***Official Royals vs Tigers GDT - September 6***

[ChiefsCountry]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">With the series tied up, the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash">#Royals</a> look to claim victory in tonight&#39;s finale with the Tigers. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RaisedRoyal?src=hash">#RaisedRoyal</a> <a href="https://t.co/T5ekXJLryJ">pic.twitter.com/T5ekXJLryJ</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Royals (@Royals) <a href="https://twitter.com/Royals/status/905513454789906432">September 6, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Tigers?src=hash">#Tigers</a> lineup vs. the Royals for the series finale at 7:10 ET. <a href="https://t.co/Wb1aqTLNCY">pic.twitter.com/Wb1aqTLNCY</a></p>&mdash; Detroit Tigers (@tigers) <a href="https://twitter.com/tigers/status/905517268343382018">September 6, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[BlackHelicopters]

Meh

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Meh

[TribalElder]

Woop dat ass

[InvinciBill]

Woop dat ass

[lewdog]

Meh

[BlackHelicopters]

Meh

Heh

[BWillie]

Heh

Beh

[lewdog]

Yeh

[Ron Swanson]

Salvy still has some pop, even in pain.

[lewdog]

Blast!!!

[Ron Swanson]

Shit, Moose is hurt.

[lewdog]

ESKY!!!

[lewdog]

Knee?

[KCUnited]

Moose comes up lame. Possible chance of re-signing him?

[Ron Swanson]

Knee?

Maybe tweaked his ankle on 3rd base, tough to tell.

[Prison Bitch]

Watching them lately is like a duty, almost like sex after 30 years of marriage.


You do it out of love not passion.

[lewdog]

Maybe tweaked his ankle on 3rd base, tough to tell.

He's been limping a bit for the past month but that was clearly more than normal. I don't think he's been fully healthy for well over a month now. But he knows you have to play to get paid!

[Ron Swanson]

Nice throw Melky!

[KCUnited]

"You seen Field of Dreams?" This telecast getting emo af.

[big nasty kcnut]

Melky so good!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Watching them lately is like a duty, almost like sex after 30 years of marriage.


You do it out of love not passion.

Shit, had to hose the ole lady the other day. Only way I could keep it up was to put in a Pat Mahomes video.

[lewdog]

UGH

[penbrook]

UGH

It was scored a base hit

[BlackHelicopters]

Go trigboy. It's your birthday.

[BlackHelicopters]

Shit, had to hose the ole lady the other day. Only way I could keep it up was to put in a Pat Mahomes video.

Heh

[BlackHelicopters]

Shit, had to hose the ole lady the other day. Only way I could keep it up was to put in a Pat Mahomes video.

I use a Tara Reid video .

[lewdog]

Whit plays harder and smarter than most everyone on this team.

I dig it.

[KCUnited]

Whit stretching out at 2nd like he tweaked something.

[penbrook]

Fucking Hammel...

[Munson]

Hammel, you son of a bitch. :cuss:

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I wonder if Gordon will buy a pair of glasses before next season ?

[penbrook]

Cain almost had that

[BlackHelicopters]

Hammel sucks donkeys.

[KCUnited]

Field of Dreams, 9-11, Boston Strong...all mentioned during a Tigers/Royals telecast. The national media makes Hud look like he has Aspergers.

[lewdog]

Get Moose out of there.

[LoneWolf]

I use a Tara Reid video .

:Lin:

[Munson]

Hammel is trying like hell to give this one away.

[lewdog]

Hole EE Shit.

[lewdog]

Moose needs some days off sadly.

[BlackHelicopters]

:Lin:

'Tis true

[tk13]

We hope you enjoyed the Jason Hammel 6th inning experience. Please exit the ride down and to the left.

[Bowser]

Hole EE Shit.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-27-2015/lyJwvj.gif

[ChiefsCountry]

We hope you enjoyed the Jason Hammel 6th inning experience. Please exit the ride down and to the left.

My Direct TV couldn't take a Jason Hammel inning, decided to reboot during the middle of it.

[penbrook]

Esky!

[Ron Swanson]

Bunt him over Alex

[Munson]

Esky oppo power.

[Ron Swanson]

Esky oppo power.

The ball is juiced big time this season.

[Discuss Thrower]

GORDOPPOSITE FIELD

[Ron Swanson]

Bunt him over Alex

or hit a double, that works too:)

[Munson]

Gordo comes through!

[BlackHelicopters]

gordo on base. Looking at sky for asteroid entry.

[siberian khatru]

Wow, a Gordo XBH. The Bigfoot of baseball.

[PHOG]

2 opposite field doubles, nice! :thumb:

[penbrook]

Gordon with a RBI double, is the world coming to an end?

[ChiefsCountry]

I use a Tara Reid video .

I ordered a pepperoni pizza after reading this.

[BlackHelicopters]

Praying hard now. Rapture is minutes away.

[Munson]

Oppo Whit!

[penbrook]

What is Whits WAR?

[BlackHelicopters]

I ordered a pepperoni pizza after reading this.

Heh.




What we have here is a failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach.
Sarcasm is so misunderstood.
Hope you are well.

[Ron Swanson]

Move that line!

[BlackHelicopters]

The human mind cannot comprehend what is happening.

[BlackHelicopters]

Think I better cut back on my Valium Vicodin and vodka.

[siberian khatru]

If only we could find a lead that is Maurer-proof

[Munson]

Melky!

[BlackHelicopters]

If only we could find a lead that is Maurer-proof

Googled. "The item you are looking for does not exist. Please use different search terms."

[penbrook]

Has Ned named Scotty 2 Hotty the closer yet?

[BlackHelicopters]

Keep the weak shit out of the lane Moose.

[penbrook]

Can someone give Moose a wheelchair

[tk13]

Cuthbert needs to be playing 3B next inning.

[BlackHelicopters]

Shut down Moose.

[tk13]

Or Ramon Torres, whatever works.

[PHOG]

Nice slow roller on the hit & run. :clap:

[penbrook]

Re sign Esky?

[ChiefsCountry]

UFC fans are going to be pissed.

[BlackHelicopters]

That's the gordo we all know and despise.

[penbrook]

Whit "doubles" Merrifield!!

[Discuss Thrower]

Tell you what, they are at least making games interesting even if they aren't gonna make the playoffs.

[penbrook]

Tell you what, they are at least making games interesting even if they aren't gonna make the playoffs.

Never say never! Royals always find a way ;)

[BlackHelicopters]

Tell you what, they are at least making games interesting even if they aren't gonna make the playoffs.

Can't argue that. In a way though, games like this make the pain worse.

[suzzer99]

It's not gay with:
Brad Pitt
Whit Merrifield

It's gay with:
everyone else

[ROYC75]

And the hits keep on a coming, by the back ups!

[ROYC75]

Never say never! Royals always find a way ;)

You mean like last year?

[BlackHelicopters]

81-81 with this pitching staff and the gordon, moss, esky disaster? Yost should be manager of the year .

[big nasty kcnut]

We're destroying them.

[BlackHelicopters]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[Munson]

Salvy blast!

[BlackHelicopters]

I'd rather visit a sod farm than listen to these FoxSportsOne broadcasters.

[siberian khatru]

Yikes. This was a 2-2 game not that long ago

[penbrook]

I'd let SALVY and Whit have there way with me

[lewdog]

This chump's ERA is sky rocketing.

[siberian khatru]

This might be Maurer-proof

[BlackHelicopters]

Whit, please ass fuck me.

[PHOG]

Pay back Bitches!! PBJ

[BlackHelicopters]

This might be Maurer-proof

Better google it.

[BWillie]

Why are we using Mccarthy in a 11 run game? This is where you should use Maurer.

[penbrook]

Why are we using Mccarthy in a 11 run game? This is where you should use Maurer.

Maurer would blow this lead. We can't afford any losses right now

[BWillie]

Whit, please ass **** me.

I didnt know u liked the ghey buttsechs

[ChiefsCountry]

Sabermetric douches will like that we have took a 1 run lead now in this series.

[BWillie]

Mccarthy!

[BlackHelicopters]

I didnt know u liked the ghey buttsechs

Only with hard working Royals players. Very hard.

[lewdog]

Sabermetric douches will like that we have took a 1 run lead now in this series.

Remember the Blue Jays!!!!

[BlackHelicopters]

I have a staunch record of proven heterosexuality.

[penbrook]

Esky needs a home run for the cycle

[penbrook]

GORE!!

[Ron Swanson]

lol, Gore pinch hitting

[penbrook]

Gore steal!!

[Fish]

https://i.imgflip.com/1vf9e7.jpg

[Ron Swanson]

Nice to see Paulo Homo back.

[penbrook]

Orlando with the Wheels!

[Bearcat]

Damn, guess I should have turned it on.

[BWillie]

Glad we used our 2nd best reliever two innings in a 11 run game. Thanks Ned!

[Why Not?]

This weekend can get real interesting. We play 4 against the Twins and all of the teams ahead of us have tough matchups. The central ship sailed long ago so go Indians this weekend. The 1st WC isn't that realistic so go Yankees as well. Absolutely need to take 3 of 4 here. Why am I setting myself up for disappointment?

Edit: who the fuck are we starting at pitcher tomorrow ? Sam who? No matter, football!!

[GloryDayz]

Y'all did well without me.

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[Bearcat]

This weekend can get real interesting. We play 4 against the Twins and all of the teams ahead of us have tough matchups. The central ship sailed long ago so go Indians this weekend. The 1st WC isn't that realistic so go Yankees as well. Absolutely need to take 3 of 4 here. Why am I setting myself up for disappointment?

Edit: who the **** are we starting at pitcher tomorrow ? Sam who? No matter, football!!

Thought you were joking. LMAO

He made 3 starts in July and gave up 15 runs in 17 innings. WTF is he starting, he should obviously be pitching the 8th inning.

[ChiTown]

This weekend can get real interesting. We play 4 against the Twins and all of the teams ahead of us have tough matchups. The central ship sailed long ago so go Indians this weekend. The 1st WC isn't that realistic so go Yankees as well. Absolutely need to take 3 of 4 here. Why am I setting myself up for disappointment?

Edit: who the **** are we starting at pitcher tomorrow ? Sam who? No matter, football!!

Yep

Lose 3 of 4, and we are pretty much done. Split the series, and we are in trouble. Win 3 of 4, and we are right in the thick of it.

The Playoffs for the Royals start tonight. Get'r done!

[Why Not?]

Yep

Lose 3 of 4, and we are pretty much done. Split the series, and we are in trouble. Win 3 of 4, and we are right in the thick of it.

The Playoffs for the Royals start tonight. Get'r done!

Right. We've hit the point where even a split here is not good. If there's a run in them it starts now. Sadly, the best two pitchers we can throw at them tonight and tomorrow are some dude and Ian Kennedy. Maybe we can request a venue change to give Kennedy a shot.

[ChiTown]

Right. We've hit the point where even a split here is not good. If there's a run in them it starts now. Sadly, the best two pitchers we can throw at them tonight and tomorrow are some dude and Ian Kennedy. Maybe we can request a venue change to give Kennedy a shot.

I'd say Kennedy is due, but I can't say it with a straight face. He's beyond awful, and quite frankly, fuck his face. He and his awful contract irritate the F out of me.