🏈🏈 Official shitty teams on Thursday night football thread 🏈 🏈

[TLO]

Bengals and Texans! NFL putting its best foot forward tonight boys!

[BlackHelicopters]

Week one ratings still sinking lower.

[KChiefs1]

Is it awful of me to wish a Ryan Leaf at Arrowhead start for Watson?

[DaFace]

Week one ratings still sinking lower.

It's week two...

[rico]

Is it awful of me to wish a Ryan Leaf at Arrowhead start for Watson?

No...I'd love to see it as well. And I think it's in the realm of possibility.

[TribalElder]

Such a let down when I saw who was playing

[Trent Green GOAT]

Need AJ Green to tear it up.

[Hydrae]

Loser has a long season of crushed hopes. (most likely)

[KCrockaholic]

Why the hell did Braxton cut his route off? Looked like the pass would've been right there.

[Sandy Vagina]

back to back poor throws for Watson. Punt. PacMan not concussed from that impact? hmm...

[Sandy Vagina]

Why the hell did Braxton cut his route off? Looked like the pass would've been right there.

slowed down and went up for what was an underthrown ball. Notice how much separation Brax had? (plenty)

[MMXcalibur]

Andy Dalton is so goddamn bad.

[KCrockaholic]

slowed down and went up for what was an underthrown ball. Notice how much separation Brax had? (plenty)

It wasn't underthrown. The ball sailed over Braxton's arms after he slowed down.

Just because everybody wants Watson to fail doesn't mean we have to crush every play as a fault towards Watson. Let's be honest here.

[bdj23]

Flag fest so far

[kcchiefsus]

Andy Dalton is basically the ceiling of what Trevor Semen can but, but he can also be so much worse.

[Sandy Vagina]

It wasn't underthrown. The ball sailed over Braxton's arms after he slowed down.

Just because everybody wants Watson to fail doesn't mean we have to crush every play as a fault towards Watson. Let's be honest here.

I have nothing for or against Watson. Called it like I saw it. That's honest.

If you saw it a different way, then sure thing, no problem.

[Marcellus]

What a shit show.

[displacedinMN]

When I look through my pickem league games, I think both of these teams suck. I can't watch a lot of NFL games that are not the Chiefs.

[Pablo]

Remember when we moved up 17 spots to snag a stud then the Texans panic drafted this guy?

Lol me too.

[RunKC]

Watson stared that 1st read down hard. Should have been a pick 6

[kcchiefsus]

Haha fuck Watson

[TimBone]

Does any body else feel a since of rivalry with the other rookie quarterbacks? Like, do y'all watch Watson, Trubisky, and Kizer, and hope for failure because you want Mahomes to be the best QB from this draft class?

I'm catching myself rooting against these guys for no other reason than that.

Kinda weird.

[Pablo]

Does any body else feel a since of rivalry with the other rookie quarterbacks? Like, do y'all watch Watson, Trubisky, and Kizer, and hope for failure because you want Mahomes to be the best QB from this draft class?

I'm catching myself rooting against these guys for no other reason than that.

Kinda weird.

Not weird. We want these guys to look dull and shitty so our toy shines even brighter.

[Bugeater]

I don't think I even turned on a single TNF game last year and this year will probably be the same.

[kcchiefsus]

Does any body else feel a since of rivalry with the other rookie quarterbacks? Like, do y'all watch Watson, Trubisky, and Kizer, and hope for failure because you want Mahomes to be the best QB from this draft class?

I'm catching myself rooting against these guys for no other reason than that.

Kinda weird.

Yes. Don't care so much about Trubisky since he was the first taken and is expected to be the best, but I want to see Watson and Kizer fail miserably.

[Pablo]

Fuck you Ross!

[MMXcalibur]

Goddamn, this game sucks.

[Baby Lee]

Whhhhuuuuupppp!!! /Berman

[RippedmyFlesh]

That sort of tackle may be the best play dalton has made all year.

[KCrockaholic]

D'Onta Foreman is my favorite player in this game.

[Baby Lee]

Love the way Clowney runs with the FB AFTER a fumble.

Like he's Jordan palming the ball from the free throw line

[Discuss Thrower]

The jerseys aren't actually a bad look for the Bungles. Pants look dumb though

[Sandy Vagina]

Whhhhuuuuupppp!!! /Berman

Yeah, I liked Berman. Didn't want to listen to a full game of him.. but he was entertaining for a short time. :)

[OldSchool]

Two good defenses limited by bad offenses.

[KCrockaholic]

I'm a little concerned as to why it seems like Andy Dalton never improves. He's basically regressed the last 2 years. But I never really see signs of improvement either.

[MMXcalibur]

Jesus Christ, the Brian Hoyer-led 49ers next week.

[displacedinMN]

great D. what a crock

[MMXcalibur]

Just do that the entire time, Andy Dalton.
That's all you can literally do.

[Sandy Vagina]

Dalton.. getting that credit for throwing into triple coverage... but AJ Green!!!!! LMAO

[OldSchool]

3 defenders and none of them play the ball correctly, lol.

[displacedinMN]

Boo birds come out

[MMXcalibur]

Haha, nice reaction by the Bengal fans.

[bdj23]

This game sucks.

Is Virginia Tech playing?

[Tribal Warfare]

Watson is shitting himself

[KChiefs1]

No wonder the Texans acted depressed after drafting Watson.

[ILChief]

Bengals should start McCarron. Dalton is awful

[RippedmyFlesh]

Caught from behind by a lineman welcome to the nfl.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Watson looks lost.

[Tribal Warfare]

No wonder the Texans acted depressed after drafting Watson.

Watson looks lost.

I bet they're pisses they passed on Kiser

[BryanBusby]

Bengals should start McCarron. Dalton is awful
He has literally no protection.

Tried to tell y'all the Bengals are shit.

[JakeF]

Watson looks lost.I think you're being a little harsh. Watson is showing some promise to me. Defenses are going to start keeping him in the pocket until he proves he can handle it.

[Pablo]

There's a Boise state game on ESPN. Might be worth the switch.

[RunKC]

The Chiefs should blowout the Texans

[kcchiefsus]

I think you're being a little harsh. Watson is showing some promise to me. Defenses are going to start keeping him in the pocket until he proves he can handle it.

He'll never have the arm strength to be successful. He's Chad Pennington with legs.

[Dylan]

The NFL should have TNF at the beginning of the season and on Thanksgiving - These games are always brutal to watch. Just allow teams more practice time.

[OldSchool]

Hell of a cut from Mixon.

[Discuss Thrower]

Did someone murder Andy Dalton's mother and made him watch the video of it Clockwork Orange style?

[OldSchool]

Dalton really blows. Had Lafell wide open and misses him by about 7 yards.

[RunKC]

Dalton is going to get replaced next spring. He's terrible

[Mile High Mania]

Dalton is terrible. I'm totally fine with Trevor over someone like him.

[OldSchool]

Dalton is going to get replaced next spring. He's terrible

Smith to the Bengals? Lol, idk if they would make that trade though, still hoping that Dalton turns out to be good.

[bdj23]

I know I'm a very negative Chiefs fan, but god damn.. I am glad I'm not a Bengals fan.

What a shitty franchise

[Dylan]

I think Dalton threw that pass into the upper deck. :D

[sedated]

The NFL should have TNF at the beginning of the season and on Thanksgiving - These games are always brutal to watch. Just allow teams more practice time.

The owners will have Wed night games before they give up a dollar of revenue.

[Dylan]

The owners will have Wed night games before they give up a dollar of revenue.

You are right...

[Stad]

Watson is garbage.

[kcchiefsus]

Bullshit, that wasn't a catch.

[KChiefs1]

Texans really have no trust in Watson.

Run...Run...5 yard pass.

[MMXcalibur]

Herm Edwards has this game on DVR so that he can jerk off to it later.

[Kman34]

O'Brien is going to suck all the talent out of Watson.... what a shitty coach

[OldSchool]

Texans really have no trust in Watson.

Run...Run...5 yard pass.

He's a rookie who came from a spread offense. I wouldn't exactly open up the playbook for him either.

[KChiefs1]

Next Thursday game is Rams vs 49ers?!?!?!?!?

Another shitfest.

[kcchiefsus]

He's a rookie who came from a spread offense. I wouldn't exactly open up the playbook for him either.

... and with no arm strength.

[bdj23]

Next Thursday game is Rams vs 49ers?!?!?!?!?

Another shitfest.

TNF was a mistake

[Bugeater]

Wait a minute, how did this buttfucking moron put those footballs in the thread title?

[KChiefs1]

Is Watson still alive after that?

[Stad]

Watson just got destroyed LMAO

[kcchiefsus]

Haha eat shit rookie

[OldSchool]

Lol, Geno planted his ass into the ground.

[Dylan]

Both teams have horrible offenses - (Know what that is like). QBs are pressured or hit. Therefore defenders are sitting on the routes...Wow, so many teams have offensive problems.

In Watson's case - some of it is inexperience or holding the ball too long. At times, he is understandably confused by the the defensive coverage and adjusting to the speed of the NFL. Unfortunately, he is running for his life.

[KChiefs1]

Wait a minute, how did this buttfucking moron put those footballs in the thread title?



Pretty cool.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Does Jordan Willis do anything? with so many chiefs fans wanting him, I assumed he wasn't garbage.

[Stad]

Can't hate on that, that was a nice run.

[Dylan]

hahaha Watson.... nice

That'll leave a mark...

[KChiefs1]

Watson would make a nice WR/RB.

[bdj23]

That was nifty

[Kman34]

Hey... I just noticed those thumbs up and down thingys... cool.. how long have we had those??

[OldSchool]

There is the 4.6 speed.

[MMXcalibur]

That's game.

[Sandy Vagina]

They saiz you caint pass too good, but boy, you gotz the wheelz!

[kcchiefsus]

Chris Collinsworth is a fucking idiot. Talked him up for this run. That won't happen often. He can't pass worth a shit. Talked up his touchdown drive last week. You mean the drive where he should have been intercepted and the refs bailed him out?

[JakeF]

He'll never have the arm strength to be successful. He's Chad Pennington with legs.Pennington can't make that run. :)

[OldSchool]

"Those QBs are the next emerging tier." You mean black QBs?

[RunKC]

Anyone else think JJ Watt isn't what he used to be anymore?

[JakeF]

Hit too high, shoulder looks dislocated

[Marcellus]

So does Marvin Lewis survive the season?

[MMXcalibur]

I like these Bengals uniforms.
They need to adopt these on a full-time basis.

[JakeF]

So does Marvin Lewis survive the season?He has survived several like it already, so I assume so.

[ILChief]

Glad we got Mahomes

[OldSchool]

"Deshaun Michael Jordan Watson" - Michael Irvin. What a dumbfuck.

[O.city]

Anyone else think JJ Watt isn't what he used to be anymore?

Back surgery for a DL never works out good.

[Dylan]

Anyone else think JJ Watt isn't what he used to be anymore?

Not sure. However, he has been abusing or destroying Fisher... Take your pick. :D

[Dylan]

Dalton has no time what so ever to do anything.

[OldSchool]

Erickson plays smart. Always working to get open and present a nice target for a scrambling QB.

[O.city]

Dalton leaves more clean pockets than anyone

[mlyonsd]

Can someone explain to me why Marvin Lewis still has a job?

[O.city]

Missouri State kid from Rogersville MO playing ILB for the Texans tonight

[notorious]

THIS GAME SUCKS.

[O.city]

Andy Dalton is bad.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Again, what is Jordan Willis supposed to be doing? He's awfully invisible for a guy Chiefs Fan wanted so badly.

[OldSchool]

Hell of a catch by Eiffert.

[Chiefs316]

This is terrible. It's like pre 2017 Smith is playing pre 2017 Smith. Yawn

[RINGLEADER]

Watson with more net yards rushing than passing.

So glad we didn't get this turd.

[Pablo]

Eifert is such a broken piece of shit.

[Chiefs316]

Watson with more net yards rushing than passing.

So glad we didn't get this turd.

Ditto. So happy with Mahomes so far.

[RINGLEADER]

The O-Line play on half the teams in the league are garbage, including both of these teams.

[Pablo]

This game is slow motion AIDS. Both these teams need to be locked on their bus and doused in diesel. Parking lot BBQ.

[KChiefs1]

Why do they put shitty games on Thursday?

[Skyy God]

Why do they put shitty games on Thursday?

NFL games weren't designed for a short week.

[RINGLEADER]

Wow Dalton is really bad.

[Buehler445]

Why do they put shitty games on Thursday?

Games on Thursday aren't inherently shitty.

Games are shitty because they are on Thursday.

[RINGLEADER]

Games on Thursday aren't inherently shitty.

Games are shitty because they are on Thursday.

It sucks because we have the @Oakland game 4 days after hosting the Steelers. You know the Pittsburgh game will be a knock-down drag-out match-up then having to travel to Oakland on a short week (after the Raiders host the Chargers) just sucks for those of us that want to see the Chiefs win by more than two scores.

[DaNewGuy]

I'm bored

[mlyonsd]

This game is like watching paint dry.

[Rain Man]

Hey, that's Joe Mixon. I remember him from the draft.

[DaNewGuy]

Aj gave up on that route lol

[KChiefs1]

Will Cincinnati score a TD this season?

[Rain Man]

If my name was Bernardrick, I think I'd go by either Bernard or Rick.

[GloryDayz]

I'm bored

Here ya go. It's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay funny..

http://www.rense.com/general79/jcpenny.htm

[DaneMcCloud]

Games on Thursday aren't inherently shitty.

Games are shitty because they are on Thursday.

The games are shitty because the league doesn't have enough good teams and Sunday night is a better showcase, not only for the better teams, but for the larger audiences (e.g., East Coast teams).

Putting Dallas on a Thursday night NFL Network Only game will never happen.

[DaneMcCloud]

If my name was Bernardrick, I think I'd go by either Bernard or Rick.

Not me.

I'd have the biggest Afro known to man and make sure that everyone knew how to pronounce my name.

[Baby Lee]

Geno Atkins is a grown man.

Don't he know Deshaun is somebody child?

[The Franchise]

Get rid of Thursday games. This shit should be reason enough to do it.

[DaNewGuy]

Pac man is so stupid LMAO

[Baby Lee]

Not me.

I'd have the biggest Afro known to man and make sure that everyone knew how to pronounce my name.

Even if your surname was Cumberbatch?

ROFL - Bernardrick Cumberbatch

[The Franchise]

Pac man is so stupid LMAO

He just saved a TD

[PutQuinnIn]

If my name was Bernardrick, I think I'd go by either Bernard or Rick.

Charcandrick=Charlie?

[DaNewGuy]

He just saved a TD

Yea I just saw the replay, my b

[Rain Man]

Charcandrick=Charlie?

Charcandrick is a great name. It's not a silly name like Bernardrick.

[kcchiefsus]

Why the hell is Cincinnati leaving Hopkins in single coverage?

[Red Dawg]

Marvin Lewis should be fired immediately. While he's on the sideline.

[KChiefs1]

A Houston FG basically wins the game.

[PutQuinnIn]

Watson is hitting some nice tight windows.

[DaneMcCloud]

Watson is hitting some nice tight windows.

Watson sucks

[Rain Man]

If you push off Pacman, you may get shot.

[kcchiefsus]

Watson is hitting some nice tight windows.

His only prayer is throwing to Hopkins. Without Hopkins he'd be absolutely lost, and he still has looked lost.

[PutQuinnIn]

Marvin Lewis should be fired immediately. While he's on the sideline.

Nah, Pagano and Lewis will probably make it through the season, amazingly.

[Rain Man]

Marvin Lewis should be fired immediately. While he's on the sideline.

Historians believe that this phrase has origins in the year 2008.

[Rain Man]

Watson does not believe in protecting the ball, does he?

[KChiefs1]

Game

[mr. tegu]

That stadium looked pretty empty in those end zone seats.

[Baby Lee]

Fuck that cockholster Colbert

[chiefzilla1501]

Even if this was a good game, I got home from work today and thought about how unenthused about watching football tonight. This Thursday night football bullshit has got to stop.

[KChiefs1]

Watson sucks


Glad the Chiefs didn't draft him.

[Dylan]

Game

LMAO

Bengals must really suck...

[mr. tegu]

Wow. That upper deck looks like a Reds baseball game in September on Tuesday night after a three hour rain delay.

[Simply Red]

**** that cockholster Colbert

yeah he's not funny.

[RINGLEADER]

Dalton points for his receiver to go deep and this throws it 10 feet out of bounds. LOL.

[Rain Man]

The fans are booing Houston for their strong defense against Cincinnati.

Or something like that.

[Rain Man]

I think Watt violated the Neil Smith rule on that play.

[PutQuinnIn]

I'd like to see McCarron, Dalton just doesn't have it.

[Discuss Thrower]

Dalton needs a change of scenery. No way he's this bad.

[PutQuinnIn]

Dalton points for his receiver to go deep and this throws it 10 feet out of bounds. LOL.

Right out of the Mark Castle playbook.

[Rain Man]

If Dalton was a pitcher, he would have walked the last eight batters.

[MMXcalibur]

The Bengals are fucking awful.

[ping2000]

That was Royals bad.

[GloryDayz]

Wow, this was a terrible game.

[RINGLEADER]

Glad the Chiefs didn't draft him.

Watson is Geno Smith without the deep ball.

[O.city]

The Bengals built it well, but they didn't capitalize. Now it's just run it's course there. Time for change.

[dirk digler]

Don't know what has happened to Dalton but he fucking sucks now

[O.city]

Why do they continue to have these Thursday night games when they continually suck

[ping2000]

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[Red Dawg]

Bengals have a ton of talent and no imagination on offense. Dull and predictable.

[dirk digler]

This should be Marvin Lewis's last year as the Bengals hc. Of course I thought that last year too.

[DaneMcCloud]

This should be Marvin Lewis's last year as the Bengals hc. Of course I thought that last year too.

I've had this same thought for about 5 years

[tk13]

Wow, this was a terrible game.

Thursday night football! Feel the excitement!

[BryanBusby]

Don't know what has happened to Dalton but he fucking sucks now
Dalton is shook, basically. He's not very mobile to start and they made the Offensive Line much worse over the off-season.

[PutQuinnIn]

JJ

[notorious]

Gat Dam

[Discuss Thrower]

Center should have aborted mission

[mr. tegu]

Dalton needs to do a better job of looking off the defender there to protect his receiver.

[tk13]

Well you don't get to see a lineman with the ball get jacked up by JJ Watt everyday.

[DaneMcCloud]

Don't know what has happened to Dalton but he fucking sucks now

Jay Gruden left after the 2013 season, Hue Jackson left after the 2015 season.

Coaching is everything.

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

It was just 2 years ago that the Bengals had a great thing going...AJ green/Sanu/Jones/Eifert and a two headed monster at running back. Plus a respectable defense.

They are in full on rebuild now.

[GloryDayz]

Oh crap, here comes the JJ Watt 20 minute NFL Network blowjob!

[BryanBusby]

It was just 2 years ago that the Bengals had a great thing going...AJ green/Sanu/Jones/Eifert and a two headed monster at running back. Plus a respectable defense.

They are in full on rebuild now.
Nah. They just need a new Offensive Line and a fresh perspective from a new coach.

[MMXcalibur]

Oh crap, here comes the JJ Watt 20 minute NFL Network blowjob!

Given his work post-Harvey, I think he deserves this one.

[RINGLEADER]

Oh crap, here comes the JJ Watt 20 minute NFL Network blowjob!

I can't wait until we play Houston.

[kcchiefsus]

I can't wait to see that bitch Watson destroyed by New England next week.

[KChiefs1]

I can't wait until we play Houston.


Just three weeks away.

[Al Bundy]

Andy Dalton is trash.

[GloryDayz]

Given his work post-Harvey, I think he deserves this one.

Well that was awesome. Let's hope they kept it to that.

[Chiefs316]

JJ looked so unspecial, just like both teams. That was terrible.

[BryanBusby]

The Bengals play in GB next week. Say hello to 0-3 LMAO

[okcchief]

How does a coach keep his job for 15 years without winning a playoff game?


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[BryanBusby]

Oh neat, a question that has been asked and answered a million times.

[-King-]

His only prayer is throwing to Hopkins. Without Hopkins he'd be absolutely lost, and he still has looked lost.

Whoa. A QB in his first ever NFL game would be lost if you took away his only reliable received. Crazy!
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[saphojunkie]

Whoa. A QB in his first ever NFL game would be lost if you took away his only reliable received. Crazy!
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Uh... Watson is going to suck. Always.

[Tribal Warfare]

Uh... Watson is going to suck. Always.

I'll give him credit that he got better as game went on. Watson went from a Cassel clone to an Alex duplicate

[Skyy God]

I hope someone posted the Texans draft room pic in this thread....

[Danguardace]

I can't wait until we play Houston.

If we dont smoke those sons of bitches I'll be sick

[rico]

I hope someone posted the Texans draft room pic in this thread....

That thing is pretty difficult to find. I tried searching for it a couple weeks ago. It appeared as if the only person who was happy with the pick was the GM...everyone else appeared bedraggled. And all the while, the commentators were schlobbing his knob.

I'll try to find that.

[rico]

Hmm... don't know why it was so difficult for me to find last time.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/8423719/HAPPYGM.jpg

[St. Patty's Fire]

Anyone else think JJ Watt isn't what he used to be anymore?

Dude's been ravaged by injuries. So, yeah, I'm with you on that.

In regards to Watson, he's a Kaepernick clone. Dangerous runner, meh passer. Not exactly franchise QB material.

[ILChief]

Dalton is shook, basically. He's not very mobile to start and they made the Offensive Line much worse over the off-season.

He's 2012 Matt Cassel at this point. It's over.

[KChiefs1]

It appeared as if the only person who was happy with the pick was the GM...everyone else appeared bedraggled. And all the while, the commentators were schlobbing his knob.


EVERY so-called "expert" thinks he is great.
I don't understand why.

[rico]

EVERY so-called "expert" thinks he is great.
I don't understand why.

I know what you mean...I don't understand it either... and he's probably a nice kid and all, but I'm really hoping he falls flat on his face.

[BryanBusby]

Why is Andey so bad???????

Good question, so let me answer that for you.

Andy Dalton is the most average QB in the NFL, literally. Sure Alex Smith is considered a lot for this, but Alex does have good mobility and short passing accuracy. Andy Dalton is average in fucking everything .

In result, he will be the product of the Offense around him. If the Offense is good than he will be good. If the Offense is bad than he will be bad.

I thought the Bengals offense is good?????
Once upon a time, yes.

In 2016 they lost Marvin Jones and Mohamed Sanu in FA. Sanu signed a ridiculous contract with the Falcons and Jones went to Detroit and that was a big loss. They responded by drafting Tyler Boyd, who hasn't met expectations. He was a healthy scratch last night because idk?

Eiffert is slowing down rapidly with the ka-trillion injuries he has had. TE depth shit now vs few years ago.

Years ago Giovanni Bernard and Jeremy Hill was a good rushing duo. Now Bernard isn't fully over an ACL tear and they already ran off all the tread on Hill. Mixon is still learning things.

Offensive Line went from good to really bad. In FA this year thwy let their best players leave, Zeitler to a division rival (all-pro RG) and their LT Whitworth to the LA Rams. They thought they would be fine because they took 2 tackles at the top of the 15 draft. They are not fine and true fans are hecka confused! That Bodine guy that JJ Watt stopped to end tge game? 100% shit. Not good when your QB is the modern Drew Bledsoe. They can't pass-block or open holes in the run game and now Dalton is getting Blaine Gabbert syndrome.

They also went from Jay Gruden to Hue Jackson to.....I don't even know who the fuck the coordinator is now. A clear downgrade.

So to recap. Brokedick Tight End, ineffective RB's, much worse WR depth chart (way to draft a mega brokedick in thw top 10), pretty good OLine to real bad and much worse Offensive coaching.

The Defense was Mike Zimmer being a fucking wizard and losing him to the Vikings was a huge blow. Burfict is a retard and gets rewarded for it. Pacman is Pacman and they gave mega mediocre CB Dre Kirkpatrick a lot of money because idk lol