Chiefs Beer Vendors

[doomy3]

Debated posting this, but thought it may help someone on here save a few bucks.

Sunday, I went to the opener with a group of 10.

First quarter, and I flagged down a guy peddling Bud Lights. My order was for six. He confidently says "Seventy-Eight Dollars." I said, "no, that is not correct."

He then pointed to his pin showing a price of $9.75/beer, as if to say, "yeah, I know. They're expensive."

I explained to him that $9.75 x 6 does not equal $78. He played dumb for a while, then pulled out his phone to see that the multiplication didn't add up.

Later, a different vendor at halftime, parked at the top of the stairs selling Bud Lights out of a bin, short
Changed me by $16, and played ignorant when I pointed it out.

Heads up, guys. I have a feeling these guys make a killing in tips by overcharging people who were more intoxicated than me.

Consider this a PSA.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

HOLY SHIT! That right there is a great reason to not drink !

[threebag]

Yeah just get good and fucked up at the tailgate.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Yeah just get good and ****ed up at the tailgate.

Yeah if you don't piss your pants before the end of the 1st quarter, you didn't pregame hard enough!

[CoMoChief]

There's not a beer on this earth that's worth $10 IMO...esp not crap light domestic beer.

[Reerun_KC]

Yeah if you don't piss your pants before the end of the 1st quarter, you didn't pregame hard enough!



And be damn sure your hammered dog shit when you drive home. It's a chiefs fan tradition!


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[Kyle DeLexus]

And be damn sure your hammered dog shit when you drive home. It's a chiefs fan tradition!


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[Iowanian]

$10 beer is one of the reasons stadiums are having trouble finding asses in their seats

[Cornstock]

Rush Limbaugh (send this thread to DC now!) was talking about this today. As you can guess, he blames more Kaepernic than the beer prices. But he commented that the price to attend a game has gotten out of hand.

And the NFL is wondering why they are having problems getting butts in seats? As game ratings and attendance begin to slide, they need to review their model. Each franchise thinks they can charge what the Cowboys charge, and demand just isn't there.

[Bugeater]

$10 beer is one of the reasons stadiums are having trouble finding asses in their seats
I'm not sure about that, I am flat out amazed at the number of people who don't appear to have any problem whatosever with paying that amount.

[Simply Red]

buy smugglers

[TribalElder]

Adding gratuity a few times LMAO

[KCrockaholic]

Shove shot bottles up your ass before you go in next time. $10 for a Bud Lite is travesty as it is.

[Simply Red]

Shove shot bottles up your ass before you go in next time. $10 for a Bud Lite is travesty as it is.

they're called smugglers

[BryanBusby]

I'd put a bottle of Jim Beam in my pants and tell security I am just very blessed because I post on CP

Cheap booze congrats on this life hack

[Simply Red]

I'd put a bottle of Jim Beam in my pants and tell security I am just very blessed because I post on CP

Cheap booze congrats on this life hack

Isn't security chill enough to pull off a few smugglers - what's protocol these days? lol

[BryanBusby]

Isn't security lenient enough to pull off a few smugglers - what's protocol these days? lol
You can probably smuggle a couple of those small shot bottles in around your dick

Some posters could probably fit a family pack of them inside the ol anus

[Titty Meat]

I'd put a bottle of Jim Beam in my pants and tell security I am just very blessed because I post on CP

Cheap booze congrats on this life hack

Better than Jack Daniels IMO

[Bugeater]

Isn't security chill enough to pull off a few smugglers - what's protocol these days? lol
I've smuggled in half pint bottles in my socks before.

[TimBone]

You can probably smuggle a couple of those small shot bottles in around your dick

Some posters could probably fit a family pack of them inside the ol anus
Pint between the legs....hugged right up against the ol' taint.

[T-post Tom]

Lemonade, Lemonade, Lemonade Woooo!

[Demonpenz]

Buy some giant ass steel toed boots and put whatever you want in there

[Bob Dole]

I've never purchased a beverage in the stadium. Just can't make myself throw money away.

[RippedmyFlesh]

$10 a beer is terrible.
At yankee stadium they were $8.50.
In 1998.

[007]

I've smuggled in half pint bottles in my socks before.

You've also had them spill in your socks.

[Rausch]

Why aren't there more classic vendors?

Schaffers? Hamms? Or more Missouri vendors?...

[redfan]

My record for smuggling beers in is 6 (Bully Pale, bottles).

In my heavy winter Chiefs coat: 2 in each sleeve, and one in each ski glove clipped to a belt loop. I did that many, many times during cold weather games.

[Eleazar]

a Bud Light isn't worth $1

[gblowfish]

Drop acid before you go in. Hope you don't have a harsh trip.

[scho63]

$10 beer is one of the reasons stadiums are having trouble finding asses in their seats

Yup!

$50-$100 parking
$150 for preseason shit tickets
$10-15 beers or drinks
$10-15 hot dogs and burgers

For a day at the stadium for a family of four you could take them to Disneyworld instead! :eek:

[bdj23]

Drop acid before you go in. Hope you don't have a harsh trip.

Man, the lady next to us on Sunday was messed up on something. Her husband had to help her into her seat because she could barely stand, then she spent the entire 1st half trying to talk my friends wife into a 3-some.

Drunk lady and her husband left at half and we never saw em again. I'm all for drinking, but people overdo it at those games.

I wonder if her husband posts here?

[saphojunkie]

I brought in multiple airport bottles last year. It's easy as can be, especially since the winter is all padding.

Or, you could fill up a water bottle with vodka, then enjoy your sprite a la mode.

[KCrockaholic]

Yup!

$50-$100 parking
$150 for preseason shit tickets
$10-15 beers or drinks
$10-15 hot dogs and burgers

For a day at the stadium for a family of four you could take them to Disneyworld instead! :eek:

This is why I appreciate what Atlanta has done. Cheaper food, reasonable prices and they'll stay that way even for the Superbowl and NCAA national championship. Beer is still expensive there, but at least they came down on the food/soda prices for families.

[notorious]

$10 for something that cost them 60 cents.

No greed to see here!

[notorious]

Double layer ziplock bags filled with your favorite whiskey.

Double bag because the liquor will eat through the bag seams and you will end the up with smelly wet pants.

[BlackOp]

I went to my first Arrowhead game, last Sunday, in years...I was amazed at the prices for everything. It took me almost until halftime to get over being pissed off about the overt price gouging. It was disgusting...the greed.

I'm not joking...they sell a large cup of spiced french fries with a cup of cheese sauce for $11. Cotton candy is $8.50.

Donovan keeps on about improving the fan "experience"...how about starting with not making everyone feel like they are getting financially anal-raped...just to eat during a game? $60 parking?

$9.50 for a $.75 bud light (store cost)...is almost a 1300% mark up.

It just felt evil....

[doomy3]

Yes, the beer is priced at an insanely high level. It's a ripoff.

The point of the thread is to alert people though that the vendors may be further ripping you off if you aren't paying attention. Maybe add a calculator watch to the zubaz outfit next time.

[gblowfish]

I rarely spend a dime once I walk into Arrowhead. I eat and drink in the parking lot. Sometimes in extremely cold weather I'll buy a hot chocolate, which is like ten bucks. But in decent weather rarely spend any money at all inside the stadium.

[Beef Supreme]

Ten dollar beer is just giving the middle finger to fans.

[BlackOp]

I rarely spend a dime once I walk into Arrowhead. I eat and drink in the parking lot. Sometimes in extremely cold weather I'll buy a hot chocolate, which is like ten bucks. But in decent weather rarely spend any money at all inside the stadium.

That's what I'm talking about...it's so bad that fans have to figure out how to skirt the pricing....sneak booze in or eat right before entering.

They've made so you HAVE to buy something ridiculously over-priced or have nothing.

The NFL needs to reel that in...or people are going to just stay home.

[Clyde Frog]

1:
-Bring gallon size Ziploc bag and duct tape to tailgate
-Fill Ziploc up with whiskey
-Tape bag to your leg
-Walk in past security
-Remove taped bag in mens room
-Buy 4 dollar coke and ask for a water cup
-Mix Ziploc whiskey with coke
-Profit

2:
-Empty plastic water bottle
-Pour vodka into water bottle
-Apply non-toxic glue to water bottle seal
-Let sit until dry
-Walk by stadium security and make the "cracking" sound when asked to open water bottle
-Buy 4 dollar Coke and water cup
-Mix Vodka into Coke
-Profit

[Bugeater]

Why aren't there more classic vendors?

Schaffers? Hamms? Or more Missouri vendors?...
I'm sure Budweiser pays them a shit ton for advertising with the agreement they don't.

[Bugeater]

I brought in multiple airport bottles last year. It's easy as can be, especially since the winter is all padding.

Or, you could fill up a water bottle with vodka, then enjoy your sprite a la mode.
A cup of Sprite is still $8 so you're not saving that much.

[otherstar]

I rarely spend a dime once I walk into Arrowhead. I eat and drink in the parking lot. Sometimes in extremely cold weather I'll buy a hot chocolate, which is like ten bucks. But in decent weather rarely spend any money at all inside the stadium.

This is what I did when I used to go to games with my Uncle in the 90's. We'd both drink beer at the back of this truck, and grill some sausage before going in and never have anything in the stadium. The only time I ever got mad at him was when I asked him to bring the flask of Hot Damn into the stadium with him during the Colts playoff game (the frigid Kicker Who Shall Not be Named Game). I got searched and he didn't. In the second half, he told me he wished he'd bought that damn bottle in with him. I was mad, but not very because he never made me pay for my ticked, etc., and we usually went to the casino afterwards.

[notorious]

1:
-Bring gallon size Ziploc bag and duct tape to tailgate
-Fill Ziploc up with whiskey
-Tape bag to your leg
-Walk in past security
-Remove taped bag in mens room
-Buy 4 dollar coke and ask for a water cup
-Mix Ziploc whiskey with coke
-Profit

2:
-Empty plastic water bottle
-Pour vodka into water bottle
-Apply non-toxic glue to water bottle seal
-Let sit until dry
-Walk by stadium security and make the "cracking" sound when asked to open water bottle
-Buy 4 dollar Coke and water cup
-Mix Vodka into Coke
-Profit

Double bag it and you have a winner!

[scho63]

1:
-Bring gallon size Ziploc bag and duct tape to tailgate
-Fill Ziploc up with whiskey
-Tape bag to your leg
-Walk in past security
-Remove taped bag in mens room
-Buy 4 dollar coke and ask for a water cup
-Mix Ziploc whiskey with coke
-Profit

2:
-Empty plastic water bottle
-Pour vodka into water bottle
-Apply non-toxic glue to water bottle seal
-Let sit until dry
-Walk by stadium security and make the "cracking" sound when asked to open water bottle
-Buy 4 dollar Coke and water cup
-Mix Vodka into Coke
-Profit

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Sprite or Ice Tea or Lemonade, never Coke!

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Pfft... the biggest rip off is the 2 bucks a pop they gig kids in the outfield for doing things at Royals games. 2 bucks to do pop a shot. 2 bucks to run the bases. 2 bucks to throw 5 pitches. ridiculous.

[Fish]

Just drink your booze in the parking lot before the game, and rely on your meth once you get into the stadium, like a normal Chiefs fan...

[88TG88]

We don't need beer, the team is actually winning now !

[Dayze]

Just drink your booze in the parking lot before the game, and rely on your meth once you get into the stadium, like a normal Chiefs fan...

LMAO

[InChiefsHeaven]

GameDay Undies...bought them from some old guy in the parking lot a few years ago, he was selling them out of a wagon. Said his son came up with the idea. Best 20.00 ever...They used to have a website, but now it's just facebook and twitter:

https://www.facebook.com/GameDay-Undies-274739552545558/

[Clyde Frog]

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Sprite or Ice Tea or Lemonade, never Coke!

Yep. Just tried vodka with Coke and its kind of ass. How about iced tea and lemonade mixed?

[Simply Red]

Only on CP will a thread about expensive stadium beer - turn into a smuggling tip thread - I love it!

[SAUTO]

Yep. Just tried vodka with Coke and its kind of ass. How about iced tea and lemonade mixed?

Vodka and sprite sucks too

[siberian khatru]

Yep. Just tried vodka with Coke and its kind of ass. How about iced tea and lemonade mixed?

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[Strongside]

1:
-Bring gallon size Ziploc bag and duct tape to tailgate
-Fill Ziploc up with whiskey
-Tape bag to your leg
-Walk in past security
-Remove taped bag in mens room
-Buy 4 dollar coke and ask for a water cup
-Mix Ziploc whiskey with coke
-Profit

2:
-Empty plastic water bottle
-Pour vodka into water bottle
-Apply non-toxic glue to water bottle seal
-Let sit until dry
-Walk by stadium security and make the "cracking" sound when asked to open water bottle
-Buy 4 dollar Coke and water cup
-Mix Vodka into Coke
-Profit

Y'all realize you walk through a METAL detector at the stadium, right?

I've carried in a plastic pint of Jack every game for over 5 seasons. Back pocket, straight up.

[PutQuinnIn]

How much is a hot dog at Arrowhead? $7 at StubHub.

[Fish]

You can buy hotdogs on Stubhub?

[gblowfish]

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I prefer a John Daily. Which is an Arnold Palmer spiked with bourbon.

[notorious]

I prefer a John Daily. Which is an Arnold Palmer spiked with bourbon.

Does it come with a line of coke and strippers?