****OFFICIAL Shit on Matt Cassel's start vs Miami thread****

[Hammock Parties]

Get your asses in here and let's take a giant collective dump on this cuck. I'll be GIFing his terrible passes, fumbles, sacks and pants-shitting moments for ALL to enjoy.

http://i.imgur.com/RBCSH.gif

[Simply Red]

hahaha

[retkim]

We're in for a party!

[Easy 6]

He will grade out perfectly

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Yes!

[TLO]

https://i.imgur.com/Apc34v2.gif

[FlaChief58]

Still blows my mind that he's still in the NFL. Greatest con artist of all time!

[Hammock Parties]

CUCK!

https://i.imgur.com/wTRYlwb.gif

[Hammock Parties]

Pound of flesh, baby! Stay down, bitch!

https://i.imgur.com/dr4yZGY.gif

[Tribal Warfare]

It gives me pleasure to see that fucker failing

[Easy 6]

Damn, he got ROCKED

[RealSNR]

I hate that howdy-doody shitfuck. I hate him so fucking goddamn much.

I hate him more than Buehler hates Herm Edwards.

No, not God bless Matt Cassel. God DAMN Matt Cassel!

[Frazod]

Fucking Cutler LMAO

[TLO]

Pound of flesh, baby! Stay down, bitch!

https://i.imgur.com/dr4yZGY.gif

Hoo boy

[Hammock Parties]

Shit those pants! Mr. Checkdown Syndrome is back!

https://i.imgur.com/9sKbl3T.gif

[Hammock Parties]

EAT SHIT CUCK

https://i.imgur.com/H70TYYV.gif

https://i.imgur.com/5ucq9uF.gif

[Simply Red]

wow that may've benched him for the remainder

[Rain Man]

He's averaging 3.6 yards per attempt so far. Good outing for him.

[RealSNR]

Fitting that he gets dragged down to the dolphin rape cave

[Hammock Parties]

GLORIOUS

https://i.imgur.com/5xKF0yi.gif

https://i.imgur.com/SsuA0Ni.gif

[Ming the Merciless]

cassel got robbed on that bomb to their TE

that was a horrible PI calll

i almost feel bad for him till i remember the black mark he left on my soul

so i rejoiced

[Easy 6]

ROFL theres that patented Cassel duck

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

I just don't see how alex is or ever was Cassel 2.0

[Hammock Parties]

I just don't see how alex is or ever was Cassel 2.0

Penchant for checkdowns, takes terrible sacks, doesn't throw the ball down the field.

Matt Cassel is a poor man's Alex Smith.

At least until this year.

[bdj23]

GLORIOUS

https://i.imgur.com/5xKF0yi.gif

https://i.imgur.com/SsuA0Ni.gif

LOL

God, he sucks

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Was it Cassels wife you banged last night? Cuckmaster Supreme.

[scho63]

Shit those pants! Mr. Checkdown Syndrome is back!

https://i.imgur.com/9sKbl3T.gif

That one pass sums up his entire shitty career! :clap:

3rd and 6 throw it 4 ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[FloridaMan88]

Tennessee might want to invest in a better back-up QB than Casshole, if Mariota is going to consistently get injured.

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO LMAO LMAO

https://i.imgur.com/MFtBkOp.gif

[Easy 6]

Whats the score on that game?

It looks like Miami is just smoking them

[JakeLV]

Tennessee might want to invest in a better back-up QB than Casshole, if Mariota is going to consistently get injured.

Kaepernick apparently reached out. They told him to pound sand

[The Franchise]

Whats the score on that game?

It looks like Miami is just smoking them

10-3 Miami

[Easy 6]

10-3 Miami

Thanks, these gifs are making it look much worse

[The Franchise]

Oh my God Cassel sucks. ROFL

[The Franchise]

Cutler is getting booed and they’re winning.

[Buehler445]

I hate that howdy-doody shitfuck. I hate him so fucking goddamn much.

I hate him more than Buehler hates Herm Edwards.

No, not God bless Matt Cassel. God DAMN Matt Cassel!

I hope nobody carries that much hate.

I don't hate Cassel as much as some. He's quite possibly the worst QB to suit up in a Chiefs uni (Palko included LOL @ Hobo Haley), but if someone offered me that contract I'd be all about it.

And then after the abject failure, the Vikes offered him a contract (LOL). I'd take that money too. Then what, BUF? Then TENN. Yeah. I'd take all that money. It's not his fault GMs are insanely stupid.

The real fault with Cassel is good ol' Franchise Killer insisting on rolling his no-talent ass out there for 4 fucking years.

Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards on the other hand is a goddamned sisterfucking grandstander. Cassel isn't up in the media lecturing fans about "circus offenses" that he is obviously too goddamned fucking stupid to even COMPREHEND what the purpose of presnap motion is. Cassel isn't up in the media's faces lecturing all of us how he is going to build a tough defense while putting out one of the softest defense I've seen. Cassel isn't all up on ESPN talking about how to coach up guys while he rolled out a bunch of asshats that were laughing on the sideline as they thoroughly embarrassed the franchise. Cassel isn't on every media outlet ever blathering on about how "we" did it, or fucking assfaced nonsense about QBs, WRs, matchups, gameplans, offense, defense, or football in general when he was obviously one of the worst coaches the league has ever seen in every major aspect of the job.

Cassel is a no-talent pussy. But he just does what he's told. Badly. Mind-bogglingly frustratingly, but he does it none the less. And then doesn't line himself up to grandstand like a fucking cunt or lecture the fans.

That honor belongs to Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards. Fuck that motherfucking grandstanding piece of fucking shit.

[Easy 6]

Cutler is getting booed and they’re winning.

Captain Apathy is so easy to dislike

[Buehler445]

In other news, this thread is AMAZING. Please god keep the GIFs coming. Especially the slow-mo duck. GodDAMN that is abysmal football.

[Hammock Parties]

sack me, please

https://i.imgur.com/nElgHLx.gif

NO SNAPS FOR CUCKS

https://i.imgur.com/bk9bSe6.gif

[Rain Man]

Cutler is getting booed and they’re winning.

I'm guessing he's offering no reaction to the booing.

[The Franchise]

I'm guessing he's offering no reaction to the booing.

You would be correct, sir.

[-King-]

Cassel is outplaying Cutler ROFL
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[Rain Man]

Haha. Can we get a gif of the 59 yard pass from Cassel that was called back? It was wobbling the entire way.

[AssEaterChief]

12/17 for an electrifying 54 yards!

[The Franchise]

I know you paid Cutler $10 million but how the fuck do you not bench him at this point?

[Rain Man]

Cassel is now 12 of 17 for 54 yards. His yards per attempt has declined to 3.2.

[The Franchise]

Matt Moore chants heading into the half.

[Hammock Parties]

:hail:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLot8PiV4AAuw9C.jpg:large

[Hammock Parties]

Haha. Can we get a gif of the 59 yard pass from Cassel that was called back? It was wobbling the entire way.

hahaha

https://i.imgur.com/cFI43sX.gif

[FloridaMan88]

Ryan Tannehill is probably enjoying this as more than a few Dolphins fans saw Cutler as an upgrade when Tannehill was injured in training camp.

[jjchieffan]

I just saw highlights for this game. Wow, what a shit fest.

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO he tipped his way into a conversion

https://i.imgur.com/DL0nQlq.gif

[Hammock Parties]

fuck you casshole

[Rain Man]

LMAO he tipped his way into a conversion



I bet he was pretty disappointed to overthrow his intended receiver three yards short of the first down.

[RINGLEADER]

Tomlin is an idiot. Dude challenges the weirdest stuff...

[Nickhead]

Tomlin is an idiot. Dude challenges the weirdest stuff...

wrong thread bro :thumb:

[Hammock Parties]

A duck on an intermediate route LMAO LMAO LMAO

https://i.imgur.com/mu8bd7d.gif

[Hammock Parties]

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER #Assel

https://i.imgur.com/e8dPdqP.gif

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLpDAGXUQAADh1P.jpg:large

[Hammock Parties]

CASSHOLE FAIL MARY COMING

[RINGLEADER]

One more episode of the Cassel show...

[RINGLEADER]

LOL -- needs 90 yards and throws for 5.

[RINGLEADER]

Dumbass Dolphin saying the short pass to the middle of the field is incomplete -- football awareness...lol

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO

Grbac'd it

https://i.imgur.com/BUZWdhP.gif

[mdchiefsfan]

LMAO

Grbac'd it

https://i.imgur.com/BUZWdhP.gif

ROFL look at how much he winds up to throw it that far

[TLO]

This thread belongs in the Hall of Classics. A+ stuff.

[Hammock Parties]

FINAL STAT LINE FOR MATT CUCKHOLE

https://i.imgur.com/gWgQf1x.jpg

Graded out perfectly.

https://i.imgur.com/tv0rt59.jpg

[TLO]

That 4.4 average tho.

#elite

[notorious]

How in the fuck is that a 85.5 rating?

[Buehler445]

How in the fuck is that a 85.5 rating?

No picks.

[Rain Man]

What was up with all of the duck throws today? I know he's abysmally bad, but the ducks today stand out even with that prior knowledge. Was it windy?

[notorious]

No picks.

Back in the 90's an 85.5 rating will get you in the ProBowl.

It blows my mind.

[Hammock Parties]

What was up with all of the duck throws today? I know he's abysmally bad, but the ducks today stand out even with that prior knowledge. Was it windy?

It was 113 degrees on the field. Ball sweat.

[scho63]

As the gif earlier of 3rd and 6 with a 4 yard throw summed up his career, these stats just confirm what a POS he has been and fooled the league to be able to collect a healthy paycheck at this point in life. He should have been out of the NFL 10 years ago.

[Titty Meat]

How did we win a division title with him? Wow.

[Skyy God]

Clay got a shout out on TheRinger.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theringer.com/platform/amp/nfl/2017/10/9/16447444/nfl-week-5-winners-and-losers-myles-garrett-deshaun-watson

[Black Bob]

Cassel > Geno

[FringeNC]

Wasn't he the highest paid QB in the league for a brief time?

[FringeNC]

How in the **** is that a 85.5 rating?

The NFL QB rating formula rewards completion percentage more than is reasonable.

[CaliforniaChief]

Matt Cassel ranks 50th all time in career earnings, banking almost $65,000,000. Wow.

http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/rankings/earnings/

[Imon Yourside]

I'm no Kap fan but ya he's leaps and bounds better than Casshole. Matter of fact there are at least 100 Qb's sitting at home better than Casshole.

[Frosty]

LMAO LMAO LMAO

https://i.imgur.com/MFtBkOp.gif

Cassel still throwing directly at the defender. He did that all the time when he was with the Chiefs. How does he not see them? :shake:

[Imon Yourside]

Cassel still throwing directly at the defender. He did that all the time when he was with the Chiefs. How does he not see them? :shake:

He does, he's trying to reenact the scene from The Longest Yard hoping to parlay that into an acting career.

[gblowfish]

King of the three yard pass on third and five...

[alpha_omega]

Hey, but he saved someone from a fire.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Hey, but he saved someone from a fire.

He's probably a pretty nice guy. Of course, I think I'm pretty nice and I don't get paid to suck at my job.

[redfan]

Gott dam this is glorious.

Fuck you, franchise killa!!

[Rain Man]

Matt Cassel ranks 50th all time in career earnings, banking almost $65,000,000. Wow.

http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/rankings/earnings/

It's just...I just...(shakes head and walks away.)

[alpha_omega]

No animation with this one, but i'd like to contribute something to this thread.....

https://img.bleacherreport.net/img/slides/photos/004/270/762/hi-res-6c2355c054869c1ffd95efae67585074_crop_exact.jpg?h=533&w=800&q=70&crop_x=center&crop_y=top

[ModSocks]

Serious question:

Is Matt Cassel one of the most successful pro QB's USC has ever produced?

[Hammock Parties]

No animation with this one, but i'd like to contribute something to this thread.....

https://img.bleacherreport.net/img/slides/photos/004/270/762/hi-res-6c2355c054869c1ffd95efae67585074_crop_exact.jpg?h=533&w=800&q=70&crop_x=center&crop_y=top

https://media.giphy.com/media/vGvvk9Gokt26I/giphy.gif

[AussieChiefsFan]

The Messiah is still around LMAO

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[stumppy]

Matt Cassel ranks 50th all time in career earnings, banking almost $65,000,000. Wow.

http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/rankings/earnings/

Proof there is no god.