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gblowfish
09-27-2017, 09:07 AM
A Russian 'Cannibal Couple' May Have Eaten up to 30 People, Investigators Say

Link: http://time.com/4958639/russia-cannibalist-couple-krasnador/

Sept 26, 2017

Police in southwestern Russia have arrested a couple accused of sedating, skinning alive and eating parts of as many as 30 people, while preserving their remains in saline. The Washington Post reports that the pair may have also tried to slip "canned human meat" into the food they prepared at their workplace — a military academy in the city of Krasnador, about five hours away from Sochi.

The investigation was reportedly triggered on Sept. 11 after road work crews discovered a stray cell phone and looked at its photo gallery. Images of a man "with different parts of a dismembered human body in his mouth" sent them straight to the authorities, the Post said citing a statement from Russia's Ministry of Internal Affairs.

Natalia Baksheeva and her husband, 35-year-old Dmitry Baksheev, are now under arrest, with Baksheev currently facing one charge of murder as the investigation continues. Citing local media, the BBC reports that they admitted to having killed as many as 30 people. If confirmed, the couple would become one of Russia's worst serial killers on record, reports the Post.

Police say the pair could be responsible for dozens of deaths or disappearances spanning almost two decades, according to the Post. A police search of their home reportedly turned up one photograph dated Dec. 28, 1999, depicting a human head on a plate with fruits. Investigators said that they also found "food fragments and frozen meat pieces of unknown origin" in the kitchen, as well as jars containing human parts in saline solution, the BBC reports.

St. Patty's Fire
09-27-2017, 09:11 AM
Man, if you're killing and eating people, you should probably be a little more careful with your cell phone that has pictures of you being a cannibal.

MIAdragon
09-27-2017, 09:13 AM
Maybe their victims were assholes.

Why Not?
09-27-2017, 09:13 AM
That chick is probably crazy in the sack. Would.

MIAdragon
09-27-2017, 09:14 AM
That chick is probably crazy in the sack. Would.

Not worth ending up in a jar.

Why Not?
09-27-2017, 09:15 AM
Not worth ending up in a jar.

Just immediately drench yourself in Dave's Total Insanity sauce. "Eat away, bitch"

ptlyon
09-27-2017, 09:16 AM
CLINTON CONSPIRACY!

BigCatDaddy
09-27-2017, 09:17 AM
Thanks Trump!

PunkinDrublic
09-27-2017, 09:18 AM
Well if there's any silver lining to this story it's that one of the victims probably had AIDS.

TLO
09-27-2017, 09:22 AM
Reports are the Black Widdow of Sochi is behind this!

Edit: great thread
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=280860

Rain Man
09-27-2017, 09:24 AM
"Well, what do you think?"

"It tastes like Turkey."

"Really? It's actually Azerbaijan."

Dayze
09-27-2017, 09:29 AM
Maybe their victims were assholes.

those are considered a delicacy.

frozenchief
09-27-2017, 09:47 AM
When he was late for dinner, she gave him the cold shoulder.

notorious
09-27-2017, 09:47 AM
Clever title.

BlackHelicopters
09-27-2017, 09:49 AM
They sound tough. Bring them in for a look?

ModSocks
09-27-2017, 09:51 AM
Hrmmm.....they must be associated with Hillary Clinton and her secret cult of kiddie-diddling cannibals.

loochy
09-27-2017, 10:00 AM
Hrmmm.....they must be associated with Hillary Clinton and her secret cult of kiddie-diddling cannibals.

Pizza!

Dartgod
09-27-2017, 10:04 AM
That chick is probably crazy in the sack. Would.

No.

But if you must, decline her offer for a head job. It's not what you think it is.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/26/09/44B4613C00000578-4920416-image-a-2_1506414280287.jpg

Rain Man
09-27-2017, 10:17 AM
Man, if you're killing and eating people, you should probably be a little more careful with your cell phone that has pictures of you being a cannibal.

I'm really curious how that happened. You really shouldn't let your cannibal phone out of your sight.

Also, what would it feel like for the road crew? You find a phone, you're hoping to find naked pictures of a naked blonde Slavic beauty on it, and instead you get photos of a guy with a bloody elbow in his mouth. And of course you're in the middle of nowhere on the side of the road when you see it. That'll make you lock your car doors.

Red Beans
09-27-2017, 10:23 AM
those are considered a delicacy.

I hear that when deep-fried they are similar to calamari.

gold_and_red
09-27-2017, 10:27 AM
Oh those Russians!

threebag
09-27-2017, 11:22 AM
those are considered a delicacy.

Mix in some lips and make hot dogs

ptlyon
09-27-2017, 11:34 AM
They sound tough. Bring them in for a look?

Bet he's no Daniel Sorenson

MahiMike
09-27-2017, 11:49 AM
Anyone remember 80s cult movie "eating raul"?

Dartgod
09-27-2017, 11:53 AM
Anyone remember 80s cult movie "eating raul"?

That wasn't a porn movie?

Simply Red
09-27-2017, 12:10 PM
Anyone remember 80s cult movie "eating raul"?

I do!

gblowfish
09-27-2017, 12:17 PM
Hey, if you were forced to eat this crap every week, you'd want a little mystery meat too!

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/84450/ukrainian-red-borscht-soup/

Dayze
09-27-2017, 12:19 PM
The New EPSN doc

"ESPN 30 for 30:...30 for 30"

tooge
09-27-2017, 12:29 PM
Butt eating morons

Hydrae
09-27-2017, 12:39 PM
Anyone remember 80s cult movie "eating raul"?

It was amazingly bad and I enjoyed it thoroughly!

Why Not?
09-27-2017, 12:49 PM
The New EPSN doc

"ESPN 30 for 30:...30 for 30"

Hahahah. Nice job. Or, dare I say.....well done.

trndobrd
09-27-2017, 02:01 PM
Can we move this to the right thread?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=293415&highlight=dinner

Otter
09-27-2017, 02:03 PM
Move over Florida

Hoopsdoc
09-27-2017, 03:45 PM
Maybe their victims were assholes.

Maybe their assholes were victims.

PunkinDrublic
09-27-2017, 06:59 PM
Russian, what's your hurry? Am I right?

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-27-2017, 07:23 PM
I could see trying to save on groceries. People can be had for free. Just make a friend and invite them over for dinner.