go fuck yourself you sexy bitch! Tend you melons!

lewdog
09-01-2017, 08:58 PM
Go fuck yourself you sexy bitch! Tend you melons!

ROFL

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:11 PM
I'm falling asleep!

lewdog
09-01-2017, 09:12 PM
I'm falling asleep!

Don't look now but it's Herrera time.

It's always exciting.

petegz28
09-01-2017, 09:15 PM
whit a little sloppy on the d tonight

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:15 PM
Don't look now but it's Herrera time.

It's always exciting.

Back to the melon patch you sexy bitch!

I hate it when you're right.

lewdog
09-01-2017, 09:16 PM
Whit needs to get that.

petegz28
09-01-2017, 09:20 PM
Kelvin gotta walk at least one every outing...

Ron Swanson
09-01-2017, 09:20 PM
Always an adventure with Herrera (although not totally his fault this time)

petegz28
09-01-2017, 09:21 PM
:facepalm:

penbrook
09-01-2017, 09:21 PM
Herrera....

Ron Swanson
09-01-2017, 09:23 PM
Give him the hook Salvy

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:24 PM
Ned's not man enough to pull him. Ned's counting on the baseball God's to save him and him saying "I told you so"..

petegz28
09-01-2017, 09:24 PM
Whit's error didn't help but Kelvin blowing this game is on him, not Whit

penbrook
09-01-2017, 09:24 PM
Un fucking real

cabletech94
09-01-2017, 09:24 PM
god damnit

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:24 PM
If we lose, Ned should be fired. It's that simple...

petegz28
09-01-2017, 09:25 PM
he'll walk in the tying run

cabletech94
09-01-2017, 09:25 PM
sell sell sell

Ron Swanson
09-01-2017, 09:25 PM
Wake up Ned!

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:26 PM
Ned is an idiot... Such a fucking idiot!

cabletech94
09-01-2017, 09:26 PM
I need a new joke

oh my god!! that filter!! REP to whoever Mod created this!!!

petegz28
09-01-2017, 09:26 PM
what a fucking choke artist

lewdog
09-01-2017, 09:26 PM
Salvy telling Ned to fuck Herrera again.

penbrook
09-01-2017, 09:26 PM
Is Ned sleeping? I can't wait for the Raul Ibanez era to begin

Discuss Thrower
09-01-2017, 09:27 PM
In retrospect, trying to offload Herrera and Vargas might have been a decent idea.

petegz28
09-01-2017, 09:27 PM
so you pull him on 3-0? WTF Yost...wow game is probably over

penbrook
09-01-2017, 09:27 PM
SALVY is literally a player/manager because our current manager is asleep

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:27 PM
Way to wait too long Ned. You fucking piece of management SHIT!

Chiefspants
09-01-2017, 09:27 PM
Should we be expecting a trip to Dr. James Andrews soon or what?

lewdog
09-01-2017, 09:28 PM
Another fake injury because Herrera simply can't locate.

penbrook
09-01-2017, 09:28 PM
so you pull him on 3-0? WTF Yost...wow game is probably over

Last time that happened Alexander came in and got the save. Relax

Deberg_1990
09-01-2017, 09:28 PM
Move him back to 7th inning role

siberian khatru
09-01-2017, 09:28 PM
What a heaping pile of shit

penbrook
09-01-2017, 09:29 PM
Way to wait too long Ned. You ****ing piece of management SHIT!

SALVY is trying to save the Royals season meanwhile Ned could care less

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:29 PM
The corn in my shit "gets baseball" more than Ned!

siberian khatru
09-01-2017, 09:29 PM
Move him back to 7th inning role

How about just shut his ass down for the year

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:30 PM
Move him back to 35th inning role

Fixed.. His arm and mind are toast.

cabletech94
09-01-2017, 09:31 PM
hey. bases loaded.

petegz28
09-01-2017, 09:31 PM
tie game....because Kelvin sucks

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:32 PM
That's an out. Fuck this Ump!

cabletech94
09-01-2017, 09:32 PM
strike one.

cabletech94
09-01-2017, 09:33 PM
strike two.

cabletech94
09-01-2017, 09:33 PM
c'mon chen.

cabletech94
09-01-2017, 09:34 PM
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:34 PM
Fuck you Herrera.. Just fuck you!!

penbrook
09-01-2017, 09:34 PM
Never a doubt

petegz28
09-01-2017, 09:34 PM
I thought for sure they'd tie it...

siberian khatru
09-01-2017, 09:34 PM
Scotty bails them out again

Why Not?
09-01-2017, 09:34 PM
Great job by Alexander. My delusion about this team's playoff shot lasts another day.

lewdog
09-01-2017, 09:34 PM
He's our new closer...............

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:35 PM
I'm fucking awesome and when I make it to Phoenix Lew owes me a beer!

penbrook
09-01-2017, 09:36 PM
He's our new closer...............

I suggested this after he came in the same situation a couple weeks ago and peoplesaid he's not closer type

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:36 PM
He's our new closer...............

Weren't you the one who warned us about KH? Remember we have Ned.

cabletech94
09-01-2017, 09:37 PM
Great job by Alexander. My delusion about this team's playoff shot lasts another day.

me too buddy, me too!!

p.s. screw you herrarrrrrrah!

penbrook
09-01-2017, 09:38 PM
Btw Scott Alexander is trending on twitter

cabletech94
09-01-2017, 09:51 PM
Btw Scott Alexander is trending on twitter

he'd better be. he has YUUUUGE BALLS!!!

GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:57 PM
Ned's a lying piece of shit. Salvi saved Ned from Ned. Nothing more, nothing less.

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GloryDayz
09-01-2017, 09:58 PM
Ned's too scared to call a spade a spade.

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Why Not?
09-02-2017, 12:01 AM
I'll forever love Ned because '14 and '15 but I would not be at all sad to see him hang 'em up after this year.

penbrook
09-02-2017, 12:32 AM
I'll forever love Ned because '14 and '15 but I would not be at all sad to see him hang 'em up after this year.

The Raul Ibanez era needs to get here