ChiefsPlanet Lexicon: A Terminology Guide , Dictionary and Glossary of Terms

[Ming the Merciless]

This is a guide to all of the terminology used here at ChiefsPlanet.Com , as navigating your way around the jargon can be difficult and confusing at times.

If you wish to submit a term / phrase / entry into the glossary, simply post your suggestion into this thread.


Here is the Lexicon, in alphabetical order (open the spoiler to see it, you dumb ass).



The Lexicon
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ChiefsPlanet


AIDS: Something terrible that you wish to inflict upon someone else because of a minor disagreement over something football related or due to an argument over the internet. Can also be weaponized ("I will cut your arm off with an AIDSaw") or found in nature and just affect your enemy randomly ("I hope you crash into a burning AIDS tree") or occur in any number of man made or natural fashions ("here , eat this AIDS sammwich i made for you, genious").Its use is Limited only by imagination.... Mainly used to display minor and subtle unhappiness with someone over nuanced arguments.

Alexian: 1) Pertaining to or related to Alex Smith or 2) a disciple and worshiper of same

Alexsexual: Someone sexually attracted to Alex Smith and/or someone with FatHead posters of Alex Smith in their room that have glowing spatter on them when lit up with a UV light. Obviously following around a mediocre player for years and making thousands of posts defending his honor much like a teenage girl defends Justin Bieber is normal and not in any way creepy for an adult male to do.
Antifreeze: A lethal and almost undetectable poison that you offer, in a large mug, to a person that has a differing point of view than yourself.


Argue Something to a Dead Horse: The DC scholars have used AI and other cryptographic methods to try and decipher what BEP meant in this post here: (click here) (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=15454685&postcount=1610) , but have only been able to narrow it down to two possibilities: 1) trying to debate an actual dead animal or 2) trying to explain something simple to BEP . Which one is it? Most likely AI won;t be advanced enough for many years to figure this mystery out.


Asking For A Friend: When someone needs to urgently know a piece of information for someone they know in real life, they do not consult an expert..they consult Chiefsplanet. WHy ask a lawyer a legal question or a doctor a medical question when you can ask hundreds of the brightest minds on the internet? Note: this cannot be used UNLESS you really are asking for a friend. Never lie about this and ask a question for yourself. That isn't right.

BAWAN: (must be in all caps!). Means "Meat Circle" in Mandarin. It is the polite and respectful way to refer to the sphincter muscle more commonly known as a butthole. The origin of this term's use on ChiefsPlanet appears to have come from one of the Mods abusing the meat circle of a highly respected and intelligent poster. History of this tragic incident can be found here: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=310842

Because Chiefs: The main and scientifically proven reason for anything negative that happens to anyone on the Chiefs, the Chiefs themselves as a team or anything related to the Chiefs in general.

Belcher: Can be used as a verb or noun. It describes the cowardly act of killing someone else before you commit suicide. This act is reserved only for the absolutely cowardly and is committed only at the lowest point of a franchise..Like after going 4-12 or less a few seasons in a row.

Bigfoot: A big name player that the Chiefs acquire who everyone has heard their name, but no one has ever seen actually make a play of the football field.

Butt****ing Moron: The average poster around here...Someone who makes posts on ChiefsPlanet.Com , or just a typical member here.

Bring Him In For a Look: An ironic statement made by only the most knowledgeable genious members of Chiefsplanet that actually means the opposite of what it appears. In reality, if this is said about a player it means the person uttering this phrase wants nothing to do with this player and thinks their addition to our team would be short sighted or that they are probably a broke dick.

Brazilian Midget: A tiny place kicker with brown skin. This term started with Cairos Santos , who was actually from Brazil but in a post-Santos world will probably be applied to any place kicker is less than 6 feet tall and from any Central or South American land, or any short-ish place kicker with brown skin.

Broke Apart in Midair: I am pretty dure this term originated from one of the most intelligent posters on this board. It is a completely scientific description that conveys a sense of tragedy and gives you a visual reference to something or someone having a disastrous end. "That post broke apart in mid-air"

Broke Dick: Any veteran free agent (FA) signed by 1) Faders or Cheating Donks. Especially if is one of our often injured running backs or 2) Any FA signed by the Chiefs if you are trying to make an argument against signing that particular FA.

Brokie: A prefix or suffix added to a chiefs player's name under 2 conditions: 1) It (or even part of it) can be made to sound like or rhyme with part of their name...and 2) they are "injury prone". Good examples are: Tony Brokeaki , Brokie Croyle.

Butt****ing Moron: A special pet name for a friend you have made on Chiefsplanet that has made an especially interesting or valid post. If you get called this, it means you are beloved and respected. This term I believe was made popular by Dane, who is known as being very kind and friendly to new members and those who make mistakes in their posts and need some help.

Casselian: Related to, resembling, or comparable to one of the greatest Chiefs of all time: Matthew Brennan Cassel.

C J Spillered: To be fired from your job, only to be given another chance- then fired again, then somehow get your job back, but then get fired again before you even get started.

Clay / Claynus: The Most prolific poster in ChiefsPlanet history. No one knows whether or not he loves or hates the Chiefs. No one can say for certain whether or not he is a virgin. In fact no one really knows whether he has ever been outside. His perspective and football understanding is based purely on reason / logic and in no way is biased by hatred for certain players or regimes. Also known for making videos, memes and gifs of important historic events in our history. Hall of Fame member, no question.

College Nobodies: Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC

outstanding citizen: A weak, non macho member who is so completely passive that they allow their women to be used sexually by stronger members. They claim they do this because they wish to make their women happy , knowing that other stronger members can pleasure their women better than they can. But in reality they are just fearful and scared and haven't learned to be real men yet.

Damn It, Carl: Something to be exclaimed after a "Reach" or "Wasted Pick" or after we draft a "College Nobody". This phrase came into existence during the Carl Peterson era and is now used in general almost any time the KC Chiefs make any draft pick whatsoever.

D.C.: A bizarre subforum of Chiefsplanet where you would only dare to go if the typical Butt****ing Morans , Geniouses, Homers, Truefans, Retarts and other denizens that inhabit this shit hole are actually not obnoxious , insulting and sociopathic enough to suit your needs. Oh and they also discuss politics, religion, race and philosophy between hurling insults.

Designed sack: A bullshit excuse presented for a quarterback who takes a sack instead of doing something intelligent with the football. Invented by Alexsexuals during the great Alexsexual Migration of 2013

Dolphin Rape Cave: A term used to describe a dangerous place where it is almost assured that no one could escape without being brutalized by a large group of males. Mostly this is used to refer to "One Arrowhead Drive" or "Arrowhead Stadium". see: https://youtu.be/vfPZu5RbKM0 for details of the dangers of dolphin rape caves

Donk: Something or someone related to the Denver Broncos.

**** Donk Forever: (See Donk) A casual greeting or exclamation made to a Donks Fan. Also can be used upon seeing, hearing or reading something about, by or related to a donk. A general statement of friendship and camaraderie towards Donks and their fans.

Drafturbator: The most well versed of all fans. Has studied the draft value charts and memorized all of the different scenarios involving draft order, trades and is also familiar with every single college football team's offense and defense and personnel. This person's opinion regarding college football players and all things NFL Draft related is highly sought after and respected throughout the land.

Drink Antifreeze:(See Antifreeze) Something you tell someone to do when you have run out of scientific facts or evidence to prove your case and they simply refuse to listen to your crystal clear logic.

Dumbass: High praise from a fellow chiefsplanet member. One of the most honored members & one of the elder Drafturbators of ChiefsPlanet (Milkman) has been known to lavish this compliment on those newer members who seem promising or even upon long term members when they make yet another post that he approves of.

Escalades: (see Kados)

Executive of The Decade: An award received by only the greatest of NFL executives. Scott Pioli won this honor before being hired on to fix the Chiefs. Clearly this award was illustrative of all of the future success Mr. Pioli would have with the Chiefs.

Faders: (The Fade, The Faid, Faiders) A name bestowed upon our friendly rivals, the Oakland Raiders. I believe it means "a really good football team that isn't filled with a bunch of losers and criminals" in Hungarian.

Fatlock: (See Shitlock)

Fisty McTat: A mysterious mustached gentleman who shows up for big moments during the course of our history. He is often captured in images..lurking around ...up to something but I am not sure if anyone knows why or what his purpose is. Some say he is a relative of Pestilence as there is a resemblance. Others say SofaKing created him using some type of DNA or cloning technology with genetic material stolen from Pestilence. For discussion and history of Fisty McTat , see here: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=258141

Fix the Defense: A statement by Homers and Truefans uttered towards the end of a mediocre season in which there was a degree of regular season success and winning, but got an early exit from the playoffs. This statement alleviates responsibility from the QB while simultaneously showing support for the offense as a whole as well as the 'game manager' style of football. Homers believe that an average offense is all that is needed if we have an elite defense, so it is always the defenses fault because they did not hold the opposing team to 3 or less points.


Genious: Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL. Most of the posters on CP are , in fact, geniouses.

Get Lucky: A) What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. B) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.

Hidden touchdown: Assigning merit for a running back or wide receiver's touchdown to a quarterback who did not produce the touchdown but obviously did something that led to the touchdown. Used mainly for quarterbacks who don't throw a lot of touchdowns.

High Profile College Prospects: Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC

Homer : A complimentary term for those Chief Fans (True Fans) who manage to always find the positives in every situation...Those gifted individuals who predict wins despite overwhelming odds or who manage to "love" every draft pick we make despite never have watched a single game of college football that season...these geniouses also manage to know that any player we cut, trade or release would not have been a good fit on our team or had any measure of success as a chief any longer.

Injury Prone: Any player who has been injured at least once or twice in their entire career. (Eric Fisher is injury prone.)

JAG: Some know this as "Just Another Guy" but this mainly refers to most KC Chiefs Players we are considering drafting / acquiring or any KC Chief Player not wearing a superbowl ring.

KaDo's: (Kados,Kadoos, Escalades etc) An award bestowed on a poster who makes a solid contribution or just a general compliment paid to someone for doing something nice. Possibly comes for the words 'Kudos' and 'Accolades' but this is debated amongst Chiefplanet scholars..and is possibly just a different language altogether. See http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=305347&highlight=kados

Kick the Tires: An expression used by geniouses who have the increbile idea to bring EVERY SINGLE player that gets cut, waived, or has played a single down in the NFL or even looked strong stocking shelves at home depot in for a look and a tryout with the Chiefs. No one has ever thought of that before.

Kill Yourself: A commonly used phrase to gently tell someone that their opinion is probably not accurate. Made popular by CP scholar Hamas Jenkins possibly during the Cassel era.

Leaving Forever Thread: Many times in the career of a chiefsplanet poster, it becomes necessary to leave Chiefsplanet for a short time, such as a few hours or possibly up to a month. This could be due to a failing marriage from spending too much time with the Drafturbators discussing fixing the defense, or possibly from a financial disaster related to losing your job because you were posting 40 times a day. There is a small chance that the sabbatical might be needed because of immense butthurt caused by some other member in your vaginal region. In all cases, when a short break will be taken, it is customary to write a "Leaving Forever" thread to let others know you are fine and not at all butthurt and will be coming back very soon. Not doing this is considered rude by most.

Lil' Chiefy: (see Homer, TrueFan) A Homer / TrueFan of such a pristine, innocent & pure nature that they are bestowed with a special title to recognize the child-like and magical vision they have regarding our beloved football team.

Looser: The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.

Lost it's Burst: can be used to describe any event , person, post or hell even the entire message board when you have some boredom or there isnt a whole bunch of excitement for a period of at least 30 seconds.

Mahomo: Someone who can prove statistically , using only logic, that Pat Mahomes II will be a Superbowl MVP, the greatest QB who ever lived and a future Hall Of Famer.

Meat Circle: (See BAWAN for complete details) The polite term for referring to the part of your turd cutter where the poop exits.

Meatpeeker: A courtesy title awarded to the guy who exhibits the completely normal behavior of attempting to look at another man's penis while at a urinal. This could be for the completely innocent purpose of seeing how large he is compared to your small penis or perhaps some sort of sexual attraction.

Mic'd Up / Mic Up: See vocaroo.

Midnight Vulture: Some moran stole a laptop, then made a series of posts bragging about being a douche, stealing laptops and generally showing everyone how awesome he was. His name was Midnight Vulture. The thread lives on in infamy here: http://work.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?page=155&t=165020 and I suppose the term can be used as a verb now ..."Aww shit....my samsung tablet got midnight vultured..."

Mind Bottling: A compliment used to describe a True Fan's, or a Genious' amazing revelation that no one in the world thought of before. If someone said this to you, it probably means your idea/thought/suggestion was the best they have ever heard.

Moran: Something nice that you say to someone you care about when you wish to express that they had a clever or interesting idea. Comes from the word moron but the second "o" is replaced by an "a" to make it clear you genuinely respect them. See also genious, homer, retart, butt****ing moron etc

Mule Tool: A donk fan who , for very valid reasons couldn't post anything here at CP until after the game and suddenly finds all kinds of free time to make helpful and informative posts.

MVP: When referring to the Chiefs' MVP, it is usually the punter. Currently our MVP is Dustin Colquitt , known for his ability to punish the opponent and reward our own 3rd down inefficiency by delivering devastating punts inside the 20 yard line. It is helpful to have an MVP punter when you run a Casselian offense or have a game manager as a QB.

NFL Caliber Talent: Something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.

NTTAWWT: An expression that while literally means "Not that there's anything wrong with that" , in practice it pretty much means EVERYTHING is wrong with that. It is intended to point out, underscore and humiliate someone's weird or freakish and definitely abnormal behavior. From a Seinfeld episode (The Outing).

Overreaction Planet: An ironic name given to the rock solid and stable members of Chiefsplanet.Com who actually do not overreact or post knee-jerk hyperbolic responses to any and every signing, player cut/release, change in staff, win, loss, tie, injury or any other tidbit of news. It is meant to show that in general most people who comment on internet message boards are reasonable and consistent.

Patsification: (The patriots way, wtc..) The glorious "Excecutive of the Decade" decided to try and bring a little bit of the Tom Brady mojo over to the Cheifs and lift them out of the gutter. Of course who was the QB that This genious decided to bring over from the Pats? Matthew Brennan Cassel. Patsification is /was the act of trying to become more like a winning franchise and do everything they would do to succeed. Bringing Cassel over was definitely the most important component of the master plan.

PIIHB: Put it in her Butt....This phrase signifies what the average Butt****ing Moran around here would do to any female as long as she had a pulse and was at least a 2 / 10 in terms of looks.

Pissed Away: Any draft pick traded by KC

Print 'Em: An absolute 100% iron clad GUARANTEE that something will occur. Comes from the printing playoff tickets as soon as we KNOW we will be in the playoffs for sure. This is never to be used unless you are absolutely totally positive that whatever it is you are claiming or whatever your prediction is will come true. There are harsh consequences for being wrong after uttering this powerful covenant.

The Profile: A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.

Prolific Success: KC going over .500 with Gunther and Stooges or Marty. Also can be used to denote winning a bunch of regular season games with any coach, yet please note that failing to succeed in the playoffs does not nullify prolific success.

Q: A one letter insult that you post into someone's thread if they ever caused you any degree of butthurt AND this new thread has ANY similarity to any thread that has ever existed previously, even if it is decades old or just a vague similarity.

QB Bust: Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.

Reach: (See Wasted pick)

Reviewed the Game Tape: When one of the genious posters spends 5 seconds pressing replay on their DVR of a play from the wrong angle and manages to have a unique and enlightened take on this...that is much more accurate than the broadcast announcers or even the coaches and other players , this is referred to as 'reviewing the game tape'.

RRPP: Run, Run , Pass, Punt. An extremely boring series of play calls that became popular during the Herm Era. The most perfect example of RRPP would be if the P was also well behind the 1st down marker, say a 5 yard pass on 3rd and 9.

ReposQ: see Q

Retart: The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly used word 'Retard'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.

Romper'd: When a member's contributions are deemed so highly valuable..so utterly priceless that they must be protected and saved for all time...not to be lost in the cacophony of the Lounge....the user is placed on the golden pedestal commonly known as "the romper room." From this high perch, the Romper'd user is free to espouse his philosophy without fear that it would be mistook for the normal banter of typical Truefans or Morans.

Setting up the punter: A positive spin on a game manager's inability to convert on third down.

Shitlock: (Fatlock) A friendly nickname given to the erudite gentleman who writes brilliant sports related prose. Also known as Jason Whitlock.

Short-sighted: When KC signs a veteran FA.

Show them the ropes: This is what broke dick veterans are supposed to do for younger players when the Chiefs keep them around way too long. Its an excuse used mainly by homers and retarts to justify signing extensions for and keeping veteran players around for much longer than is beneficial to the team.

Stay Down Bitch: A helpful statement of encouragement made to players of opposing teams like our friends the Donks and Faders when one of their Broke Dicks is pretending to be hurt.

Steel Men Are Coming: An ominous warning, at 1st given by invading Pittsburgh Steeler fans heralding the "doom" of our beloved chiefs days before we faced each other in battle. When someone says this, it means a dangerous foe is headed into Arrowhead Stadium..possibly the Steelers...and we as fans should be concerned and frightened. See www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=68629 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=68629) for history.

Take Head: (Took Head - Past tense) The generous act of allowing an older or possibly ugly female (perhaps other genders or mixed genders as well) to place their mouth on your penis and move it around. Taking Head is a generous and thoughtful act, often occurring in parking lots of local businesses that we support such as: Chilis, Applebees, Wal-Mart etc. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/bb/showthread.php?t=287667

TL;DR: (TLDNR) Geniouses write this simple abbreviation on posts of medium length when they do not understand what is written and can't follow the simple logic within. Or if they have no retort or response to a valid argument, this will be used to completely bypass the discussion altogether. Literally it translates as "Too Long , Didn't Read" , however as geniouses have been known to read and write lengthy essays on taking head, gay days, and other complicated topics we all know that this is a lie.

To The Ship!!!: A phrase used to signify how "awesome" a signing, draft pick, or other move made by the Chiefs is. Usually uttered by someone who just the very day before was talking shit on the Chiefs organization and most of its players. It signifies a real change of heart in the person who yells this statement. A genuine battle cry showing support for some action taken by the Chiefs, this phrase is not to be used ironically or sarcastically or it will confuse Homers and Truefans.

Too Fat: This is a judgment that CP members make upon even beautiful women because as everyone knows CP members are extremely picky..we are all 6'2" and fit and would never have sex with anyone less than a 10. Therefore all but supermodels and the hottest women on the planet are probably "too fat" / unacceptable for the average member here.

Trint: A cute moniker for the beloved Trent Green ("Tr INT")

True Fan: Sometimes shortened to 'Truefan' , this is an affectionate term for someone who has proven themselves a 'Homer' and can take any negative situation then turn it around into a positive. The only real, genuine fan because people who say negative things about anything related to the Chiefs cannot be true fans.

Vocaroo: ( www.vocaroo.com (http://www.vocaroo.com) ) You can request that someone make an audio recording of a particularly excellent post. Or you can make one yourself of a post that you admire. Note: this is not to be used in a creepy or sarcastic fashion. This is for true adulation only.

Wasted Pick: Any draft pick used by KC to select a player

Well , Bye: A typical farewell statement made to someone when you REALLY care that they are leaving and are hopeful their return is expedited.

Wrapper Gate: At the beginning of his tenure, Scott Pioli placed a candy wrapper in a back hallway / stairwell at Arrowhead. He waited and observed how long it took Chiefs staff to notice and deal with this horrible eyesore / blight. After over a week of walking by and being disturbed by this awful cancerous litter....he collected the specimen into a container (an envelope) for later evidence. During a meeting at a later date, he produced the container and revealed the specimen for all to see. He had now proven that the Chiefs attention to detail was lacking and furthermore HE was the Executive of the Decade [TM] who was here to bring a dynasty to our glorious organization. No one thought this was creepy at all.

Winning the Lottery: What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'

You Seem Nice: The Highest compliment that can be paid to another member. Not surprisingly, this compliment originated from the nicest member of all time: SimplyRed. Can also be used ironically, so it can be difficult to tell what was truly meant.....unless of course you are a genious.

Your and idiot: A very polite and proper way of telling someone you have a minor disagreement with their viewpoint. This is the correct grammatical method for this phrase. All other versions are wrong.

**if there are any errors please send a bunch of PM's to Dane McCloud or Bob Dole , thank you **

source material:


Here are some older original threads that these came from:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=207343&highlight=lexicon

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=168904&highlight=lexicon

please feel free to mention other source material, I am trying to gather everything into a single thread and keep it up to date







** Original Credit for the Lexicon I believe belongs to KCTitus, who created the Lexicon (in 2006) in a thread by the departed member "Logical" who was before my time, but all respect goes out to and RIP my brother **

*** I will be handing out some casino cash and rep to people who make good entries. So let's make this list amazing *** Try to upvote good ones please!! ***

[19now11]

claynuss/ a butt fucking faggot who hates the chiefs and wants them to lose so he can be right about geno being better than alex. am i doing it right?

[Buehler445]

Iowanian made a similar thread years ago. You should find it and amend it.

[Ming the Merciless]

Iowanian made a similar thread years ago. You should find it and amend it.

I searched dictionary and also glossary and couldnt find anything...

Linkme?

[Ming the Merciless]

claynuss/ a butt ****ing pillowbitergot who hates the chiefs and wants them to lose so he can be right about geno being better than alex. am i doing it right?

yes, keep the ideas flowing you buttfucking moron!

[Halfcan]

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[vailpass]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=168904&highlight=lexicon

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=207343&highlight=lexicon

[Ming the Merciless]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=168904&highlight=lexicon

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=207343&highlight=lexicon

thank you kind sir!

I shall do my best to resurrect these Tomes of Lore

[Halfcan]

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[vailpass]

thank you kind sir!

I shall do my best to resurrect these Tomes of Lore

The list in those links definitely needs updates. Perhaps there is a more current list that someone with better search skills than I could locate for you.

[Hammock Parties]

WTF is going on? - an exclamatory remark coined during the Vermeil era. Used to express shock/disgust over exciting football events.

RRPP - Run, run, pass, punt. An abbreviation indicating extremely mundane offensive philosophy used during the Herm Edwards era.

Kill Yourself - a tongue in cheek urging for a member to commit suicide after posting something stupid or unnecessary. Coined by 'Hamas' Jenkins.

[Hammock Parties]

ChiefsPlanet Lexicon

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery- What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'Retard'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.

[ILChief]

Q = repost

[Halfcan]

A KramzRectum- an obnoxious Donk fan of the worst kind- they purposely act obtuse to their team's obvious flaws. They post obscure stats as propaganda to inflate the worth of mediocre players in a method similar to a Quesadilla Joe- except their post border on delusional, especially after a big Donk loss, when they try to convince other posters it was as good as a win.

[Buehler445]

WTF is going on? - an exclamatory remark coined during the Vermeil era. Used to express shock/disgust over exciting football events.

RRPP - Run, run, pass, punt. An abbreviation indicating extremely mundane offensive philosophy used during the Squirimn Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards era.

Kill Yourself - a tongue in cheek urging for a member to commit suicide after posting something stupid or unnecessary. Coined by 'Hamas' Jenkins.

Edited for accuracy. Since it is for the record and all.

[stumppy]

Mabe : Maybe

[Ming the Merciless]

**** yes these are all so good , I am running out of rep and time

[Buehler445]

You're and idiot Next level idiot represented by commonly misused grammar. Especially funny if said idiot tries to correct the grammar that is making fun of said idiot.

[Halfcan]

Brazilian Midget- the Chiefs former kicker, also known as Santos.

Not to be confused with the kicker who shall go nameless.

[stumppy]

Antifreeze Go drink some

[Buehler445]

Brazilian Midget- the Chiefs former kicker, also known as Santos.

Not to be confused with the kicker who shall go nameless.

See also: Pocket Jesus

[jjchieffan]

Truefan- Any fan who wants to see the Chiefs win and do well even with Alex Smith at quarterback.

Draftubator. CP draft know it all.

[Hammock Parties]

Stay down, bitch: A term of endearment used to express appreciation for an opposing player, particularly a Denver Bronco, who has just been injured. May also be abbreviated as SDB.

Casselian: A descriptor of QB play that bears resemblance to Matt Cassel's style of quarterbacking.

Designed sack: A bullshit excuse presented for a quarterback who takes a sack instead of doing something intelligent with the football. Invented by Alexsexuals.

Setting up the punter: A positive spin on a game manager's inability to convert on third down.

Hidden touchdown: Assigning merit for a running back or wide receiver's touchdown to a quarterback who did not produce the touchdown but obviously did something that led to the touchdown. Used mainly for quarterbacks who don't throw a lot of touchdowns.

[Halfcan]

C J Spillered- to be fired from your job, only to be given another chance- then fired again, then somehow get your job back, but then get fired again before you even get started.

[Hammock Parties]

Meatpeeker: A nickname for someone who may or may not have glanced at another male's genitalia, perhaps even accidentally or in his peripheral vision, while at the urinal.

[lewdog]

Dane'ing- Kicking ass at everything.

[vailpass]

ChiefsPlanet Lexicon

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery- What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'Retard'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.

22 should be "Moran"

[Ming the Merciless]

I only got to about post 20ish.

I'm headed to a BBQ but I will work on these , in order when I get back!

thanks to those who made suggestions, rep and kadoos coming

[vailpass]

I only got to about post 20ish.

I'm headed to a BBQ but I will work on these , in order when I get back!

thanks to those who made suggestions, rep and kadoos coming

Enjoy the Q! Maybe you'll meet an Alexsexual.

[jjchieffan]

VonDouchebag CP name for dirtiest POS cheating Donk other than Talib.

ElFraud - GM for the cheating Donks that built a Superfarce team by signing Manningstein and cheating.

Manningstein - Manning on HGH after his neck surgeries

Superfarce - name for the fixed Superbowl 50 gifted to the cheating Donks for Manningstein's retirement.

[Halfcan]

*

[Buehler445]

Fuck Donk Forever Seriously fuck those guys.

[jjchieffan]

Future Hall of Fame quarterback - Any quarterback on the Donks roster according to KnowShit and Kramzitinhisrectum.

[jjchieffan]

Overreaction Planet - term do describe posters calling for Sutton to be fired in the first quarter, or calling a player injury prone after one or two injuries.

Brokie Croyle, Tony Brokeaki - Terms for oft injured Chiefs that never lived up to expectations.
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Franchise killer - Scott Pioli

Tr"Int" Term coined by Phobia to describe Trent Green during his first season as a Chief. This term was later stolen by Jason Whitlock

Fatlock - Jason Whitlock

[mdchiefsfan]

No AIDS-tree?

Aids-tree: the branches of this CP provider of justice vehemently strike down the unruly and/or the unwelcomed.

[Reerun_KC]

Flaming bucket of aids?


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[mdchiefsfan]

Flaming bucket of aids?


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Or should we just add:

AIDS: CP's weapon of choice. Add a descriptor of aids for enhanced effect (see aids-tree; flaming bucket of aids; aids-sandwich).

[scho63]

No "Go Die in an Aids Fire?"

[eDave]

Fuck Donk Forever Seriously fuck those guys.

I admire you consistency with this one.

[TrebMaxx]

jAG - Just another guy.

[lewdog]

Dickfor

[Graystoke]

This is Mind Bottling

[digger]

Dumpster Fire= See Scooter era, this game is a dumpster file.

https://www.mygrandeprairienow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/dumpster-fire.jpg

[saphojunkie]

Someone should write an entry for you seem nice

[saphojunkie]

To the ship! - a phrase used to undercut a move made by the chiefs by acting as though the final piece of the championship puzzle has just been acquired.

[MTG#10]

This is a guide to all of the terminology used here at ChiefsPlanet.Com , as navigating your way around the jargon can be difficult and confusing at times.

If you wish to submit a term / phrase / entry into the glossary, simply post your suggestion into this thread.


Here is the Lexicon, in alphabetical order (open the spoiler to see it, you dumb ass).



Alexsexual: Someone sexually attracted to Alex Smith and/or someone with FatHead posters of Alex Smith in their room that have glowing spatter on them when lit up with a UV light.

Antifreeze:A lethal and almost undetectable poison that you offer, in a large mug, to a person that has a differing point of view than yourself.

Because Chiefs: The main and scientifically proven reason for anything negative that happens to anyone on the Chiefs, the Chiefs themselves as a team or anything related to the Chiefs in general.

Butt****ing Moron: The average poster around here...Someone who makes posts on ChiefsPlanet.Com , or just a typical member here.

Brazilian Midget:A tiny place kicker with brown skin. This term started with Cairos Santos , who was actually from Brazil but in a post-Santos world will probably be applied to any place kicker is less than 6 feet tall and is from any Central or South American land, or any short-ish place kicker with brown skin.

Broke Dick: Any veteran free agent (FA) signed by 1) Faders or Cheating Donks. Especially if is one of our often injured running backs or 2) Any FA signed by the Chiefs if you are trying to make an argument against signing that particular FA.


Clay / Claynus: The Most prolific poster in ChiefsPlanet history. No one knows whether or not he loves or hates the Chiefs. No one can say for certain whether or not he is a virgin. In fact no one really knows whether he has ever been outside. His perspective and football understanding is based purely on reason / logic and in no way is biased by hatred for certain players or regimes. Also known for making videos, memes and gifs of important historic events in our history. Hall of Fame member, no question.

College Nobodies: Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC

Genious: Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.

Drafturbator: The most well versed of all fans. Has studied the draft value charts and memorized all of the different scenarios involving draft order, trades and is also familiar with every single college football team's offense and defense and personnel. This person's opinion regarding college football players and all things NFL Draft related is highly sought after and respected throughout the land.

Drink Antifreeze:(See Antifreeze) Something you tell someone to do when you have run out of scientific facts or evidence to prove your case and they simply refuse to listen to your crystal clear logic.

Get Lucky: What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.

High Profile College Prospects: Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC

Homer : A complimentary term for those Chief Fans (True Fans) who manage to always find the positives in every situation...Those gifted individuals who predict wins despite overwhelming odds or who manage to "love" every draft pick we make despite never have watched a single game of college football that season...these geniouses also manage to know that any player we cut, trade or release would not have been a good fit on our team or had any measure of success as a chief any longer.

Injury Prone: Any player who has been injured at least once or twice in their entire careeer. (Eric Fisher is injury prone.)

Kill Yourself: A commonly used phrase to gently tell someone that their opinion is probably not accurate. Made popular by CP scholar Hamas Jenkins possibly during the Cassel era.

Looser: The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.

Mahomo: Someone who can prove statistically , using only logic, that Pat Mahomes II will be a Superbowl MVP, the greatest QB who ever lived and a future Hall Of Famer.

NFL Caliber Talent: Something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.

Pissed Away: Any draft pick traded by KC

The Profile: A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
Prolific Success: KC going over .500 with Gunther and Stooges or Marty. Also can be used to denote winning a bunch of regular season games with any coach, yet please note that failing to succeed in the playoffs does not nullify prolific success.

Q: A one letter insult that you post into someone's thread if they ever caused you any degree of butthurt AND this new thread has ANY similarity to any thread that has ever existed previously, even if it is decades old or just a vague similarity.

QB Bust: Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.

Reach: (See Wasted pick)

RRPP: Run, Run , Pass, Punt. An extremely boring series of play calls that became popular during the Herm Era. The most perfect example of RRPP would be if the P was also well behind the 1st down marker, say a 5 yard pass on 3rd and 9.


Retart: The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'Retard'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.

Short-sighted: When KC signs a veteran FA.

True Fan: Sometimes shortened to 'Truefan' , this is an affectionate term for someone who has proven themselves a 'Homer' and can take any negative situation then turn it around into a positive. The only real, genuine fan because people who say negative things about anything related to the Chiefs cannot be true fans.

Wasted Pick: Any draft pick used by KC to select a player

Winning the Lottery: What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'

Your and idiot:A very politeand proper way of telling someone you have a minor disagreement with their viewpoint. This is the correct grammatical method for this phrase. All other versions are wrong.

**if there are any errors please send a bunch of PM's to Dane McCloud or Bob Dole , thank you **

source material:


Here are some older original threads that these came from:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=207343&highlight=lexicon

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=168904&highlight=lexicon

please feel free to mention other source material, I am trying to gather everything into a single thread and keep it up to date







** Original Credit for the Lexicon I believe belongs to the departed member "Logical" who was before my time, but all respect goes out to and RIP my brother **

*** I will be handing out some casino cash and rep to people who make good entries. So let's make this list amazing *** Try to upvote good ones please!! ***
Q you buttfucking moron

[ChiefsCountry]

Print Em' - any signing that they sure start printing playoff tickets.

[Ming the Merciless]

Q you butt****ing moron

this was made for YOU, Truefan!

Q: A one letter insult that you post into someone's thread if they ever caused you any degree of butthurt AND this new thread has ANY similarity to any thread that has ever existed previously, even if it is decades old or just a vague similarity.

[eDave]

Cuck

[MTG#10]

this was made for YOU, Truefan!

Me, a Truefan? Im one of the most pessimistic fuckers here...

[Ming the Merciless]

Me, a Truefan? Im one of the most pessimistic ****ers here...

i guess I meant genious

[MTG#10]

i guess I meant genious
Uhhhh no. Your and idiot.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Regarding AIDS trees, I liked the Roberto Alomar Tree cultivar myself. Don't forget that, "hindsight is 50/50."

[Ming the Merciless]

Dickfor

hmm

whats a dickfor?

Ive never really heard this term tbh



LOLOLOLTROLJKOLOLOL JK I have heard of it I love you Lew

[ChiefsCountry]

Alexual - a creepy weird fan of an average player who follows and defends player more than a teenage girl with a crush on a boy band

[Ming the Merciless]

got most of them done and in there.....

thanks for all of the suggestions

keep them coming

[Sorter]

No Dolphin Rape Cave?

[Ming the Merciless]

No Dolphin Rape Cave?

could you use that in a sentence please?

LOL!!!

[Rasputin]

MVP - Dustin Colquitt future Hall of Fame punter. Pins teams deep inside their own territory so that the defense can give the ball back to the offence on a short field. Particular useful with a game manager Quarterback that is third down challenged.

[Sorter]

could you use that in a sentence please?

LOL!!!

Absolutely.

"Marshawn Lynch is permanently damaged as a runner due to his experience in the Dolphin Rape Cave (occurred in Kansas City)".

[Ming the Merciless]

added:

dolphin rape cave, romper'd, DC, steel men are coming

[Hammock Parties]

Honored to be the first CP member to be inducted into the lexicon.

Twice.

[Cornstock]

This is great! Might I submit:

NTTAWWT-Reference to Seinfeld, Season, episode 17 (The Outing). Generally referred to when referencing homosexuality, but CP has somehow managed to use it in other contexts as well. Should be useful to millenials to young to have watched Seinfeld.

Chicken Salad-Reference to an exchange between quarterback Casey Printers and Ray Farmer in the 2007 season of Hard Knocks (episode 5) when Printers is being cut, despite performing exceedingly well with the 3rs team. One of the more memorable moments of the season.

[digger]

Chiefs Janitor=Scott Pioli, Wrapper-gate

[Hammock Parties]

The Patriot Way - A nefarious and deeply flawed football philosophy inflicted upon Kansas City by Scott Pioli and Matt Cassel.

[Rasputin]

Dumbass - milkman let's you know you're indeed a dumbass.

[Cornstock]

Bring him in for a look?-often used in jest referring to an individual performing superhuman exploits while on drugs, a former player claiming they are back in football shape, or the recently deceased.

[mlyonsd]

Pencil neck - a QB Gaz always wanted a LB to kill. Well rudely tackle anyway.

[Reerun_KC]

Fix the defense - phrase used by fans who have a deep thirst for 9-7 and no hope.


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[88TG88]

I was wondering why we dont tell people to drink antifreeze anymore ? Been a good few months since Ive seen a good reference to that

[ChiefsCountry]

Faid - term for the franchise that is currently based in Oakland, future in Las Vegas, past in Los Angeles

[88TG88]

Also, is Stay Down/Stay Down Bitch/SDB considered part of our lexicon. Seemed like it was thrown around alot a few years ago

[Hammock Parties]

Also, is Stay Down/Stay Down Bitch/SDB considered part of our lexicon. Seemed like it was thrown around alot a few years ago

Added earlier today.

[Dayze]

Take Head

...usually by a 50 yr old woman in a Chilis or Applebee's parking lot.

[Rasputin]

Go Belcher yourself -.

[Demonpenz]

Hindsite is 50/50

[Rasputin]

This is a guide to all of the terminology used here at ChiefsPlanet.Com , as navigating your way around the jargon can be difficult and confusing at times.

If you wish to submit a term / phrase / entry into the glossary, simply post your suggestion into this thread.


Here is the Lexicon, in alphabetical order (open the spoiler to see it, you dumb ass).



The Lexicon
of
ChiefsPlanet


AIDS: Something terrible that you wish to inflict upon someone else because of a minor disagreement over something football related or due to an argument over the internet. Can also be weaponized ("I will cut your arm off with an AIDSaw") or found in nature and just affect your enemy randomly ("I hope you crash into a burning AIDS tree") or occur in any number of man made or natural fashions ("here , eat this AIDS sammwich i made for you, genious").Its use is Limited only by imagination.... Mainly used to display minor and subtle unhappiness with someone over nuanced arguments.

Alexsexual: Someone sexually attracted to Alex Smith and/or someone with FatHead posters of Alex Smith in their room that have glowing spatter on them when lit up with a UV light. Obviously following around a mediocre player for years and making thousands of posts defending his honor much like a teenage girl defends Justin Bieber is normal and not in any way creepy for an adult male to do.

Antifreeze:A lethal and almost undetectable poison that you offer, in a large mug, to a person that has a differing point of view than yourself.

Because Chiefs: The main and scientifically proven reason for anything negative that happens to anyone on the Chiefs, the Chiefs themselves as a team or anything related to the Chiefs in general.

Butt****ing Moron: The average poster around here...Someone who makes posts on ChiefsPlanet.Com , or just a typical member here.

Brazilian Midget: A tiny place kicker with brown skin. This term started with Cairos Santos , who was actually from Brazil but in a post-Santos world will probably be applied to any place kicker is less than 6 feet tall and from any Central or South American land, or any short-ish place kicker with brown skin.

Broke Dick: Any veteran free agent (FA) signed by 1) Faders or Cheating Donks. Especially if is one of our often injured running backs or 2) Any FA signed by the Chiefs if you are trying to make an argument against signing that particular FA.

Brokie: A prefix or suffix added to a chiefs player's name under 2 conditions: 1) It (or even part of it) can be made to sound like or rhyme with part of their name...and 2) they are "injury prone". Good examples are: Tony Brokeaki , Brokie Croyle.

Casselian: Related to, resembling, or comparable to one of the greatest Chiefs of all time: Matthew Brennan Cassel.

C J Spillered: To be fired from your job, only to be given another chance- then fired again, then somehow get your job back, but then get fired again before you even get started.

Clay / Claynus: The Most prolific poster in ChiefsPlanet history. No one knows whether or not he loves or hates the Chiefs. No one can say for certain whether or not he is a virgin. In fact no one really knows whether he has ever been outside. His perspective and football understanding is based purely on reason / logic and in no way is biased by hatred for certain players or regimes. Also known for making videos, memes and gifs of important historic events in our history. Hall of Fame member, no question.

College Nobodies: Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC

Cuck: A weak, non macho member who is so completely passive that they allow their women to be used sexually by stronger members. They claim they do this because they wish to make their women happy , knowing that other stronger members can pleasure their women better than they can. But in reality they are just fearful and scared and haven't learned to be real men yet.

D.C.: A bizarre subforum of Chiefsplanet where you would only dare to go if the typical Butt****ing Morans , Geniouses, Homers, Truefans, Retarts and other denizens that inhabit this shit hole are actually not obnoxious , insulting and sociopathic enough to suit your needs. Oh and they also discuss politics, religion, race and philosophy between hurling insults.

Designed sack: A bullshit excuse presented for a quarterback who takes a sack instead of doing something intelligent with the football. Invented by Alexsexuals during the great Alexsexual Migration of 2013

Dolphin Rape Cave: A term used to describe a dangerous place where it is almost assured that no one could escape without being brutalized by a large group of males. Mostly this is used to refer to "One Arrowhead Drive" or "Arrowhead Stadium". see: https://youtu.be/vfPZu5RbKM0 for details of the dangers of dolphin rape caves

Donk: Something or someone related to the Denver Broncos.

**** Donk Forever: (See Donk) A casual greeting or exclamation made to a Donks Fan. Also can be used upon seeing, hearing or reading something about, by or related to a donk. A general statement of friendship and camaraderie towards Donks and their fans.
Drafturbator: The most well versed of all fans. Has studied the draft value charts and memorized all of the different scenarios involving draft order, trades and is also familiar with every single college football team's offense and defense and personnel. This person's opinion regarding college football players and all things NFL Draft related is highly sought after and respected throughout the land.

Drink Antifreeze:(See Antifreeze) Something you tell someone to do when you have run out of scientific facts or evidence to prove your case and they simply refuse to listen to your crystal clear logic.

Fatlock: (See Shitlock)


Genious: Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL. Most of the posters on CP are , in fact, geniouses.

Get Lucky: What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.

Hidden touchdown: Assigning merit for a running back or wide receiver's touchdown to a quarterback who did not produce the touchdown but obviously did something that led to the touchdown. Used mainly for quarterbacks who don't throw a lot of touchdowns.

High Profile College Prospects: Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC

Homer : A complimentary term for those Chief Fans (True Fans) who manage to always find the positives in every situation...Those gifted individuals who predict wins despite overwhelming odds or who manage to "love" every draft pick we make despite never have watched a single game of college football that season...these geniouses also manage to know that any player we cut, trade or release would not have been a good fit on our team or had any measure of success as a chief any longer.

Injury Prone: Any player who has been injured at least once or twice in their entire careeer. (Eric Fisher is injury prone.)

JAG: Some know this as "Just Another Guy" but this mainly refers to most KC Chiefs Players we are considering drafting / acquiring or any KC Chief Player not wearing a superbowl ring.

Kill Yourself: A commonly used phrase to gently tell someone that their opinion is probably not accurate. Made popular by CP scholar Hamas Jenkins possibly during the Cassel era.

Looser: The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.

Mahomo: Someone who can prove statistically , using only logic, that Pat Mahomes II will be a Superbowl MVP, the greatest QB who ever lived and a future Hall Of Famer.

Meatpeeker: A courtesy title awarded to the guy who exhibits the completely normal behavior of attempting to look at another man's penis while at a urinal. This could be for the completely innocent purpose of seeing how large he is compared to your small penis or perhaps some sort of sexual attraction.

Mind Bottling: A compliment used to describe a True Fan's, or a Genious' amazing revelation that no one in the world thought of before. If someone said this to you, it probably means your idea/thought/suggestion was the best they have ever heard.

Moran: Something nice that you say to someone you care about when you wish to express that they had a clever or interesting idea. Comes from the word moron but the second "o" is replaced by an "a" to make it clear you genuinely respect them. See also genious, homer, retart, butt****ing moron etc

MVP: When referring to the Chiefs' MVP, it is usually the punter. Currently our MVP is Dustin Colquitt , known for his ability to punish the opponent and reward our own 3rd down inefficiency by delivering devastating punts inside the 20 yard line. It is helpful to have an MVP punter when you run a Casselian offense or have a game manager as a QB.

NFL Caliber Talent: Something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.

Overreaction Planet: An ironic name given to the rock solid and stable members of Chiefsplanet.Com who actually do not overreact or post knee-jerk hyperbolic responses to any and every signing, player cut/release, change in staff, win, loss, tie, injury or any other tidbit of news. It is meant to show that in general most people who comment on internet message boards are reasonable and consistent.

Pissed Away: Any draft pick traded by KC

Print 'Em: An absolute 100% iron clad GUARANTEE that something will occur. Comes from the printing playoff tickets as soon as we KNOW we will be in the playoffs for sure. This is never to be used unless you are absolutely totally positive that whatever it is you are claiming or whatever your prediction is will come true. There are harsh consequences for being wrong after uttering this powerful covenant.

The Profile: A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
Prolific Success: KC going over .500 with Gunther and Stooges or Marty. Also can be used to denote winning a bunch of regular season games with any coach, yet please note that failing to succeed in the playoffs does not nullify prolific success.

Q: A one letter insult that you post into someone's thread if they ever caused you any degree of butthurt AND this new thread has ANY similarity to any thread that has ever existed previously, even if it is decades old or just a vague similarity.

QB Bust: Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.

Reach: (See Wasted pick)

RRPP: Run, Run , Pass, Punt. An extremely boring series of play calls that became popular during the Herm Era. The most perfect example of RRPP would be if the P was also well behind the 1st down marker, say a 5 yard pass on 3rd and 9.


Retart: The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'Retard'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.

Romper'd: When a member's contributions are deemed so highly valuable..so utterly priceless that they must be protected and saved for all time...not to be lost in the cacophony of the Lounge....the user is placed on the golden pedestal commonly known as "the romper room." From this high perch, the Romper'd user is free to espouse his philosophy without fear that it would be mistook for the normal banter of typical Truefans or Morans.

Setting up the punter: A positive spin on a game manager's inability to convert on third down.

Shitlock: (Fatlock) A friendly nickname given to the erudite gentleman who writes brilliant sports related prose. Also known as Jason Whitlock.

Short-sighted: When KC signs a veteran FA.

Steel Men Are Coming: An ominous warning, at 1st given by invading Pittsburgh Steeler fans heralding the "doom" of our beloved chiefs days before we faced each other in battle. When someone says this, it means a dangerous foe is headed into Arrowhead Stadium..possibly the Steelers...and we as fans should be concerned and frightened. See www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=68629 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=68629) for history.

To The Ship!!!: A phrase used to signify how "awesome" a signing, draft pick, or other move made by the Chiefs is. Usually uttered by someone who just the very day before was talking shit on the Chiefs organization and most of its players. It signifies a real change of heart in the person who yells this statement. A genuine battle cry showing support for some action taken by the Chiefs, this phrase is not to be used ironically or sarcastically or it will confuse Homers and Truefans.

Trint: A cute moniker for the beloved Trent Green ("Tr INT")

True Fan: Sometimes shortened to 'Truefan' , this is an affectionate term for someone who has proven themselves a 'Homer' and can take any negative situation then turn it around into a positive. The only real, genuine fan because people who say negative things about anything related to the Chiefs cannot be true fans.

Wasted Pick: Any draft pick used by KC to select a player

Winning the Lottery: What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'

You Seem Nice: The Highest compliment that can be paid to another member. Not surprisingly, this compliment originated from the nicest member of all time: SimplyRed. Can also be used ironically, so it can be difficult to tell what was truly meant.....unless of course you are a genious.

Your and idiot: A very polite and proper way of telling someone you have a minor disagreement with their viewpoint. This is the correct grammatical method for this phrase. All other versions are wrong.

**if there are any errors please send a bunch of PM's to Dane McCloud or Bob Dole , thank you **

source material:


Here are some older original threads that these came from:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=207343&highlight=lexicon

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=168904&highlight=lexicon

please feel free to mention other source material, I am trying to gather everything into a single thread and keep it up to date







** Original Credit for the Lexicon I believe belongs to the departed member "Logical" who was before my time, but all respect goes out to and RIP my brother **

*** I will be handing out some casino cash and rep to people who make good entries. So let's make this list amazing *** Try to upvote good ones please!! ***

TLDNR; To long did not read.

[Meatloaf]

Are Kado's and Escalades not part of the CP lexicon? Just asking for a friend.

[Cornstock]

Are Kado's and Escalades not part of the CP lexicon? Just asking for a friend.

That leaked over into real life this week, I told my co-worker he deserved all the escolades for his sales this month. We couldn't stop laughing

[TinyEvel]

Leaving ChiefsPlanet Forever -- When a poster gets so angry (from either another poster arguing with/trolling him, or the Chiefs just being "Because Chiefs") That he decides he is done. Announces his exit by usually starting a thread with Leaving Chiefs Plant Forever in the thread title, and then leaves ChiefsPlanet for one to 90 days.

[New World Order]

Leaving ChiefsPlanet Forever -- When a poster gets so angry (from either another poster arguing with/trolling him, or the Chiefs just being "Because Chiefs") That he decides he is done. Announces his exit by usually starting a thread with Leaving Chiefs Plant Forever in the thread title, and then leaves ChiefsPlanet for one to 90 days.

ROFL

[Ming the Merciless]

This is great! Might I submit:

Chicken Salad-Reference to an exchange between quarterback Casey Printers and Ray Farmer in the 2007 season of Hard Knocks (episode 5) when Printers is being cut, despite performing exceedingly well with the 3rs team. One of the more memorable moments of the season.

use this in a sentence i need some more context

[Dayze]

Printers, if I recall, was pissed because he was being cut, despite running with the 3rd string and making Chicken Salad out of Chicken Shit.

[Rausch]

Are Kado's and Escalades not part of the CP lexicon? Just asking for a friend.

No.

But I checked - it's not a racial thing to throw tacos at Jamal Charles...

[Rausch]

Printers, if I recall, was pissed because he was being cut, despite running with the 3rd string and making Chicken Salad out of Chicken Shit.

He moved the chains but couldn't throw for shit...

[dmahurin]

You seem nice

[Line Judge]

Dumb, Stupid, Idiot. Derogatory terms used by CP members when they are too tired to think of anything clever.

[Rausch]

Leaving ChiefsPlanet Forever -- When a poster gets so angry (from either another poster arguing with/trolling him, or the Chiefs just being "Because Chiefs") That he decides he is done. Announces his exit by usually starting a thread with Leaving Chiefs Plant Forever in the thread title, and then leaves ChiefsPlanet for one to 90 days.

Leaving CP is like a legit suicide attempt - you don't make it public beforehand...

[Molitoth]

DeFeeted:
Synonym for defeated, but involving Cross thread humor to one of the greatest threads in CP history about a girl getting her feet cut off on an amusement park ride.

[Molitoth]

CoMo'd:

Predicting the wrong outcome.

[Rausch]

DeFeeted:
Synonym for defeated, but involving Cross thread humor to one of the greatest threads in CP history about a girl getting her feet cut off on an amusement park ride.

Possible tie in: The month Jake Plummer was put on the couch due to a couch injury...

[Ming the Merciless]

Holy shit these were all amazing

I added

stay down bitch
kados
take head
leaving forever
exec of the decade
wrapper gate
bring him in for a look
belcher
dumbass
escalades
faders / faiders / faid etc
NTTAWWT
TL DR / TLDNR
Stay Down Bitch
take head

maybe some others

I will go back and try to get any i missed and rep everyone at some point later

thank you so much for the contributions they are all awesome

[Rausch]

take head

maybe some others

I will go back and try to get any i missed and rep everyone at some point later

thank you so much for the contributions they are all awesome

I missed this one.

Link/description?

[Ming the Merciless]

for the record I am up to about post 80 , in terms of adding them

[Ming the Merciless]

I missed this one.

Link/description?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/bb/showthread.php?t=287667

its LOL

[Bob Dole]

Dumb, Stupid, Idiot. Derogatory terms used by CP members when they are too tired to think of anything clever.

GENIOUS,,,

[Rausch]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/bb/showthread.php?t=287667

its LOL

Oh, I remember that.

Ugh.

So it's taken what meaning?

How would it be used in the new context?...

[Ming the Merciless]

GENIOUS,,,

done and done

[Ming the Merciless]

How would it be used in the new context?...

If I am feeling generous, I might take head from your grandma

Although that isnt really a 'new' context..its in the spirit of the original I think...

How would you use it?

[MTG#10]

Almost 100 posts and nobody has mentioned PIIHB?


:shake:

[TimBone]

Escalades is definitely a good one.

[Rausch]

Almost 100 posts and nobody has mentioned PIIHB?


:shake:

Whut?

PIIHB should fucking absolutely be in there!:cuss:

[Rausch]

If I am feeling generous, I might take head from your grandma

Although that isnt really a 'new' context..its in the spirit of the original I think...

How would you use it?

No, I mean how it's used where it's funny...

[Dayze]

The Clarks

[digger]

Damn it Carl=Bad draft pick

[Rausch]

Damn it Carl=Bad draft pick

How was that not in there?...

[Ming the Merciless]

No, I mean how it's used where it's funny...

go ahead and give an example of how you would use it

ill add it if its funny, but i doubt you are genious enough

[Ming the Merciless]

added:

Damn it Carl
PIIHB

working on / accepting ideas for:

the Clarks

[Ming the Merciless]

Almost 100 posts and nobody has mentioned PIIHB?


:shake:

shocking and corrected immediately

thank you for pointing this egregious error out

[Ming the Merciless]

anyone have a link to the 'Kados" original thread?

i want to include that in the source material for historical and philosophical discussion,

ty

[Rausch]

go ahead and give an example of how you would use it

ill add it if its funny, but i doubt you are genious enough

I'm not making fun - I have no clue why it's included/funny.

I don't know...

[Rausch]

anyone have a link to the 'Kados" original thread?

Ditto.

That also much have happened during one of my many blackouts...

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm not making fun - I have no clue why it's included/funny.

I don't know...

well, 'took head' is not generally used as a phrase...usually it is said as: 'got head' or 'received head' or 'she gave me head'

so if you combine the awkward phrasing of this, with the fact that the 'taken head' was in the parking lot of a shitty restaurant in some strip mall..and the guy felt the need to brag about 'taking head' (sounded like rape) in a chilis parking lot..it creates a comedic image that should be considered 'funny'.

I think the problem is that in order to understand this type of complex and sophisticated humor, you really need to have 'taken head' before or at least touched a real female.

perhaps some day you too will take head from an elderly female in a parking lot and understand the joy this can bring to others

kindness is a gift we take from others

[Ming the Merciless]

Ditto.

That also much have happened during one of my many blackouts...

KaDo's original thread for your reading pleasure:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=305347&highlight=kados

if you need me to explain why this is funny, please let me know

I will gladly be of service

[19now11]

Honored to be the first CP member to be inducted into the lexicon.

Twice.

your welcome

[Ming the Merciless]

your welcome

your a genious and a real live TrueFan

thank you for your contributions

KaDo's to you you dumbass

[Rausch]

perhaps some day you too will take head from an elderly female in a parking lot and understand the joy this can bring to others...

Actually, that's pretty close to how I met my wife...

[Ming the Merciless]

Added:

Lil' Chiefy

[Rausch]

KaDo's original thread for your reading pleasure:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=305347&highlight=kados

if you need me to explain why this is funny, please let me know

I will gladly be of service

I'll have to bookmark that - I have to work later...

[Ming the Merciless]

Actually, that's pretty close to how I met my wife...

there you go!!

i knew you had a smile in you my sexy sexy Aleman

[19now11]

your a genious and a real live TrueFan

thank you for your contributions

KaDo's to you you dumbass

thanks im enjoying my time as a chiefs fan. arrowhead was amazing last year and we have never lost a game ive attended. cali or kc.

[Ming the Merciless]

thanks im enjoying my time as a chiefs fan. arrowhead was amazing last year and we have never lost a game ive attended. cali or kc.

better than I can say

I have seen a few losses but mostly wins

[TimBone]

Added:

Lil' Chiefy
JFC. Take that one out. Most annoying phrase ever muttered on this site.

[Ming the Merciless]

Most annoying phrase ever muttered on this site.

actually that is supporting evidence for its inclusion....

based on that criteria alone, it must be included along with:

smitty
all he does is win

and some others

[Bowser]

Someone fire up the KC Titus bat signal.

[digger]

Shut your whore mouth

[Dayze]

Draftabulator

[Ming the Merciless]

Draftabulator

yess

does anyone have a link to the cartoon of wendy meets a draftabulator?

[digger]

X posts and nobody has mentioned _____ CP is slacking.

[digger]

yess

does anyone have a link to the cartoon of wendy meets a draftabulator? http://work.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?page=4&t=228031 But the video link is broken/gone.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=228031

[Dayze]

A while back I even emailed the company to see if they had any retainage of old files etc. I got a response back saying the company was bought (or sold, I can't remember), and they didn't retain any of the old files prior to the sale/merger



So, Wendy Meets a Draftabulator is forever gone.

[Bearcat]

.

Deberg thread.

[Buehler445]

JFC. Take that one out. Most annoying phrase ever muttered on this site.

This. ROR or whatever he is now was the only one saying it.

[jjchieffan]

Probably one of my most hated ones, but I will submit it. CHunt - derogatory term for the Chiefs CEO implying that he is cheap and totally to blame for our Superbowl drought.

[Cornstock]

use this in a sentence i need some more context

I made chicken salad out of chicken shit today at work, no one knew what they were doing but I held it together.

[Cornstock]

A while back I even emailed the company to see if they had any retainage of old files etc. I got a response back saying the company was bought (or sold, I can't remember), and they didn't retain any of the old files prior to the sale/merger



So, Wendy Meets a Draftabulator is forever gone.

This is truly a tragedy. Im not sure I've laughed as hard at anything on CP.

[Dayze]

This is truly a tragedy. Im not sure I've laughed as hard at anything on CP.

yeah, it was amazing.

especially at the time when it came out. I guess it could transcend time and still be applicable today, but the moment it came out it was perfect. It perfectly captured the off-season / pre-draft 'analysis' that goes on here at CP - all the various types of 'analysts' etc.

and, given FAX rarely, if ever, swore or used foul language in his posts - the fact that he must have typed out the skit for the software to 'read' always made me laugh.

[Reerun_KC]

JFC. Take that one out. Most annoying phrase ever muttered on this site.



Its perfect description


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[Pasta Little Brioni]

Add Nachos please. Priest famously munching on a platter in the press box is still referred to daily.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Mule Tool

A passive aggressive bronco fan who only shows up after Dungver victories. Disappears after every loss. See road games.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Freighter.

Truck driving Fader fan that takes generous swigs outta the ole piss jug on his hauls cross country. Afraid of the Left Coast,will never see his team play live.

[tooge]

Well.....BYE

Often accompanied by a picture of Powers Booth. Generally a response to a CP'er using another lexicon and announcing that they are "Leaving forever." It is generally put out there because one of two reasons.
1. Everyone knows the poster will eventually return, so it's ok to act like you don't care that they are leaving.
2. Nobody really cares that the poster might actually leave forever.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Pulling a Hootie

1. Losing 5k in CP members cash in a blink of an eye :)

2. Drinking yourself silly and urinating on your roommate in the shower.

[jjchieffan]

Claythan. Term used to refer to the poster formerly known as GoChiefs when he throws shit at a wall hoping that something sticks. Much like his idol Nick Athan.

[Hammock Parties]

We don't need three separate lexicon entries for me, even if I am that legendary.

["Bob" Dobbs]

GAZ option should really be in there.


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[ReynardMuldrake]

REPOSQ (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=250268)

Chiefs (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=275912)

You guys are slipping.

***EDIT***

You guys auto correct Chu efs to Chiefs now? Super lame.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Vocarroo

Pawns sexy voice narrating various things to comedy gold

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Midnight Vulture

Laptop thief extrodinare

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Xztop

No chin cuck that popped by here and many other boards to ask if anyone gets laid in this city and to show his lack of manlihood.

[KCTitus]

This is a guide to all of the terminology used here at ChiefsPlanet.Com , as navigating your way around the jargon can be difficult and confusing at times.

** Original Credit for the Lexicon I believe belongs to the departed member "Logical" who was before my time, but all respect goes out to and RIP my brother **

I created the original list back around the founding of this place...given the entry draft pick value chart and the mention of Sims, I'm guessing it was in the fall of 2002.

All of the terms were actually used by those genious that inhabited the forum at the time.

[dtforever]

The Patriot Way - A nefarious and deeply flawed football philosophy inflicted upon Kansas City by Scott Pioli and Matt Cassel.

Synonymous with Patsification and the "right 53".

[Ming the Merciless]

I created the original list back around the founding of this place...given the entry draft pick value chart and the mention of Sims, I'm guessing it was in the fall of 2002.

All of the terms were actually used by those genious that inhabited the forum at the time.

awesome man!

do you have the link ? or is it in this thread somehwere..I will go back through and look , and add all appropriate credit

I want to get this right and make sure it is recorded properly in the history books

[Ming the Merciless]

Added:

Patsification
Patriot Way
Midnight Vulture



still working my way through more and repping the proper folks

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Show the ropes

Training camp bullshit posted by resident homers implying that veterans coach up young guys at their positions.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Kick the tires, what can it hurt

Off-season mumbo jumbo pertaining to any player that's played a down in this league. No matter how bad he is SOMEONE wants to bring him in "for a look"

[Pitt Gorilla]

Dammit, Carl :cuss:

[Ming the Merciless]

Added: BAWAN & Meat Circle

working on catching up with the rest

[Pitt Gorilla]

Fisty McTat
Butt****ing moron

[Ming the Merciless]

linkme to a fisty mctat thread or whatnot...

but yah I probably should add something about buttfucking moron...hrmmm

i do think youre correct and it is different from a regular moran

i will have to do some research

[Pitt Gorilla]

Most of the photo links no longer work, but here is one:

http://i43.tinypic.com/21oprpc.jpg

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=258141

[Graystoke]

God I love me some Fisty McTat.
Started with Hometeam correct?

[Dayze]

correct.

then Pestilence and Sofa King (I think?) got involved.

[Holladay]

Big Foot - Mythical player of monstrous proportions that everyone has heard off but never witnessed during actual games.

[Tribal Warfare]

Most of the photo links no longer work, but here is one:

http://i43.tinypic.com/21oprpc.jpg

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=258141

Christ that's awesome

[Holladay]

A possible totally new entrant to the CP Lexicon.

Theismanned/Haywarded - A serious, can't watch, grotesque, visceral injury.

"That dude just got Theismanned".

[Direckshun]

GAZ

Direckshun's whore of a mother

Late night bullshit

Q

[gblowfish]

Great thread!
Fisty McTat, CHunt, Well...bye, PIIHB, bring him (or her)in for a look, all good. A few I'll add, some may already be on the list:

Guilty (or not Guilty) from the Teacher Thread
Phyllis (for our old pal Phil Rivers)
Five Head (for our old pal Peyton)
Rapistburger (for our old pal Big Ben)
EnDelt pisses himself! - That's a real old thread, all pictures of EnDelt passed out pissing himself, one of my all time faves.
Too Fat: Omaha's evaluation of any female alive.

[Ming the Merciless]

Good ones, All!

I will add them in short order

[KCTitus]

awesome man!

do you have the link ? or is it in this thread somehwere..I will go back through and look , and add all appropriate credit

I want to get this right and make sure it is recorded properly in the history books

The earliest I could find, quickly was in 2006...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3167357&postcount=14

Full thread:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=139631&highlight=Lexicon

The original development appears to have drifted off into the ether that is was the old database that has been purged.

I applaud you keeping this going...

[Ming the Merciless]

Nice Job KCTitus!!!

When I was researching it , I saw that thread and somehow missed your post #14 . That is definitely the earliest reference to the lexicon (that i have seen), with actual entries and definitions.

Kad00s to you for being the guy who came up with it!!

I appreciate the praise for keeping this going because I was not trying to Q or steal anyone's thunder, just keep a tradition alive and "un-bury" this treasure from the draft forum...and kind of consolidate all of the history into one user-friendly place

credits updated

[Holladay]

I dunno. Going Frazod - similar to Going Postal, the willful ability to mis-handle a weapon and shooting inanimate objects dead in their tracks.

[Coach]

There are tons of threads out there that CP Members always jokingly tell people to PM Bob Dole if they need an question answered. So whenever you read a post, and you come across a member saying "Or you can PM Bob Dole", you'll know what it means.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=278045&highlight=pm+bob+dole

[Ming the Merciless]

those are some good ones...will add them

[jjchieffan]

It's always sunny in Olathe

[jjchieffan]

KnowShit.,....The homerest of Donk fans. Every move the Donks make is genious to him. And every quarterback on the roster is a future Hall of famer. I.e. Brocklesberger.

[Coach]

It's always sunny in Olathe

Close. I think it was "It's always 75 degrees and sunny in Olathe."

[jjchieffan]

Close. I think it was "It's always 75 degrees and sunny in Olathe."

You're right. It's been a while since I heard it.

[hometeam]

God I love me some Fisty McTat.
Started with Hometeam correct?

hi

[bigjosh]

"Flaming(or burning) Aids Tree" has been used here pretty regularly, I have not once heard that outside of CP.

I feel like "your choice to be a fan" should be on there too, although that originated on twitter, wasnt it directed at a member here?

[Coach]

I believe "Go Fist Yourself" is also scattered across the board. Kind of a lesser evil of "Go Kill Yourself."

[carcosa]

Thank you - a phrase used to thank fellow CPers for good posts or other nice things

[Dayze]

"Asking For A Friend"

[BlackHelicopters]

"Asking For A Friend"

Heh

[TLO]

"Reviewed the game tape"

- rewatched the game which was recorded on DVR or watched game highlights on YouTube

[Rasputin]

"Graded out perfectly"

[Dayze]

"I'm Not Sold on <Player X>"

[gblowfish]

Did we include "Lost its burst?"

[carcosa]

Thank you - a phrase used to thank fellow CPers for good posts or other nice things

Please add this, thank you

[Reerun_KC]

Who did it better?

[crazycoffey]

This thread broke apart in mid air.....

[crazycoffey]

hi

Howdy, hot stuff.....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/bb/showpost.php?p=12013301&postcount=7

[crazycoffey]

Well.....BYE

Often accompanied by a picture of Powers Booth. Generally a response to a CP'er using another lexicon and announcing that they are "Leaving forever." It is generally put out there because one of two reasons.
1. Everyone knows the poster will eventually return, so it's ok to act like you don't care that they are leaving.
2. Nobody really cares that the poster might actually leave forever.



Cross lexicon humor?

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8396509&postcount=366


Also, while reviewing that thread. I remembere there used to be something about kristie tynes, her shoes or something. Some other old fart can remind us all

[Rausch]

I believe "Go Fist Yourself" is also scattered across the board. Kind of a lesser evil of "Go Kill Yourself."

I would argue "fist" carries more anger and vitriol than "kill yourself" due to implied and lasting pain as opposed to the assumed end of pain.

Then again this may depend on the person but the argument would be over anal fisting or death...

[Ming the Merciless]

Added / updated

butt****ing moron
dammit carl
fisty mc tat
kick the tires
show the ropes..

[KCTitus]

"Reviewed the game tape"

- rewatched the game which was recorded on DVR or watched game highlights on YouTube

I *LOVE* this one...before the NFL started selling the all 22's, it was funny to read posters talk about watching games on TV and knowing everything about the plays called and why they failed.

[tooge]

First McTat, lol. That might be the funniest thread ever on CP

[Rasputin]

Patriculation Patriculating


Patrick patriculated the ball down field / Hank Stram

[Hammock Parties]

Clayed

i.e. "You got Clayed" or "Thanks for Claying!"

The act of completely and totally jinxing a coach, player or team by insisting that something good will happen to them, resulting in the exact opposite outcome.

Can also apply to Chiefs coaches, playes or teams in the reverse manner.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Patitude:

To stand tall, eyes downfield, with chaos happening all around you and then deliver a laser.

[KChiefs1]

Clayed



i.e. "You got Clayed" or "Thanks for Claying!"



Everything you touch. Amazing.

[Ming the Merciless]

Rofl...ill work on this after super bowl

[lewdog]

Bortle(s)- A form of inferior QB play who however, wins more in the playoffs than Alex Smith. Noun or verb.

"They Bortled their way to a win."

"We must Bortle them this game, it's our only chance"

[cooper barrett]

Clayed

i.e. "Clayed: When your "bro" orders white wine"

Billay'ed: When you go to the bathroom and your guest is suddenly gone"

Clayed: Self banning yourself.

[bsroyals54]

"Broke Dick" is by far the best one

[Rasputin]

"Oh my God the quarterback is Toast" A massive hit on the quarterback for a sack


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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

At this time I submit the following term for consideration:

"Mahomes Bonus"

The "Mahomes Bonus" occurs when the Chiefs are able to attain previously unattainable items that would never be possible without the addition of Patrick Mahomes II to the franchise, team, and roster.

An example of a Mahomes Bonus would be the signing of a highly sought free agent that would in no way, shape, or form consider the Chiefs as a destination were it not for the super awesome QB ways and means of our beloved Franchise Quarterback.

A Mahomes Bonus is an addition by addition( unlike a "Smitty Negative" which is an addition by subtraction, ie; Shitty getting his droopy, mopey ass off of my roster to make room for a QB with a future and mega-talent ).

I submit at this time that the Mahomes Bonus is a valid and worthy addition to the CP Lexicon as the actions, reactions, and results of said bonus will be many while simultaneously reaching far and wide across the National Football League.

[Ming the Merciless]

GAZ option should really be in there.


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I agree here....

anyone want to give some ideas for definitions?

[Ming the Merciless]

Ok I went back through and added some that I had missed the 1st time through...

Added:

vocaroo
well , bye
mule tool
gaz option (workng on it)
reposQ
show the ropes
bigfoot
too fat
asking for a friend
lost its burst
broke apart in midair
review the game tape


I will try and work on this some mroe soon. Thanks for all the submissions...If I missed yours its not because I am lazy its because it sucked.

JK I am super lazy

[Ming the Merciless]

Props to vrabel

[KCUnited]

Body language expert should be considered

[Rasputin]

HBDGAF

Honey Badger don't give a fuck

[cripple creek]

sth = season ticket holder?

[digger]

BECAUSE MAHOMES!!!


The main and scientifically proven reason for anything postive that happens to anyone on the Chiefs, the Chiefs themselves as a team or anything related to the Chiefs in general.

[Ming the Merciless]

OK, I was gone for a bit but trying to catch up. Added:


Argue to a dead horse

Working on citing/ sourcing the ones ive missed.

[Megatron96]

I didn't even know this place existed. I feel like David Bowman. "It's full of stars!"

[alanm]

I didn't even know this place existed. I feel like David Bowman. "It's full of stars!"Occasionally it pops up but usually this topic is buried away.

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

You guys even have your own dictionary.

[TLO]

You guys even have your own dictionary.

Thank you for bumping this!

I was thinking about this

.BAWAN: (must be in all caps!). Means "Meat Circle" in Mandarin. It is the polite and respectful way to refer to the sphincter muscle more commonly known as a butthole. The origin of this term's use on ChiefsPlanet appears to have come from one of the Mods abusing the meat circle of a highly respected and intelligent poster. History of this tragic incident can be found here: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=310842

the other day and couldn't find the thread. Awesome!!!

[scho63]

You guys even have your own dictionary.

Our dictionary blow's Webster out of the water! :clap:

You're among the greatest masters of the English language on Al Gore's Amazing Internet.

We also have the greatest artists who can do Microsoft Paint like no other.

In addition we also have a colored pencils master named Rasputin!

WE ARE LEGEND!!! :LOL:

[Direckshun]

pete thread -- a thread started by petezg23, all are cursed to enter here

[rabblerouser]

This is a guide to all of the terminology used here at ChiefsPlanet.Com , as navigating your way around the jargon can be difficult and confusing at times.

If you wish to submit a term / phrase / entry into the glossary, simply post your suggestion into this thread.


Here is the Lexicon, in alphabetical order (open the spoiler to see it, you dumb ass).



The Lexicon
of
ChiefsPlanet


AIDS: Something terrible that you wish to inflict upon someone else because of a minor disagreement over something football related or due to an argument over the internet. Can also be weaponized ("I will cut your arm off with an AIDSaw") or found in nature and just affect your enemy randomly ("I hope you crash into a burning AIDS tree") or occur in any number of man made or natural fashions ("here , eat this AIDS sammwich i made for you, genious").Its use is Limited only by imagination.... Mainly used to display minor and subtle unhappiness with someone over nuanced arguments.

Alexian: 1) Pertaining to or related to Alex Smith or 2) a disciple and worshiper of same

Alexsexual: Someone sexually attracted to Alex Smith and/or someone with FatHead posters of Alex Smith in their room that have glowing spatter on them when lit up with a UV light. Obviously following around a mediocre player for years and making thousands of posts defending his honor much like a teenage girl defends Justin Bieber is normal and not in any way creepy for an adult male to do.
Antifreeze: A lethal and almost undetectable poison that you offer, in a large mug, to a person that has a differing point of view than yourself.


Argue Something to a Dead Horse: The DC scholars have used AI and other cryptographic methods to try and decipher what BEP meant in this post here: (click here) (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=15454685&postcount=1610) , but have only been able to narrow it down to two possibilities: 1) trying to debate an actual dead animal or 2) trying to explain something simple to BEP . Which one is it? Most likely AI won;t be advanced enough for many years to figure this mystery out.


Asking For A Friend: When someone needs to urgently know a piece of information for someone they know in real life, they do not consult an expert..they consult Chiefsplanet. WHy ask a lawyer a legal question or a doctor a medical question when you can ask hundreds of the brightest minds on the internet? Note: this cannot be used UNLESS you really are asking for a friend. Never lie about this and ask a question for yourself. That isn't right.

BAWAN: (must be in all caps!). Means "Meat Circle" in Mandarin. It is the polite and respectful way to refer to the sphincter muscle more commonly known as a butthole. The origin of this term's use on ChiefsPlanet appears to have come from one of the Mods abusing the meat circle of a highly respected and intelligent poster. History of this tragic incident can be found here: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=310842

Because Chiefs: The main and scientifically proven reason for anything negative that happens to anyone on the Chiefs, the Chiefs themselves as a team or anything related to the Chiefs in general.

Belcher: Can be used as a verb or noun. It describes the cowardly act of killing someone else before you commit suicide. This act is reserved only for the absolutely cowardly and is committed only at the lowest point of a franchise..Like after going 4-12 or less a few seasons in a row.

Bigfoot: A big name player that the Chiefs acquire who everyone has heard their name, but no one has ever seen actually make a play of the football field.

Butt****ing Moron: The average poster around here...Someone who makes posts on ChiefsPlanet.Com , or just a typical member here.

Bring Him In For a Look: An ironic statement made by only the most knowledgeable genious members of Chiefsplanet that actually means the opposite of what it appears. In reality, if this is said about a player it means the person uttering this phrase wants nothing to do with this player and thinks their addition to our team would be short sighted or that they are probably a broke dick.

Brazilian Midget: A tiny place kicker with brown skin. This term started with Cairos Santos , who was actually from Brazil but in a post-Santos world will probably be applied to any place kicker is less than 6 feet tall and from any Central or South American land, or any short-ish place kicker with brown skin.

Broke Apart in Midair: I am pretty dure this term originated from one of the most intelligent posters on this board. It is a completely scientific description that conveys a sense of tragedy and gives you a visual reference to something or someone having a disastrous end. "That post broke apart in mid-air"

Broke Dick: Any veteran free agent (FA) signed by 1) Faders or Cheating Donks. Especially if is one of our often injured running backs or 2) Any FA signed by the Chiefs if you are trying to make an argument against signing that particular FA.

Brokie: A prefix or suffix added to a chiefs player's name under 2 conditions: 1) It (or even part of it) can be made to sound like or rhyme with part of their name...and 2) they are "injury prone". Good examples are: Tony Brokeaki , Brokie Croyle.

Butt****ing Moron: A special pet name for a friend you have made on Chiefsplanet that has made an especially interesting or valid post. If you get called this, it means you are beloved and respected. This term I believe was made popular by Dane, who is known as being very kind and friendly to new members and those who make mistakes in their posts and need some help.

Casselian: Related to, resembling, or comparable to one of the greatest Chiefs of all time: Matthew Brennan Cassel.

C J Spillered: To be fired from your job, only to be given another chance- then fired again, then somehow get your job back, but then get fired again before you even get started.

Clay / Claynus: The Most prolific poster in ChiefsPlanet history. No one knows whether or not he loves or hates the Chiefs. No one can say for certain whether or not he is a virgin. In fact no one really knows whether he has ever been outside. His perspective and football understanding is based purely on reason / logic and in no way is biased by hatred for certain players or regimes. Also known for making videos, memes and gifs of important historic events in our history. Hall of Fame member, no question.

College Nobodies: Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC

outstanding citizen: A weak, non macho member who is so completely passive that they allow their women to be used sexually by stronger members. They claim they do this because they wish to make their women happy , knowing that other stronger members can pleasure their women better than they can. But in reality they are just fearful and scared and haven't learned to be real men yet.

Damn It, Carl: Something to be exclaimed after a "Reach" or "Wasted Pick" or after we draft a "College Nobody". This phrase came into existence during the Carl Peterson era and is now used in general almost any time the KC Chiefs make any draft pick whatsoever.

D.C.: A bizarre subforum of Chiefsplanet where you would only dare to go if the typical Butt****ing Morans , Geniouses, Homers, Truefans, Retarts and other denizens that inhabit this shit hole are actually not obnoxious , insulting and sociopathic enough to suit your needs. Oh and they also discuss politics, religion, race and philosophy between hurling insults.

Designed sack: A bullshit excuse presented for a quarterback who takes a sack instead of doing something intelligent with the football. Invented by Alexsexuals during the great Alexsexual Migration of 2013

Dolphin Rape Cave: A term used to describe a dangerous place where it is almost assured that no one could escape without being brutalized by a large group of males. Mostly this is used to refer to "One Arrowhead Drive" or "Arrowhead Stadium". see: https://youtu.be/vfPZu5RbKM0 for details of the dangers of dolphin rape caves

Donk: Something or someone related to the Denver Broncos.

**** Donk Forever: (See Donk) A casual greeting or exclamation made to a Donks Fan. Also can be used upon seeing, hearing or reading something about, by or related to a donk. A general statement of friendship and camaraderie towards Donks and their fans.

Drafturbator: The most well versed of all fans. Has studied the draft value charts and memorized all of the different scenarios involving draft order, trades and is also familiar with every single college football team's offense and defense and personnel. This person's opinion regarding college football players and all things NFL Draft related is highly sought after and respected throughout the land.

Drink Antifreeze:(See Antifreeze) Something you tell someone to do when you have run out of scientific facts or evidence to prove your case and they simply refuse to listen to your crystal clear logic.

Dumbass: High praise from a fellow chiefsplanet member. One of the most honored members & one of the elder Drafturbators of ChiefsPlanet (Milkman) has been known to lavish this compliment on those newer members who seem promising or even upon long term members when they make yet another post that he approves of.

Escalades: (see Kados)

Executive of The Decade: An award received by only the greatest of NFL executives. Scott Pioli won this honor before being hired on to fix the Chiefs. Clearly this award was illustrative of all of the future success Mr. Pioli would have with the Chiefs.

Faders: (The Fade, The Faid, Faiders) A name bestowed upon our friendly rivals, the Oakland Raiders. I believe it means "a really good football team that isn't filled with a bunch of losers and criminals" in Hungarian.

Fatlock: (See Shitlock)

Fisty McTat: A mysterious mustached gentleman who shows up for big moments during the course of our history. He is often captured in images..lurking around ...up to something but I am not sure if anyone knows why or what his purpose is. Some say he is a relative of Pestilence as there is a resemblance. Others say SofaKing created him using some type of DNA or cloning technology with genetic material stolen from Pestilence. For discussion and history of Fisty McTat , see here: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=258141

Fix the Defense: A statement by Homers and Truefans uttered towards the end of a mediocre season in which there was a degree of regular season success and winning, but got an early exit from the playoffs. This statement alleviates responsibility from the QB while simultaneously showing support for the offense as a whole as well as the 'game manager' style of football. Homers believe that an average offense is all that is needed if we have an elite defense, so it is always the defenses fault because they did not hold the opposing team to 3 or less points.


Genious: Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL. Most of the posters on CP are , in fact, geniouses.

Get Lucky: A) What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. B) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.

Hidden touchdown: Assigning merit for a running back or wide receiver's touchdown to a quarterback who did not produce the touchdown but obviously did something that led to the touchdown. Used mainly for quarterbacks who don't throw a lot of touchdowns.

High Profile College Prospects: Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC

Homer : A complimentary term for those Chief Fans (True Fans) who manage to always find the positives in every situation...Those gifted individuals who predict wins despite overwhelming odds or who manage to "love" every draft pick we make despite never have watched a single game of college football that season...these geniouses also manage to know that any player we cut, trade or release would not have been a good fit on our team or had any measure of success as a chief any longer.

Injury Prone: Any player who has been injured at least once or twice in their entire career. (Eric Fisher is injury prone.)

JAG: Some know this as "Just Another Guy" but this mainly refers to most KC Chiefs Players we are considering drafting / acquiring or any KC Chief Player not wearing a superbowl ring.

KaDo's: (Kados,Kadoos, Escalades etc) An award bestowed on a poster who makes a solid contribution or just a general compliment paid to someone for doing something nice. Possibly comes for the words 'Kudos' and 'Accolades' but this is debated amongst Chiefplanet scholars..and is possibly just a different language altogether. See http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=305347&highlight=kados

Kick the Tires: An expression used by geniouses who have the increbile idea to bring EVERY SINGLE player that gets cut, waived, or has played a single down in the NFL or even looked strong stocking shelves at home depot in for a look and a tryout with the Chiefs. No one has ever thought of that before.

Kill Yourself: A commonly used phrase to gently tell someone that their opinion is probably not accurate. Made popular by CP scholar Hamas Jenkins possibly during the Cassel era.

Leaving Forever Thread: Many times in the career of a chiefsplanet poster, it becomes necessary to leave Chiefsplanet for a short time, such as a few hours or possibly up to a month. This could be due to a failing marriage from spending too much time with the Drafturbators discussing fixing the defense, or possibly from a financial disaster related to losing your job because you were posting 40 times a day. There is a small chance that the sabbatical might be needed because of immense butthurt caused by some other member in your vaginal region. In all cases, when a short break will be taken, it is customary to write a "Leaving Forever" thread to let others know you are fine and not at all butthurt and will be coming back very soon. Not doing this is considered rude by most.

Lil' Chiefy: (see Homer, TrueFan) A Homer / TrueFan of such a pristine, innocent & pure nature that they are bestowed with a special title to recognize the child-like and magical vision they have regarding our beloved football team.

Looser: The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.

Lost it's Burst: can be used to describe any event , person, post or hell even the entire message board when you have some boredom or there isnt a whole bunch of excitement for a period of at least 30 seconds.

Mahomo: Someone who can prove statistically , using only logic, that Pat Mahomes II will be a Superbowl MVP, the greatest QB who ever lived and a future Hall Of Famer.

Meat Circle: (See BAWAN for complete details) The polite term for referring to the part of your turd cutter where the poop exits.

Meatpeeker: A courtesy title awarded to the guy who exhibits the completely normal behavior of attempting to look at another man's penis while at a urinal. This could be for the completely innocent purpose of seeing how large he is compared to your small penis or perhaps some sort of sexual attraction.

Mic'd Up / Mic Up: See vocaroo.

Midnight Vulture: Some moran stole a laptop, then made a series of posts bragging about being a douche, stealing laptops and generally showing everyone how awesome he was. His name was Midnight Vulture. The thread lives on in infamy here: http://work.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?page=155&t=165020 and I suppose the term can be used as a verb now ..."Aww shit....my samsung tablet got midnight vultured..."

Mind Bottling: A compliment used to describe a True Fan's, or a Genious' amazing revelation that no one in the world thought of before. If someone said this to you, it probably means your idea/thought/suggestion was the best they have ever heard.

Moran: Something nice that you say to someone you care about when you wish to express that they had a clever or interesting idea. Comes from the word moron but the second "o" is replaced by an "a" to make it clear you genuinely respect them. See also genious, homer, retart, butt****ing moron etc

Mule Tool: A donk fan who , for very valid reasons couldn't post anything here at CP until after the game and suddenly finds all kinds of free time to make helpful and informative posts.

MVP: When referring to the Chiefs' MVP, it is usually the punter. Currently our MVP is Dustin Colquitt , known for his ability to punish the opponent and reward our own 3rd down inefficiency by delivering devastating punts inside the 20 yard line. It is helpful to have an MVP punter when you run a Casselian offense or have a game manager as a QB.

NFL Caliber Talent: Something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.

NTTAWWT: An expression that while literally means "Not that there's anything wrong with that" , in practice it pretty much means EVERYTHING is wrong with that. It is intended to point out, underscore and humiliate someone's weird or freakish and definitely abnormal behavior. From a Seinfeld episode (The Outing).

Overreaction Planet: An ironic name given to the rock solid and stable members of Chiefsplanet.Com who actually do not overreact or post knee-jerk hyperbolic responses to any and every signing, player cut/release, change in staff, win, loss, tie, injury or any other tidbit of news. It is meant to show that in general most people who comment on internet message boards are reasonable and consistent.

Patsification: (The patriots way, wtc..) The glorious "Excecutive of the Decade" decided to try and bring a little bit of the Tom Brady mojo over to the Cheifs and lift them out of the gutter. Of course who was the QB that This genious decided to bring over from the Pats? Matthew Brennan Cassel. Patsification is /was the act of trying to become more like a winning franchise and do everything they would do to succeed. Bringing Cassel over was definitely the most important component of the master plan.

PIIHB: Put it in her Butt....This phrase signifies what the average Butt****ing Moran around here would do to any female as long as she had a pulse and was at least a 2 / 10 in terms of looks.

Pissed Away: Any draft pick traded by KC

Print 'Em: An absolute 100% iron clad GUARANTEE that something will occur. Comes from the printing playoff tickets as soon as we KNOW we will be in the playoffs for sure. This is never to be used unless you are absolutely totally positive that whatever it is you are claiming or whatever your prediction is will come true. There are harsh consequences for being wrong after uttering this powerful covenant.

The Profile: A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.

Prolific Success: KC going over .500 with Gunther and Stooges or Marty. Also can be used to denote winning a bunch of regular season games with any coach, yet please note that failing to succeed in the playoffs does not nullify prolific success.

Q: A one letter insult that you post into someone's thread if they ever caused you any degree of butthurt AND this new thread has ANY similarity to any thread that has ever existed previously, even if it is decades old or just a vague similarity.

QB Bust: Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.

Reach: (See Wasted pick)

Reviewed the Game Tape: When one of the genious posters spends 5 seconds pressing replay on their DVR of a play from the wrong angle and manages to have a unique and enlightened take on this...that is much more accurate than the broadcast announcers or even the coaches and other players , this is referred to as 'reviewing the game tape'.

RRPP: Run, Run , Pass, Punt. An extremely boring series of play calls that became popular during the Herm Era. The most perfect example of RRPP would be if the P was also well behind the 1st down marker, say a 5 yard pass on 3rd and 9.

ReposQ: see Q

Retart: The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly used word 'reerun'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.

Romper'd: When a member's contributions are deemed so highly valuable..so utterly priceless that they must be protected and saved for all time...not to be lost in the cacophony of the Lounge....the user is placed on the golden pedestal commonly known as "the romper room." From this high perch, the Romper'd user is free to espouse his philosophy without fear that it would be mistook for the normal banter of typical Truefans or Morans.

Setting up the punter: A positive spin on a game manager's inability to convert on third down.

Shitlock: (Fatlock) A friendly nickname given to the erudite gentleman who writes brilliant sports related prose. Also known as Jason Whitlock.

Short-sighted: When KC signs a veteran FA.

Show them the ropes: This is what broke dick veterans are supposed to do for younger players when the Chiefs keep them around way too long. Its an excuse used mainly by homers and retarts to justify signing extensions for and keeping veteran players around for much longer than is beneficial to the team.

Stay Down Bitch: A helpful statement of encouragement made to players of opposing teams like our friends the Donks and Faders when one of their Broke Dicks is pretending to be hurt.

Steel Men Are Coming: An ominous warning, at 1st given by invading Pittsburgh Steeler fans heralding the "doom" of our beloved chiefs days before we faced each other in battle. When someone says this, it means a dangerous foe is headed into Arrowhead Stadium..possibly the Steelers...and we as fans should be concerned and frightened. See www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=68629 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=68629) for history.

Take Head: (Took Head - Past tense) The generous act of allowing an older or possibly ugly female (perhaps other genders or mixed genders as well) to place their mouth on your penis and move it around. Taking Head is a generous and thoughtful act, often occurring in parking lots of local businesses that we support such as: Chilis, Applebees, Wal-Mart etc. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/bb/showthread.php?t=287667

TL;DR: (TLDNR) Geniouses write this simple abbreviation on posts of medium length when they do not understand what is written and can't follow the simple logic within. Or if they have no retort or response to a valid argument, this will be used to completely bypass the discussion altogether. Literally it translates as "Too Long , Didn't Read" , however as geniouses have been known to read and write lengthy essays on taking head, gay days, and other complicated topics we all know that this is a lie.

To The Ship!!!: A phrase used to signify how "awesome" a signing, draft pick, or other move made by the Chiefs is. Usually uttered by someone who just the very day before was talking shit on the Chiefs organization and most of its players. It signifies a real change of heart in the person who yells this statement. A genuine battle cry showing support for some action taken by the Chiefs, this phrase is not to be used ironically or sarcastically or it will confuse Homers and Truefans.

Too Fat: This is a judgment that CP members make upon even beautiful women because as everyone knows CP members are extremely picky..we are all 6'2" and fit and would never have sex with anyone less than a 10. Therefore all but supermodels and the hottest women on the planet are probably "too fat" / unacceptable for the average member here.

Trint: A cute moniker for the beloved Trent Green ("Tr INT")

True Fan: Sometimes shortened to 'Truefan' , this is an affectionate term for someone who has proven themselves a 'Homer' and can take any negative situation then turn it around into a positive. The only real, genuine fan because people who say negative things about anything related to the Chiefs cannot be true fans.

Vocaroo: ( www.vocaroo.com (http://www.vocaroo.com) ) You can request that someone make an audio recording of a particularly excellent post. Or you can make one yourself of a post that you admire. Note: this is not to be used in a creepy or sarcastic fashion. This is for true adulation only.

Wasted Pick: Any draft pick used by KC to select a player

Well , Bye: A typical farewell statement made to someone when you REALLY care that they are leaving and are hopeful their return is expedited.

Wrapper Gate: At the beginning of his tenure, Scott Pioli placed a candy wrapper in a back hallway / stairwell at Arrowhead. He waited and observed how long it took Chiefs staff to notice and deal with this horrible eyesore / blight. After over a week of walking by and being disturbed by this awful cancerous litter....he collected the specimen into a container (an envelope) for later evidence. During a meeting at a later date, he produced the container and revealed the specimen for all to see. He had now proven that the Chiefs attention to detail was lacking and furthermore HE was the Executive of the Decade [TM] who was here to bring a dynasty to our glorious organization. No one thought this was creepy at all.

Winning the Lottery: What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'

You Seem Nice: The Highest compliment that can be paid to another member. Not surprisingly, this compliment originated from the nicest member of all time: SimplyRed. Can also be used ironically, so it can be difficult to tell what was truly meant.....unless of course you are a genious.

Your and idiot: A very polite and proper way of telling someone you have a minor disagreement with their viewpoint. This is the correct grammatical method for this phrase. All other versions are wrong.

**if there are any errors please send a bunch of PM's to Dane McCloud or Bob Dole , thank you **

source material:


Here are some older original threads that these came from:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=207343&highlight=lexicon

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=168904&highlight=lexicon

please feel free to mention other source material, I am trying to gather everything into a single thread and keep it up to date







** Original Credit for the Lexicon I believe belongs to KCTitus, who created the Lexicon (in 2006) in a thread by the departed member "Logical" who was before my time, but all respect goes out to and RIP my brother **

*** I will be handing out some casino cash and rep to people who make good entries. So let's make this list amazing *** Try to upvote good ones please!! ***

Need to add reeruned

[Dunerdr]

I miss when PIIHB was in every thread.

[Demonpenz]

LETS RIDE

[ClevelandBronco]

We'll see if Belize sticks or if it's just a passing fad.

[Dunerdr]

Need to add reeruned

It's covered in Retart

[Dunerdr]

Also did we give up on Direkshuns whore of a mother?

[threebag]

Also did we give up on Direkshuns whore of a mother?

Not until we lost members falling in

[Lzen]

Need to add reeruned

I wondered why everyone was using reruned until I tried to post that somebody was being wee tard ed.

[scho63]

Thank you - a phrase used to thank fellow CPers for good posts or other nice things

LIAR!!! :LOL:

[Titty Meat]

LICKING ASS

GEORGE BRETT STATUE

DOES SHE LIVE NEXT TO YOU

BELIZE

[penguinz]

This thread should be stickied.

[rabblerouser]

LICKING ASS

GEORGE BRETT STATUE

DOES SHE LIVE NEXT TO YOU

BELIZE

EATING THAT ASS

[rabblerouser]

I wondered why everyone was using reruned until I tried to post that somebody was being wee tard ed.

You should just type the word out and let it be reeruned

[Bearcat]

Need to add reeruned

"A level of stupidity tantamount to losing your job over something you said on ChiefsPlanet"

[rabblerouser]

"A level of stupidity tantamount to losing your job over something you said on ChiefsPlanet"

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[rabblerouser]

"A level of stupidity tantamount to losing your job over something you said on ChiefsPlanet"

Wasn't it something about, like stolen waterjugs that he was selling to a Chinese competitor or something ridiculously reeruned like that?

[threebag]

Wasn't it something about, like stolen waterjugs that he was selling to a Chinese competitor or something ridiculously reeruned like that?

No, piloting an airplane and crashing it because a political figure was onboard


I think you are looking for Nickhead with the water bottles

[BigRedChief]

We have to add Belize to the lexicon

[BigRedChief]

"A level of stupidity tantamount to losing your job over something you said on ChiefsPlanet"

Welllll that wasn’t just the n-word that was said. Pretty serious threat when you have the capability and opportunity to carry out said threat.

[Chief Pagan]

Our dictionary blow's Webster out of the water! :clap:



Ambrose Bierce, the Devil's Dictionary would be the actual competition...

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Ambrose Bierce, the Devil's Dictionary would be the actual competition...

A man of culture

[rabblerouser]

Welllll that wasn’t just the n-word that was said. Pretty serious threat when you have the capability and opportunity to carry out said threat.

Oh my.

[rtmike]

"Sign this piece of shit yet."

Titty favorite. "bundle of sticks."

[Rasputin]

Belize: Do you Belize in miracles? To Belize in something. To Belize or Not to Belize that is the question. Tell a tall tail about going on a trip with a chick to Belize even though it Be Lies. I can't believe Beleyes!

[HC_Chief]

Belize: Do you Belize in miracles? To Belize in something. To Belize or Not to Belize that is the question. Tell a tall tail about going on a trip with a chick to Belize even though it Be Lies. I can't believe Beleyes!

"Doo yooooou Belize in life after loooove?"
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[Ming the Merciless]

We have to add Belize to the lexicon


total agreement.


Lets hear some example defintions.



https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=341353


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Let me see if I have the details correct:




Claims of going to Belize were made
Part of this claim was meeting a hot chick there to bone
this hot chick was a "size queen" who liked getting rammed by big dicks
cave claimed to have a huge dick
pics of the chick were posted then deleted
it was revealed that all / most of the claims were false



Anything missing?


Does anyone happen to know if the original post got quoted anywhere? I think the original post would add a lot of meaning to this.

[Ming the Merciless]

Need to add reeruned


yes.

[irafreak]

total agreement.


Lets hear some example defintions.



https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=341353


the original post was removed by Crave...




Let me see if I have the details correct:




Claims of going to Belize were made
Part of this claim was meeting a hot chick there to bone
this hot chick was a "size queen" who liked getting rammed by big dicks
cave claimed to have a huge dick
pics of the chick were posted then deleted
it was revealed that all / most of the claims were false



Anything missing?


Does anyone happen to know if the original post got quoted anywhere? I think the original post would add a lot of meaning to this.

Didn't one of the chiefs players say they were from belize during an intro or am I thinking of another incident?

[Ming the Merciless]

Didn't one of the chiefs players say they were from belize during an intro or am I thinking of another incident?


some added context perhaps:


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=351002