Justin Houston missed practice - out sick - 9/21

[Dante84]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Justin Houston is sick and won&#39;t practice today for the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash">#Chiefs</a>.</p>&mdash; BJ Kissel (@ChiefsReporter) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChiefsReporter/status/910908683969863685">September 21, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[siberian khatru]

Hope his knee wasn't running a fever

[Rausch]

Hope his knee wasn't running a fever

Shut...your...fucking...mouth...

[11Chiefs]

Is the flu shot a requirement for Chiefs/NFL teams? They started poking people here at work this week... lot of sick days being used.

[Rausch]

Is the flu shot a requirement for Chiefs/NFL teams? They started poking people here at work this week... lot of sick days being used.

Shut your whore mouth and never mention this again...

[Eleazar]

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[O.city]

Get him a few bags of fluids and he'll be fine

[Hammock Parties]

Sounds like a...chronic..."illness"

[Eleazar]

Sounds like a...chronic..."illness"

douche

[eDave]

Sounds like a...chronic..."illness"

You mean weed? If so, don't be an idiot.

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO

No, but he has had some other...recurring...issues...

[KranzDictum]

This is his 2nd "sick day" this year right?

[O.city]

So are we trying to figure it's a knee issue?

[Hammock Parties]

So are we trying to figure it's a knee issue?

It's certainly fishy for a guy to be "sick" twice in a month...in September...

[O.city]

It's certainly fishy for a guy to be "sick" twice in a month...in September...

Does it appear that he's having knee issues?

[penbrook]

Does it appear that he's having knee issues?

Not at all. Houston has been worth the 100 million contract so far through 2 games

[Hammock Parties]

Does it appear that he's having knee issues?

Well, this makes me think of last year.

He comes back for the Bucs game, but only for a few plays, and then he's fine for two or three games....then he disappears into a black hole against the Titans...has to sit for three weeks...and is swallowed up by the Steelers OL, while clearly not being 100%.

So now...he barely sees the field in preseason...gets "sick" and misses the third game...comes back for the first two weeks...and suddenly...

...he's "sick" again.

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[staylor26]

JFC Clay he's missed two practices and has looked completely healthy and back to his old self.

The last time you went with that conspiracy you were proven wrong because he was clearly fine. You really going to try it again just a month or so later?

[RunKC]

JFC Clay he's missed two practices and has looked completely healthy and back to his old self.

The last time you went with that conspiracy you were proven wrong because he was clearly fine. You really going to try it again just a month or so later?

He's not a Chiefs fan. What do you expect?

[Hammock Parties]

The last time you went with that conspiracy you were proven wrong because he was clearly fine. You really going to try it again just a month or so later?

Yeah he was fine last year, too...for 2-3 games.

Sorry but considering the Chiefs and knee injury history I put on the tinfoil hat with this stuff. Sue me.

[BlackHelicopters]

Hungover?

[Eleazar]

He's not a Chiefs fan. What do you expect?

Should be perma-rompered

[Ming the Merciless]

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[Ming the Merciless]

Houston has been worth the 100 million contract so far through 2 games

i dont even know what this means or how to respond to this

[58-4ever]

GOOD. Save those joints from abuse. We talkin' about PRACTICE?!>?!

[58-4ever]

i dont even know what this means or how to respond to this

Yeah, that's such a dumb comment. People care wayyyy too much about players' salaries.

[Rausch]

Well, this makes me think of last year.

He comes back for the Bucs game, but only for a few plays, and then he's fine for two or three games....then he disappears into a black hole against the Titans...has to sit for three weeks...and is swallowed up by the Steelers OL, while clearly not being 100%.

So now...he barely sees the field in preseason...gets "sick" and misses the third game...comes back for the first two weeks...and suddenly...

...he's "sick" again.

https://i.giphy.com/media/11a8FLrVeoLnna/giphy.webp

THis sounds like a pretty confident position.

I'm not in the KC area to hear rumors anymore but...Is this the unspoken truth in KC?...

[Jerok]

Oof, wonder if the Chiefs -3 line will move

[Rausch]

As IRONIC as this is, fuck that's sad...

[gblowfish]

I'm not feelin too good, myself...

[Simply Red]

we'll be fine.

[staylor26]

Do you idiots not realize that if it were in fact his knee and it was a real issue, we would look REALLY bad for lying about it and hiding it.

If they say he's sick, he's probably fucking sick. Give it a rest.

[Simply Red]

it's all strategy, bro.

[O.city]

He practiced yesterday

[O.city]

Do you idiots not realize that if it were in fact his knee and it was a real issue, we would look REALLY bad for lying about it and hiding it.

If they say he's sick, he's probably ****ing sick. Give it a rest.

I think you get fined for that, no?

[staylor26]

I think you get fined for that, no?

I believe so, but I wasn't sure, so I didn't say that.

[Hammock Parties]

Do you idiots not realize that if it were in fact his knee and it was a real issue, we would look REALLY bad for lying about it and hiding it.


The Chiefs have never been secretive about the true status of a player's health before! No siree!

[ChiefGator]

It may well be the flu shot.. several people at my job got sick from it this year as well.

[RunKC]

Do you idiots not realize that if it were in fact his knee and it was a real issue, we would look REALLY bad for lying about it and hiding it.

If they say he's sick, he's probably ****ing sick. Give it a rest.

Seattle got fined and lost a draft pick for lying about this.

[Ming the Merciless]

I believe so, but I wasn't sure, so I didn't say that.

i kind of think so too, but I believe it depends on the exact wording of the statement they released

edit: or for example if they knew about it wednesday morning and didnt say anything with the injury report

[Rausch]

Do you idiots not realize that if it were in fact his knee and it was a real issue, we would look REALLY bad for lying about it and hiding it.

If they say he's sick, he's probably ****ing sick. Give it a rest.

Until any proof is given that is convincing Justin Houston is the living avatar of God on earth to me.

I lived through the bizarre arrest of William Bartee and his....encounter with our local PD.

And all kissed and made better. Eventually.

Eric Warfield had his issues and made them public. God bless him.

LJ had his issues and they made TMZ.

Fuck that guy.

On this one I ask proof. Places, events, or arrests.

[MTG#10]

DOOMED

[Simply Red]

It's all strategy, bros.

[TLO]

Cream pie

[TimBone]

Until any proof is given that is convincing Justin Houston is the living avatar of God on earth to me.

I lived through the bizarre arrest of William Bartee and his....encounter with our local PD.

And all kissed and made better. Eventually.

Eric Warfield had his issues and made them public. God bless him.

LJ had his issues and they made TMZ.

Fuck that guy.

On this one I ask proof. Places, events, or arrests.
I'm so confused by this post.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm telling you guys...that knee's nose has been running since last year.

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/nfl/kansas-city-chiefs/article121203898.html

DECEMBER 15, 2016 6:39 PM

Linebacker Justin Houston didn’t practice with the Chiefs on Thursday because of a knee injury. He was a limited participant on Wednesday because of an illness.

[Simply Red]

Cream pie

It's all strategy, bro.

[Rausch]

I'm so confused by this post.

If there is nothing there is nothing.

We've had shitbags in the the past but there is no reason to believe anyone is limp-dicking it or faking it now.

[jimidollar]

Oh no! He missed practice. Hope he can figure out how to sack the QB on Sunday.

[Rausch]

Oh no! He missed practice. Hope he can figure out how to sack the QB on Sunday.

So he doesn't have ebola?

[Rain Man]

This happened to Mike Catapano and we never saw him again. I hope Justin can come back.

[Rausch]

This happened to Mike Catapano and we never saw him again. I hope Justin can come back.

The public opinion has turned.

It's doubtful now...

[JakeF]

He can't be hurt, it's not the playoffs yet.

[Hammock Parties]

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[SAUTO]

It's certainly fishy for a guy to be "sick" twice in a month...in September...

Ive been sick twice this month already.

[RealSNR]

Justin Houston plays the way he does after a full offseason of conditioning.

Illness is reported that made him a limited participant in practice.

"OH MY GOD IT'S TEH CATAPANO AIDZ!!!!!!!!111"

Yeah, he's probably out for the season.

Buttfucking idiocy.

[Kman34]

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[JimNasium]

This happened to Mike Catapano and we never saw him again. I hope Justin can come back.

My dad sent the family dog to live on a 'farm' once when I was five. I hope Justin doesn't go there to visit because I never saw that dog again.

[Baby Lee]

I'm not feelin too good, myself...

Well I hope no one comes along and takes your place, with a different name and a different face

[Kiimo]

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[Sandy Vagina]

He can't be hurt, it's not the playoffs yet.

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You guys be trippin'. Dude probably has a little sniffle.. as in veteran day off luxury. Insert many nothing to see here gifs in yo anus. :p

[Simply Red]

it's all strategy, bro.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

:o)us

[Simply Red]

I bet he was up late pounding white vagina last night.

[Simply Red]

that and it's all strategy, bros.

[Hoover]

He's out sick again today, according to Paylor.
I hope he learned his lesson and stays away from that white vagina

[JoeyChuckles]

Relax. The NFL gives 10 sick days a year just like the rest of us get. He's still got 8 or 9 left to use by the end of December.

[chief4life]

Welp.. that didn't last long he is already back at practice today :thumb:

Matt Derrick‏ @mattderrick

#Chiefs LB Justin Houston back at practice after illness yesterday.

[LoneWolf]

Welp.. that didn't last long he is already back at practice today :thumb:

Matt Derrick‏ @mattderrick

#Chiefs LB Justin Houston back at practice after illness yesterday.

This is all subterfuge to mess with the Chargers. Houston's knee is still injured and I expect him to miss the rest of the season-Claynus

[Halfcan]

I bet he was up late pounding white vagina last night.

Who wasn't?

[Hammock Parties]

Welp.. that didn't last long he is already back at practice today :thumb:

Matt Derrick‏ @mattderrick

#Chiefs LB Justin Houston back at practice after illness yesterday.

Needed a day for the swelling to go down...

[Iowanian]

This time of year it's pretty easy to assume he's sick.

Fall allergies are terrible this year and I know several people who are pretty sick with those, not to mention the germs passed around by school kids already.

Good news, he has time to get well and his strength back for sunday.

[staylor26]

Needed a day for the swelling to go down...

:facepalm:

Proven wrong. Again.

[Hammock Parties]

:facepalm:

Proven wrong. Again.

I didn't say he had reinjured the knee or that he was going to miss this weekend's game. I didn't say ANYTHING.

All I presented was evidence that something might not be completely right.

Keep your eyes out for another "illness."

[Dartgod]

Clay doing his best Kevin Keitzman impression.

[oldman]

Who wasn't?

ROFLROFL Well played, sir, well played.

[saphojunkie]

Just stop it with this knee bullshit.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Been awhile since Philip Rivers saw Justin Houston... my money would say Houston has a BIG day. Multi-sack game.

[RunKC]

Been awhile since Philip Rivers saw Justin Houston... my money would say Houston has a BIG day. Multi-sack game.

Matt Slauson and Kenny Wiggins are in for a rude awakening when they go against Chris Jones.

[penbrook]

Ragland is playing!!

[TLO]

Sounds like he's feeling better.

He'll be fine

[Kiimo]

Clay doing his best Kevin Keitzman impression.

Has anyone seen them both in the same room?